Have you guys ever heard of Ivor Biggun? For some reason, I'm thinking of his songs right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqfa-kaRFM

I've actually got a CD of his if any of you are interested. :-P

here's one of our female fans

7,000 posts on shoot the shit? Are you fucking kidding me?

I think I've heard that song once, budarc.

How about this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k_VfSWt728

BTW WTF is budarc?

i'm glad this image shows up when you google 'budarc'


:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

There's weird girls in the world, I just know it.

BTW WTF is budarc?

Deja vu.

http://forums.ffshrine.org/showpost.php?p=1260721&postcount=497

Deja vu.

http://forums.ffshrine.org/showpost.php?p=1260721&postcount=497

indeed.

i should eat Rick first then.

My money's on me. cuckoo's got a real ravenous appetite when it comes to big black cocks.

and.............?

My money's on me. cuckoo's got a real ravenous appetite when it comes to big black cocks.

you sealed the deal with that comment, bud.

you're first now

and.............?

that reminds me of Oldboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ewUzXpgM4

you sealed the deal with that comment, bud.

you're first now

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Worked like a charm.

Dude, that's pretty gross. I can certainly cross "squid fetish" off my checklist.

omg new wallpaper...hot!

Won't let me post it, turned to smiley....

10 points for being the first to use "The Fonz" on shoot the shit.

fuck...there's quite a few octopus/squid fetish pics out there.......who knew?

I knew because I checked....

I'm not going there. It makes me feel icky. And not in a good way.

Soulmate...

20 points for being the first to post a sexy A.L.F. pic on this thread.

She's out there.........

Wow, just wow.

Guys, gotta go! Have fun with yourselves. :erm:

laters, budarc.......

and good god, Rick.......

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

20 points for being the first to post a sexy A.L.F. pic on this thread.


Fuck... those nightmares again.

Too weird?
Later budarc.

laters, budarc.......

and good god, Rick.......

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Now we know that getting Rick drunk = weird tentacle fetish. ;)

This is natural for me....

here's one for ya

Nice...there's a huge genre of that stuff.

so i'm assuming Ariel wasn't your girl...


you're more of an Ursula fellow?

http://curvature.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ursula.gif

No way, mermaids are the shit.

Octomaids!

EDIT: dammit.

Loads of these out there.................







Cool though.

agreed....they are pretty cool.........very inspiring

Woooo. Little buzz goin' on, forgettin' it's hot. Still 90 degrees in here...

pushed back to February 2010.

dammit.....this movie is not gonna be good now is it?

it's probably been tampered with way too much now to have an easy flow to it

They did some reshoots.

They did some reshoots.

some "tampering"......reshoots usually mean bad news for a film that's in the works for this long.

Devin Faraci (http://chud.com/articles/articles/20285/1/SILVER-BULLETS-RELEASE-DATES-CAN-KILL-THE-WOLF-MAN/Page1.html)
"Oh Wolf Man. Always my favorite of the Universal Monsters, The Wolf Man seems to have been getting short shrift for the last few decades, and things aren't about to get better. While I had hoped that all of the rumors and bad buzz I had heard about the upcoming remake (starring Benicio Del Toro and directed by Joe Johnston after Mark Romanek dropped out at the last minute) were just the usual bullshit, Universal has all but confirmed the movie is a stinker by moving it from a fall date to February 2010.

And that's after Johnston and company did massive reshoots and supposedly monster redesigns. It's possible that The Wolf Man will benefit from this move - horror films do pretty well in the dregs of winter, after all. I call it White Noise Effect - but the reality is that this is another attempt at the Universal Monsters that has failed. First Van Helsing, now this. Even the Mummy is in decline.

At this point I'll probably really enjoy The Wolf Man - my expectations couldn't be any lower."

poor wolf man...........the wolfman has nards.

I fell asleep this afternoon to The Howling 2 with Christopher Lee. Now that's a bad...bad movie.

i haven't seen it.........werewolves are so poorly portrayed in most films, i just don't bother...........infact the only ones that comes to mind, that I enjoyed, was An American Werewolf In London and the first Ginger Snaps

Now THAT'S a classic.
"I'm sorry I called you meatloaf."

right....i'm going to bed.......and i think i should probably give this poor hot computer some rest too.

Laters!

L8er cuckoo

Hey Rick, I had posted this in the barefoot thread but thought you might get a kick out of it. :-P



You know sometimes I imagine little Timmy at night, sneaking downstairs from his room, quietly turning on the computer so as not to wake mammy and pappy, and tuning into the budarc, cuckoo and Rick show live and laughing his little 10-year old head off...then I realize, no...nobody's watching...we only do this for our own sick, depraved amusement.

:loldata:

Sad, isn't it?

You know sometimes I imagine little Timmy at night, sneaking downstairs from his room, quietly turning on the computer so as not to wake mammy and pappy, and tuning into the budarc, cuckoo and Rick show live and laughing his little 10-year old head off...then I realize, no...nobody's watching...we only do this for our own sick, deprived amusement.

:loldata:

Sad, isn't it?

Little Timmy and Little Suzie discover "Shoot The Shit"

The horror! lol
Poor kids. Don't worry, no one else is reading this.

Little Timmy and Little Suzie discover "Shoot The Shit"


:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

And coincidentally, that's also the day they discover each other's penis and vagina.

That's the idea.
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Rapidshare seems slow today. Maybe part some pipes of the internets melted in the heat.

http://facemelt.us/facemelt.gif

Oh man...memories...

I just used the Internet Wayback Machine (http://www.archive.org/web/web.php) in order to search for an old boardhost forum I created entitled "The Great NIM Rebellion" (which went through a series of name changes and remodels during its heyday). You see kids, before "shoot the shit," I used to raise hell over at the Indyfan forums (that's back when I still had a hyphen in my name). I pretty much got banned from there -- and several other of my "sock puppets" -- for being too off-topic (in a similar bi0h4zard banishment), but a bunch of my Indyfan buddies and I banded together to create our own "Rebellion" to talk about off-topic shit. There's not much left of these ruins, but you can see still some of the madness present at the time. Right now, cuckoo77 is very much my "graml" while rick_says fits the perfect part of "Fall Guy." They say those who forget their history are bound to repeat the same mistakes, and dammit, I'm repeating and mistaking. :-P

You can't see much left there other than the post titles, but man, some great times were had.
http://web.archive.org/web/20010510025629/members.boardhost.com/nimrebellion/

Well, I went against your advice, Bud-arc and saw Year One. Harold Ramos is pretty funny. It was a good escape from the second day of hellish 110 degree heat. Not great, it wasn't the Meaning of Life of History of the World, but an alright diversion for a while.
I am nobody's shadow! I am my own man, man! I is that I is, I yam that I yam that I yam. Although cuckoo can be your grandman if ya want him to be. Kind of sweet, really. Awwwww.

(grandman is short for grandma-man)

"gram"?

i should eat you.

I don't know who this "gram" is, but I'll eat him too.

infact, I'll eat the who lot of you pre-shit-shooters..........

.......roar.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Goddamn. It's 11:12 P.M. and it's still a bazillion degrees.
&%&^%$^#$%$#%$@$%@!%$!

An American Werewolf in London :

http://stagevu.com/video/twawtousjynz

i woke up at 7:30 and was all ready sweating.........if i could detach my testacles from myself and throw them against the wall and just watch them slowly make there way down the wall, very much like the sticky toys we used to play with.

Oh
My Ghhhhad
I'm done with this heat
or am I getting used to it?
It's about 10 degrees F cooler today.....99 degrees.
&*^*&%&^$^%#^%#^%#@$#^%#&%$

Coen bros. A Serious Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiVm-NNPFAU

Wes Anderson stop-motion adaptation of Roald Dahl's book Fantastic Mr. Fox:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL5yWXgd7RQ

Planet Hulk Movie adaptation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmzBPp8qq4I

Coen bros. A Serious Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiVm-NNPFAU

TRK is billed second, yet you only see him in a split-second of the trailer. Looks interesting nonetheless.


Wes Anderson stop-motion adaptation of Roald Dahl's book Fantastic Mr. Fox:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL5yWXgd7RQ

Interesting, although I don't think Wes Anderson is ideally suited to "children's" movies. :-P

That's what I thought about it when it was first announced.
Wes Anderson wants to do it is, let's let him. Stop motion allows Wes to fine tune his quirky beats and off kilter cadence so I can see how it will be one of the most "wesesque" of his films.
I frickin love Life Aquatic.
The Coens give really good trailer. It's an art unto itself.

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Unrelenting heat....
86.4 �F
Clear
Humidity: 47%
Dew Point: 64 �F
Wind: 1.0 mph from the NW

I've enjoyed all of Wes Anderson's films to some degree, but they don't really stick to me much. They're so offbeat, I laugh here and there, but mostly forgettable in my opinion. I think Rushmore was my favorite of his (and by some odd chance, I'm watching Bottle Rocket right now). I look forward to seeing the kids get confounded by his interpretation of Mr. Fox. ("What the fuck, mom? This isn't anything like Chicken Run!")

Is that President Obama?

(Is that a racist thing to say?)

I don't even think that guy is African-American.
Bottle Rocket is probably my least favorite of Wes Anderson's.
I like them all though. Life Aquatic seem to be the most outright comedy no pretending to be something it's not. The Royal Tenenbaums I like a lot, but there's an edge of self knowing that's unnatural in a way while Life Aquatic is faster paced and knows what it is from the start.
Mr. Fox sort of does come out of the blue though, you don't suddenly expect the guy who did Royal Tenenbaums to do anything kiddie.
Where the WIld Things Are looks amazing. And you don't think of Spike Jonze as a children's film directer but it's gonna be awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUr2DSPh6go

I forgot TRK was in the new Coen Bros. movie.......life just got a little better......still just as sweaty....but better.

I was flipping through channels the other night and saw TRK was on "Scrubs"........i smiled to myself and thought of "Shoot the Shit".

It's funny because now when anybody who's familiar with this thread's fascination with TRK, will think of "Shoot The Shit" whenever they see TRK in a movie or TV show.

"hey, it's the guy those fuckin' "Shoot the shit" guys keep talking about......dammit....they made me think of them."

If Brad Pitt or Miley Cyrus was "shoot the shit's" obsession it wouldn't have the same memorable effect on people.....it had to be someone as obscure as TRK for it to make people think of "shoot the shit" whether they like it or not.

.......and with that, our job is that much more complete.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

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Yeah Scrubs. You don't remember the "full body scan" episode?
I'm kind of glad Scrubs is over.

Whenever I see both TRK or a horse cock, I smile to myself and think of shoot the shit.

And if it's TRK with a horse cock, well then, that's even better...

you thought it was over.......they're going on still...............i heard Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke have left the show, doing a few guest spots next year, but the rest of the cast are still there.......possibly moving the show to a medical school.................

........

Whenever I see both TRK or a horse cock, I smile to myself and think of shoot the shit.

And if it's TRK with a horse cock, well then, that's even better...

TRK doing a nude shot is pretty darn close to a horse cock I hear.........or atleast that's what Alex Chaplin said.

Alex Chaplin is another one of those obscure names I'll never forget.

That, and Mew-Mew. :whatever:

Ah damn, I thought that was it. Sure felt like a final episode. I watched way too much scrubs. I think I even have a few episodes laying around collecting digital dust on my hard drive.
Yeah if there's a few pennies to squeeze out of it, I'm sure they will.
I could live without Zach, but without Sarah Chalke, who's going to watch it?
They should just call it something else, but they probably wont.

I stopped watching Scrubs after the first season. I figured it probably wasn't going to get any better than that.

Alex Chaplin is another one of those obscure names I'll never forget.

That, and Mew-Mew. :whatever:

Alex Chaplin is so obscure I don't even think he works anymore :loldata: :loldata:

.....nobody who hates this thread will remember him.....except for maybe the ppl who rallied to get our sock puppets banned.

....and Mew-Mew.....i ate it.......tasted like cupcakes and fecal matter.

....and Mew-Mew.....i ate it.......tasted like cupcakes and fecal matter.

I knew that frosting didn't look right.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

those are hilarious.....i know what I'm begging my future wife to handout at our wedding!

Something tells me you'll be begging your future wife for a lot of "handouts"...



That does not look appetizing. :-X

Looks ok to me, if it's nice and cold.

Looks too much like the liquidy pale-brown shit I had earlier. I don't think popping it in the freezer would make it any more appealing.

:loldata:

if you put it in a piping bag with a decorative nozzle, it might look pretty tastey.

If you put it in a flaming bag on somebody's doorstep, I think it would be more appropriate. ;)

I could go for some ice cream. Shit brown or not.

I haven't had ice cream in so long... Shit. Me want.

Is that the final model of your ice helmet?

Look pretty good right about now. I want ice cream too! Ice cream, then more beer!

my anus is cooking up a mighty fine grease trail of bacony shitty goodness.....it drips ever so finely.

my underwear is like a sweaty grease trap right now.

a lull....we must be masturbating to the thought of my greasy shitty underpants.

puts budarc's 5 day underpants to shame.

Dude, right now I'm taking a medication that gives me an oily discharge whenever I fart...so, not funny. :-P

fart bubbles included?

Let's just say, if I were wearing rubber underpants, they would be half-inflated by now.

Yes, now we're all masturbating to the image of my M.C. Hammer-like balloon underpants.

Let's just say, if I were wearing rubber underpants, they would be half-inflated by now.

ewwww

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ryzN2ishprI/SXzcJPVZWBI/AAAAAAAABjo/MzP47WX1UV4/s320/eww%2Bface.bmp

Trying to write "The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe / Harry Gregson-Williams" on one line is next to impossible.

ewwww

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ryzN2ishprI/SXzcJPVZWBI/AAAAAAAABjo/MzP47WX1UV4/s320/eww%2Bface.bmp

Yum.

Trying to write "The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe / Harry Gregson-Williams" on one line is next to impossible.

'Tis a long title. Whatcha trying to do?

'Tis a long title. Whatcha trying to do?

fit it on a CD booklet for someone................i should eat C.S. Lewis.

I say just omit "The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe." It's all the same shit, right? :-P

Damn, did rick go out to buy his ice cream and beer?

I'm thinking omit: THe Chronicles Of Narnia instead.

he must have...........i want ice cream and beer..........well....i have ice cream..........i want beer.

I'm thinking omit: THe Chronicles Of Narnia instead.

Maybe just excerpt from Prince Caspian instead. It's shorter. ;)

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/935/65009987.JPG

mmffppttffft.

right....that settles it........i'm bbq-ing a burger........if I can't have beer.......i'm having a burger and shake.

finally cool enough to cook...

not really....but I'm gonna do it anyways.

Fuck man... again with the burger and fries? You're KILLING ME!!!

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Well, I got a lot of potatoes I gotta eat....

:(

Potatoes are were my best friend.

A little too much salt, I was in a hurry. GODDAMN that was a good burger, medium rare.

*quietly eats salad with cold glare in eyes*

That was actually the second burger I had today. LOL I had Wendy's for lunch. I was unsatisfied with it and had to have my home made because it's way better.

*takes sip of NutriShake, unflinching*

It was so good, I could actually have another! But I won't because that's just piggy.

*smells cuckoo barbequing hamburgers*

*grinds teeth*

Yeah BBq is gonna be good.

There, now I feel better.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Oh yeah, I got the food sleepies now, eyes roll back.
Well when your health improves you can splurge and have some beef.

I look forward to consuming an entire 14oz ribeye steak when I reach my desired goals.

I look forward to it every fucking second I spend on that goddamn elliptical machine.

Fuck you, elliptical machine!

That sounds good, I could go for that.
Actually I have been craving noodles lately myself.
When I get to San Jose I will have to go to Wings in Japantown.

When are you coming to San Jose? I'll have to make sure to leave town that weekend. ;)

Outback Steakhouse has the best teriyaki ribeyes EVER. Just the cut of it is always so perfect; always the right amount of fat and lean meat...and cooked just right. And those fucking french fries...fuck.

My cock is hard.

I'm going down to visit my brother this weekend.
It's going to be a hot drive through the valleys.

Damn, you're driving in this weather? Sounds terrible. Be sure to make a lot of pitstops so your car doesn't overheat. Worst thing would be to get stuck in a desert or valley or something with an overheated car.

Anyway, maybe I'll see you around. I'll be the one wearing an inconspicuous disguise.



I still think it's weird that there are two shit shooters from San Jose and two shit shooters from Vancouver.

the plan is to leave kind of late and drive through the night so it will be cooler. I have AC and my car seems ok lately, should be fine.
I've done it a lot of times before and I have places I like to stop like Shasta City. Sometimes I make it a two day trip but that just takes so long best to get it over with.

Sounds good. Good luck with the drive.

I take it you're leaving Friday night-ish? How many hours is it, straight-shoot?

cuckoo must really be enjoying that hamburger. :rolleyes:

16 hours with breaks and stops. 12 hours if your fast. 8 hours if you drive like a demon. I don't do that anymore though.
Naw, I can't leave until Saturday, so I will be arriving at my bros early sunday probably if all goes according to plan.
No worries, I don't need luck, I am excited to get back.

cuckoo is probably in food lethargy like I was

Be sure to get your fill of Fry's Electronics, Streetlight and Rasputin Records while you're here.

That fucking cuckoo...I should barbeque him.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090731/ap_on_en_tv/us_tv_larry_david

Nice! A new season.

And Mucho's chicken downtown. Can't wait for Mucho's chicken! I miss a lot of my favorite restaurants.

I miss food.

Damn your yahoo links crash my browser. Fhuck yahooooooo!

I had a movie loaded in another tab too goddamn it!

This was pretty much the whole article:


David: 'Seinfeld' cast to reunite on 'Curb'

PASADENA, Calif. – Larry David says the on-screen reunion of the "Seinfeld" cast will be "tough to beat."

The "Seinfeld" co-creator and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" creator-star says the cast will appear together in the finale of the upcoming seventh season of the HBO comedy series.

It marks the first time in 11 years that Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards have appeared together on screen.

David says the "Seinfeld" stars will appear in five "Curb" episodes during the season in a storyline about the cast reuniting. He says he worked closely with Seinfeld on the show-within-a-show script.

He also says an actual "Seinfeld" reunion is unlikely.

The comments were made at a meeting of the Television Critics Association.

I had a movie loaded in another tab too goddamn it!

Heh, sorry about that. Aren't you using Firefox? Doesn't it usually restore your tabs after a crash?

No, I am in firefox now though. It hasn't crashed yet it's just stalled. I use a browser called Flock. It's way better than your paltry firefox. No, actually it's bones are firefox, it's a skin with bells and whistles. Actually google chrome is firefox too.

my bbq was out of gas.............so i went with Mickey D's instead..........not quite as good, but on a hot day, it wasn't too shabby.

I should eat me.

"Oh, I'm A Lumberjack And...-----zwuh?"

You can't eat yourself. Although it might be easy to find something to help.

technically I can eat half of myself......it's just I'll need help once i get down to the nitty gritty.

Now we're just getting creepy..the lower half first?

ofcourse.....i sit down, tie a bib around my neck, take a few pain killers and go at it......with some fava beans and a nice chianti ofcourse.

you can pratically hear "shoot the shit" slowly withering away.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Yeah, what's up? It's me who's withing away with most of my blood steamed out of me leaving me a dry husk leaf ready to blow away at the slightest breeze. I think Bu-darc got bored with us...:( or maybe his brain is also addled by a lack of protein nibbling on his carrot sticks and yogurt. It's far to hot to be funny, brilliant and charming. Mildly amusing at best.

instead, i've been forced to take part in the annual shit-sculpting contest in my apartment building basement.

It's just me, Henry and a rat.

Henry usually sculps a life sized "Mitchel Musso".....I like to sculpt pigs in various sexual positions and the rat sculps little rat turds.

the rat always wins.

i hate him.

i should eat Henry.

I just ate actually.
Some nice shrimp and more fries.

Me too!

corn on the cob and a roast beast sandwich.

strange pairing but oddly they worked quite well

washing it down with a tall glass of lemonade.

but....ooh...shrimp........i want shrimp too.

I tried to talk about something completely different than what the topic said on the KHI forums. They didn't like it very much. How lame.

Glad I can do it here though!

I just ate the last of my shrimpies.
I have to get some more.
Toma row I hit the road, so it's up to you to kill the thread by yourself I guess.....

I will come with holy hot sauce.

It's ironic that exercising is supposed to increase serotonin levels to the brain and make you feel "happier"...everytime I'm at the gym, working my goddamn ass off, I can't help but feel angry, bitter, and depressed...in fact, I don't think I've ever been more hateful and vengeful in my life than when I work out. I just imagine killing everyone in the fucking gym...the fucking skinny bitch with her fucking buff boyfriend...I can literally imagine myself pulling the fucking trigger and shooting them in the back of their meat heads, or laying their skulls underneath the weights and dropping it down on their face...my hands covered in their brains and blood...fuck yeah...it's the only way I can get through 30 minutes of "high intensity" on the elliptical devil machine. Fuck all of them...so fucking conceited...they look like fucking monkeys doing their little exercises...fucking sheep...and God, I'm one of them...I want to fucking kill myself, too. Fuck, I'm so twisted. Too bad I can't go to the fucking shrink because I'm so fucking poor, too. :-P

I'm so fucking tired of fucking starving myself and trying so hard...they do it so fucking effortlessly...I've been killing myself for the past 4 weeks and...what? I gained 3 pounds? Fuck it all.

Everyone can go fuck themselves and eat themselves and shit on themselves for all they care.

Sent from my iPhone

I tried to talk about something completely different than what the topic said on the KHI forums. They didn't like it very much. How lame.

Glad I can do it here though!

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

no....they don't like it much........

sure.....they're the "different" crowd......

....here at "shoot the shit" we're the DIFFERENT crowd.....which apparently isn't all that popular.......

what "completely different" topic were you shit-shooting?

or maybe his brain is also addled by a lack of protein nibbling on his carrot sticks and yogurt.

Good theory.

I just ate the last of my shrimpies.
I have to get some more.
Toma row I hit the road, so it's up to you to kill the thread by yourself I guess.....

if it gets really boring, i'll make sure to speed up the sinking of this ship.....right down to the bottom of the sea.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

i won't be around tommorrow night, but i can sink it Sunday.

Can't remember. Somewhere in the "intel" section I think.

Here, I'll make a random comment about boogers in their religion section. I'll give it until I check it to see what happened. I already had a post deleted this past week.

baby jesus picked his nose too.

It's ironic that exercising is supposed to increase serotonin levels to the brain and make you feel "happier"...everytime I'm at the gym, working my goddamn ass off, I can't help but feel angry, bitter, and depressed...in fact, I don't think I've ever been more hateful and vengeful in my life than when I work out. I just imagine killing everyone in the fucking gym...the fucking skinny bitch with her fucking buff boyfriend...I can literally imagine myself pulling the fucking trigger and shooting them in the back of their meat heads, or laying their skulls underneath the weights and dropping it down on their face...my hands covered in their brains and blood...fuck yeah...it's the only way I can get through 30 minutes of "high intensity" on the elliptical devil machine. Fuck all of them...so fucking conceited...they look like fucking monkeys doing their little exercises...fucking sheep...and God, I'm one of them...I want to fucking kill myself, too. Fuck, I'm so twisted. Too bad I can't go to the fucking shrink because I'm so fucking poor, too. :-P

I'm so fucking tired of fucking starving myself and trying so hard...they do it so fucking effortlessly...I've been killing myself for the past 4 weeks and...what? I gained 3 pounds? Fuck it all.

Everyone can go fuck themselves and eat themselves and shit on themselves for all they care.

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One time, for a week, I didn't play any video games. I ate when I was hungry and watched TV. I lost 10 pounds. I call it the lazy boy diet.

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Poor Bu-darc. Well, maybe if you eat more you'll.....lose weight?
You seem to be in an alternate universe where normal rules do not apply.

what "completely different" topic were you shit-shooting?
Yeah what up?

baby jesus picked his nose too.
Apparently, he's perfect. He probably was able to wipe his ass by the age of 2.

Alright. I did it in their Jehova's Witnesses topic. Hell, I even brought neg into it!

Apparently, he's perfect. He probably was able to wipe his ass by the age of 2.

i was able to wipe my ass when i was 5 or 6.......well....maybe not so much wipe...........more like pick and prod.

then get "Fluffy" the neighbor's dog to lick my ass clean.

Fluffy especially liked it when I filled my anus with Skippy Peanut Butter.

Ol' Misses Jenkins never did find out what I did with her beloved poodle, Fluffy.

Alright. I did it in their Jehova's Witnesses topic. Hell, I even brought neg into it!

There's a Jehovah's Witness thread here?

What did I get brought into again?

What did I get brought into again?

that's what all the kids say when they're dragged in here, don't they?

There's a Jehovah's Witness thread here?

we need more Jehovah's Witnesses on "shoot the shit"....that and mormons..........they'd bring a brand new feel to this shit-hole...........we could really use a reboot right about now.

I don't remember this thread. But I'm sure I was an asshole in it, just like every other thread.

I don't remember this thread. But I'm sure I was an asshole in it, just like every other thread.

Amen. ;)

Are we about to be known as the religious thread?

This is Glycon. It is an occult snake god originating in Macedonia centuries ago.

It is a hairy snake idol. Alan Moore has been worshipping it for years.

this little Jehovah's Witness is creepy......little demon child.

i am now known as Father Cuckoo

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Father Cuckoo

Nice. dark... but nice.

Lord Rick

Father Rick_Says

Lord Rick

much better actually.

The Lord Budarc



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lol

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be back in an hour or so.....i gotta run down to the store.........



EDIT: the fuck? that's not the pic that's supposed to be there......oh well..........:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

Manowar Discography rapidshare:

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Humanoid females engaged in cosplay @ SDCC2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXRV5xHi5bk)

Manowar Discography rapidshare:

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have you actually listened to these guys?

i have yet to........are they....well......to put it bluntly.....are they as gay as they look?

They aren't bad, pretty standard Heavy Metal. Not speed Metal, not Thrash, not Black Metal, just plain old Heavy Metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTPZck1dlF0

They've been around the block starting out around the time of Metallica in the 80's they just put out a new album this year.

hmm.....better than one would suspect.....however not my cup of tea......therefore.....i should eat them...........but i won't because they don't really look appetizing....at all.

i should break out all the old Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Iron Maiden albums out though......head bang with my cat............................................... ..................living is sad.

cuckoo.....you're a sad, strange little man........and you have my pity.

Amon Amarth is good. The new Soulfly is also very good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ3TmZslLQ8

could you guys go check my video of me playing the WORST xbox 360 game ever?
and comment on it too? thanks!
so far ive only uploaded 2 levels and half of 1

Amon Amarth is good. The new Soulfly is also very good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ3TmZslLQ8

I like Soulfly enough......hell...it's Max Cavalera.
Not big on the Viking metal thing though.

could you guys go check my video of me playing the WORST xbox 360 game ever?
and comment on it too? thanks!
so far ive only uploaded 2 levels and half of 1

why are you uploading it, if it's the "the WORST xbox 360 game ever"

and what am I supposed to comment on it?

nice job on playing that game?


.......so you're kinda weird. ;)

Viking Metal makes me giddy. Tee hee. Yeah Max rules. I can't wait for the next one.

roar.

yarr....there we go.



that's a viking i could get behind.......literally. :naughty:

Hot.

:loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

why are you uploading it, if it's the "the WORST xbox 360 game ever"

and what am I supposed to comment on it?

nice job on playing that game?


.......so you're kinda weird. ;)

becuase it is the first thing i uploaded with my newly adquired easycap USB device.
and im getting the hang of it, so why not experiment using the shittiest game i have?
besides, the games music was composed by michael giaccino.
also, the premise of the game is made of AWESOME: nazi germany blitzkiregs northamerica.
too bad the game itself is made of fail and aids.

chunky peanut butter seeping out of my ass is made of AWESOME.

period.

just ask Fluffy.

becuase it is the first thing i uploaded with my newly adquired easycap USB device.
and im getting the hang of it, so why not experiment using the shittiest game i have?
besides, the games music was composed by michael giaccino.
also, the premise of the game is made of AWESOME: nazi germany blitzkiregs northamerica.
too bad the game itself is made of fail and aids.

the vid looks good though.......keep up the experimenting. ;)

extra awesome sauce

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ye gads

nice armpits are nice.
me lick them.

no, i did not mispelled like

but you mispelled "mispell"

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you get the idea.

Eventually. :)

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unintentional comedy is the bestest

overuse of something is lame.

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simply amazing.

just amazing.

overuse of something is lame.

and unintentionally funny.

we went through the different stages of "over use" near the beginning of this thread.......and why we think it's funny and why we think it's funny no one else does.

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I know. I watched that one way too many times....

I know. I watched that one way too many times....
i don't think there is "too many times"......



i do that with my shirt too.............strangely enough, nobody likes it.

If Abby were still alive, i'd send a "Dear Abby"

Is abby finally fucking dead?

yup.....atleast I think so......i thought she died 10 years ago or something like that.................if not, you can eat her........

......i'm gonna eat her

Yeah good.

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I wondered if it would be better like this....

i like you curiosity.



upon further investigation, Abby is not dead....infact there is no real "Abby"......Pauline,the original writer for "Dear Abby" quit a few years ago due to Alzheimer's and her daughter, Jeanne picked it up.

there....now you know.......now go amaze your friends with your "Dear Abby" knowledge!

I always hated that column. I am glad she's addled.
Here is a nonsecular girl with blue hair.

ooh....right down my alley


this girl looks like a drugged up Natalie Portman

She's on a poo dick....?

I always hated that column. I am glad she's addled.
Here is a nonsecular girl with blue hair.


i would hit her with a crowbar.
then kill her and fuck the body

She's on a poo dick....?

she's on her way to the magical world of "shoot the shit".....how else would one get here?

i would hit her with a crowbar.
then kill her and fuck the body

i thought you liked large grey throbbing penises.

Jeezuz.

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YEs, it's the only way to get to the magic of Shoot the Shit.

that girl isn't wearing any socks :shock:

This guy tried to make to the magical world of "shoot the shit".............sadly he never made it.....

....he fell and the bottle went straight through his forehead.

he's giving her directions.

perfect

Watch out triple penis butts!

You want a toe? I can get you a toe!