bugenhegan: "Shi't, let the !@$%* planet die, i have that work order for a new Shin-ra Mako reactor...what's that noise?"

Barret is standing outside Clouds bedroom door

Aeris & Tifa: "yes...Yes...YEs..YES,YES,YES,YES, FASTER, FASTER!!!!! Quick Hit'em, HIT'EM, USE THE MUSHROOM! USE THE MUSHROOM!!!!!!

Barret: *breaks down door* "AH HA! I knew it I KNEW IT I...knew...it....?"

Tifa & Aeris: "YES WE FINALLY BEAT CLOUD AND CID IN MARIOKART DOUBLE DASH!!!"

*Cloud and Cid are hugging each other bawling like little babies*

ha ha it all led me to think so...Dirty, TrekkiesUnite118, you're good, i bow to you

Heres another

Aeris: "DIE MIDGAR DIE!!!!! FEEL THY PLANETS WRATH OF TORNADOES AND LIGHTNING!!!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT DIE PLANET DIE FEEL THE PAIN OF MY METEORS!!!!!"

Cloud: *Cloud bursts in the door*" AERIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! How many times do I have to tell you to stay of my computer?"

Aeris: "I know I know but I just can't stop playing SimCity 4!"

i think i got 1
Hojo meets Bernie Mac at the Playaz Club

Hojo: Thats just an amazin Philosophy!

Bernie Mac: Of course it iz, thats why i get 10 pahcent.

Stripper: Hey Bernie.

Bernie Mac: Do I pay you to talk? Get Back to work *PIMP smacks her*

Hojo: Amazing, thats what makes peeple listen?

Bernie Mac: You just gotta feel empowered, you try, her rite there, tell her to get bak to work.

Hojo: I am a scientis...

Bernie Mac: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, I dont want hear dat, jus do it!

Hojo: You there, naked human female, get off your ass and dance!

Stripper: *turns around...IT'S AERIS?!* !@*&^ you you dirty ole man!

Bernie Mac: You aint got it...Drop yo pants.

Hojo: Whta?1

Bernie Mac: *PIMP slaps Hojo* Do it Bitch!

Hojo: *drops his pants fearfully to show a tiny, penciled-in, cartoon, penis*

Bernie Mac: Get the hell out! Im goin hang wit a reel PIMP...Cloud! Where you at man?

Cloud: I know, i got it. *PIMP smacks Hojo and kicks him out*

Bernie Mac: Now back to Pimpin *toasts with Cloud and watches Aeris dance*

Goddam that wuz long

But if Aeris was stripping and turned around and saw cloud or hojo or any of them she would probably try to cover herself and run out screaming. but still its pretty funny.

imaginative to say the least lol

i try an usually it dont work

I found that perrty damn funny.

why thank you Cid Highwind. Say how many hav i actually dun about Hojo? I think i may hav a secret hatred for him.

yes I think so to.

Cloud: "This thread is awesome!"
Aeis: "Yeh it should NEVER die"
Tifa: "I love it too"

This thread should be dead by now.

Cid: I think we should get a hobby

Tifa: I hate all those popular, good looking female-types.

Sephiroth: I hate leather! Whoever would dare kill a poor defenseless animal will pay!!!

This is what an FFVII character WOULD say:

Sephiroth: Maybe I should sumon Meteor on this thread
Aeris: Stuff Holy, this thread aint worth saving.

Sephiroth: This world is so lovely, I wish I can smell the flowers everyday.

This is what an FFVII character WOULD say:

Sephiroth: Maybe I should sumon Meteor on this thread
Aeris: Stuff Holy, this thread aint worth saving.

Sephrioth: maybe i should cast meteor on Toastie
Cloud:na not worth the MP, better red13 shits on him
Red13: what, u want me to get blisters

Now thats a good one

Sephiroth's speaking to his jail buddies at The Special Ultimate Security Prison for "Gifted Beings"...Hilarity ensues

Sephiroth: Maybe, the era of the Bad Guy is over.

Lex Luther: What do you mean?

Sephiroth: I dont know, we never win anymore. Think about it, Scarface, you guys always get stopped by Batman and Superman, Doc Oc, and of course the best of all...Me.

Joker: HAH...Screw it. We're not supposed to win! We all just wanna be hated as much as possible and have fun with our favorite super hero counterparts. HAHAHAHA!!!!

Sephiroth(confused): Really?

Sum Big guy in corner: WUT! You believe that SHIT!?

Sephiroth: Well yeah, they got seniority.

Lex & Joker: What?!

Sephiroth: Yeah you were like the first badguys ever, or somethin'.

Guy in corner: You idiot! Dont listen to them, they do my laundry! Speakin' of which, i want these stains gone or it's your favorite jail game all ova again.

Lex & Joker: Yessir!!

Guy in Corner: Anywayz, the job of the badguy is to give those gay hero bastards a run for their money and hurt a couple'a people while yer at it. I think Sadaam did that best or maybe Osama.

Sephiroth: So i should be more like them?

Guy in Corner: Indeed.

Sephiroth: Thank You! I owe you everything for helping me to clear that up! What can i do to repay you?

Guy in Corner: I thought you'd neva ax...Come here you pretty grey-haired freak!!!!!! *pounces on Sephiroth to make sweet jail-love*

Sephiroth: *screams and can do nothing due to his daily six tranq shots* Don't touch thaaaaaaaaaa.....!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lex Luther: I'm glad that part of my life is over.

Sephiroth at an Interview

Host: So, Mr. Sephiroth, do you have a family?

Sephiroth: Yes I do. They have always been good to me *grins*

Host: How old is your mom?

Sephiroth: 7646 years old

Host: Really, now how old is your mom. No time for jokes.

Sephiroth: 7646. I'm not joking

Host: Is she dead?

Sephiroth: NO! How dare you insult my mommy! Die, m*****f*****!!!
*stabs host in head, casts Bolt3 on audience*
No one calls my momma dead....oh wait she is dead...no she isn't, she's mutated, but that would sort of make her dead........*runs over to Jenova*

At home:

Sephiroth:Mommy, are you dead

Lucrecia: Oh stop it, I'm not dead

Sephiroth: Not you, fag

Lucrecia: But Jenova is not your mom

Sephiroth: Yes she is!!! *kills Lucrecia*

Jenova: Ummm..Sephiroth, Lucrecia is your mom.

Sephiroth: Damn...

Rude(of the Turks): I'm thinking of letting my hair grow

Barret: Cloud, is your hair that spikey...everywhere?

Cloud: I am gay, Barret. Is that so bad?

Barret: *Shoots Cloud in the heart*

Cloud: Ugh!

Barret: F*** you!


Barret: Cloud, is your hair that spikey...everywhere?

Lol! That's fresh!

LOL!!! You guys come up with some funniest thing! hahaha

That some funny shit right there!! LOL

MANHOOD TALKS

Cloud: Actually, Barret, I havent grown any of those yet.

Barret: *Thinks back a few minutes* What?!

Cloud: I dont have any pubes...Smooth as a...

Barret(sickened and disgusted): You nas...I did'nt want...I F****n hate...*throws up on Cloud*

Cloud: Well you asked!!!!

Barret: *slaps Cloud with gunarm* You nasty f**k!! It was sarcasm! A joke! $#@@$!!!

Cloud: Oh yeah, well wait til you hear what Tifa said about your performance!

TO BE CONTINUED...?! (sum1 finish my story)

She gave it a worse rating than the movie critics gave "Pokemon: The Movie."

haha(now i'll add)

Barret: What?! I'll kill you!!! &^%*$

Cloud: It's not my fault you're no good at...

Barret: *hits Cloud again and jumps on top of him to continue the beating*

Tifa: *walks in on this funny looking situation* What the hell!!!

Cloud: (what does Cloud say? Someone add)

I suppose this image will fit in this thread...









Sorry I just had to share these, just stole it from http://s8.************.com/Cloud_x_Aerith/index.php?showtopic=332&st=0 (please spare me.. *cries*)

Ok, thats the best Ive seen
Thank you for your contribution

I laughed my ass off

yea that was pretty funny especially the one with Cloud pissin in the water

There is more if you click on the link I provided, I shouldn't steal too much from them. And they're all so funny too. LOL

Back on topic:
Vincent: I'm 59 years old but I love little girls in their 20's.

thief and the part about vincent loving girls who are in their 20's is plai weird

a little wierd

very weird

yhea but ya know

yeah i know that its weird

ummmm......yhea

you cant answer that??

mayby I can mayby I can't. =)

AHEM!! (Chelsea, don't post Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages..... aka SPAM)


Aeris: I'm going to get breast surgery so I can be bigger than TIFA!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and i like being annoying its funnn

cool pics Einafit, dont u thing Tifa in the first pic of urs looks like the lady from "the ring" movie

Yes that's why Tifa sneer "7 days" which means she IS the girl from the ring.. lol



^^ LOL ! I ♥ Cloud

ok got it, *pauses, an awkard silence then begins laughing* lol

Yes tell me more I dubble as a shrink.

Yes tell me more I dubble as a shrink.

wtf ?!?!

Sorry Einafit, but those were retarded. They're not funny at all =/ No offense to you, but the person who made them is retarded.

Sorry Einafit, but those were retarded. They're not funny at all =/ No offense to you, but the person who made them is retarded.

wait......................................ye they r (contiues laughing at the pics)

the pictures arent retarded.........you just have a bad sense of humor

Looks like someone here is lacking some humor gene.

they are funny,thumbs up Einafit

very funny indeed jus like i hope this one will be...um...

Red XIII: I think I need a shave.

very funny indeed jus like i hope this one will be...um...

Red XIII: I think I need a shave.

u just spoiled the funny atmosphere now!! thank alot!!!

(just messin)

Okay, I'm going to have a try.

*When meteor first appears in the sky.*
Vincent: (casual voice) We're doomed.

*when meteor appears in sky*
cloud: "OH $#!T WE REALLY ARE ALL GONNA DIE" (ala blind guy from little nicky)

Red XIII(feels out of place while eating dinner as evryone else is pissin themselves scared): Popeyes chicken is GOOD!! *continues eating as he is stared down*

Aeris dying: Aaaahhhhh!!!......hey wait, where's my music. Play it so the world can weep in sorrow

Editor: No, I don't feel like it.

Aeris: Stupid *takes Sephiroth's sword out of her and stabs editor, turns on music*
Now that's more like it.

Yeah that was dumb, right??

not really, it wasnt as dumb as half the stuff i put. dum stuff is sumtimez funny, hell it's usually the only thing that makes us as human beings break out into side splitting laughter except for those of us who laugh at horribly painful/evil/disgusting situations to make ourselves feel more comfortable. *knocks psychiatrist friend from chair* wtf is wrong with him, that wuz dum!!

(kidding)

(Yo einafit, those picture are funny! Tifa_Martial_Artist has no sense of humor.)

Cloud at the Phamarcy in Section 6:
Do you have hair grease that has super hold that last for about 2 yrs?

(yes, stupid isn't it?)

yuffie when first meeting cloud: "ooooohhhh your hair spikes are soooo big" *starts rubbing cloud's hair*


there not only is it the definition of stupid, but morally wrong as well, beat that

Vincent in a mall
Vincent: I don't think these dark reds and blacks are my color, don't you think i'm more of an autum or a summer?

Saleswoman: What...the...Why is it always my shift!!!

Vincent: *taps gun handle anticipating an answer* ahem...I could use some help.

Saleswoman: Why don't you just try this *takes out dress Aeris wore at the Don's mansion*

Vincent: I love it!!! Come help me try it on...please!!!!

Saleswoman: *very disgusted* I hate living. *helps Vincent into dress* Now don't you feel...pretty?

Vincent: So you mean I don't look tough?!

Saleswoman: OH WHAT?! *grabs Vincents neck and a shot instantly goes off*

Vincent(holding dying saleswoman): Now I must attone again! *drops her and runs off screaming and crying*

Cloud(who was shopping with Vincent): Well, he was out for a minute. Now I guess he's going back in.

Tifa: You mean he's going back in that coffin, right?

Cloud: Yeah...Somethin' like that...Sure.

*cough cough* vincent is gay??!!*cough cough*

Yeah OMG.

highly improbable tbh.still funny though

y thank u, i tried my worstest

keep it coming! :D

Disturbing...Maybe...Yuffie has a problem...

Tifa: Yuffie, you really have to stop this!

Yuffie: What do you mean *sitting and shaking in a corner*

Tifa: You're gonna kill youself...besides, it's not your fault.

Yuffie:*still shaking* If those people still had their materia, would Sephiroth have mangeled them the way he did?

Sephiroth(useless attempt at consoling her): *rubs her shoulders* I would've done either way, you just helped me do it faster.

Yuffie:*begins crying*

Tifa:*punches Sephiroth in shoulder* Goddam you!!

Sephiroth: Sorry! I guess that didin't work. What's her problem anyway?

Tifa: She keeps doing...Things to herself thinking about those people you murdered.

Sephiroth:*smirking* What kinds of things?

Tifa: Not whatever you're thinking.

Sephiroth:*retakes control of his dirty imagination* Oh...dam.

Yuffie:*cuts herself with ninja stars* Let the evil bleed out!!!!!!

Tifa: She's doing it again.

Sephiroth: I can solve this *draws his sword*

Tifa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

3 hours later...

Sephiroth:*evil laughter* I'm finally finished!!!

Yuffie: This new hot-tub is so soothing.

Tifa:*rubbing Yuffie's shoulders* Yeah, Sephiroth, you did good. I wish I could reward you.

Sephiroth:*strips naked in a flash* I'll take it!!!!

Tifa & Yuffie: *laugh at his size* Now we know why you're angry at the world!!!!!!

what Eina said but no gay stuff

Oh lord! *prays for Sephiroth* lol

what Eina said but no gay stuff

did u read the next one?

kind of funny U Aint Ready

*cohokes on some water when Sephiroth flashes* GOD NO MORE NASTY STUFF!!! i ahve a weak stomache

oops, it wuz kinda long wasn't it...I mean the STORY...

*rushes into bathroom* see i have a weak stomache......

lol...ok enough of that gayness now

make another story with no gayness

I founded the gayness funny!

*cough cough* your *cough* gay then * real cough*mental note to self: fake coughing to much makes me cough for real.....

*cough cough*Not*cough*gay*cough cough* just though it was funny*cough cough*

hol up, i'm definetely not gay. it's jus funny to see serious ass Vincent in that position

watever..............

This is hilarious, keep up the good work!

make some more funny ones or ill do something to you*whipping sound* MAUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

make some more funny ones or ill do something to you*whipping sound* MAUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

um...huh? r u serious?

well duh if i wasnt then i wouldn't have said that and you have.......SEVEN DAYS!!!! left to make some

mmmm...kay...will the rest of the forum please excuse me wile i "Deal" with this...watever, i'll be rite bak

JUSTTTTTTTTTTTT MAKE ONNEE FREAKIN STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok.. i dont know anythin about the gayness goin around LOL but i think cloud would never say the three words, i love u to ANYONE. coz he's so weak, however, i love hIm nonetheless >.<

Cloud's in Romeo and Juliet, but something's not rite...

Tifa (Juliet): Romeo, oh Romeo, I love you Romeo!

Cloud (Romeo?): *climbs up balcony* I love you too Julie...? You! You have stolen yet another thing from me! You fiend!

Sephiroth (Romeo?): *stops committing fornication* Oh...this is a pickle, isn't it. What do you want, water boy?

Cloud (highly confused): What the hell?! I thought I was Romeo!

Sephiroth: *gets off of a now happy Tifa* No, you are just an understudy but, since my performance was so good, you're just the water boy.

Cloud: What?! No! I'm so confused!!! *goes into fetal position on the floor*

Tifa: Whatever, I know I got what I wanted.

Sephiroth (highly pissed): That's all I meant to you?! *picks up his sword from his pile of clothes* I'll kill you!! I thought you loved me!!

Tifa: *punches him in stomach* I just liked you 'cause you had a big sword.

Sephiroth: *falls to the floor crying* Cloud, maybe me an you are more alike than I thought.

Cloud: F**K you!!!

END...FIN...CLOSE...ALL DONE...NO MORE...OR IS THERE?

LOL

i tried but i dint relly like that 1

interesting yet funny...as for the "gayness"...it fits this topic well, since none of em are gay...hence they would not say that...people have been makin em gay since begining of this thread...no one has complained b4...1

i think its just cuz evry1 hates me an evry evil i stand for

*hug*...i dont hate you man....i mean...*dusts shirt, and punches u_aint_ready in shoulder*...we koo :D

mmm...kay *shrugs off hug* that wuz reely awkward. i mean come on i no sum1 here just doesnt like me, I'M EVIL!! THE GUY YOU LOVE TO HATE!!

no...everyone jus doesnt like me... :( ...

wut of course they all like you, you haven't given 'em a reason not to. but me, i'm jus the type of guy who pisses people off cuz i think that angry people do funny things sumtimes

lol............gay. Is that wat poeple think about you or is that wat U WANT people to think about you?

u reely arent gonna let it go huh? IT WUZ A JOKE!! I cant speel it out any clearer than that you little S#@!^T

Sephiroth: (to cloud) lets compare sizes (the sword that is)

u reely arent gonna let it go huh? IT WUZ A JOKE!! I cant speel it out any clearer than that you little S#@!^T

lol. i was messin too dude
(damn i like pissin u off)

Sephiroth: (to cloud) lets compare sizes (the sword that is)

you had to make that clear for Aeris_Pink cuz of her weak stumak huh?

actually... NO

she was trying to get the thought that she originally thought in her head thats why she added the swords =)

Oh my god I have been reading this entire thread I almost died laughing!

Tifa: how about going on that jumping castle (hint hint-bounce bounce)

ur not saying what i think u are........are you?*prepares to run to bathroom*

depends on how u want to interpret it. so i guess its up to u

*doesnt run to bathroom* um okay ill jus put it in the good way

This has to be one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen.

How's this:

Sephiroth: Can't we all just get along?

Hojo: I've quit science. I'm going to take up beekeeping.

Barret: I have a Ph.d in Quantum Physics.

Vincent: Hey, y'all! I've just taken some Prozac and now I'm HAPPY!

Rufus: Oh! You ruined my HAIR! (no, wait, maybe he would say that)

Heres one

Right after Sephiroth stabs Aeris the entire party is around him glaring down at him.

Sephiroth: *as cloud and them are closing in* "Uuhhh, TA DA!?"

Heres another

As Sephiroth is dropping right before he kills Aeris

Sephiroth: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! !!!!!"

aeris right before being stabbed: "go ahead strike me down darth sephiroth, for if you do i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

Cloud:hey,cid..hows it hanging? Cid: not much.say...u have some marihuana..im all out. or something like that:P

Tifa Barret and Cloud walk in on Aeris and Sephiroth kissing

Tifa: "AERIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"

Aeris: "I was just being nice and was gonna show Sephiroth the black materia"

Tifa & Cloud: "YOU WERE GONNA SHOW HIM THE BLACK MATERIA!?!?!"

Tifa & Barret: "AERIS WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!"

Aeris: "Come on Sephy lets go find some place more private *starts to walk upstairs and says to cloud* Could you be anymore like them?"

Cloud Barret &Tifa: *pointing at each other* "I AM NOT LIKE HIM!!!"

Cloud: "This is akward."

i luv awkward situations, ha ha ha!!!!!!

How bout this?
Sephiroth with guitar on grassy flower meadow hill: Peeeeeace...an luyyyuuuve!
Tifa and Aeris dressed as hippies with long hair: Woooooo! *brushes Sephiroth's hair* Your hair is sooo shiny!
Sephiroth strumming guitar: Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hai-air! Shining gleamin' streamin' flaxen waxen. Gimme a head with hair-
Tifa and Aeris: Ah!
Sephiroth: Long beautiful hair!
Tifa and Aeris: Oh!
Sephiroth: LAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Okay I am a newbie and can admit that was fruity.)

lol, hey, and yeah, good post, god, this thread rules.

hahaha! Sephiroth singing? LOL!!!

long beautiful hair huh? that wood be funny as hell to watch

That's a hilarious song, and it's just right for Sephiroth. Sephiroth and Aeris kissing? You a Seph/Aeris fan? This is just too hilarious.

At Fort Condor:

Man: Now, we need you to help us defend the Condor...
Cloud (like Napoleon Dynamite): Does the Condor have large talons?
Man: What?
Cloud: Large talons
Man: Son, I don't know what you just said.

Tifa: What are going to do today, Cloud?
Cloud: I'll do whatever I feel, GOSH!

(okay, I watch too much Napoleon Dynamite)

Hojo: Sephiroth, join me, and we can rid the planet of Jenova and the Weapons!
Sephiroth: I'll never join you!
Hojo: It is your destiny. Dr. Gast never told you what happened to your father.
Sephiroth: He told me enough. He told me you killed him!
Hojo: No, Sephiroth, I am your father!
Sephiroth: No, it's not true...That's impossible!
Hojo: Believe it, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOO!

Sephiroth: How could you possibly be my father?!
Hojo: ...Gee, Sephiroth, I thought that surely someone would have told you the facts of life by now. You see, when a man and a woman...
Sephiroth: That's not what I meant!

Thats great, not the napoleon dynamite thing cuz the only funny part in that movie was were they guy shot the cow, but the star wars reference.

Ok heres a continuation of the one i did earlier

A week after the akward incident with Aeris and Sephiroth

Aeris: "Well Sephy and I have Broken up."

Tifa: "Why?"

Aeris: "He tried to stab me"

Tifa, Cloud & Barret: "I TOLD YOU THAT PUNK WAS NO GOOD!!"

Cloud: "This is akward again"

Barret: "Well Cloud now that you and I are getting along so much better its time i intitiate you into my group of followers."

Cloud: "WHAT?!?!"

*Barret takes Cloud into a room and Aeris and Tifa hear him screaming, Finally it stops and Cloud comes out with a Mr. T haircut, and machine gun duct taped to his arm, and dressed like Barret*

Cloud: *With an angery look on his face* "NOT A WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU!!"

Tifa: *laughing* "Well Cloud you could always make a wig out of the clipping until it grows back"

Cloud: "Hey, thats not a bad idea" *hears Barret vacuuming* "NO!!!" *runs in and comes running out after ripping apart the vacuum holding his hair thats now all dusty and runs toward the bathroom* "I'm Sorry, I'M SORRY!!! come on let papa clean you up!"

Who told Sephiroth the facts of life anyway?

Which reminds me check out bestrush.com its comics make Barret act like a Mr. T imitation (laughs like Heidegger) Gyahahahahahaha! I slept with Don Corneo! Gyahahahahahahaha!

Nanaki: I have decided to spray paint my fur pink!
Cloud: I have decided to dye my hair like Zack's...who's is like Raditz's!
Cid: I have decided to dye my hair orange, like Rufus's!
Ancient: Nyuk nyuk!
Okay, fruity...>.>

Aeris: ooowww my virgin ears!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna be laughin for a week!!!!!!! thanks to Sephiroth's conversation with his "dad" LMFAO!!!!!!!

Barret: "I'm wrong, Cloud's right."
Barret: "I look too skinny."

Cloud (after he has shaven and bleached his hair): I'm sorry momma!!! I never meant to hurt you!!!! I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin out my closet.

LOL!

Thanks for the attention, u_aint_ready.

Hey, what's wrong with Napoleon Dynamite? :Sniff: I loved that movie. The fact that it was plotless was one of things that made it so funny. The bit with the cow was actually based off a childhood anecdote of the director's.

Anyway...

(Shinra soldier searches Red XIII in the lab, pulls out a bag)
Shinra soldier: Hmm...Catnip.
Red XIII: Uh...That's not mine.

Sephiroth (kneeling on a rock, rubbing his hair): Oh, preciousssss. Myyyy precccioussss!

Barret is yelling at Tifa for beating up an old man in Midgar.

Tifa: "He had a gun I thought he was with the shinra!"

Barret: "Tifa this is Midgar, everyone has a gun, Marlene has a gun for gods sake!"

Cloud: "I don't have a gun. My ancestors were Quakers, we don't beleive in violence."

dont believe in violence? bullshit!!!!!!!! he killed Sephiroth and various monsters during the game. hahahahahaha, i jus wanted to soun smart

dont believe in violence? bullshit!!!!!!!! he killed Sephiroth and various monsters during the game.

Hence why this is called things they would NEVER say.

this is true like Red XIII would never say that...

"I think red is the gayest color ever"

or Vincent would never say...

hell i dont no insert any happy line and it would be awkward

heres one

Vincent: "Lets go to FAIRYTOPIA!!!!"

Vincent: "Lets go to FAIRYTOPIA!!!!"
Make sure to bring Aeris along, she'll turn him into a barbie. hehe

Sephiroth (to Cloud): Let's do this, one on one, no one but you and me. Right here, right now. No mind games, no swords, no flashy end of battle movie scenes, NO Jenova for God's sakes. I jus want you outta my game!!!!

Cloud: I think you're slightly confused...

Cid : umm WTF
Cloud: huh
Aries: yup
Tifa: yes sir.
(King of FF7)

Sephiroth stabes aries. Tifa "omg cloud look aries just got killed!" Cloud "Huh? oh, thats great Tifa." (clouds picking out a pretty pink pony to play with later) Tifa "Cloud, you piece of shit!!! did you hear me!??!?!! Aries is DEAD!!!!" Cloud "Ik i heard you, Tifa. and honestly i dont give a crap. Im picking out ponys if you didnt notice. Wanna look with me????"

VIncents batular party

Cid: come on put the 50 in her damn thong
Vincent: I can't
Cid: Why!?
VIncent: becuse it's aries I she's a dear friend
Cid: so what I'm the one who payed her a ton of gil to do this so put the Damn gil the damn thong! CLoud's doin it
Vincent: but he's dateing her.
Cid: *slaps vincent*

Lol Cid! Aeris a stripper now? haha

that's actually really funny. LMFAO *begins to cough frantically*

I just got board.

Cloud: damn right I am!

LMFAO

lol

Woo7

Cloud (to Vincent): Look at you, you're pitiful. You should be more outgoing and popular like me.

Vincent: I always hated the popular kids at school *shoots Cloud in face* Dam pretty ass popular kids. I outta ki...*walks off muttering*

Cloud (to Vincent): Look at you, you're pitiful. You should be more outgoing and popular like me.

Vincent: I always hated the popular kids at school *shoots Cloud in face* Dam pretty ass popular kids. I outta ki...*walks off muttering*

This I think Vincent WOULD actually do, but it's still funny though! ROFLMFAOLAR

i guess if Cloud was acctually like that.....it still is funny though lol

Sephiroth after stabbing Aeris:

*Plop* *Plop*
Seph: Hey, What the hell...i didnt know you had implants.
Aeris:...
Cloud: I knew she was hiding something.
*Barret prods implants with gun arm*
Barret: Hey Tifa, look at this they jiggle
Aeris:...
Seph: Oh well, Whos up for a meal at my place, were having roasted chocobo

Cloud: oh, its ok Sephiroth I forgive you!
Sephiroth:really! yeah!
Cloud:lets go get a drink!
Sephiroth: ok!

Sephiroth: I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this sword, too sexy for this game!
Cloud: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!
Barret: Looks like we lost another one.
Director: CUT! CUT! Everybody take five
Barret: Cloud you want some tea and cookie?
Cloud: Certainly, that I do.

i think i've lost my talent for creating the funny and Cloud20747 has picked it up. Excellent job!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

Thanks that was my first time.....Well second actually

what really makes it funny is picturing it. of course seeing Sephiroth do that is a little...scary to say the least.

Aeris: "DING fries are done, DING fries are done, DING fries are done..."

yuffie *while staring angrily at tifa's "assets":"maybe if i put a double d-cub bra under my pillow the boob fairy will come to me to" or "thats the last time i lend her money for an unexplained operation"

"That's the last time I lend her money for an unexplained operation." LOL!

Hojo: Let's go fishing, son!
Sephiroth: YIPPEE!

Cloud:"I wish I could wear that dress again"
Aeris:"The one you wore to sneak into Don's Mansion?"
Cloud:"Yea..."
Tifa:"Yea...my bra fits you perfect!"

Cloud: I'm glad I'm so intuned with my feelings.
Sephiroth: Yeah, me too. If I wasn't, I might end up killing people and stuff.
Vincent: Well since we're all intuned here, I must tell you guys something.
Cloud: What is it? *puffs on peace-pipe*
Vincent: I...love you!
Sephiroth: *instantly slices Vincent to pieces reducing him to a bloody mess* I ain't that intuned. *turns his blade to Cloud* You wanna say some crazy feeling shit too?!
Cloud:*puffs on peace-pipe* Hell no!! I don't even know who I am!
Sephiroth: It's good to be so... feely. *puffs on peace-pipe* Dam, he ain't even get none of the pipe.

LMFAO

All the guys are admiring Tifa and how pretty and big boobed she is.

Guys: "Wow Tifa your hot!"

Tifa: "Oh I know"

Aeris: *Whispers to Cloud* "Hey I'm pretty too right Cloud?"

Cloud: "...."

Aeris *Grabbing Cloud and spazing out with one eye twitching* "TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!!!!"

In addition to wut TrekkiesUnite118 sed, i wood like to add:

Cloud: Just because I say it doesn't mean that it's true.

Aeris: I'll smash them...

why did i do that? i jus like building on stuff

Cloud at a bar in the middle of nowhere

Cloud: Could I get some Miller Lite please?

Bartender: Sure

Cloud gets beer, drinks it

Cloud: another please

After about 25 glasses, Cloud..........

Cloud in a drunk sense: Aeris is a shmuck, I wanna marry President Shinra, someone get me some more beer

Bartender: I'll marry you, forget the President

Cloud: Hey Mr. President

Tifa: You chose him over me!!!!

Aeris: I'm not a shmuck!!!

Tifa: yes u are

Tifa and Aeris beat each other senseless

Tifa realizes something

Tifa: Wait, why are we beating each other?

Aeris: *let's go of Tifa's hair* I really don't know.

Cloud: *sneaking off with bartender*

Aeris and Tifa: We should be beating him *chase Cloud and the Bartender with broken beer bottles*

Shinra (showing Rufus Midgar through a window): Someday, son, all this will be yours!

Rufus: What, the curtains?

Shinra: Of course not the curtains! The city, the land, as far as you can see! People told me I was daft to build a city in a swamp, so I built one anyway, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I build a second one. That sank into the swamp. Then I built a third one. That one burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But then I built a fourth one, and it stands to this day. That's what you'll get, lad! The strongest city on the Planet!

Rufus: But, father, I don't want that. I'd rather...

Shinra: Rather what?

Rufus: I'd rather...SING!

hahahahahaha!!!!!! what if we put him in a scenario on american idol

Voice from some where in the airship: "AAAHHHH, IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME HELP IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!"

*Cloud and everyone run to a part of the airship to find Red XIII in his new self cleaning litterbox with his tail caught in the motors of it*

Red XIII: "HELP ME, HELP ME!!! IT'S TRYING TO, OOUUUCHH!!, EAT ME!!!!!"

Lol.

Cloud, (with aeris and tifa in backround dancing): I Like Big Butts and i Cannot Lie....

Cloud: *seeing Aeris' ghost* "why, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?!?!"

Aeris: "Um, I don't mean to sidetrack your question here, but, who are all of these nosy people, outside influences I'm seeing around you by the moon card?!"

Sephiroth (to a bunch of SOLDIER candidates): Killin' is my business, ladies, and business is GOOD!

RedXIII: Hot buttered lugnuts, there goes my good kidney, I was savng that for a special ocassion.

{Golden Saucer prison}

Dyne: My hands are to rusty to hold Marlene anymore... *Jumps off cliff*

{a few seconds later....}

Dyne: Ouchhh......

Barrett: You ok?

Dyne: Yea... Let's go play at the golden saucer.

LOL! Where did you get that quote for Red XIII from, Manikal? Or did you make it up?

aeris- "come here big boy"
cait smith- "o yer! i want ya bootie!"
cloud- "wow, my sexual fantasy is to see some girl who is unique get boned by a inflatable toy"
nanaki- "quick cloud, get it on camera, grandpa would like this"

OOOOKKAYYY. That was a LITTLE vulgar, don't you think?

Final Battle Between Cloud and Sephiroth (what really happened)

Sephiroth: *after Cloud does Omnislash* "ha ha ha is that all you got?!?!"

Cloud: "But that was supposed to kill you:

Sephiroth: "don't you get it? I CAN'T die!"

*BANG!*
*hole in Sephiroth and he is bleeding*

Aeris: *holding a pistol* "JUST" *FIRES* "FUCKING" *FIRES AGIAN* "DIE!!!!!!"

yea!!! but it would never be said, dont you agree?

...I DO agree with that. I would never be said, thank goodness.

Did you guys see some of my earlier ones (as TrekkiesUnite118) there pretty funny too.

hahahahaha, aerises sexua...................... im going to stop myself before i take it to far very wise decion i just made there

Cloud: *in a tv station* Good morning Midgard, today we are going to cook an apple pie, my asistent Barret will bring me the ingredients for this yummi yummi pie.
Barret: Should i bring you the ingredients now cloudy?
Cloud: *wearing a cheff hat* oh yes yes please barry
...

*while cloud is preparing the pie Sephiroth gets next to cloud*
Sephiroth: Oh cloudy this kake smells so good, what is it?
Cloud: *frying apples* Oh no no no no it's not a kake, it IS an apple pye.
Sephiroth: Apple pye??? ohh it's my favorite! my mommy prepaerd me delicious pyes.
Barret: *whasing the ditry dishes* Oh really?
*Aerith's voices hears and she sais*
Aerith: Cloud we have a call in the line from Cid
Cloud: Oh hello cid!
Cid: Oh hi cloud I'm so happy my call entered, I call your program every day and now... we can finally talk!
Cloud: Well what can we do for you?
Cid: Can you repeat the ingredients of the apple pye please, i was looking for a pencil and i couldnt copy.
Barret: *hugs cloud and sreams * AHHHHHH THERE'S A SPIDER!!!! KILL IT CLOUD KILL TI!!!!!! *brret runs crying*
Sephiroth: No barret, wait for me
Cloud: *starts crying* OHHHH MY PYE!!!

Cloud has just meet Aeris

Cloud: "Well I was going out with Tifa, but, your cuter I'll go out with you instead." *pulls picture of Tifa out of wallet and tears it in half*

Goes to Tifa in her bar

Tifa: *is serving people and suddenly drops everything in pain and grabs herself in the area where Cloud tore her picture in half* "*screaming in pain* AAAAHHHHH!!!!"

hmmm...that kinda sounds like voodoo...that is a bad thing, right?

Hrmm

Barret at a shooting range

Barret: *shoots wildly at everything in his path* hahahaha!!!!!!! This is a real paradise screw the promised land!!!!!!!!

Rufus: Dam straight!!!! *fires shotgun round at target*

Vincent: Indeed...

Aeris: Hey you guys, we finally found it!!!!! You gotta come see it, it's beautiful!

Barret: If there's anything more beautiful than what I'm doin right now you can shoot me in the balls.

Aeris: Oh just come on *grabs barret and throws him in her truck*

Barret: *after six hours, finally gets out of car* Are you serious, this is what you call beauty.

Cloud: Yeah *sniff* we're all moved to tears.

Sephiroth: Truly, I don't even want to kill anymore. The Promised Land...*goes off humming and dancing gayly*

Barret: Son of a bitch!!!!!! You moved me from heaven to hell! *shoots Aeris in head then goes on a rampage and murders everyone else* I'm going back to da range.

Vincent: Good to see you.

Barret: Screw you, I just came from hell and I want some alone time *sits in a corner and strokes and kisses his gun*

Rufus: Say, where'd all that blood on you come from?

Barret: *shoots Rufus in head* I said I was in hell and don't wanna talk about it!!!! *turns to Vincent* Anybody else wanna ask questions?

Vincent: *turns from Barret and continues shooting nervously*

Barret: Back in heaven...

LMFAO

i think that's the first good one i did in a while

Picnic in the park

Barret: "AHHH A BEE!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!"

Tifa pulls out an aerosal can a sprays the bee, it falls to the ground and she stomps on it.

Barret: "What was that? I've never seen anything like it!"

Tifa: "Cloud's hairspray"

Cloud: "MY HAIRSPRAY!!! I PAID $255.99 FOR THAT!!"

hahahahaha!!!! his hairspray would've probly been a better plan to kill the planet than meteor

well actually normal hairspray is a good thing for killing bees cuz it causes their wings to stick to thier bodies causing them to fall to the ground allowing you to squish them.

The party is planning a way to defeat sephiroth

Yuffie: "Hey guys wanna hear something cool!"

Cloud: "Not now Yuffie we're busy!"

Tifa: "yeah so go find some other way to entertain yourself!"

Yuffie: "How am I supposed to do that?"

Cloud: "I don't know go read the dictionary!"

Yuffie: "ok"

about 5 minutes go by

Aeris: "so Cloud, how are we gonna defeat this nemesis?"

Yuffie: "Nemesis- An enemy or foe"

Cloud: "well we could try summoning Holy like the ancient writings say"

Yuffie: "Holy- something sacred or associated with divine power, or an ancient spell used to destroy meteor, I never would have thought this would be so much fun!"

haha...hmm...maybe i should read the dictionary, also my new word of the week is...NEMESIS!!!!!!

shera: %$*#$ CAPTAIN I HATE YOUR %(@)*% GUTS. MAKE YOUR OWN GOD#($% TEA

Cid: You know, I missed most of the game. What really is the point of our mission, besides stopping Sephiroth's f*%%*#$ @$$ whom i dont even give a $&^^& about?

Tifa and Barret are getting married

Aeris: "Oh it's so wonderful they are finally getting married, and exactly one year from our wedding Cloud"

All the guys but Cloud: "*crying* now will never have a chance with her waaah!"

Priest: "does anyone have a reason why these to should not be wed?"

Cloud begins to raise hand

Aeris: "TALK AND I'LL KILL YOU!!!!"

Die, fucktard.

Prak, you missed out the character!

Cloud- To be or not to be, who the hell is Toby anyway?

Cloud: I love you!

Tifa: Is my top too tight?

Barret: I pity the fool!

Cid: I have discovered I have a fear of flying!

Prak, you missed out the character!

Actually, I said that in response to one of the first posts made by a particularly pesky spammer last night. Now I have a totally random post sitting in the middle of the thread since the post I replied to has been deleted.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Aeris: What if I shove this staff up your ass?

barret:cloud how would u like 2 hear sum of my poetry
cloud:sure but wats gotten into u and nothing 2 fruity ok ???
barret: on asummers day i was froliking in a....
Cloud:shut the fuck up i said nothing 2 fruity u gay motha
sephiroth enters
seph:sorry but i was listening from outside i didnt think it was 2 gay but my poem sounds better ahem as iwas walking talking and stalking i found a bird who heard and.....
barret:shut the fuck up that was worse than my one
Cloud:at least sephs one rymed u dumb bastard
bang bang barret shoots them both in the head
Barret:all u had 2 do was listen 2 my dam poem now look at ya

sorry its my frist one

Barret: *singing* All the birds are-HACK HACK! GAHHHH!!! WHHEEEZE!! *dies choking on a ham sandwich*

Navi: Link! Pull the Master Sword out of the pedestal so we can save Zelda! Link, are you- HEY! Where's Link?
Cloud: Dammit! I am SO dying my hair. *saves hyrule with Buster sword*

Aerith: *Talking to Cloud* So, have you ever met my twin sister Aeries? *Dominatrix version of Aerith walks into room, cacks whip*

hmmm...Aeris dominatrix you say...that's interes...*can no longer stop himself from doing internet search*

Navi: Link! Pull the Master Sword out of the pedestal so we can save Zelda! Link, are you- HEY! Where's Link?
Cloud: Dammit! I am SO dying my hair. *saves hyrule with Buster sword*
HAHAHAHAHA Very funny Master!

Aeris: Dude, Yuffie *hick* where the fuck did my fishnets and bondage pants go? *accusing stare*
Yuffie: *between sobs* I-I-I'm s-s-s-sorry! I saw that they were dirty and washed them!
Vincent & Barret: *skips through the room with flowers tucked behind their ears* Hello Aeris! Hello Yuffie, wanna make babies?


o.O sorry, nothing to do....

One thing none of them would ever say is....

(Barret)
"OH MY GOD!! THOSE SHOES LOOK SOOO GOOD ON YOU"

(Cloud)
"I know don't you just wanna buy some"

depends on the shoes....

haha

hooker pumps with lots of glitter on them

do they make those shoes in Barret's size?

interesting...

Cloud: I'm thinking of shaving my head and swimming in the Olympics in the year 30678498!!!!

Red XIII: You realize only I would live long enough to see that, don't you?

Cloud: Don't take my dreams away!!!!!!!! *runs off crying with his head half shaven*

hmmm...Aeris dominatrix you say...that's interes...*can no longer stop himself from doing internet search*

Hmm tell me if you actually find something. That would be funny.

And thank you, Cloud20747. I do my best.

sadly you could find just about anything with aeris in them...theres a website(forgot address)that has hentai pics and just weird pics, for instance...aeris cutting her wrists,its funny but sad

Aeris:Tifa you can have Cloud,i'm moving on i'm now madly in love with Red XII

Sephy:*Can't transfrom into ultimate form gives up and draws his sword to find a Flower amazed by it he looks at it and it dies.....he runs hastly to plant it*"No you can't die!!!!your my best friend don't worry your going to make it you mother and i are gonna take over the world together.

Ok how did i do i sucked didn't I?

sadly you could find just about anything with aeris in them...theres a website(forgot address)that has hentai pics and just weird pics, for instance...aeris cutting her wrists,its funny but sad

Uhh...wow. That's...ummm...wow.

Oh, check this out...
http://images.google.com/images?q=Aerith+Dominatrix&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Some actually cosplayed as an Aerith dominatrix. that's hilarious.

not so much hiliarios as sad

sorry if any of these have been done it's just i am too damn lazy to go through all the posts.


Cloud and Sephiroth: (singing)"Every rose has its thorn...."

Tiffa: "Aerith.......do you want to make out?"

Barrette: "SEPHIROTH FOR PRESIDENT"

Cid: "I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!!!"

Cloud: "Stop the violence."

Cid: "Ok, who has my GOOD stelleto heels?......aw c'mon Barrette those cost me 150 gil online at e-bay, man.....(althought he does look hot in them, maybe I should ask him to the dance......)

thats all i got 4 now

Sephiroth: Take the red pill or the yellow pill.
Hojo:*removes sunglasses and chooses the red one*
Sephiroth: *moves his hand* Too slow!!!! C'mon, bet you can't catch me!!!!!!!!!!
Hojo: I'm so happy we're finally spending time together!!!

Sephiroth: Take the red pill or the yellow pill.
Hojo:*removes sunglasses and chooses the red one*
Sephiroth: *moves his hand* Too slow!!!! C'mon, bet you can't catch me!!!!!!!!!!
Hojo: I'm so happy we're finally spending time together!!!

Hmmm... I think I'll add my own demented twist......

Sephiroth: Do you choose the red pill or blue pill?
Yuffie: Hmmm.. what does each pill do?
Sephiroth: *reads off pill-effect list* The red pill, once taken, will increase all your stats by 1000%. The blue pill...you'll wake up tied naked to a bed with some weirdo named Tingle in an S&M suit whippping you, but he'll let you go after a few hours.
Yuffie: Ouch.
Seph: Yeah.
Yuffie: Do I have to take one?
Seph: Yeah. Deathbot 3000 is waiting outside, with phasers set on "Vaporize". I tried to make him go away, but he said he wasn't leaving until I got them to bring Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel back together.
Yuffie: I'll take the red pill, then.
Seph: I really don't think you want to do that.
Yuffie: Look, I am a NINJA. Ninjas don't get tied naked to beds, okay?
Seph: Look, I really don't-
Yuffie: Red. Pill. NOW.
Speh: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you. *pulls out HUGE red pill*
Yuffie: What the hell!? I can't fit that in my mouth!
Seph:...it's a suppository.

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! oh that was excellent, one thing though, it shoulda been Mr. Slave instead of Tingle. oh and

Sephiroth:Respect my authoritie!!! *gets on big wheel and pedals away*

Cloud:Instead of saying shit, just say poo, like poo head, awe poo and this poo is cold!

Barret:Hello children.

Aeris:A rimshot is when you put your legs behind your head and let somebody lick your ass.

Tifa:*blinks and looks dumbfounded* What the hell is going on with y'all?

Clod: We're practicin' for the school play *comes from behind curtain to show his new Mr. Garrison-like figure*

Tifa:Oh no...*Twilight zone music begins to play*

Lol!@@!!!!!!@! I miss this thread! more more more ^_^

LMFAO

Vincent being my favorite character, I have a few things I know he wouldn't say.

Vincent: *Poses* Er, This cape doesn't make me look fat, does it?

Vincent: *Tugging at Cloud's hand; like a child* C'monnnn, beat Sephiroth later...Queer as folk is on!

Vincent: What're you talking about!? My hair fabulous!

Vincent: Welllll, we -could- slaughter our enemies tonight, or...watch Titanic!

And others;

Tifa: I think I need to change my wardrobe...I got seven offers for a ride just walking here!

Cloud: Well, I've decided to stop using the Buster Sword...My spikey hair can take multiple enemies!

Barret: It's hammer time!

Tifa: I think I need to change my wardrobe...I got seven offers for a ride just walking here!

ahhaha! i love this one!

Vincent: *Tugging at Cloud's hand; like a child* C'monnnn, beat Sephiroth later...Queer as folk is on!

wow, caught me off guard when i read it.very unexpected and slightly distubing. good job

Cloud: I'm sick of RPGs. I think I'll go with a different genre. Hmmm *Imagines: Leon S. Kennedy and Cloud Strife in: Resident Evil VII*

Cloud: What if I wasn't just wearin this dress?
Barret: Hell do you mean?
Cloud: I mean, what if I went all the way woman? I mean, would you...uuummm...
Barret: *walks away* What the hell is wrong with the world these days?
Sephiroth: You know, he might be a little cute if I castrated him.
Barret: *walks faster* I don't believe this shit.
Yuffie: Come on, I know you're curious.
Barret: Fine!!! If I do this, will you stop the gayness?
Yuffie: Uuummm...Yeah, sure, whatever. Cloud!!!!!! You owe me, I told you he had a little gay in him.
Barret: The hell I do!!!
Hojo: Would you like to?
Barret: *looks puzzled and scared*

sephiroth:hey um cloud what do you think about my hair?
cloud:its alrite why?
sephiroth:because on queer eye for the straight guy said platinum was so last season

heres another one

cloud:hey sephiroth how do you like the final fantasy game doesnt squall just remind you of vincent
sephiroth:yeah the whole lone wolf thing
barret and aeris enter the room
barret:hey turn ff-8 off i just rented out kingdom hearts
they all play kingdom hearts and after they get up to the hades cup......
Barret:why the fuck are you three int his game and im not at least tifa isnt in it
sephiroth:its because i make an awesome side boss hahahahahahaha

Barret: Hey Cloud would you like to go pick some flowers in the fields?
Cloud: ahhhh....no.
Barret: Ah, come on, you know I have trouble with my gun arm and all picking them.
Cloud: (Grins) You are going to have trouble with both of them soon.

that would really suck. i used to think a gun arm would be a good thing but now I see one of the downsides...i gotta go do something *goes to cancel appointment with gun-grafting doctor*

LoL, a gun arm would be sweet. But it has its downsides as you can see.
Shit I cant J*** off!!!

wow, that was wierd...i'm going to pretend i didn't see that last sentence and go on...

LoL just a joke

Red XIII: Tifa, don't you find something sexy about a man who's the last of his kind?

Cloud: "The big sword I carry around all day compensates for something"

Cid: Hello.
Aerith: Hello.
Cid: Hope i'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but i felt compelled to tell you something. You have... an absolutely breathtaking... heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.
Aerith: ...i think you've seen that movie too many times. i don't want to sick red on you again.

...oh yeah. i'm new. my first post. :D

ragnarok nine_

Aeris: "FUCK!"

Too bad if it has been said.

Cid: Hello.
Aerith: Hello.
Cid: Hope i'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but i felt compelled to tell you something. You have... an absolutely breathtaking... heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.
Aerith: ...i think you've seen that movie too many times. i don't want to sick red on you again.

...oh yeah. i'm new. my first post. :D

ragnarok nine_
Cid sounds so nervous, lol.

at least it wasn't stale like some others who keep repeating things...you know who you are.

Cloud: duck...
Aerith: ...
Cloud: duck...
Barett: ...
Cloud: duck...
Tifa: ...
Cloud: duck...
Cid: ...
Cloud: duck...
Yuffie: ...
Cloud: duck...
Vincent: ...
Cloud: duck...
Cait Sith: ...
Cloud: duck...
Red XIII: ...
Cloud: duck...
Aerith: ...
Cloud: duck...
Barett: ...
Cloud: duck...
Tifa: ...
Cloud: GOOSE!!!
Cid: SHIT! THIS IS FUN!!!


ragnarok nine_

haha, i actually thought that game would continue forever

Tifa: I swear Cloud, its my first time too, dont be nervous.

Sephiroth: Mother...They're...*walks off* Screw this.

Director: What are you doing?!

Sephiroth: I seriously can't look at that thing and say mother anymore. Either you get something less gruesome, or I quit.
Director: Hmmm...

Lloyd(gayly): Legend of Dragoon is below me now!! Mother... They're stealing the planet from you Mother!!!!

Sephiroth: *holds out cup* Change. Change for the formerly great Supervillain you love to hate.

Cloud: WHERE THE F#%* ARE MY PANTS!?

*lol, my first time posting....i hope it's funny*

Sephiroth: You think my sword is long? You haven't seen what's in my pants.

Cloud: "The big sword I carry around all day compensates for something"

:laugh: :laugh: best one ive heard yet!

Cloud: Does it hurt?

Tifa: Does what hurt?

Cloud: When your boobs bounce like that, does it hurt?
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Cloud: This doesn't feel like warm apple pie!

(if you've never seen american pie, you wouldn't get this)

Aeris: "I'm a lesbian".

aeris: im satanic