FUCK YOU FOR TAKING THE GLORY!!!

Ooh...titties.

that must an automatic thing or something, huh?

Fuck...that was the weirdest shit that ever happened to me.

I have no idea what that that musical thing was...not from my fucking computer. It's like the streams got crossed on Megaupload or something...I re-uploaded and updated the post. Hopefully it's right this time...

Hopefully no one caught my snafu. :-P

lol...that's fucking funny! it sounded nothing like the description you gave it.

Yeah...I'm an idiot.

And with that, I'm off. ;)

You can post a reply to it, if you want to give it more clout. Or less...

Dang. I'm late. Sorry everyone. I came late didn't I?

Dang. I'm late. Sorry everyone. I came late didn't I?

nope....still wandering around in a daze, i guess.....how goes?

the strong silent type it is then.....either that or your back tracking on the previous posts and have decided you want nothing to do with this thread.....i understand.....really....i do.

the strong silent type it is then.....either that or your back tracking on the previous posts and have decided you want nothing to do with this thread.....i understand.....really....i do.

Your a night owl. You should know I can be a dork and not reply super quick sometimes. lol. I'm doing good. Just sitting here looking up you know what. ^^

yeah...i know...alice....violet...leeloo.....or whatever you kids are calling it these days......

INTERCEPTED @ 1000!!!

Okay... bye...

You got some James-luc lotion yet?

You got some James-luc lotion yet?

the who what in the when wow?

James-Luc lotion? what is that?
a mixture of James Kirk's and Jean-Luc's Gooey man chowder or something?

yeah...i know...alice....violet...leeloo.....or whatever you kids are calling it these days......

lol. Cuckoo. Your quite the character. Truely you are. I can't help it. She's hot. Nice body. O.o

Opps I let it slip.

lol. Cuckoo. Your quite the character. Truely you are. I can't help it. She's hot. Nice body. O.o

Opps I let it slip.

whatever, man, let it slip all you want.........actually don't, that sounded kinda gross. :erm:

whatever, man, let it slip all you want.........actually don't, that sounded kinda gross. :erm:

Wha? Really? Sorry man. Didn't mean to.

Wha? Really? Sorry man. Didn't mean to.

stop apologizing! no apoligizing here.....we shoot the shit here....we makes asses of ourselves.........and we don't apologize. :-D

stop apologizing! no apoligizing here.....we shoot the shit here....we makes asses of ourselves.........and we don't apologize. :-D

Ah so it was fine then?

Ah so it was fine then?

ofcourse......this is 'Shoot The Shit' ....we say what we want....we do what we want....we post whatever we want (without getting banned from the FFShrines) and we don't give a shit what anybody else thinks about this place...all considering we respect eachother...and those rules go for everybody....so welcome....kick back and enjoy your stay :)

ofcourse......this is 'Shoot The Shit' ....we say what we want....we do what we want....we post whatever we want (without getting banned from the FFShrines) and we don't give a shit what anybody else thinks about this place.....so welcome....kick back and enjoy your stay :)

Ah there's the cuckoo I know. :D

Oh in this music video you can see Milla's love scene in it. That guy is so lucky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mGQITEPYnE

Ah there's the cuckoo I know. :D

Oh in this music video you can see Milla's love scene in it. That guy is so lucky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mGQITEPYnE

there's alot of lucky actors i'm jealous of that get love scenes with actresses....oh well.......

there's alot of lucky actors i'm jealous of that get love scenes with actresses....oh well.......

Yeah. But hey. I guess you can dream of yourself with the actresses at least. :D

Yeah. But hey. I guess you can dream of yourself with the actresses at least. :D

apparently.....then Rosie O'Donnell shows up and it's all downhill from there....sad actually.

Holy shit balls, batman! I've been laughing non-stop for the past hr or so. Thx guys. :P (Yes, I actually read all 41 pages, tyvm)

Holy shit balls, batman! I've been laughing non-stop for the past hr or so. Thx guys. :P (Yes, I actually read all 41 pages, tyvm)

lol....thanks man......glad to know we're not the only ones who think this shit is funny! :)

apparently.....then Rosie O'Donnell shows up and it's all downhill from there....sad actually.

Yep. True. But nothing can stop you cuckoo. XD Shouts "YES! I'M INVINCIBLE!" Freeze tanks exploded and you become frozen solid.

snuh? frozen solid? do i get superpowers or something outta this or just really hard nipples?

You might be a tiny bit surprised, but I'm a girl. :O The horror! In other news, I can't believe he posted that link for real. lmao

snuh? frozen solid? do i get superpowers or something outta this or just really hard nipples?

lol. Superpowers of course.

I made this:

You might be a tiny bit surprised, but I'm a girl. :O The horror! In other news, I can't believe he posted that link for real. lmao

a girl? =-O

this is generally the part where the whole room goes silent in amazement that there's a girl here and it gets really awkward and then someone makes a bad joke, we pretend to laugh, but we know it's not funny...oh we know.........kiddin' :-P

yeah....it had to be posted....it was too funny to us.....i know tommorrow we'll fail to see the humour in it, but that's because we found something else funny....it seems to work that way around here.

anyways....i'm calling it a night....i'm going to go and mend my gut, from all the laughing i was doing (it hurts)......niters.........:D

LMAO! That's why I was a bit hesitant to make a comment. I known Budarc's humor for a cpl of months and I still think he's hilarious... even tho most ppl are like umm, what? We are the youngest ppl over @ the other blog, must be that.

G'night!

anyways....i'm calling it a night....i'm going to go and mend my gut, from all the laughing i was doing (it hurts)......niters.........:D

Goodnight Cuckoo77.

So whats up drocks_008? Where you from?

So whats up drocks_008? Where you from?

Not much. Just talking to some friends and looking at some Milla Jovovich pictures. The modeling ones. XD

I'm from Paris, France. lol, jk. Althrough I do wish I can go there someday. I'm from Wisconsin. Where are you from?

lol. I'm in North Carolina. Bored as hell! I'm afraid I'm not as witty as Budarc or Cuckoo77, so I might bore you too.

lol. I'm in North Carolina. Bored as hell! I'm afraid I'm not as witty as Budarc or Cuckoo77, so I might bore you too.

Your not boring me. It's cool.

Just watching Cold Case. Whatya doin? XD

So how old are you? Are you at work now? Everyone seems to be whenever they come on here.

haha, nothing just searching for some music.

I'm lazy. XD I work for my dad. I'm 22.

I'm kinda lazy too, work part time @ a dept store. I'm 26. Wow, can't believe how young the ppl are here. Usually the places I go for soundtracks the ppl are 45+ (not that 45 is old, just saying).

I just see it differently. When I come on here. I actually think it's the young range because a lot of what I've seen, they like music that would appeal more to this generation. Just an observation.

Maybe I go to the wrong places. :P Haven't been around here long enough tho.

Hey, since under your name it says, hooked on criminal minds, any info on the score? I tried many times to contact Mark Mancina, but nothing.

No I'm afraid. I'm very surprised. I did post a request for the score myself. I know it's a multiple composer tv show score. But Mancina is the main one. I mentioned how I might end up doing my own score of it, of the first few episodes. That is when I'm able to get the DVD of course.

I see, damn. I don't get how ppl contact the composers and they send them stuff and I've been trying and get nothing.... super jealous! :P Fringe is another that I would die for the score.

I'm right there with ya. You know what makes upset? If someone gets to contact a Celeb. somehow is such an easy way and when I try, it doesn't work. I know the feeling.

I'm talking to somebody from Alex Heffes site, bc I want the score for Imagine Me & You (ok, stop laughin') and the person is all "I'm sorry, I can't help". I'm like, well you really can, but won't. lol :P They did emailed a track back. lol

Oh, yea and that person was all like "just buy the one for Dear Frankie". Wtf, whatever. Who's ur fav composer?

oops, dbl post! lol

I can see that. lol. You did double post. Me? Klaus Badelt. I love the score to The Time Machine. Who's your favorite?

I like that movie, but can't say that I payed attn to the score. I like Johan S�derqvist, Alex Heffes, Adrian Johnson, Rob Lane, basically ppl that for some odd reason never release their scores. lol

lol, for me I like:

Klaus Badelt (For the scores to Ultraviolet, The Time Machine and 16 Blocks)

Hans Zimmer (For the scores to Pearl Harbor and Something's Gotta Give)

Marco Beltrami (For the scores to Underworld Evolution, Terminator 3, Resident Evil)

Paul Haslinger (For the scores to VACANCY, Underworld, and Crank)

Well, it has been nice, but I have to get ready for bed. Hopefully I'll catch you tomorrow. My name is Mily btw. G'night or should say morning. :P

We didn't do much of "shooting the shit", Budarc and Cuckoo77 are gonna be so disappointed. lol

If I know cuckoo77, he's going to be so pissed he'll fry me with bolts of lighting from his fingers. I mean feathers.

haha....

Bye drocks. catch ya later.

Oh, yea... at least we added pages and kept the thread bumped.

Bye Miley Cyrus. XD

You Rang?

Am I the only one that thinks it's weird that Miley heard that?
Must be those weird implants all those Disney Stepford kids get or something. Creeeeeeepyyyyyy.

Am I the only one that thinks it's weird that Miley heard that?
Must be those weird implants all those Disney Stepford kids get or something. Creeeeeeepyyyyyy.

lol. Nah. I'm just a fan of Miley Cyrus.

lol. Nah. I'm just a fan of Miley Cyrus.

you're a fan of Miley Cyrus? you're kidding me right?

you're not kidding are you? all right, i won't hold it against you....whatever floats your boat, right? ;)

you're not kidding are you? all right, i won't hold it against you....whatever floats your boat, right? ;)

She's the only youngest one I like. The rest I like are:

Eva Green
Kate Beckinsale
Milla Jovovich
Michelle Rodriguez
Mandy Moore
Ali Larter
Kristanna Loken

She's the only youngest one I like. The rest I like are:

Eva Green
Kate Beckinsale
Milla Jovovich
Michelle Rodriguez
Mandy Moore
Ali Larter
Kristanna Loken

myself? and budarc too (yeah I'm speaking for budarc) am a fan of "Moose" the dog.....you know, Eddie from Frasier.

fuck yeah...that dog has a cute little ass....bow wow, i say, bow wow.



...unfortunally he's dead now. :(

Awww. :(

I'm gonna talk with budarc about making this a "Moose the Dog Shrine" thread.....we'll post pictures of Moose looking his sexiest....fan fiction about our escapades with Moose on the loose.....what kind of flea shampoo i think Moose suits best...you know...the usual stuff.

judging by this pic, we are not the only one who feels this special way about our Moose....

...and by "we" i mean you, me & budarc, drocksy-boy....yeah...you're part of the "We Love Moose" club now...whether you like it or not...

...forget Milla and Miley Montana...you have Moose now. woof. :-P

I'm gonna talk with budarc about making this a "Moose the Dog Shrine" thread.....we'll post pictures of Moose looking his sexiest....fan fiction about our escapades with Moose on the loose.....what kind of flea shampoo i think Moose suits best...you know...the usual stuff.

You rang?



You know, actually, my dog (Milk Dud) is also a Jack Russell Terrier. Maybe I should just post some nude pictures of him instead, eh?

Yeah, looking back on the whole "practical joke" from last night, I really could have executed that better. Oh well, I was feeling pretty tired and wiped out anyway. Either one of two things happened: 1) Everybody at the FS thread reads "shoot the shit" and was in on the joke, or c) I'm pretty much black-listed over there. My money's on Door #2. :-P

Welcome to the thread, Mily! Thanks for taking over with drocks last night. By the way, Happy 1000 posts, guys! Can you believe we just started this shit last week? =-O

maybe we could write fan fiction about Milk Dud and Moose on sexy escapades to the other planets where they meet sexy martian dogs.

but yeah....that practical joke bombed......Door 2 is looking like it's ajar.

oh well....it was a good idea, kinda genius in a Sacha Baron Cohen/Tom Green way. But apparently most folks can laugh at that shit when it's done to other people, but can't laugh when it's done them.....maybe next time i'll just eat them.

so which Transformers upload did you pick? :-P

I doubt anyone even downloaded it...they probably smelled "gag" from the first whiff. Good thing I didn't waste any time editing it down or adding reverb or whatnot.

This is the only kind of thread I know of that can go from "keyboard cat" to "Moose the Dog" in a single night. ;)

so which Transformers upload did you pick? :-P

Door #2, of course. :p

This is the only kind of thread I know of that can go from "keyboard cat" to "Moose the Dog" in a single night. ;)

there seems to be a running gag of animals here.....maybe we should move onto sex with kitchen appliances...that might get the kids attention....you know sexy pics of kitchen appliances......



yeah...look at that shit....i'm not quite sure what it is, but it can toast my muffins anyday. :naughty:

Reminds me of that one Adam Sandler gag...the one about fucking a toaster. I should find an MP3 of that...

Other appliances you can fuck? Tried the waffle iron (left an imprint), tried the griddle skillet (scrambled my eggs) but STEER CLEAR FROM THE FOOD PROCESSING BLENDER, PEOPLE! Trust me on this one.

ahh the blender's okay if you fill it up with split pea soup and wear saran wrap on Mr.Winky the Wonderful.

That's just plain sick, man.

:-P

not a fan of the split pea soup? cream of mushroom more to your liking?

Looking back at our wide range of intellectual topics...monkeys, horses, cats, dogs, Bruce Vilanch, kitchen appliances, various Data heads...just made me realize something. We're not "normal," are we, cuckoo?

there might be a screw or two missing

but if you wrap duct tape all around your head, i find it keeps the screws in place.

Oh, there's plenty of screws missing from our lives.

;-)

No, I already used the duct tape to keep my balls from falling off. Blender incident, remember?

can i staple your head then?

Actually I use the staples to keep my nipples from falling off.

Don't ask.

Just give me a screwdriver and I'll try the drive the screws in place...

Yes, we can ALL see where this is going. :P

i'd make a "can i screw your head" joke, but someone might think we're weird or something :rolleyes:

No, it's okay. I already screw my own head. I practice auto-fellatio.

OH WAIT...you meant...ha ha ha!...now, that's funny...I thought you meant...yeah...

"Weird or something."

i think i scared drocks away.

Now I have you all to myself.

Oops...I've said too much.

*throws down smoke bomb*

*disappears into the night*

*smoke disperses*

*budarc is still left crouching there, trap door won't open*

Damn...

:-\ *cuckoo blinks*

what was all that about?

*throws down amnesia bomb*

*runs away*

:p

*cuckoo throws a can of lima beans at budarc's head*

*budarc intercepts the can of lima beans*

*budarc fucks the can opener*

all right...i'll leave you two alone.....i remember what happens when one gets intimate with a can opener and it's not good.

Do you think our own personal Hell will include Moose, Nora, Bruce Vilanch and a can opener? Because to me, right now, that sounds truly frightening.

My God, I woke up at 12pm today and I've accomplished nothing so far. ;)

our own personal hell will have Nora's music playing 24/7.......and yeah....i've gone out got me groceries....but i think it's time to go and do something productive..........and possibly go to the pet store and look at Jack Russells :naughty:

All right...have fun with that. :erm:

Meanwhile I'm going to go out and get me some saran wrap and cream of mushroom soup. Um...no reason.

stay tuned for our variety show on tonight kids.....tonight we have some very special guests and a few surprises up our sleeves! untill then.................... :loldata:

Uh-oh! We're going to have special guests? I didn't get this week's script... Should I dress my schlong up in a tuxedo or what? Oops...disregard that one, folks. Technical difficulties, technical difficulties...

:loldata:

By the way, as a sneak preview for tonight's show, here is that Adam Sandler "toaster" skit I was flapping my gums about earlier:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XA4GP3V7

Enjoy! ;)

To tired to read all the extra pages, sorry (will catch up tomorrow)
Did I miss anything important?

Edit: Yey I posted at Midnight ^^

Did I miss anything important?

did you miss anything important.....well...let's see....that question really stumps me......i don't think so......now that i think of it, there never was anything talked about here that was important to begin with :) .....just silliness

did you miss anything important.....well...let's see....that question really stumps me......i don't think so......now that i think of it, there never was anything talked about here that was important to begin with :) .....just silliness

Ok, so did I miss anything interesting? ^^

Ok, so did I miss anything interesting? ^^
i'd say yes, but it seems budarc and I have a different idea of what interests us than others.......so no.....no you didn't.....

.....now that we have that out of the way, how's it going on your side of the planet?

how's it going on your side of the planet?

All right, I guess. I should be on holiday by now, but since my university was on strike for 4 months (bloody French people) I still have a week and a half left. Which sucks.

How's Canada?

ouch....holiday's cut short......hope you weren't planning anything too big that was ruined by that strike.......

Canada? it's not too bad today.....it's still here, so i guess that's good. work still ceases to be fun....i hope to get out on a trip of some sort soon...make use of the summer weather, right?

ouch....holiday's cut short......hope you weren't planning anything too big that was ruined by that strike.......

Canada? it's not too bad today.....it's still here, so i guess that's good. work still ceases to be fun....i hope to get out on a trip of some sort soon...make use of the summer weather, right?

Yeah I wanted to go home before I left for England, but now I won't be able to go back until September... A bit annoyed by that, I have to admit it.

A trip sounds fun, any ideas on where you're gonna go and what you want to do there?

Yeah I wanted to go home before I left for England, but now I won't be able to go back until September... A bit annoyed by that, I have to admit it.

sorry to hear that :( what are you taking at school?


A trip sounds fun, any ideas on where you're gonna go and what you want to do there?

camping is always a good idea..maybe around B.C or go to the other side of Canada......round up the friends and head into the wilderness...maybe have too much fun, but hopefully not burn down the forest :-P....no big trips for me this summer though......just little ones.....i'm saving up to go to New Zealand in the winter, to be one with the kiwi birds.......cuckoos and kiwis unite!

sorry to hear that :( what are you taking at school?

camping is always a good idea..maybe around B.C or go to the other side of Canada......round the friends up and into the wilderness..have too much fun, hopefully not burn down the forest :-P....no big trips for me this summer......just little ones.....i'm saving up to go to New Zealand in the winter.

I'm studying English, I want to be a translator when I grow up :)

Oooh NZ sounds nice. Being in Canada would you fly West to go there? (as opposed to us Europeans who would fly East)

I'm studying English, I want to be a translator when I grow up :)

then i guess this is a good place to practice....


Oooh NZ sounds nice. Being in Canada would you fly West to go there? (as opposed to us Europeans who would fly East)

yup....i'd fly west.....it should be fun, i've never been...my dad's from New Zealand so i know lots of family from there, some who I've met when they visited Canada and some i have yet to meet......

then i guess this is a good place to practice....

yup....i'd fly west.....it should be fun, i've never been...my dad's from New Zealand so i know lots of family from there, some who I've met when they visited Canada and some i have yet to meet......

Sounds great, I wish I good go there someday ^^

My torrent had finally finished downloading, so I'm off to bed, getting up in 6 hours... Enjoy the rest of your day :)

Sounds great, I wish I good go there someday ^^

My torrent had finally finished downloading, so I'm off to bed, getting up in 6 hours... Enjoy the rest of your day :)

Enjoy your sleep! :)

To tired to read all the extra pages, sorry (will catch up tomorrow)
Did I miss anything important?

If by "important," you mean gags about severed genitals, a cat that can play the piano, gratuitious headshots of Richard Kind, and budarc and cuckoo's first glimpse of equine pootnanny, then yes. Yes, you did.

And no, sadly, I'm not kidding about any of that. :p

i think that kind of stuff is only "important" to us....and even then, it's seriously questionable.

Oh, did she say "important"? I thought she said "completely pointless and insanely committable."

Oh, did she say "important"? I thought she said "completely pointless and insanely committable."

important |ɪmˈpɔːt(ə)nt|
adjective
of great significance or value; likely to have a profound effect on success, survival, or well-being.
� (of a person) having high rank or status.
� (of an artist or artistic work) significantly original and influential.

I say your conversation was "important" :p

Good night to me, see you guys later!

Oh, did she say "important"? I thought she said "completely pointless and insanely committable."



is your hearing all right?

can we clean your ears out with explosives out again?

...or maybe that's the problem.

There's nothing wrong with my ears (or eyes, in this case)...

It's with my brains that I have a problem. Remember that zombie-eating incident? :-P

important |ɪmˈpɔːt(ə)nt|
adjective
of great significance or value; likely to have a profound effect on success, survival, or well-being.
� (of a person) having high rank or status.
� (of an artist or artistic work) significantly original and influential.

I say your conversation was "important" :p

Good night to me, see you guys later!

well...i guess you could call what we do some sort of art....maybe.
"significantly original and influential"......original? yes......influential...god i hope not.

well...i guess you could call what we do some sort of art....maybe.
"significantly original and influential"......original? yes......influential...god i hope not.

Hey, we're innovators. We're constantly digging new lows.

There's nothing wrong with my ears (or eyes, in this case)...

It's with my brains that I have a problem. Remember that zombie-eating incident? :-P

i guess that's what we get for eating zombies huh?

ofcourse, i don't know if they were zombies....they were dead....but...i don't think they were doing alot of walking around or anything..............i think we just call that cannibalism around here....it was your idea.

Let's see... *looking over my list of taboos* Hmm, we haven't touched on necrophilia yet. You want to take the first dive on that one?

We're having three or four separate conversations at the same time again, aren't we?

"conversations"? who? us? i thought we just blurting out random sentences.

i think i'll leave necrophillia alone until i can think of something funny about....right now, no......i've got nothing..........Weekend At Bernie's was a sexy romp though, wasn't it?

Necrophilia is only fun until someone shoots their eye out...or rigor mortis sets in. Personally that makes the seduction process a hell of a lot easier...

*crosses that one off the list*

Okay, next topic of discussion. Incest and pedophilia. Oh wait, that's the theme of tonight's show! =-O

"conversations"? who? us? i thought we just blurting out random sentences.

I don't know. What happened to Laei? Good night! Sweet dreams... :naughty:

Necrophilia is only fun until someone shoots their eye out...or rigor mortis sets in. Personally that makes the seduction process a hell of a lot easier...

*crosses that one off the list*

Okay, next topic of discussion. Incest and pedophilia. Oh wait, that's the theme of tonight's show! =-O

wow.....amazing.

the incest should make for some "interesting" conversation......and pedophilia? I think i saw Miley Cyrus running around here.....so wrong.....we'll let drocks cover that one :loldata: he's going to kill me for that joke.....either that or never talk to me again.......

Oh yeah, we can do a shitload of damage with sexual references to 16 year olds. Take it, drocksie!

Incest...hmm. Kinda hits a little close to home, don't you think? ;)

what? we're not brothers....we can sleep together as much as we want :loldata: :loldata:

And with that, I graciously bow out...

Good night, everybody!

(Wait...what? That was tonight's show? :-P)

Hey, where's Z_O_R_A_N and his completely massive.....wait for it, folks.......porn collection (ooh, he didn't go there!) when we need him?

Looks like he's getting his fill of requests at the "other" thread.

(I love calling that thread the "other" thread.)

your lack of witty remark disappoints me.......

your lack of witty remark disappoints me.......

Sorry I had no reply to that. I nearly choked on a snickerdoodle here!

By the way, I said "bow out," but I could have just as easily said "pull out." ;)

You know mentioning "choking on a snickerdoodle", opens the door for so many bad jokes....but we'll save the funny for later...................pre-show banter doesn't deserve the "good" stuff.

i'm going to my dressing room to...to....choke on a snickerdoodle myself.

until then :loldata:

All right...see you at the show. Err...what time is that again?

Technical difficulties, folks...technical difficulties...

All right...see you at the show. Err...what time is that again?

dunno...it's our show, no one watches....whenever the fuck we want.

Right. ;)

:loldata:

Now it's just you and me, Mr. Data-head...



Open wide...

*cuckoo sticks his head out of his dressing room*

*a horse can be heard neighing from within*


shhh....i'm trying to choke my snickerdoodle before the show!

*cuckoo slams the door shut*

:loldata:

^^

By the way, you guys can't see me...but I'm just below Data's severed neckline...interpret his reaction now any way you like.

While cuckoo is in his dressing room "choking" and "snickerdoodling" (not necessarily in that order), I figured I might as well post some pre-show videos just to whet your appetite (or in cuckoo's case, to swallow it all down with).

Move over, Nora! It's Fatso, the original Keyboard Cat!

http://www.vulturedroppings.com/images/display/891blog_keyboard_cat.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlwl6gdnsuk

One more video until the show...

Here is exclusive footage of cuckoo77 at his desktop computer, getting "prepped" for the show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3x769neSeo

See? This is why smoking will kill you, cuckoo!

:loldata:

While cuckoo is in his dressing room "choking" and "snickerdoodling" (not necessarily in that order), I figured I might as well post some pre-show videos just to whet your appetite (or in cuckoo's case, to swallow it all down with).

Move over, Nora! It's Fatso, the original Keyboard Cat!

http://www.vulturedroppings.com/images/display/891blog_keyboard_cat.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlwl6gdnsuk

I'm gonna quote this post because no one in the forum likes pictures repeated on the quotes.
So take that shriners.

Yes, feel free to quote as many pictures as you like. We like our posts big, bold and brassy! :D

...and tender on the inside.

Sort of like this. ;)


Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

:loldata: http://www.btinternet.com/~starvin.marvin/data.gif :loldata:

That deserves a round of applause from the whole clan! (Yeah, I threw that last one in just for the hell of it.)

Man, I dig that Data hot body.

What is that monkey business there? Haven't they seen a hot chick before?

I think these are the hottest chicks they've seen before:

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ugly-white-ape.jpghttp://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bruce-vilanch.jpg

I think these are the hottest chicks they've seen before:

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ugly-white-ape.jpghttp://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bruce-vilanch.jpg

Well their reactions are now understandable and comprensible.
Heck who cares i just wanted to quote the pictures anyway.

Sure thing.

And while we're recapping all the pictures from the last 46 pages, here is Fat Joey and my dirty underwear.



By the way, "most horror scores these days are 3 or 4 nights, little joey from down the street can play if he's given the right equipment."

There. You're all caught up now. :p

Sure thing.

And while we're recapping all the pictures from the last 46 pages, here is Fat Joey and my dirty underwear.



By the way, "most horror scores these days are 3 or 4 nights, little joey from down the street can play if he's given the right equipment."

There. You're all caught up now. :p


:shock:

Is that you?
And i though that you looked like this.

Heh heh. Well, it's better than what cuckoo really looks like.

Yes, I visited his Facebook page... And this is a real pic of cuckoo77!



Hideous, isn't it? ;)

Heh heh. Well, it's better than what cuckoo really looks like.
Hideous, isn't it? ;)[/SPOILER]

*cuckoo calmly walks out of his dressing room*
*approaches budarc*
*calmy taps him on the shoulder*
*slaps budarc in the face with a Great Canadian Trout*
*brushes his hands off, turns around and heads back to his dressing room*

see you at the beginning of the show

*calmly closes the door behind him*

Dammit, cuckoo, what are you doing in there? The show's almost starting, and I've already wasted all my best material! ;)



Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart

Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it!

Heh heh. Well, it's better than what cuckoo really looks like.

Yes, I visited his Facebook page... And this is a real pic of cuckoo77!



Hideous, isn't it? ;)

Even these monkeys looked better.

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ugly-white-ape.jpghttp://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bruce-vilanch.jpg

Dammit, cuckoo, what are you doing in there? The show's almost starting, and I've already wasted all my best material! ;)





*cuckoo pulls budarc to the side*
you! do your monologue or whatever you do to open the show! I'm your sideman....your Ed Mcmahon....your Andy Richter....your Daffy Duck :eye: ?

i'll be there in less than an hour......so you got a looonnnnng monologue to do :loldata: :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

*ahem*

Uh...

*looks out at the wide (mostly empty) audience*
*suddenly gets cold feet*

Fuck the monologue...here's a short educational film to tide you over, kiddies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XGG1NouAzg

Wake me when you get here. :loldata:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TABk_EO5eZU/SW6mCwNNLnI/AAAAAAAAAfI/j31rF4IBIn8/s400/Monkey_Poo_for_you_pt1_by_Jays_Dood+(1).jpg


...AND NOW, LIVE FROM THE FINAL FANTASY SHRINES IN TENNEY, MINNESOTA IT'S......


THE
BUDARC & CUCKOO
SHOW!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!!!!

http://www.listentome.net/clownbink.gif


Penis, balls, vagina and cock!

Yes, you heard that right kiddies. It's time for the budarc and cuckoo show!



Yaaaaaay!

I've ordered myself up a pizza, cuckoo's brought the six-pack (his abs; I don't drink...), and we are ready to hang out with our wangs out! Wait...everything except that last part. Well, okay yeah, that last part, too. :shock:

Great intro and monkey/shit-throwing illustration there, cuckoo. Did you draw that?

no no....i just stumbled upon that a few minutes before i got here......looks like our pissed off audience doesn't it?

No, this looks like our pissed off audience.



Wakka wakka wakka!

and here i am thinking that was them around the corner

http://williamlobdell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/angry-mob.bmp

Oh man. Tough crowd.

*changes subject*

So...uh, how about them FF Shriners...those are, uh, some nice guys, eh?

Did you end up downloading Steve Jablowme's Transformers score from that other place?

indeed i did, budarc, indeed i did.........

i've masturbated to it twice and you know what? nothing gets me going like "It's A Small World" still..............so i'm thinking shelf the new Gobots score and stick to "It's A Small World"

and what's that song say about the size of Mr. Winky The Wonderful, ladies? :naughty:

Yes..."It's a Small World"...seems appropriate, somehow. ;)

I like to listen to Reel Big Fish when I jerk off.

(Wow, we got into the potty humor quickly this time around, didn't we? Not even any foreplay...)

Reel Big Fish?

you skank around in your checkered hat and shades while you play the "help me I'm lonely game"?

Hey, it was either that or They Might Be Giants.

Now that's a great band.

But enough about my dick...

...and now a quick word from our sponsors :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skBlEbsM0jM

what the fuck was that?

Bwa ha ha ha! :loldata:

I didn't even realize we had sponsors. Are we actually getting paid for this?

I don't even know what the product he's selling is, but I want it. *smiles, gleam in teeth*

And now for something completely different...

how not to be seen:


EDIT: speaking of how not to be seen it seems if forgot the link the first time around

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WOIwlXE9g

I love that we recycle other things for our own 'original' programming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM

But seriously, folks...



That's a handsome man.

The Richard Kind......a wonderful fellow.....but we'll be getting a little more into him later. First!

Cannibalism In The Workplace!!!!!!

Wowzers!

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I saw a pussy bite another pussy in the jugular.

Then I would have...*counts fingers*...about half a cent.

Speaking of vaginas I'd like to bite... (huh?)

Maybe now's the time to introduce our very special guest, cuckoo...

i wish it were Megan Fox.....but i don't think she's talking to us anymore

Yeah...shit....go to another commercial! Go to another commercial!

:-P

You think we amuse anyone else but ourselves with this shit?

probably not......it's a baadddd show.........Chevy Chase had a better talk show......anyways.....

We should use our combined creative energy and chemistry or whatever you want to call it to collaborate on a successful Hollywood screenplay for a screwball comedy. All this bullshit can't be going to waste for free, y'know. :p

Yes...who would pay us for this shit...

we could make some really funny porn together....wait...no...that came out wrong....together we could make porn......no.........you know what i mean....we create the porn someone else performs it.....yeah....that's it.

Or we could just fuck each other up the ass and see what comes out of that.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PEOPLE! TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!

This is getting desperate. :loldata:

no? funny porn? dogs cats budarcs monkeys horses....you know...real juicy shit.

ooohhhkay then....let's bring out our special guest for tonight's show.........you know him as a close friend of Paul Lassiter on the hit sitcom "Spin City", James Hobert, who used to work with the great Richard Kind......ladies and gentlemen without any further ado......MISTER ALEX CHAPLIN!!!!!!!!!!

no? funny porn? dogs cats budarcs monkeys horses....you know...real juicy shit.

Ah yes. Juicy shit. I should google a picture of that.

That reminds me, Cuckoo...*long monologue begins*...I took a nice, hard, juicy, dingleberry-esque dump this morning and I couldn't bear to flush it down the toilet. It was just too pretty, y'know? Do you know what I'm talking about when I say it's too pretty? It was just so...brown, you know? And...uh...



Yeah, so that Richard Kind. He's a handsome, handsome man, isn't he?

oh wow thank you thank you i've never done this kind of thing before Internet forum chat shows .....richard kind though? ha-ha okay

let me start off by saying how much i love the final fantasy games

ooohhhkay then....let's bring out our special guest for tonight's show.........you know him as a close friend of Paul Lassiter on the hit sitcom "Spin City", James Hobert, who used to work with the great Richard Kind......ladies and gentlemen without any further ado......MISTER ALEX CHAPLIN!!!!!!!!!!

Alex Chaplin? Where the fuck did you manage to drag him out of? A garbage can? Where the hell has he been since Spin City went off the--

OH! Hello, Mr. Chaplin! :D

oh wow thank you thank you i've never done this kind of thing before Internet forum chat shows .....richard kind though? ha-ha okay

let me start off by saying how much i love the final fantasy games

Final Fantasy? who cares

oh wow thank you thank you i've never done this kind of thing before Internet forum chat shows .....richard kind though? ha-ha okay

let me start off by saying how much i love the final fantasy games

Hi Alex. Thanks for joining us for this intellectual discussion today on "shite." I trust you had no trouble finding our thread?

Alex Chaplin? Where the fuck did you manage to drag him out of? A garbage can? Where the hell has he been since Spin City went off the--

OH! Hello, Mr. Chaplin! :D

um okay

i get it you guys are mean funny here

So, let's begin with our first question...

Exactly how many times do you masturbate per day? With or without a sock monkey?

Hi Alex. Thanks for joining us for this intellectual discussion today on "shite." I trust you had no trouble finding our thread?

thanks budarc

i had no problem finding this site cuckoo got a hold of my people i agreed it sounded like fun

you guys might have a new thing going on here this internet message board talk show

it good i like it

excuse me?

what budarc is trying to say is, "what was it like to work with Richard Kind?"

what? Richard Kind? i hardly ever talk to the guy? what is going on here?

What I mean to say is, what other projects have you done since they pulled the shit plug on Spin City...uh, I mean, since it got cancelled?

Alex, you've got cool hair. Do you have any suggestions for me? I can't do a thing with my 'do.

What I mean to say is, what other projects have you done since they pulled the shit plug on Spin City...uh, I mean, since it got cancelled?

well i've done a couple guest shots on Ugly Betty, Scrubs and Numb3rs

mostly i like to spend time with my wife, Daisy in New York

Alex, I think what all our viewers have been wondering is...

Have you ever performed fellatio on a donkey? Please feel free to elaborate...

what about Richard Kind? what was it like to work with Richard Kind?

donkeys? Richard Kind? are you guys for real? is this a joke?

Is Daisy hot? Can I have her number? Do you mind an extra "sausage" in the bedroom? You can get back to me on that one after the show...

no joke, Richard Kind's friend, this is the budarc and cuckoo show..........we aim to shoot the shit and misbehave..........now answer the question

Have Daisy and Richard Kind ever fucked? How big is Richard Kind's cock? Is Richard Kind really "kind" or is he slightly evil? How big is your cock? How big is Daisy's cock? PLEASE ELABORATE...

*shoves cyber-microphone in Alex Chaplin's face*

this is ridiculous and i don't appreciate those comments about my wife, budarc
the rest i can swallow just leave my family out of it

swallow? that's the magic word.....budarc summon the monkeys

Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I apologize, Alex. Let's get back to the serious questions...

Are you gay?

so alex, we're thinking of starting a Richard Kind fan shrine....do you have any pointers? or should we just let the monkeys nuzzle your anus?

Here ya go!

monkeys? anus?

Richard Kind again?

this is stupid childish and not what i'm here for.

I haven't seen fucking richard kind for four fucking years

Alex...can I have Richard Kind's phone number? He kinda owes me a favor.

Alex...you know you're not getting paid for this shit, right?

We can compensate you in Arnold Schwarzeneggar Japanese merchandise, though...

okay okay.....we're sorry...so alex i see you were in not one but two dog movies after you were fired from Spin City...animal comedies, alex...isn't that like nailing the coffin on your career shut? I mean Charles Brodin was in those Beethoven movies....have you seen him since.

Ofcourse, Charles Brodin was also in "Clifford"....Richard Kind was in that.

Alex...if I suck your dick, will you give me 5 bucks? I kinda need money for the bus ride home...

okay that's it

this is finished

you guys have done nothing but ridiculed me insulted my family have been nothing but rude asked me about fucking Richard Kind

you guys are immature idiotic and are not funny

fuck you both

Oh yeah, uh, your career...*checks out imdb's actor page*...he did WHAT?! Ha ha ha...what a loser...ahem...

Huh, so you like dogs, huh? Have you ever worked with Moose the Jack Russell Terrier? Now that's a famous person I'd like to meet...

Alex, no! Come back! We didn't mean it! Well, some of it we did...but come on! You think you have something better to do? YOU WASHED OUT, SELL-OUT HACK!

Come back! We need more filler space for our show... :(

so alex.....can we expect you to tell Richard Kind about us?

Well, that was fun. Alex was kind enough to leave Richard Kind's phone number with me. Apparently it's 555-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF.

ALex?!?!?!?!?! RICHARD KIND!!!!!!!!!!

well that could have gone a little better.

Nice guy, though, folks. Nice guy. Lets give him a round of applause!

*slight smattering of applause in the audience*
*the remaining three people leave*

well that could have gone a little better.

You think he got mad because I asked him about his career? Sensitive subject, I know...

So what's next on the agenda, kook?

do you think we should send all the things that Alex said about "fucking Richard Kind" to Richard Kind?....that was kind of uncalled for on his part, wasn't it?

Yeah, maybe one of these days we might get Richard Kind on our show, too! And we'll do our best not to talk about Alex Chaplin. ;)

Seriously though, nice guy. The closest I've ever gotten to meeting a has-been celebrity.

oh look though....he got 11 posts out of the deal.......i'm happy for him....he's Richard Kind's friend. :)

wasn't too hard to get a hold of the guy........we should get Fez from "That 70's show" on next.....he's got nothing better to do.

How the fuck did you manage to book him anyway? Did you go to Rent-a-Friend-of-Richard-Kind.com?

He's kind of cute, though. I'm kind of sorry that I pissed him off. :-P

his imdb.com profile has that info if you're on imdb.pro.........

i feel kinda bad now......we really pissed that guy off, didn't we? :-P

his imdb.com profile has that info if you're on imdb.pro.........

Oh wow, a big shot here, aren't we? Paying for premium imdb? Shit, man...

So what other schmucks can we get here? Wilmer Valderrama? That should be fun. We can make fun of whatever his heritage is. :p

I do feel bad. You should invite him back on the show again. This time we'll do it right. No more questions about his career.

we could try the guy who played QUark on DS9....that'd be funny

Only if he wears his big-ears, big-head get-up. Hey, you think he knows Richard Kind?

can you imagine grabbing onto those ears while he's sucking on your......your :erm: ...snake bite...when you have a snake bite he sucks the poison out. :loldata:

Yeah, that would be especially convenient if the snake bit me on my glans.

Hey, you think I have any future as a talk show interviewer? I thought my questions were pretty thought-provoking and controversial.

oh those sexy little Ferengi ears....his sharp little chicklet teeth scraping my "snake bite".........he'd be such a little bitch....................................this is Trekkie porn talk, isn't it? sad................we can scratch that off the list

Hey, you think I have any future as a talk show interviewer? I thought my questions were pretty thought-provoking and controversial.

yeah, man.....look into it......i think ALex enjoyed your company.......i really think we gave him alot to think about tonight :loldata: :loldata: :loldata:

oh those sexy little Ferengi ears....his sharp little chicklet teeth scraping my "snake bite".........he'd be such a little bitch....................................this is Trekkie porn talk, isn't it? sad................we can scratch that off the list



I think it's the "Chicklet" teeth that really turn me on. :loldata:

yeah, man.....look into it......i think ALex enjoyed your company.......i really think we gave him alot to think about tonight

We're just a couple of wiseacres, aren't we? ;)

I seriously feel bad about the whole thing, though. And I regret not getting Daisy's number from him...

Daisy?

if he hasn't blocked me, i'll send him an apology and maybe ask if he wants to come back for a more serious conversation.............then we'll shave his nuts and ask him his thoughts on Nora the Cat

His wife, weren't you listening? ;)

Yeah, please apologize to him. I'd like a second chance to redeem myself, if I could...

Have you guys been on since I left? Don't you ever work/sleep/eat/live? ^^

His wife, weren't you listening? ;)

not really....i was more concerned on getting some info on the The Richard Kind

Have you guys been on since I left? Don't you ever work/sleep/eat/live? ^^

Sadly...no.

I did find time to jerk off three times since your last post, though. :cool:

not really....i was more concerned on getting some info on the The Richard Kind



Ooh, nice 'stache! :)

The Richard Kind? He earned his own definitive article?

Have you guys been on since I left? Don't you ever work/sleep/eat/live? ^^

this is what we do at work....and get paid for it...........eat? i work in a restaurant.....live? unfortunally the restaurant business gives you no time for a life

You're both crazy, but please take that as a compliment :)

this is what we do at work....and get paid for it...........eat? i work in a restaurant.....live? unfortunally the restaurant business gives you no time for a life

You work in a restaurant? Really?

Where the hell do you keep the computer? In the kitchen?

You're both crazy, but please take that as a compliment :)

cuckoo's the crazy one, I'm just nuts.

And you are now weird by association! ;)

the computer's in my office.....where it belongs......i think near the broiler it might not do so well.

You're both crazy, but please take that as a compliment :)

compliment?

usually when someone says we're crazy, they bear spray us in the face and notify the proper authorities.

cuckoo's the crazy one, I'm just nuts.

And you are now weird by association! ;)

I was weird loooooong before I started talking to you two...