Have some of these been posted before? I swear I've read them elsewhere...

Have some of these been posted before? I swear I've read them elsewhere...

there's probably alot of repeats here somewhere we all probably have some of the same ideas like the last one but the last one is one I've said alot and no one can get away from the vibrating claw one.

Cloud: damn my sword is big
Vincent:yeah didn't even fit in my coffin last night

meep meep on that one

Vincent: shh be vewie vewie quiet I'm huntin materia hehehehe
Yuffie: OH MY GAWD WHERE!!!!!
*BANG Vincent fires as yuffie falls dead*
Vincent:....well she's made of materia right that counts....muhahaha REVENGE *drags her to his coffin and puts her in it* Back to Materia.
Yuffie: WHERE!!!
*BANG Vincent fires again*
Vincent: That coffin really keeps you alive doesn't it. hmmm MATERIA
Yuffie: MATERIA!!!!
*BANG*
Vincent:This is fun........MATERIA!
Yuffie:WHERE!!!!
*BANG*

yeah you get it

Tifa: Hey cloud how much gel do you use!
Cloud:Cement actually
Aerith: Your hair reminds me of a chocobo butt
Cloud:.....
Aerith: I think that's sexy
Tifa:sluty cow.....
Cloud:......
*Zacks walks in and clouds gets up*
Zack: Hello all
Cloud: Oh thank god zack....I have a confession to make.....
Zack:......
Cloud: Your Hair gives me an erection every 13 seconds
Zack:....can I see?
*they walk off*
Aerith: sluty cow......


eh not as good maybe I'm think I'm thinkin

Yuffie T-Tifa!
Tifa: *slaps Yuffie* Bitch, where's my materia??!

Little Girl: The Flower girl?
*goes to window*
Aeris: Yep. And now watch as I shoot this large stream of green liquid at Meteor!

*in Nibelheim Reactor, after Seph impales Cloud*
Sephiroth: Bugenhagen never told you what happened to your father.
Cloud: He told me enough. He told me this was a lame Star Wars reference joke.
Sephiroth: No Cloud. I am - er, well, yeah it is.
Cloud: Noooo it can't be blah blah blah. So can I throw you in the reactor now?
Sephiroth: Is that what happens in this version? I get so confused.

*Clouds holds up a forkful of meet* Come Priscilla! Dolphin meat is good for you!

Cait Sith: Hey can I join yer party?
Cloud: But aren't you with Shinra?
Cait Sith: Wat?!! What makes you say that?
*Turks walk by*
Rude, Reno and Elena: Hey Reeve.
Cait Sith: ....
Cloud: Well I guess you can join. It's no more obvious this time than it was originally.

Yuffie: All your materia is belong to me.

Vincent: Who dares disturb my slumber?
Cloud: Cloud Strife.
Vincent: Stupidest. Name. Ever. *lid goes back on coffin*
Cloud: Hey wait!
*lid flies off*
Vincent: What??
Cloud: We're looking for Sephiroth.
Vincent: Well...he's in the nex room stupid. *lid goes back on coffin*

T-that's right! I was in Tifa's house...I looked through her underwear...
Tifa: Oh my god....Cloud
*covers head to avoid being hit but Tifa is actually going to hug him*
Cloud: ?//
Tifa: *sobbing with joy* You're straight afterall!

Barret: I'll never post the AVALANCHE HQ's address on the internet!



Musical Horse: Pansy is as pansy does! I'll do it right now! (Thread 31649)

Tifa to Yuffie:Lemme borrow that top!
Yuffie:No
Tifa to Yuffie:Lemme borrow that top!
Yuffie *shakes heads*
Tifa to Yuffie:Lemme borrow that top! I wanna borrow that top! Don't be a betch! Don't be a betch!

*Gasp*! TR, you thieving little jezzebelle you! ;)

***************************************

Cloud: "And what did the man say to you?"
Marlene: "He-he said that If I ever said anything, he'd kill me!"
Cloud: "And what did the man look like?"
Marlene: "He had a scar on his arm, and-and a big stupid doo-doo head!"
Cloud: "A big stupid doo-doo head!"

Lol Phirk ^^.

<----is also a fan of Liam Kyle Sullivans videos.

Cloud: "No wonder I can lift this sword, it's made of Styrofoam!!!!"

Vincent: "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..." -claps-

Shin-Ra Employee: "Please sir! Stay your hand! This...this is madness!"

President Shin-Ra: "Madness? No....THIS IS MIDGARD!!!!"

(President Shin-ra boots the employee out of the window)

Aerith: Cloud why the !@$� are you still wearing that dress!?!

Cloud: *fixing hair* but its sooooo pweety

Cid:hiya guys!!!

Everyone:???

Cid: Why are you all like staring at me?

Cloud:Erm Cid you arent wearing anything and you sound gay!

*Vincent also appears naked*

Vincent: Wow Cid that was like soooooomuch fun!

0.0

Sephiroth: "Please please, don't eat the daisies! Don't eat the daisies!"
Aerith: "Oh but Sephy poo I have a full flower bed! Please eat all the daisies you want!"

Sorry I couldn't resist XD. The quote I just had for Sephiroth was a random song in the background in two of Liam Kyle Sullivans videos 'Shoes' and 'Text Message Break-up'.

Vincent: "Would this white and pink outfit look cute on me? Being a goth just isn't my style anymore!"
Cid: "Liek omg Vinny! That would like so totally be cute on you

Holy crap this thread is still around?

Aerith: "Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice."
Sephiroth: "Nonviolence is a weapon of the strong."

Ha ha...I got lazy. But who doesn't like quotes from historical figures?

Barret wearing a sailor suit.

''I look like a bear wearing a marshmallow''


i think he actually says that

I know this is lame but...... you know......


Yuffie: Here Cloud, sign this.
Cloud: What is it?
Yuffie: It's a Contract saying when this war is over all the materia is mine. Cloud: Forget it I'm not even gonna read it.
Yuffie: Okay Cloud I Lied to you, It's a form thats says i can work at a strippers bar and i need an older person signature
Cloud:YO! BARRET! LEMME BORROW YOU PEN!

OK here goes.....

Cloud: so, guy, how much is this house.
Realtor:its 1 million gil
Cloud: WHAT!? That's bull$h1$
Cloud stabs the realtor.
Cloud: ahh this is my house now. . .(hmm maybe I'm forgetting something. . .)
Cloud looks outside to see meteor about to crash into the earth.
Cloud: aw shi-
BOOM! dead
the end

Barret: ^*#$ this. *uses some limit break that causes him to blow up the planet he wanted to rescue*

Sephiroth: Peace, Love, and Happiness.

Yuffie: I'm so hot.

Cloud, at the beginning of the game: Keep your money. All I need is some freaking beer!

I know they suck.

cloud: 'hello'

Aeris/Aerith: Hi...I'm Aerith. I mean Aeris...no..wait that's not right.

Cloud: I'm cLoUd LoLz!

Aeris/Aerith: Yea? I'm Aeris...ahh! I mean Aerith. Haha sorry I'm on drugs. Anyway u look like this guy Zack I used to know.

Cloud: Zack? Ahh! Brain hurts...AHHHH!

~Clouds hair color changes to black~

Cloud/Zack: Aerith you better not be cheating on me. This blonde bastard pilfered my sword and took on my personality. He is a fake.

~Sephiroth appears~

Sephiroth: Hahahahaha. Hey guys I just found out I'm a clone. Hahaha! And this blonde douchebag is one too...I think. I dunno this scripts is hard to follow [email protected].

~Sephiroth looks at Aeris~ O___O!

Sephiroth: Oh I'm LIKE suppose to KIiiiiLL you!

~All of a sudden Tifa runs onto the scene~

Tifa: Clouuuuuuud! There is a meteor heading our way!

~Everyone stares~

Tifa: No...not those. Look! *points up*

Everyone: WHAT?!!!!

~CRASH BOOM METEOR HITTING THE EARTH SOUND!~

100 years later.

Sephiroth sits at the set of his next 100th Final Fantasy VII game.

Sephiroth: Aahahaha! Man...my life sucks. /wrist

sephiroth: "oh baby i am so great love love baby tonight"

Cloud:Hey anyone seen vincent?
Cid: last I saw he was in his coffin.
Tifa: Anyone seen Yuffie some of the good materia's missing and she left her shirt over here
Cloud and Cid:.......
Tifa:?what's wrong
Cloud:where'd you find the shirt
Tifa: Near Vinny's coffin
Cid:.......that must be some %^&#& good materia they got there


Tifa: Cloud that's it which one of us do you choose pick me I'm your childhood friend....I think
Aeris: NO PICK ME i'm an ancient with cool powers
Cloud: I can't choose on.....
Tifa and Aeris: COME ON!
Cloud: ok ok....it's neither of you I like someone else
tifa: someone else? is it jessie she dead cloud move on
Aeris: who else is there
Cloud: I love......CID!!!
Cid:WOO, SCORE!!!!! er...I mean.... #%&^ stop insulting my manliness!!!!!

Barret: I think I'll volunteer at the local Children's Terminal Health Center at the local hospital and do some good for the children.

Cloud: Hey Sephiroth! Could you save me money on my car insurance?

Sephiroth: OHHH YESS!

This is a bit of a rant. I'm not doing it to be nasty, but it needs to be said. Really sorry about this, but here it is:

Further to my complaint a long while back in this thread about people quoting from FFVII: About Random Battles without crediting...

Aeris: So tifa I have a question for you.
Tifa: What?
Aeris: are those real?
Tifa:WHy don't you come over and find out.
Aeris:WOOT!
and

Sephiroth: Cloud.
Cloud:...Yes?
Sephiroth: I hate you. Let's have sex?

I've seen the vids that these are ripped from. At least have the decency to give credit to Scorpius... they deserve it.

Incidentally, to avoid hypocrisy, the one I posted waaaaayyy back in this thread, about Yuffie having sex underage in exchange for materia, *might* be based on a fanfic I read ages ago... can't remember for sure, but while the precise situation was my idea, the base concept (presumably) came from elsewhere.

If you can remember where you get these from, give credit if they aren't yours. If you can't remember (like mine, above), at least admit it's not yours. Sorry to tirade, but you gotta admit, it's not fair.

I'd love to lighten the mood right now by adding one of my own, but alas can't think of a good one, aside from perhaps...

Reno: The name's Reno. Got it memorized?

Cid: Ok, which dress suits me better guys, this one *shows everyone a bright pink dress with fake diamonds on it* or this one *shows everyone the silk dress Cloud got in Wall Market (Midgar)*?

Cloud: Umm... the second one looks just like the one I... You @#$%!

All: Cloud! How unladylike of you!

*Sephiroth barges in*

Sephiroth: OK, time for me to... Nice dresses Cid!

Sephiroth: Smoke me a Kipper, Skipper. I'll be back for Breakfast...
Female Cast: What a guy!

Cloud: Stroke me a Clipper, Slipper. I'll be back for Christmas
Sephiroth: Stupid Clone

This one is not so much something theyd never say, but something theyd not do:

Act out Dune with the Following line:

House Corrino
Heidegger as Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV
Scarlett as Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam
Tifa as Princess Irulan
Yazoo as Farad'n Corrino
Reeve Tusti as Count Hasimir Fenring
The Tsveits as Sardukaar

House Atreides
Vincent Valentine as Duke Leto Atreides
Lucretia Crescent as Lady Jessica Atreides
Sephiroth as Paul "Mau'dib" Atreides
Marlene Wallace as Alia Atreides
Denzel as Leto Atriedes II the Elder
Kadaj as Leto Atreides II the Younger
Yuffie Kisaragi as Ghanima Atreides
Zack Fair as Duncan Idaho
Palmer as Thufir Hawat
Barret Wallace as Gurney Halleck
Cid Highwind as Dr Wellington Yueh

House Harkonnen
President Shinra as Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
Hojo as Piter de Vries
Loz as Glossu "The Beast" Rabban Harkonnen
Cloud Stryfe as Feyd-Routha Harkonnen
Professor Hollander as the Baron's Doctor
Lazard as Captain Iakin Nefud

Fremen
Verdot as Stilgar
The other Turks as Various Fremen...Maybe the Fedaykin...
Professor Ghast as Leit Kynes
Aeris Gainsborough as Chani
Tseng as Otheym
Rufus Shinra as Jamis
Elena's Big Sister as Harah
Ilfana as Sayyadina Ramallo
Elmyra Gainsborough as the Shadout Mapes

Other
Red XIII as a Sandwrom :)
Jenova as a Sandworm
Cait Sith as a Sandtrout
No idea who Genesis or Angeal would be

Barrett - I pity the fool that uses mako instead of oil!

Reno: Hey guys, at least my second name doesn't start with the letter "b", it could be embarrassing to find that my name backwards is "B Oner"

Sorry for doing such an emotional scene but i saw this on a video on youtube and just had to post it.

[Aeris is praying in the Ancient City]
Aeris: Laa la laa laa laa [Aeris looks up] Hey look, some wierdo
Cloud: Whoa. I'm so high...It looks like we're underwater
Aeris: Do ya mind. I'm trying to pray here!
Sephiroth: Hey! There's a spider on your back. [Sephiroth Drops down with Masamune drawn] Here, let me get it for you.
[Runs Aeris through through the back]
Aeris: [Slumping forward on blade] Mother f***ing son of a b***h
Sephiroth: Opps. eh he he, I can fix this. [pulls the blade out of Aeris] Just one good pull and...
Aeris: [Falling forward] God Damnit.
[The white materia goes flying from Aeris's hair]
White Materia: [as it bounces away] I'm Free! Free! Finally Free! Free! Hoorraaay for Freedom! [Bounces off a step towards the water] No no wait! I can't swim! [Lands in the water and sinks] buble buble
Player: ...

Sephiroth: Smoke me a Kipper, Skipper. I'll be back for Breakfast...
Female Cast: What a guy!

Cloud: Stroke me a Clipper, Slipper. I'll be back for Christmas
Sephiroth: Stupid Clone

You watch Red Dwarf, don't you? Anyway...

Welcome back to Big Fantasy: Diary Room Uncut, where we show you the bits Shinra TV didn't want you to see! First up, we have Red XIII...

Red: "Here, little kitty! Come and get some milk!" IT DRIVES ME BLOODY MAD! Only in here can I keep my alter ego a secret... ... ...WOOF!

Aerith: (stomps in) They took away my booze! But little do they know...
~Lifts a wall panel off and withdraws a bottle of scotch~
Aerith: Oh thank God!! (Drinks deeeply and passes out)
~Camera pans down to get a view of Aerith and we see her hugging the bottle~
Aerith: ...my preciousss...

Cloud: ...gotta get out...the walls are closing in on me...I hear the crowds every eviction night...they want my blood...PLEASE! GET ME OUT OF HERE! (Collapses, sobbing uncontrollably)

Vincent- This place isn't light enough! It's too dark! And where are all the flowers?
Rufus (interrupting) : And why aren't their any trees I can chain myself to?

Yuffie- I am the bi-itch! I am the bi-itch!

Well, that's the end. But as the credits roll, watch Sephiroth destroy the camera in a fit of rage!

(Credits roll, Sephiroth stays still and quiet. After the credits, Sephiroth holds up a sign)
Sephiroth (sign): KEEP STARING, AND I MIGHT DO A TRICK.
(Turns round sign after a while.)
Sephiroth (sign): YOU FOOLS, YOU MISSED IT.

This is a bit of a rant. I'm not doing it to be nasty, but it needs to be said. Really sorry about this, but here it is:

Further to my complaint a long while back in this thread about people quoting from FFVII: About Random Battles without crediting...

and


I've seen the vids that these are ripped from. At least have the decency to give credit to Scorpius... they deserve it.

Incidentally, to avoid hypocrisy, the one I posted waaaaayyy back in this thread, about Yuffie having sex underage in exchange for materia, *might* be based on a fanfic I read ages ago... can't remember for sure, but while the precise situation was my idea, the base concept (presumably) came from elsewhere.

If you can remember where you get these from, give credit if they aren't yours. If you can't remember (like mine, above), at least admit it's not yours. Sorry to tirade, but you gotta admit, it's not fair.

I'd love to lighten the mood right now by adding one of my own, but alas can't think of a good one, aside from perhaps...

Reno: The name's Reno. Got it memorized?

that's why I stopped using them and made my own sides i did say there all over I figured I'd just post them for posterity anyway regardless of who made um but yes they are theirs and in fact WATCH THEM there hilarious yo and yes I will give credit to them I forget these things sorry

now go watch them link below
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com

Cloud:

"Ieyui
Nobomenu
Renmiri
Yojuyogo
Hasatekanae
Kutamae"

Sephiroth: *slaps Cloud* Wrong prayer, fuckhead!

Vincent: "I love my shoes." *grins widely*

Cloud: "I love my hair." *Strokes spikes affectionately*

Tifa: "I love my breasts..."

Aeris: "...Me too."

Yuffie: You spiky-he(interrupted by loud fart)

Sephiroth: Soon, I will become one wi(interrupted by loud fart)

Cloud: I'll never fo(interrupted by loud fart)

Player: Wow, FFVII Flatulent Edition is so much better!

Player: Wow, FFVII Flatulent Edition is so much better!

But discerning players WOULD say that!

...sorry, couldn't resist.

Cid: I believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky!........
Cloud: Ok Cid.. calm down where on the highwind in you finished your last pack of smoke....

Cloud: Today I feel like Donating to FFShrine. (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Aeris: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Tifa: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
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Cid: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Red XIII: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Sephiroth: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Yuffie: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Cait Sith: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Reno: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Rude: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Rufus: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Zack: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Jenova: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Cactuar: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Chocobo: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
Midgar Zolom: Me too (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
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But discerning players WOULD say that!

...sorry, couldn't resist.

No, I know they would, but discerning players aren't FFVII characters, so I'm allowed to put that.

Cloud: What is a rose but a toad with several petals attached to its center of mass in a way similar to that cylinder from the center-of-mass Paul Hewitt video where he rolls a cylinder up and down a slope and pretends to be manipulating gravity?

Tifa (aside): Can I be sure this is the real Cloud?

Cloud: Say Tifa, wanna try one of these strange carrots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_the_Bunny_Snatchers)? They're good for ya!

lol @ bunny snatchers!
I lol'd.

Hmmm... I remember when this thread was first made...
Things were so much funnier back then.

Cloud: Today I feel like Donating to FFShrine. (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=ender%40tds%2enet&item_name=Final%20Fantasy%20Shrine&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8)
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Hahaha good one, man I wasn't expecting that hahaha!

Hahahahaha... You've been cloned!


I know... not so funny <.<

What happened to all the funny stuff? ....

DGF, I missed you, how are you?
How have you been?

Those German nihilists came in and insisted that there be "no funny stuff." Sorry, I'm afraid it's out of my hands.

DGF, I missed you, how are you?
How have you been?

Haahaahaa. Im fine. Thats all you need to know. Oh, I thought of something...

(Dinnertime at shinra)
Rufis: Cook, I dont think you gave me all of the rice.
Cook: Shut up and eat it!
Presedent Shinra: Don't tell my son to shut up!
Rufis: Yea, Dont tell me shut up to make him say for me not to...ummm
Cook: well, dont tell me not to tell him that i cant tell him to shut up and...ummm
Presedent Shinra:Well, You cant tell him to shut up. I can tell him to shut up and now I have to tell you not to tell him to...ummmm
Rufis:Can I hold the plate of rice you are holding while you argue?
Cook:Yes. Shut up, Im arguing.
Rufis: *eats rice*
Cook:........*shoots Rufis*
Presedent Shinra:........*shoots cook*

Dad: And that is why you dont shoot someone.
Son: ...........*shoots Dad*

Haahaahaa. Im fine. Thats all you need to know. Oh, I thought of something...


Cool, Good to hear your doing fine.

Now...who are you again?

Now...who are you again?

That hurts. :(

Hey. Its been foreva since I logged on, so if you changed your name, I forgot who you are.

Haha, Yeah you prob won't remember my username was Allen.

Allen?

:( Wow, DGF.

Well whatever its nice to meet you...again.

Well, im back.
BTW, do you know why i was banned?

If you can't figure it out, you're a lost cause.

Well, im back.
BTW, do you know why i was banned?

Nope, I dont have a clue.

Well, I was never informed and noone gave me a reason. I dont care if im a lost cause, i have the right to know these things:
1). Who banned me?
2). Why did they ban me?
Ill be happy once You all come clean.

Haha, you have rights? Says who?

I say so.
It is what it is after all!

DGF, you really are an idiot.

Aww man! All of this arguing got the thread off topic. Now, we have to think of funny stuff that involves FFVII.

*cid is flying the highwind and sees Ultima Weapon*

Cid: hehehe

*Cid crashes into Ultima*

Ultima: Sstop that you guyss

*Crashes again*

Ultima: Sstop!

*Crashes again*

Ultima: Thatss it I'm tellin Emerald *sobs*

*after tellin emerald*

Emerald: Oh no he didn't!!! I'm gonna have a Bitch Fit!

pretty s**t but i tried!

it isnt actually not that bad.

*Scene: Yuffie walks around the Highwind*

*Yuffie Opens a door...then suddenly closes it!
Yuffie: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Tifa: Whats wrong Yuffie.
Yuffie: OMIGAWDUWOULDNEVABELEIVEWHATISAWITWASWIERDBUTCOOLA TTHESAMETIMEAND...
Tifa: CALM DOWN! Show me.
*Yuffie shows Tifa to the room and...*
Tifa: *giggle* Yuffie, get my video camera! I have an Idea!

3 DAYS LATER!
Cloud: *Surfing the web* I wonder what is on YouTube.
*Sees Vid Called "Cloud and Sephy Hidden Camera"
Cloud: TTTTIIIIFFFFAAAA!
*When Sephiroth sees Same Vid...*
Sephiroth: They Humliated me! *Sobs* MOOOMMMMMMY!

-Vivi from IX walks into the room-

Cait Sith: Whoa, wtf?
Cloud: Hey, aren't you that sprite from FFI?
Vivi: -sob-

Cid: I think I'm gunna give up smokin ...

Cid: I think I'm gunna give up smokin ...

lol that was one of the very first Cid quotes in this entire thread,
i should know, i was one of the first to post on it.

as Omaklise, though, not 7alentine...

I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS


Wll maybe, but they never said it

Materia seller: "This materia right here makes your penis 5 times its normal size!"
Yuffie: "But is it free?"

GENESIS: "Man that De Grande Freak person is really not cool imo"
ZACK: "I agree, maybe we will bomb him/her/it sometime?"
ANGEAL: "Nah man let's go to Hooters instead, De Grande Works there and will get free chicken wings."
GENESIS: "Score"
ZACK: "FO' SURE!"

Sephiroth: Man, I've been feeling down all morning. What could possibly cheer me up?
Cloud: PENETRATION

Barret= I'm sorry for all the rude foul language that I let out from time to time. Shinra I know we can work out our differences without violence as we are both respectable, intelligent men.

Things FFVII charachters would never say

Fixed happy?

Sorry I was in a bit of a hurry to reach 5 posts.

Cloud: Guys? Hey! Guys! The Crazy Motorcycle Chase minigame isn't working.
Tifa: Did you try cleaning the disc?
Cloud: Yeah...what the fuck did you just see me doing?
Tifa: Oh...sorry. Well, why don't you try putting in the second disc?
Cloud: What the fuck is the matter with you? Why would it work on the second disc, you stupid dumbfuck?
Tifa: Well, you do have the option of playing it in the Golden Saucer, you douche.
Cloud: Oh yeah. *puts in second disc* Oh, now it starts. How the fuck would anyone be able to figure that out without already having played the game?

(Crazy Motorcycle Chase ensues)

Cloud: Have you ever realized that this music doesn't capture at all the rush or intensity of a motorcycle chase?
Barret: *$#%@&! Just kill these soldiers, asshole!
Cloud: No, I'm serious. I mean, isn't this the song every FFVII fanboy has wet dreams to? It's not even that good of a song. In fact, it sucks.
Barret: &#%@^%~$!!!!
Cloud: ...Worst FF song ever.

(After boss fight, dialogue ensues....)

Cloud: Yo guys, guess what? The second disc is still in. Why the hell can I keep on playing with the second disc? I mean, don't they have other data on the second disc than what's on the first? Jesus...this game is so fucking stupid.

.. Riiiiiiight. o.O

Why wasn't the thread title ever corrected?

Because people are sily. :P

i completely agree :)

"What? I'm not supposed to look like a girl...??!" -any lead male character in Final Fantasy :takethat:

Reno: Run! Ged to dah Coppah!

Sephiroth: Come wid me if you want to live.

Vincent: Hasta la Vista, Baby! [shoots cloud]

Rude: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Cloud: I dont need NOTR I have Choco/mog (tosses NOTR) into the ocean.lol

*cloud ,sephiroth and rufus are all playing go fish*
Cloud: hey seph u got any 3's
Sephiroth:nope Go Fish, hey rufus u got any Aces
Rufus: yes damnit what are you going to do now try to become one with the world by casting meteor?!?!
Sephiroth: pssssh no why would i ever do that
Cloud: yea rufus that's so last year

*Aeris hears noise coming from clouds room*(everyone lives together LOL)

Aeris:Cloud are you okay?
*Gently knocks on door*

More Noise comes from inside room, this time in the form of
FUCK YEEEEESSS!!!!!

*Aeris walks in*
Aeris: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Cloud: oh?? OH OH ohhhh se... sephiroth w-was controlling me a-and i-i-i :'(
Aeris: It's okay, i don't mind you sleeping with tifa
Cloud: oh good... phew
Aeris: BUT WHY THE HELL WAS YOUR COCK IN MY CHOCOBO
Cloud: It-It-It was sephiroth please blame it on sephiroth he controls me he makes me do things
Aeris: You said the same thing when marlene was in here last week

That was stupid as hell.

Please do not pro-create. Ever.

I was going to post about why this thread was bumped but reading this was...... So I'll agree with Swami on the first part of his post... Sorry, but it was.

Cloud to Aeris:
"Bend over."

...Gomen, I had to post this.

Sephiroth: I'll bet Barret is really good at basketball!
(see, get it, 'cause Sephiroth is evil so he makes racial stereotypes and that's funny!)

That was stupid as hell.

Please do not pro-create. Ever.

Yes. I agree.
That was just .. stupid. I feel more idiotic for having read that.

Vincent: Cloud Your Ultima weapon sucks, dont use it against emerald weapon, please!
Cloud: But i have a hero drink!
*Nanaki backhand paws cloud*
Yuffie: Even as bad a character as i am, even i knew that your weapons only going to do 1000damage a hit most of the battle.
Barret: Listen to her, she's actually not being an idiot for once, dont make me pistol whip you fool!

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Cid: Lets mosey!

__________________________________________________ _______________

Sephiroth: *actually saying one word throughout the game that isnt nibelheim*
(Anyone quoting jenova gets an instant verbal beatdown from me lol)

__________________________________________________ _______________

Sephiroth: Hey have any cloud fan boys actually noticed, as psychotic as they make me out to be, all i want to do is create a better world, one without shinra and genesis and Hojo's. Not to mention, i read the damn reports, obviously i knew lucrecia was my real mother. They're just upset uematsu didnt care enough to give cloud his own theme the first time around.

__________________________________________________ _______________

All FF7 Characters: Has anyone realized that if uematsu isnt in a possible remake of the game, then everyones going to ignore ishimoto and just listen to original soundtrack? We Want Uematsu back for 7!

__________________________________________________ _______________

Sephiroth: Thank god i have a far better voice than in kingdom hearts 1 now, i mean really, a kid with a giant key, beat me? well could be worse, cloud got owned by him at level 18.
__________________________________________________ _______________

Sephiroth: Cloud would you just die!? you died in nibelheim, if kadaj taking my form wanted to, you'd have died from kadaj, and in meteorfall you'd have died if it wasnt for fact it was 7 on 1 and one of those was vincent the solo weapon killer. Seems your fans always ignore the worst parts.
Cloud: Oh come on, we both know the only way the fans will be happy is if aerith would stop saving my weak emo ass and we both die. We both know you win by default anyway, like jenova you'll keep having reunions.
Kadaj: Wait so your saying i wasn't really sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Of course not, your balls just dropped for a change, really, 10% of me and jenova cells doesnt make a REAL me, just a weaker form. Face it kadaj, you should've killed him instead of running and jumping at him on that roof.
Cloud: Dont give him tips!
Sephiroth: Silence yourself cloud, you suck so much you have to use a stupid transformers sword, wheres your pride? what was wrong with buster sword?
Jenova: See this is what happens when you havent said a word since nibelheim except in cameos.
Sephiroth: You shut up too, i mean in northern crator i was half naked, then by final battle i had my jacket again. And in nibelheim, why would i keep a hold of the sword even if i was fighting one handed with your head, itd be like last order where i LET GO of the sword and jumped in the lifestream. Stupid Enix just wanted to be idiots about it, what do you prefer, makou under jenovas chamber and fight on pipes above? Or a whole section under the chamber?
Cloud: Woah, is this what 12years of not saying a word does to someone?
Sephiroth: Dont worry cloud, when omega gathered all the lifestream in one place, the stigma was amongst all that, meaning i gathered in one place, so theirs not to long before i get to finally say something as myself.
Kadaj: Im sick of you talking already........ -_-'

Thread needs to be buried.

Thread needs talent.

Fixed.

Sephiroth: No more mister nice guy, no more mister cle..he..he..ean
He's sick, he's obscene.... Alice Cooper is the bomb-diggity

Actually i agree, this is just an excuse for me to commence in cloud fan boy bashing :P

Barret: Does anyone else think I'm just the token black guy? And what a surprise, I've got a gun, I'm a criminal, I go to prison, and I've got a daughter I rarely see.
That's low Square, real low.

Barret: I'm B.A barret, fool, I AM THE MAN!
(sorry but barret might as well have been MR.T in FFAC)

Aeris: Barrett! Hurry Up you fool get ur ass down here !@#$%
Barrett: Wait! let me finish watering my flowers

Barret: I ain't gettin' on no Airship!

Shadow mage, i liked that one, definetely a decent enough one :p

Shadow mage, i liked that one, definetely a decent enough one :p

Aww thanks Lol...thats very nice of you.

cloud:
aaaaaw, what a beautiful day, the sun is rising the sky, the birds are singing... isnt it beautiful?
whats that, tifa? i hope i wasnt rough last night, but your smooth and beautiful body released a beast inside me

barret: the fuck youre talking to cloud? get back to bed!

cloud.................FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----

Cloud: Tell me Sephiroth! WHY! Why did aerith come running for you!
Sephiroth: Honestly.....You don't think my masamune is the only thing that can be measured in feet do you?

zack cloud and sephiroth an the same time: big swords are over ratted lets get guns.

barret: ooooo i want a sword

not the best but ohwell

Swords are over ratted in that their friends betray the details of their plans.

Swords are over ratted in that their friends betray the details of their plans.

what??????

Aerith: You should totally go for Tifa. Airbags. Know what I mean?
Cloud: *facepalm*

Palmer: Oh no, I've had quite enough, thanks-- we're all gentlemen here and I wouldn't want to overindulge.

Tifa: (with a straight face) Yes, they're really real.

Emerald Weapon: Care for a spot of tea?

Sephiroth:Let's rebuild a new earth and destroy JENOVA

Ruby weapon: I have a giant cock.

Tifa: Its ok, I got this. I don't have a dependency on a man or anything like that!
Aeris: I hate *insert anything here*
Vincent: It's a beautiful day!
Cid: Pardon me, I'm sorry.
Red XIII: OMG, so I was like, totally watching Clueless, and then...

Scarlet: Say, you remember that girl Tifa that was in here the other day? She seems like a pretty cool girl to hang out with. Maybe I could pop over to the Seventh Heaven, share a cold one. Hey, Palmer, you wanna come?

Sephiroth: I've got gum in my bush.

If you ever saw the movie Sex Drive, then you know where I got that line.

Sapphire Weapon: what the hell man I got killed off in a cutscene.

Sapphire Weapon: what the hell man I got killed off in a cutscene.

Pearl Weapon: Thats nothing. I didnt even make it into the game.

Rufus: (to anyone) That's it, I've had enough of your incompetence! You're fired!!!

Cheese Weapon: I exist, really, I do!


Pearl Weapon: Thats nothing. I didnt even make it into the game.

Omega: pffft, I'm the best weapon ever, and I'm not mentioned until a shitty spin off.

Pearl Weapon: Puhlease-- you first appeared two games back-- just because you have a short memory doesn't mean all of us Weapons do.

Omega weapon: Quiet you.

I have a few, they,re not very good though...

Cloud: Listen.... Ever since Aeris died, I've been thinking..... I have to tell you something while i have the chance.... I love you, i won't let Sephiroth ever touch you... Come here, let's have a hug...

* Cloud hugs the fenrir *

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Cloud: Aeris & Tifa i have something to tell you.... I'm dating Yuffie
Aeris & Tifa; WWHHHAAAAT!?!??!?!
* Yuffie walks over to cloud and kissed him on cheek.
Yuffie: We,re an item!

Cloud: I'm actually very manly with character depth. I'm not a sissy or not shallow!

Cloud: Wearing purple doesn't make me gay, does it?
Sephiroth: Yeah it kinda does. that's why i left SOLDIER. I didn't go crazy or anything like that...
Zack: Hey guys what you talking about? Oh wait why am i here i'm dead... damn i died again...
Cloud: Don't worry sephiroth i'll join you soon
Sephiroth: Shut up you. I hacked the game and instead of a knife i got my masamune. Top that useless dead emo bitch.
Cloud: OH IT IS ON.!

Barret: Man these guys play too much Call of Duty... they say random shit all the time...
Tifa: Big deal. At least they're not destroying any planets, right?

Vincent - I'm the goddamn Batman!

Barret: We're gonna stop shinra draining the life of the planet..... with a peaceful and non-violent protest!
Sephiroth: EEK! A spider!

Cloud: "Aeris.....I'm gay...."

Cloud: "did anyone find my gameboy on the Highwind?"

Sephiroth: Guys can't we all just be friends?

Cloud - I know exactly who i am and why I'm here

Red to Bugenhagen - Fuck up old man!!

Barret - oh my god i think i need to shave again!

Cloud: Fuck it! Why do I have to save the world? Why is it always me! Do it your fucking selves! -throws sword-

End of Advent Children:

Zack: *stares at Cloud, whispers* Aeris is mine now bitch

Cloud: Damn...

Hahaha just browsing and this has to be the funniest made me crack up

"Has anyone read twilight?" -Vincent

Sephiroth:After I destroy this planet I'm going to ride the cosmos with my mother... It's gonna be awesome! We will have pizza and go to parties!

Cloud: I'm there, dude!
____

Cloud: I'm so gay for you barret!

Barret: Oh thats awesome! Wanna make out?

Cloud: WHOA!!! I meant I was happy for you! You got married!

Barret: Oh shit! well... so do you wanna make out?

Cloud: Hell yeah!

Red XII: Do I look like scooby doo to you, b#%^#!?

Cloud: Damn, my hair is not staying up, I think I need to go to the beauty parlor!

Sephiroth: You think thats a problem? It will take all morning to get my damn grey hair straight!!!

Aerith: Take it like a man and just get a beer, like I would.
________

Cloud: Damnit Aerith, where did you put my #&%@in gummi bears!?!
________

Sephiroth: Hey cloud, I know I destroyed your hometown and all, but I will make it make it up to you right now. Heheheheh....

Cloud: Bring it on!

Cloud: Oh yeah!!! Strike!! Come on... come on... OH yeah! you got good game sephiroth, but no one can beat me when it comes to balls!

Sephiroth: Oh man I SUCK at bowling...
(I'm not perverted, i just had to do this one)

Tifa: FALCON PAWNCH!!!11!!1!1!oneone

Cloud: You know I wish someone would close this terrible thread

Cloud: Oh! So just ask the guy with a big ass sword and all your problems would go away huh? Fuck off.
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Cloud: Just because this sword is huge doesn't mean I can knock a meteor back into space.
-------------------------
The world just got saved.
Cloud: Sooooooo, when do I get my paycheck Barret?

Cloud: Oh! So just ask the guy with a big ass sword and all your problems would go away huh? Fuck off.
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Cloud: Just because this sword is huge doesn't mean I can knock a meteor back into space.
-------------------------
The world just got saved.
Cloud: Sooooooo, when do I get my paycheck Barret?

You know Cloud might just do that.

Tifa: You know what Cloud? You really are an inconsiderate B*****d!

Red XII: Do I look like scooby doo to you, b#%^#!?

HAHAHAHA this one was priceless!

Cloud: MAN NOBODY LISTENS TO ME I SAID LET THIS HORRIBLE THREAD DIE!

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Aeris: " #*%@ !!!"
[/QUOTE]

Actually, if you get into the debug room, there's a giant screaming Aeris that says that sometimes, I think.

Actually, GSA serves in the room as a NPC that can put you in ANY time of the game, obviously used by the programmers to test certain areas for glitches, but there's one option that isn't an area, "to hell". If you select that, GSA responds, "this IS hell, silly!"

Oh, and

Sephy: "I'm on a campaign for world peace!"

would never happen.

I have the best one of all.

Aeris: "I love life!"

Get it? Because she's a sad panda

Barret: "Okay, this is our stop. Time to get off this train we on."

Cloud: Neg is awesome

Neg:Aeris: The Master blows

:3

Sephiroth : I like willys
*cloud unzips his pant*

--

Cloud: Yo B Show me your black materia

Barrett: I ain't got none nigga

Cloud: No i want to see your BLACK materia ehhh? eh? *wink wink

--

Cloud: Barrett, you never told me you used to be in the Wu -Tai clan :L (Instead of Wu- Tang Clan, get it?) rofl!!

President Shinra: ...I just had the strangest dream,(points at Cloud, Aries, and Aki Ross) you were there, an you were there...wait who the hell are you!!??

Cloud: "Swords are for wimps."

Sephiroth: Tifa, gurl, hook me up! Use as much relaxer as you can.

You all are making Cloud look real fruity! Hahahaha----do Cid.
Yeah, that's all wrong. Cloud's fruity on a regular basis.
Remember people, this is a "things they'll never say" thread.

Aeris; "The man who lives in this pipe is sick."
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Tifa; *Limit Break* "FALCON PAUUUNNCH!!!"
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Sephiroth; *Stabs Aeris, then flies off somewhere.*
Cloud; *Stares at Aeris."
Cloud; "Well that certainly did me a favor. Shall we, Tifa? :D"
Tifa; "F*ck you! Me & Aeris had a thing going on, remember the Dons mansion when you were with the Don, and we disappeared?"
Cloud; "Yeah...."
Tifa; "Exactly. Why do you think I was in the torture room, Aeris was a fiesty one. :3"
Cloud; "O_O ... ): "

Aeris; "The man who lives in this pipe is sick."
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Tifa; *Limit Break* "FALCON PAUUUNNCH!!!"
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Sephiroth; *Stabs Aeris, then flies off somewhere.*
Cloud; *Stares at Aeris."
Cloud; "Well that certainly did me a favor. Shall we, Tifa? :D"
Tifa; "F*ck you! Me & Aeris had a thing going on, remember the Dons mansion when you were with the Don, and we disappeared?"
Cloud; "Yeah...."
Tifa; "Exactly. Why do you think I was in the torture room, Aeris was a fiesty one. :3"
Cloud; "O_O ... ): "

That first one . . . oh yea. That line will forever puzzle me as a, "WTF were they thinking?!" kind of moment.

Sephiroth: AERITH DID YOU STEAL MY KNITTED JUMPER. GRRRRRRRRR I'M GONNA KILL YOU! (stabs Aerith and flies away)

Tseng: Where's my swimming trunks?

Loz: Where's Mother?
Marlene: Here, catch.

Aerith: You came even though you're about to break. That's a good sign. So, why did you come?
Cloud: To get a glimpse of that marvellous clevage again.

Sephiroth: The Company training room. We used sneak in there while the Seconds were out. Genesis, Angeal and I.
Zack: A Threesome! WHOO-HOOO, can I come next time? PLEEEEEASE.
Sephiroth: I suppose you could keep Angeal satisfied. He's gets very fiesty in bed. He tired me out last time.
Zack: What about Genesis
Sephiroth: He's MINE!
Zack: But.......
Sephiroth: GRRRRRRRR!

on a date with Aeris.... Cloud: "Wish Tifa could join. We 3 could have lost of fun!"

Jenova: Why does no one ever listen to me? How come I always have to feel like the talking head?

Rude: What do you think of my new hairdo?

Jenova: Come my son, take revenge for what they have done to me
Sephiroth: Now, now mother stop getting AHEAD of yourself.

Loz: Wanna play?
Tifa: *sigh* Fine!
Loz: Oh! Goodie (giggles happily to himself as he takes out a monopoly board)

Genesis stands up on a podium in LOVELESS avenue to address the Study Group. They gaze admiringly at the man who has brought LOVELESS alive for them. They await his stirring words of wisdom....
Genesis: *Ahem*. I have to make a confession to all you ladies today. I made it all up (embarresed blush). Yes that's right, I wrote LOVELESS while I was drunk and high on 12kg of weed. I'm sorry. I promise I will never recite it again. (A tear falls silently down his cheek)
Stunned silence from the crowd.
Woman sitting at the back row: That would explain so much. No wonder why it didn't make any sense, I wasn't stupid after all. I'm joining the Keepers of Honour.
(By this time the players of CC are cheering uncontrolably- No more LOVELESS YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

After stealing 99 Pheonix Downs off Minerva, Zack grumbles to himself.
Zack: Now where am I going to put them? My pockets are not THAT big. Hold on, I think I may have some space in my back pocket along with my Genji Armour, Bronze Bangles, Mogs Amulet, Jewelled Ring and Supper Ribbon. There now, just remember not to sit down in a hurry.

Zack: (after putting on his SOLDIER uniform) Hey Aerith does my butt look big in this?
Aerith: Of course not Zack, though I think those items might bulk it out a wee bit.

Sephiroth: Concentrate, you've got to keep them even
Cloud: Sorry, but your hair is sooooo long it's hard to keep the plaits straight.

Hojo: Aerith could I buy a flower off you? PLEEEASE, it's for my wife.

Sephiroth: Am I even human
Genesis: No such luck, you're a cuddly teddy bear.
Zack: (inner thought process) Hmmm, I see what he means.

Cloud: Why the Hell are people so fixated on our game?
Barret: I dunno... but I pity tha fool who made me like Mr.T!
Sephiroth: Could be worse... could be designed as a long haired mommy's boy like me :(
Cloud: But... why the Hell are people still fixated on our game?
Aeris: Because of Tifa's pixels?
Tifa: Because of Aeris's 'flowers'?
Red XIII: Because... Because... ahh shit, I've got no clue.
Sephiroth: Face it Cloud, we're still going to be around when the guys who made this game are worm feed.
Cloud: But... but... WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL HOOKED ON A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GAME?!?! WHY!!!
Cait Sith: Because the majority of fanboys for our game are prepubescent nimrods?
Tifa: Because they couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a duffel bag full of money?
Barret: Because of my obviously ripped off from Mr T attitude and personality?
Sephiroth: Because they have no life.
Cloud: ... Fuck it, I'm going to go kill some fanboys.
Everyone else: WE'LL JOIN YOU!!

Sephiroth: "I need to cheer up. Sorry I'm such an emo, Cloud. Truce?"
Cloud: "Why, of course! Here's a lovely flower I bought from that Aeris/th bitch! Just for you, my pretty!"
Sephiroth: "Oh, thank you! Wanna be friends?"
Cloud: "Oh, I want more than that, suga~"

Tifa: "Hold on! I need to check my hair! All these meany-headed battles are making me look not fabulous. . . ."
Barrett: "Oh, by all means, honey! And lemme check mine too! I pity my 'do :("

Aeris/th: "Hey, I'll give you this goddamn flower if you sleep with me. After all this is a slum; we'll fit right in."
Cloud: "Sure, you're definitely my type and I'm certain I'm straight and therefore am into girls, mainly you."

Aeris/th: "My boyfriends' name? Oh, Zack. He came crashing through the roof of my church the exact same way you did, and in the exact same spot, too! Kinda funny how things work out like that, huh?"
Cloud: ". . ."

Cait Sith: " *Anything worth reading* "

Vincent: "Hey guyyyyyyyyys! I am looking so loathsome in these clothes! Hey Cloud, eh . . . you wouldn't still have that lovely dress you wore earlier, would you?"

Cid: "I forgive you, Shera. And I love you very much."
Shera: "Great! Now get me some fuckin' coffee!"

Yuffie: " *Anything worth reading* "

Reno: "I love flowers!"
Rude: "I love EVERYONE!"
Tseng: "I LOVE ANCIENTS!"
President Shinra: "I LOVE THE PLANET!!!"
Rufus Shinra: "I hate my new job. . . ."

Sephiroth: Where's my 7ft long knitting needle?

Cloud: I wish this thread was closed
Sephiroth: Indeed

Sephiroth: If they wished the thread was closed, why on earth did they read it?
Cloud (stiffles a yawn): Guess they got nothing better to do.
Sephiroth: So I guess we just ignore and move on so.
Cloud: Hell yeah! Now where were we.....

Gee, how original.

You think so? Oh goodie :)

Stop being a retread.

You do know that we are chasing each other and arguing on three different topics, LOL.
WTF, look as far as I'm concerned I like the FF VII compilation so I'm posting on this thread. You however don't, tough shit, why bother posting?
I'm sure there are other games you like, right? Go and discuss those. I'm sure you'll be a lot happier. (I'll be that's for sure)

Denzel: Hey Clould
Cloud: Yes Denzel?
Denzel: Would you please fart on my face?

Jenova: Sephiroroth, you realise you've benn nothing but a pain in the neck, right?

Tifa: Cloud, I know this is sudden...but...I'm in love with Aerith.

Sepiroth: I think I overreacted. Sorry, everybody.

Cloud: These dolls are so frickin cute. I wish i could have dolls like that.

Aerith: "Ohai Cloud.! :D"
Cloud: ".."
Aerith:"Who pissed in your cheerios.?
Stop Being a Big Douche and Get the Tampon Out Of Your Ass And Fucking Smile.! :mad:"
Cloud: ":eye:"

Cloud:
I have the memory of an elephant!

Cloud: Aeris is dead. Look the immense amount of fucks I do not give!

Tifa: Cloud talks too much, I wish he would just shut up for once.

You all are making Cloud look real fruity! Hahahaha----do Cid.

Vincent:" Dear diary.... today Cloud looked at me at lunch like he is so dreamy... and I just love Barrets new dress I'm like SO jealous!"

Sephiroth:Cloud,aeris and tifa are mine motherfucker.I am going to have a threesome and you will get nothing.Don't you dare fucking mess with me or i will put you 6 feet under.

Cloud:I decided that i want to stay pure,because it is what god says we should do.
Cloud:I decided that i want to rule the world,and become one and only god,and you tifa,will be my mistress.MWAHAHAHAHA.
Barret:I never loved sheryl,and i am glad to get rid of her.
Tifa:I am a lesbian now,i am going to go with aeris and have hot sex.
Cid:I would rather work for shinra,at least i get paid and deal with competent people.