And as soon as this thread was made, the faggots and fanboys decended apon it.

*Trunks from DBZ meets the FF7 gang*
Cloud:Lolz my sword is bigger than yours!
Trunks:Well atleast mine is lighter.See let me show you
*slices cloud's dick in half*
Cloud:ZOMG TIFA HELP ME!GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!QUICK!
Tifa:Huh?I'm tired of giving you blowjobs Cloud.I like this guy better.He's got mo muscle than you.Plus his dick is WAY bigger than yours.
Trunks:Shut up bitch.Keep sucking
Tifa:Yes my master.
Sepheroith:Errrr who's this n00b with that little sword?Lolz im gonna pwn this n00b
Trunks:Shut up n00b*Slices Sepherioth in half*
Aeris and Tifa:He's our hero!

Referring to sex does not automatically make your dialogue funny. Example:

Cloud: Sephiroth, I want my hometown back!
Sephiroth: Insolent fool..
Cloud: SEX!!!!!
Sephiroth: Lolz

Tifa right before they're going to fight weapon on the beach before midgar
"Holy shit! you guys are seriously not expecting me to be able to kick that thing in the cross are you?"
cloud "there goes that plan."

Referring to sex does not automatically make your dialogue funny. Example:

Cloud: Sephiroth, I want my hometown back!
Sephiroth: Insolent fool..
Cloud: SEX!!!!!
Sephiroth: Lolz
Lol.

Aeris: Cloud? I have something to tell you.
Cloud: What is it?
Aeris: It's just that: I have to leave you. For Sephiroth.
Cloud: But why?
Aeris: I walked in on you and Barret and you were discussing Tifa!
Cloud: What-- no we didn't!
Aeris: Stop it! *does a slap*
Cloud: Ow!
Aeris walks away
Cloud: Geez, now I only have Barret to play with...

Cloud:Sephiroth is my bestest freind in the whole wide world!

Cid:I gave up swearing for good yestarday.

Aeris:CLOUD SHUT THE %$%^ UP AND MAKE US SOME ^%$&$£" TEA

Tifa:Pretty flowers!!

Yuffie:Cloud you dropped your summon!

Shera:Vincent,i am your father.

Vincent:This gun is so stupid im gonna throw it away.

Chocobo:Kupa kupa!!

Moogle:Wark!!

More cloud:IM RED FREACKIN HOT!

Tifa : cloud why dont you just have Aeris AND me, i dont mind

Hmm some of these are pretty bad. Although I doubt I could do much better, so I'll just sit here and mock this silently from here on out.

lol this is one awesome thread. X3

Cloud: Hey look what i brought...
Tifa: *gasp* WHAT!?!
Cloud: LIMITED EDITION RAINBOW PONY!!!!
Tifa: D:
Seph: O.O Want to trade ponies?
Cloud: What ya got?
Seph: This one...
Cloud: Got.
Seph: this one...
Cloud: Got.
Seph: This amazingly glittery *squeals* AH GLITTERY!
Cloud: Got.
Seph: and the same one as you.
Cloud: Whatever. My Ponies are SO BETTER THAN YOURS!
Seph: ARE NOT!
Cloud: ARE TOO!
Cid: Can I play ponies too? ^^

Sorry, bit of a bad attempt... Oo'

Cloud: What the fuck is this white hand over my shoulder.

Cloud : ahh quick use a Phoenix Down on saddam...to late

Cid: Shera, how was your day?
Shera: Get me some $%^&*!@ tea!

Cloud: There ain't no gettin' offa this train we're on!
Cid: Cloud, I don't know if you noticed... but we're on an Airship.

lol I'm completely rubbish at this but you guys rock.

as Cloud slips on the dress and with question, hesitant on coming out of the dressing room.. looks Aeris in the eyes and says.." Does this dress make me look FAT?" (I swear cloud is gay..)

barret: why hello my good man, would you join me for a cup of green tea in the garden?

Cloud: " ..the.. "

Tifa: " ..the.."

Aeris: " ..the.."

Barret: Fuck me harder Marlene!

Oh god.

Barret, Tifa, and Cloud enter a random battle:

Tifa: charges the group of mobs giving the party a preemptive strike.
Cloud: "I can't do it!(begins to cry) I can't stoop so low as to kill these poor little inisent creature. Arn't we supose to be saving the planet?(sniffle)"
Barret: "What the #$*^ are you talking about cloud. Saving the plant, that was a joke, I'm in this business for the gil. #$*^ the planet!"
Tifa: " Cloud I can't believe what a total panty waste you are. No wonder Ares let sepheroth kill her, she couldn't stand another minute of your bitching.(preforms a final heaven limit attack aimed right at cloud's balls and walks off.)

Barret: ...............

(while Cloud is hunched over in pain holding his balls barret comes up from behind and steal all the gil in clouds wallet. Barret then divides the gill into two piles.)

Barret: "This is to put Marlene through school, and this is for cheap hookers down at Don Corneo's place." (Chuckles and walks off in tifa's direction)

Cloud:..................(thinks to himself......Holy shit this hurts, I need someone to cast cura at a time like this.)

(the mob of monster look at cloud hunched over laying on the ground)

Mob: "hey look everyone its a free lunch."
Random creature in the mob: "oh oh ........I call the legs"

Cloud: Fuck me harder Barret!! *moans*

Barret to Cloud: Ya know what would be real fun?
Cloud: What?
Barret: If you took off your pants

yeah, saw this thread while I was looking for a way to skip fmv sequences in the pc version of ff7. You guys are hilarious.

Aeris: Fuck you

Tifa: Dude, boxing is soooo fake

(After Dyne kills self)
Barret: NOOOOO!!!! (echo)nooo.... Hmm? COOL!!! cool... Hey Cloud you wanna try it?
Cloud: That's messed up

(After beating Yuffie)
Cloud: So what's your name?
Yuffie: Its... (menu)
*close
Yuffie: Aww man, I forgot to leave...

(While neibleheim was being burned)
Seph: Oww, wtf? Why is everything on fire?

Cait: "..."

Cid: Hey Cloud could I bum a few gil off you?
Cloud: Why?
Cid: Cause I quit smoking and took up crack

(Cloud waking up in a hotel)
Red: hey sexy...
Cloud: Hey baby...
both: mmm....

Elena: hey, tseng... I kinda like you but... oh shit, how do I say this...
Tseng: What? You love me? You wanna get pounded behind the helicopter?
Elena: Nope, I have a penis.
Tseng: Even better

Tifa: I'm getting breast reduction surgery.
Aeris: You know I will miss those sexy melons of yours.
Tifa: WHAT?!?
Cloud: Hey, do you think I could get a breast implant surgery while we are just throwing stuff in the air?
Barret: yeah... mmm... *thinks about cloud with boobs.

Barret: I wanna save the planet.
Cloud: Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face whenever you say that?
Barret: How can you keep a straight face when you are gay?
Tifa: BURN!!!
Cait:... hey tifa, you wanna do it with a stuffed animal?
Aeris: if she ain't up for it, I am

wow... that is alot of them... hope they are funny

Tifa: I think that we should stop fighting over Cloud. He probably is gay anyway
Aeris: Yeah... actually he is bi.
Tifa: How do you know that?
Aeris: Hmm? I didn't say anything.

Last and best one

Cloud: I am totally not gay.

Barret: To me it looks like a golden shiny wire of hope!
Cloud: That was the best acronym ever.

Take 1:

Zack and Sephiroth are sat at a Bar with a Lieutenant
The Lieutenant has just put forward a challenge

Zack: Ok. You're on -- 30 Gwil says...Gwil?!
Seph: Whoa! Ya Swewy Wabbit!

Take 2:

Lieutenant is leaving

Lt: i'm going to have a great dinner on you're 30 Gil Zack
Zack: Dream on!
Seph: GO ON! HIT THE ROAD! GET F**KED. [To Zack] Dick!

-----
Aeris has gotten drunk and started a bar-room Brawl.
Cloud gets involved trying to help. He and Aeris back in to each other and whirl round expecting to see an attacker.

Aeris: [Seeing who it is keeps her fists up] Oh, You want some too?

Cloud: "Alright, everyone, let's mosey."

... oh wait..

Vincent: "god... i'm soo EMO! where's a razorblade when you need one..."

Barret: Hey Vincent, *Cocks his gun arm* Wanna go on a killing spree?

Aeris: Hey Yuffie, wanna go on a looting spree?
Yuffie: No, stealing is bad and I'm an honorable ninja.

Sephiroth: So Cloud wanna go out for coffee sometime?
Cloud: Sure, sounds nice. So about 3 o' clock then?

Aeris: Vincent, wanna trade weapons?
Vincent: =D YES!!!

Cid: *Smoking a cigarette* Man, I really wanna quite smoking, but I just don't know how.
Cloud: Well I know how.
Cid: Really?... Wait, you don't smoke...
Cloud: I did when I worked for Shinra. But they made me take this pill to make me stop. Although, now a have a terrible mako addiction. Hey Barret, got any mako on you?
Barret: Yeah. *Hands cloud a vile full of mako* Fresh from the reactor.

Chocobo Sage: F@#$ CHOCOBOS!!! I'M TIRED OF LIVIN' ON THIS DAMN MOUNTAIN!!!

(Got this idea from pokemon)

*During the Safer Sephiroth Battle; Cloud and Sephiroth are th only two left, and Cloud has low HP*

Sephiroth: *Begins to cast Super Nova* Heheheh...
Cloud: WAIT!!! Sephiroth before you attack tell me... why... why did you do all this?
Sephiroth: Well I guess it can't hurt. It all began when you were a Shinra Guard...
*Flashback*
*Sephiroth: It was lunch time in the Shinra building. You were sitting next to me.*
Sephiroth: *Sephiroth has eaten all of his lunch except for a single cookie* Yay, the last cookie is always the best! *He begins to reach for his cookie*
Cloud: Hey, you gonna eat that? *Takes Sephiroths cookie and eats it*
Sephiroth: D=...
*The bell rings*
Cloud: Well see you later. *Gets up and walks away*
Sephiroth: >=( *It shows a close up of Sephiroth, the background is fire and darkness, and One Winged Angel begins to play*
*End flashback*
Cloud: All this over a damn cookie?... A F@#$INK COOKIE!!!

Cloud: (gets down on one knee) Sephiroth, will...will you marry me?

Sephiroth: Oh, Cloud! I thought you'd never ask!

Cloud : "why don't we make a thread stating all the things that we'd never say, that will strangely only consist of REALLY REALLY REALLY bad sex/gay jokes.

Sephiroth: "Cloud might have fooled me, but he didn't fool my mother."

(proceeds to fetch his Jenova outfit, and grab a frying pan to whack Cloud over the head with)

*chuckles*

*Barret and Cid stuck inside a room trying to look for ways to relieve boredom*

Barret "Hey! I know, let's play pin the tail to the donkey."
Cid "We havn't got a donkey."
Barret "Okay, pin the tail to the chicken"
Cid "We havn't got a tail."
Barret "Err, pin the sausage on the chicken."
Cid "Or a chicken."
Barret "Pin the sausage to the fridge!"
Cid "We havn't got a pin."
Barret "Tape the sausage to the fridge!"
Cid "Look! WE HAVN'T GOT A SAUSAGE!"
Barret "Put some tape on the fridge."
Cid "Not much of a game, is it?"

red XIII - DUDE, COME QUICK THIS GUY IS GOING TO CORNHOLE THIS DONKEY!!! WITH HIS WEINER!!!

Rufus ~ I love my daddy! I don't know what I'd do without him!

Reno ~ I hate the word "yo".

Sephiroth imitating John Lennon's "Imagine" *ROFLS at the thought*.

Aeris robbing a bank saying "GIMME YOUR MONEY OR DIE, BITCH!"

RedXIII ~ We gotta get those Mako reactors pumping again! Let's kill Buganhagen too! That stupid floating faggot.

Aeris ~ Fuck the world!

Barret: "Why, hello, sir. Would you care for some tea & scones? And please, could you not talk like that? Young children can be so impressionable."

Aeris: "I'm dead. Lol."

Cloud says or does something that once again reminds Aeris of Zack. She stares at him...

Cloud: What? It's not as though I am expressing the personality of my dead friend (who happens to be your ex) while suppressing my own (originally) much more lame self...wait, WTF did all that just come from?

Now everyone else is staring. But they still haven't figured it out...

Cloud: What? What?

At this point the screen dims and some more of those disembodied words appear (i.e. Cloud's inner self is talking...):
<sighs> What will it take to get through to these idiots...?

Image of Cid chasing Shera out the house with a broom.

lulz.


*&"%(&$^&*"^�)^ YOU SHERA.

Cid wouldn't say that.

Yuffie:*Flashes Tifa a quick glimpse, her eyes adverted quickly back down upon herself. She then gave a quick glance to Aerith, a deep sigh escaped her lips as she lowered her head somberly* Why do I have to be the ugly one?

Vincent: Does this scarf make me look gay?

Tifa: Does this shirt make my tits look big? *Squeezes them together*

Cloud: Looking back on my days as a SOLDIER, my admiration grew for Sephiroth when I fought alongside him.
Tifa: Cloud, why are you blushing?
Cloud:...

Don Corneo: What kind of pervert gets his kicks out off dressing up like a chick? At the same time...I've never felt this way from regular chicks before. I think you've made them hard.

Barret: Yo,yo,yo. Yufie, do you gotta be all stereotyping yaself, I mean peeps in Wutai ain't all ninja's, right?

Tifa: I'm glad that bitch died.

Yuffie: I'm gonna be Hokage, BELIEVE IT!

Rapps: "That %&@#$^* Corneo still owes me 558 gil for trying to take out those AVALANCHERS at Da-chao!! Boy, did I get ripped off!!"

Reno: Anyone know how to work this bomb?
Cloud: Ammature
Reno: Well you do it then
Cloud: OK I will
(Cloud Sets the bomb)
Tifa: What have you done Cloud.
Cloud: Oh crap. I'm supposed to be saving the piller wasn't I
Barret: I knew I should have shot him at the reactor

Tifa: This isn't my bedroom
Don: Who the hell are you?
(Tifa finds the pully for the trap door)
Tifa: Hey look a bell pull
Don: Don't touch that
Tifa: Why?
(Don falls down the trap door)
Tifa: Oh that's why

-Cloud and Barret sitting at the Avalanche Bar drinking...with Marlene as bartender.-

Barret: Marlene...can you get my sock'em boppers from downstairs. Thanks.

Cloud: Sock'em Boppers?! Barret...those were my favorite when I was little. I used to punch old people with them. Lolz

Barret: #*&0)@&! Really? I woulda never guessed.

Cloud: Man...so...you wanna?

-Barret and Cloud look at each other as the lift from the downstairs rises up with Marlene bringing the Sock'em Boppers with her.-

Marlene: Here dadoo.

-Barret and Cloud quickly take one each of the sock'em boppers and smile at each other.-

-STUFF HAPPENS-

Barret: I love you, fool.

Cloud: Let's be bromantic forever.

Marlene: @_______x

Cloud stares at Tifa:Tifa, I think you should Know Im gay.
Tifa: *eyes go wide* who was youre first gay love?
Cloud: it was zack.
Tifa: Dude WTF* smacks Cloud*
*Cloud gets up and his voice gos high* Bitch im so killing you*swings sword at Tifa, Tifa dodges it* Tifa: OMG you fight like a girl, oh wait you are one*Tifa walks of* Cloud what was that all about? almost every FF male is gay*whips pic of Sephiroth out of pocket* oh Sephiroth you a so sexy
Next day Cloud jumps off a bridge, remambering he killed him
sorry if its crap but i SUCK at making up funny stuff :-D

Cloud stares at Jenova: Ohh I'm so hard. mmm *moans*

Tifa: *stares at her breasts* may be I should get plastic surgery done on them... again *sighs*

Aeris: *Looks at Tifa* Stupid @$$ $&%! tryin to steal my Cloud... Wait I'm dead never mind.

Cloud: I am straight.

Barret: I will give up swearing forever
Cloud: really, starting from now?
Barret: FUCK YEAH!

Sephiroth: I WANT MY MOMMY

-Cloud and Barret laying next to each other in bed. Both have no shirts on and the covers are pulled up waist high. Both stair blankly at the ceiling. -

Barret: "Things arn't going to get weird at the office tomorrow are they?"
Cloud: "..............."

Cloud and Cid are at an AA meeting

Cid: (stands) "My name is Cid Highwind. And I am an alcoholic."
Sephiroth clones in black capes: "Hellooo.....C-Cid..."
Cloud: (stands) "My name is Cloud Strife. And I am a Homosexual."
Cid: "Wrong building, Cloud."

LMAO!

Vincent: (quietly singing to himself) Tell me why-ee/ain't nothin' but a heart-ache...

Cloud and Aeris at a Honey Bee Inn

Aeris: Where is teh penis?
Cloud: DAMN YOU JENOVA PROJECT!
Kool-Aid Man : OH YEA!
Barret: There be's my Kool-Aid! *Ratatatatatatata*
Kool-Aid Man: Oh no! @___x
Aeris: ...
Cloud: So yea, I'm really a girl.

Sephiroth and cloud:We are family

Cloud: im gay

Barret: im white muthafucka

Aeris: il have a stella

Tifa: im bangin barret

Cid: im a fuckin pot head

Caitsith: i got laid last night

Vincent: i am your father

Red XIII: im a dog

Sephiroth: im normal

lucrecia: CUNT!!

Sephiroth: Im completely capable of destroying the world with out my mommy!...right mommy?

Happend inside the Nibelheim Reaktor

Sephiroth: Finally I found you! ;_; *sob*
Jenova : Se..phi..roth.. *ktschiii* im your father!
Sephiroth: I know mom it's .... WTF!? waitadamnsecond!!
Jenova : *turns around* you knew *ktschiii* I had a sex change ... right?
Cloud : (watched from behind) o_� ?
Sephiroth: Dude..... fuck off... NOW!! (>_<)
Clou : lol futanari Jenova! :D
Sephiroth: THATS IT. Im SO gonna destroy this lousy planet....

Sephiroth: All you do is research and play around with that stupid materia all day, dad! I burn down Nibelheim and not one hug or pat on the back! Why doesn't anyone care about my feelings?!

Yuffie: I'm not an annoying bastard.

Cloud: I've always had such a small penis, which brings us to the reason I carry this sword around......

President Shinra: You know, manipulation, money, power, and wealth is a empty spiritual pursuit...I think I'll a follow a path of spiritual and philosophical enlightment.

Cid: I think I'll remove this cigarette from my mouth before this tumor eats away at my gums.

Aeris: You know, following a path of spirtual and philosophical enlightment is pointless. Manipulation, money, power, and wealth is the road towards true happiness.

Cid Highwind: "Kill Whitey!"

Barret: chinga tu madre

Cloud: "I'm in love with Cait Sith!!!" :P

vincent: ill join you after ive had a wank, its been 5 fucking years...
...
... shit im covered in it

wedge - Im a fat bastard.

Red XIII: Ya want me t� use dis gun on ya? Eh? Do ya? Then stop that friggin' starin' at me anus bloo'dy wankah!

Cloud:!@$%* Soldier!!@$%* the Shin-ra!@$%*saving the planet!@$%* Sefiroth & everything else. I'm going to Vegas!

Barret:Nobody likes me...Where are all the girls when you need them, runnin' for Cloud and that kind of guys...I'm so lonely...
*Looks around for a while*
Oh Cait Sith, come here please...
*dark & strange noises*

Cid - sHiT!!!, Crap!!!

Sephiroth: Barret, take me.

President Shinra: "Hey! You! My special-class toilet is blocked solid! I need it fixed right away! Ouch!"

Technician: "I'm not special-class technician, plus I am quiting. I'm sick and tired of your shit! Mayor Domino wouldn't treat us workers this way!"

President Shinra: "Ohhhhh fuck!" *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrph... bang*

cid - hiy pal! got ony buckie?
sephiroth - haw mun, get tae fuck afore ah knife ee pal!
cloud - shut it the pair o ees! im tryin tae shag this fit bird over here! ya couple o fannies!

cid: of course my handrolled cigs are legal

Cid: Hell, someone took my cigarettes!
Cloud: Not me.
Tifa: Not me.
Barret: Not me.
Cait Sith: I'm a cat. I can't smoke.
Cid: What about your stuffed moogle?
Cait Sith: He's a toy. He can't smoke!
Cid: Okay, okay! Now who has my cigars?
Vincent: Not me.
Yuffie: Not me.
Nanaki: Not me.
Cid: That leaves one pers-----Hey! That smells like cigars smoking!
Cloud: It's coming from Aerith's room!
*Everyone goes up to Aerith's room*
Tifa: OMIGOSH I CAN'T WATCH!
*Aerith looks at everyone startled*
Cid: Hey you smoke my cigars! That ain't good for ya! You're supposed to wait until Sephiroth kills you at the City!
Aerith: Damn...I should've done this way back when selling flowers.
Cid: Now gimme 'em!
Aerith: No!
Cid: ARGH! *grabs cigars but Aerith fights back*
Aerith: @#&$%!
Tifa: Ummmm...I'll go pack up for Kalm.
Cloud: Me too.
Vincent: Yeah.
Barret: Eh...
*Everyone leaves*

*Late at night sleeping in the same room as Tifa*
Cloud: Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you....
Tifa: Ummm... What?
Cloud: My heart will go on....
Tifa: Were you smoking marijuana again...?
*Cloud leaves the room, Tifa follows. Then Cloud enters Vince`s room*
Cloud: You sexy thing, I love you.
Vince: Awww, how... W-wait? ARE YOU A GAY?!
TIfa: No he was smoking marijuana again...
*Barret enters in women`s clothes*
Barret: Hey Bitches!
Chorus [without Barret]: Oh no!!
*At last Sephiroth enters*
Sephy: Cloud you noughty thing, spenk me harder!
*Cloud tries to get away, but unfortunately marijuana does what it does...*

Nanaki: Woof...
Tifa: I thought your species don't woof.
Nanaki: Then why do I woof when I'm fucking you?

Aeris "Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair"

Yuffie: I wonder if I ever married Vincent....we would have quiet and annoying babies. And we would have...----
Vincent:Don't think about it.

Vincent to Yuffie: "wheres my money, underage whore?"

Vincent to Yuffie: "wheres my money, underage whore?"

^^^ LOL

Sephiroth: "Killing people is wrong. I'm going to throw away this sword and start a suicide hotline!"
Tifa: "My boobs are way too big!"
Yuffie: "It's bad to steal, so I'm gonna start giving for a change!"
Cloud: "I care about the planet and everyone/everything on it! :)"
Aeris: "Screw the planet! screw Sephiroth! I'm joining Shin-Ra, that's where the money is!"
Cid: "I'm going to go 30 days without a cigarette!"
Cait Sith: "I'm going to get a REAL job and stop screwing people at Gold Saucer out of their GP!"
Vincent: "I'm tired of sleeping in a casket and being depressed all the time. I'm going to write a self-help book!"
Red-XIII: "I love eating people, especially little kids! Yum!"

Aeris: (Dresses in black biker leather (Yow! hot image) and carries a Shotgun) You're terminated Mother F/*@+r.

Sephiroth: I summon meteor Pizza delivery service

Cloud: Waark. Kweh. Wark

Cid: I have a terrible fear of heights

Vincent: --> gives a rendition of the entire Starlight Express.

Aeris: (Dresses in black biker leather (Yow! hot image) and carries a Shotgun) You're terminated Mother F/*@+r.

Oh brother.

Cid - oooh i finished ma fag atlast, wondered when this was gonna end

Golden Axe soldier (In FF7): "Ohhhhh myyyyy goooooooooooddddddd!"

No offense guys, but you're writing some seriously unfunny stuff. Things they would never say is only funny if it is completely incoherent and silly, and characters have no explicable motivations for their actions. Example:

Cloud: Hey, wait a *interrupted by loud fart*
Vincent: Yarrr, I be a lame character says me.
Aeris: Vincent, why are you using cheap self-degrading humor, and why are you using it with a pirate accent?
Vincent: Quiet there, wench, or I'll keelhaul yeh!
Aeris: But I'm already dead!
Cloud: So was your mom, but that didn't stop me from *interrupted by another loud fart*

Cloud: Hey Tifa...
Tifa: Yes?
Cloud: Nice tits.

Cloud: hey guys ive fallen and i cant get it up

Cloud: hey guys ive fallen and i cant get it up

This is an improvement, definitely. Silly pop culture references are a good way to go.

Sephiroth: If you have diabeetis, and you're on medicare, the cost of your testing supplies may be covered.

i am either imature or just have a shit sense of humour or something but i actually found that funny and owning at the same time!

*Cloud glances into the blue at his HP, and sees it's only 10*

Cloud: SHIT!
Monster: Heheheheahahahaha!!

*CRUNCH!*

Game Over.

I am new so don't blame me if this is stupid.

Reno and Rude are walking through the Wall Market.

Reno: Did you that fine looking brunette?, yo.
Rude: Reno, didn't you think there was something weird about that... girl.
Reno: Yeah! She had some fine curves!
Rude: She had a mustache and a very deep masculine voice.
Reno: So it's not her fault that she had a sore throat and forgot to wax abover her lips, yo.
Rude: *facepalm*
Reno: *sees a blond wearing purple* Ooooh! Now that's hot blond walking by!
Rude: Reno, Wait! *too late Reno runs over to the blond*
Reno: Hey baby! How about you and me get a drink and do something else if you know what I mean, yo *wink with a grin*
Blond: *refuses to look at Reno and starts to shudder* UUhhh...
Reno: There is no need to be shy around a dashing man like myself.
Rude: *runs over to Reno* Reno, you're completely stupid! Don't you know who that is!
Reno: Yeah! One hot looking chick! *elbowing Rude lightly in the side*
Aeris: Cloud! There you are! You shouldn't go wandering off by yourself! *takes Cloud's hand and leads him away*
Reno: O_O
Rude: *sighs*
Reno: O-ok... I made a mistake all right! Geez...
Rude: You said that last time at the last office costume party when you were flirting with that masked dancer wearing a dress! It turned out to be Palmer!
Reno: That turned out to be Palmer! I gave him my number to call me anytime. So that's why I keep getting those nasty cat calls from him.
Rude: What?! Which mistake are you talking about? *tips down his sunglasses to reveal wide eyes*
Reno: When I flirted with that red head wearing the pink skirt near the push bowl when it turned out to be Heidigger! How did you know most of those girls turned out to be guys?!
Rude: With the unknown amount of crossdressers you have flirted with, you get a sixth sense about these things.
Reno: And you didn't even warn me that time, yo?!
Rude: Y-You were-
Reno: Never mind! I'll let you know I don't swing that way! *walks off*
Rude: That makes me wonder... *follows Reno*

Not as inane as some of the one's I've seen. You have potential. (Yes, I am the official critic of this thread).

*Cloud and Aeris have just escaped to the roof of the church.*

Aeris: Come on, let's go!
Cloud: Hey, wait a minute, this gives me an idea...
Aeris: What are you talking a...bout......
*Cloud rotates 360 degrees and magically changes into a black suit and grows long, dark hair and facial hair*
Cloud: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson Arizona
For some California grass
Get Back...
Aeris: Oh God, I offered a date for a guy who has Paul McCartney syndrome.

...?

Palmer: Rate hike! Rate hike! Tra la la! And please don't forget to include our space program.
Heidegger: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Tifa: Cloud, you must be strong!
Cloud: Tits or GTFO.

Sephiroth: Yeah, my hair is so soft and silky now. I can't believe how much I spent, but it was worth it. He's totally my guy now, I'll give you the number for the salon and his personal extension.
Cloud: No, that's okay, I just use glue.
Sephiroth: Like, OMG.
Cloud: Yeah, uh... *omnislash*

Cloud: "Guys, I'm going to the store to grab some milk. I'll back in a bit!"

*Cloud proceeds to walk a few blocks from the 7th Heaven Bar when all of a sudden...**WHOOSH!!**

Cloud: "What the fuck just happened?"

*Standing before him is a Shin-ra Soldier*

Cloud: "Who the hell are you?"

*The soldier attacks with his gun and Cloud loses 54 HP*

Cloud: "OW!! What the hell is wrong with you? Why is the number 54 above my head? What's going on!?"

Bugenhagen: The pipe, the pipe, let's pass the pipe...
Or should his name be Boginhagen?

Mog (in the arcade game): Damn, you better give me enough of those Kupo nuts, cuz I gotta bust a nut all up inside that fine Mogina.

No, no, it's like this:

Cloud: "Guys, I'm going to the store to grab some milk. I'll back in a bit!"
Tifa: "I have some milk for you, Cloud."
*Tifa pulls her shirt off, revealing her big jugs*
Cloud: "Whoah."
Tifa: "Baby want some milk?
Cloud: "Goo goo gah gah..."

Jeremy, you fucking perv.

lol.

I�m going to keep doing ones with Reno and Rude along with some other characters making appearances in each one. They are in character kind of and they are in very stupid, but funny situations. I gave each one a name and I don't want anybody saying its stupid, but if you do then keep your comment to yourself.

Here is another one taking the piss out of Crisis Core so Zack and Cloud fanboys don't send me any hate mail, you have been warned.



Zack is Dead?


*Zack lies dead amongst the bodies of Shinra grunts as a Shinra helicopter begins to land*

Reno: Whoa� *sees the sight after getting out of the landed helicopter*

Rude: � *remains silent for the dead or he is just silent*

Reno: Wow! You must have gone down with a fight, Zack! *staring down at the body of Zack Fair almost mournfully*

Rude: *notices a blond blur moving slowly with something shining in the distance* What is that? *pointing towards the blur*

Reno: Yeah what is that?, yo *noticing the blond blur*

Rude: Is that Cloud? *seeing the blond spikes*

Reno: It is. Why the hell is he ploughing the ground? Hey! You can�t grow anything in this wasteland, yo! *shouts at Cloud dragging the Buster Sword*

Cloud: I-I�m Cloud. SOLDIER. First Class. *mutters while dragging the Buster Sword*

Rude: I think he�s gone delusional.

Reno: Wow... He must have either been dropped on his head or that Mako seriously made him whacked out.

Rude: Reno� *notices Zack opening his eyes, smiling and moves his hand up towards the sky*

Reno: What the hell is going on? *staring at Zack with wide eyes* You�re supposed to be dead, yo!

*Zack drops dead again with his eyes closed and the hand dropping onto his stomach*

Rude: What just happened? *taking off his sunglasses and rubbing his eyes*

Reno: I don�t know� All I know is never mix two or more different drinks again, yo�

cloud: "i am poo-poo head"
tifa: "lol"
barret: "homie i dig"
zelda: "man wtf"

Cloud: Hey Tifa, get on your hands and knees baby.
*Tifa gets on her hands and knees and starts moaning as Cloud's fuckstick plows into her vagina*

at the reunion

Sephiroth: I'm Sephiroth
Clone #4: No I'm Sephiroth.
Clone #6: No I'm Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Shut up neither of you are Sephiroth.
Hojo: Actually none of you are Sephiroth, you're all clones.
Clone #9: OSNAP!
Clone #13: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus.
Jenova: Goo goo g'joob.

Barret: Do I smell fried chicken and cornbread?

Sephiroth: Man it's impossible to cut a line of cocaine with this huge sword.

Aeris: This guy are sick.
Cloud: No, just hung over. I saw him at the 7th Heaven bar last night.

Malboro: Hi, you may recognize me from such tentacle rape hentai movies as Alien from the Darkness and Sexy Sailor Soldiers.

Aeris: Ima moogle for halloween yay!
Sephiroth:...
Aeris: OOOO I LOVE YOUR CAIT SITH HAT SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: Thanks
Cloud: Do you like my chocobo hat?
Aeris: What chocobo hat?

Cloud: OMFG I JUST DISCOVERED A SECRET FROM BARRET
Aeris, Tifa, Cid, and the others: OMFG TELL ME
Cloud: He's the mother of Mr. T

Barret: "I am Barret."

I am new so don't blame me if this is stupid.

Reno and Rude are walking through the Wall Market.

Reno: Did you that fine looking brunette?, yo.
Rude: Reno, didn't you think there was something weird about that... girl.
Reno: Yeah! She had some fine curves!
Rude: She had a mustache and a very deep masculine voice.
Reno: So it's not her fault that she had a sore throat and forgot to wax abover her lips, yo.
Rude: *facepalm*
Reno: *sees a blond wearing purple* Ooooh! Now that's hot blond walking by!
Rude: Reno, Wait! *too late Reno runs over to the blond*
Reno: Hey baby! How about you and me get a drink and do something else if you know what I mean, yo *wink with a grin*
Blond: *refuses to look at Reno and starts to shudder* UUhhh...
Reno: There is no need to be shy around a dashing man like myself.
Rude: *runs over to Reno* Reno, you're completely stupid! Don't you know who that is!
Reno: Yeah! One hot looking chick! *elbowing Rude lightly in the side*
Aeris: Cloud! There you are! You shouldn't go wandering off by yourself! *takes Cloud's hand and leads him away*
Reno: O_O
Rude: *sighs*
Reno: O-ok... I made a mistake all right! Geez...
Rude: You said that last time at the last office costume party when you were flirting with that masked dancer wearing a dress! It turned out to be Palmer!
Reno: That turned out to be Palmer! I gave him my number to call me anytime. So that's why I keep getting those nasty cat calls from him.
Rude: What?! Which mistake are you talking about? *tips down his sunglasses to reveal wide eyes*
Reno: When I flirted with that red head wearing the pink skirt near the push bowl when it turned out to be Heidigger! How did you know most of those girls turned out to be guys?!
Rude: With the unknown amount of crossdressers you have flirted with, you get a sixth sense about these things.
Reno: And you didn't even warn me that time, yo?!
Rude: Y-You were-
Reno: Never mind! I'll let you know I don't swing that way! *walks off*
Rude: That makes me wonder... *follows Reno*

That's not stupid at all it's pretty funny man you should do more!
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Cid: "That dress looks good on you miss."
Shera: "Why thank you polite sir."
Cid: "Not at all ma-lady." :)

Cid: I don't fuckin' swear. Swearing's for shitheads.

Thank you for your nice comment, Temarivosa and I will continue even though I felt the Zack is dead? one was a little dry so here is another one I hope you and some others may find quite funny.

Outsmarted

*Hojo continues to pester and taunt Aeris while she is imprisoned.*

Aeris: Shut up, Hojo. You know Cloud and the others will come to teach you a lesson.

Hojo: Oh my dear, I�m cowering in fear in the presence of your so-called bodyguard.

Aeris: Grrrr� *slams her fist against the glass*

Hojo: Stop it, you don�t want to break a nail now would you? Hahahaha *laughs like a idiot*

Aeris: What sick things are you planning? *she stares coldly at Hojo*

Hojo: A lovely experiment involving breeding you with a dog feline creature.

Aeris: Ehh� That�s disgusting!

*Reno walks in on Hojo and Aeris.*

Hojo: What do you want?! You idiotic Turk! *turns to face Reno*

Reno: I couldn�t help over hearing Hojo that you plan to breed this Ancient with that creature you labelled �Red XIII� and I must inform you that trying to breed two different species to create a hybrid would be almost impossible because the genes would be unable to mix to create a new life form that could possibly have the ability to listen to the planet.

Hojo and Aeris: O_O

Reno: Thank you for your time. *nods and walks out of the lab*

Hojo: W-w-what?! *completely surprised and starts to stutter*

Aeris: Now I thought I have seen everything since gravity defying hair�

*In the Turk department at Rude�s office.*

Rude: *Reading a newspaper while sitting at his desk*

Reno: *walks in and nods at Rude*

Rude: I can�t believe you actually did it� *continues to stare at the newspaper*

Reno: *bursts out laughing* I told you reading those boring science magazines while on the toilet can come in handy, yo!

Rude: Indeed� *continuing to read his newspaper while Reno continues to laugh*

Too long, needs funnier punchline.
And 95% of it is things they WOULD say.

Well I prefer doing this way since the idea of making some of the constant characters like Cloud, Tifa, Sephiroth, Vincent etc are making into their complete opposites such as making Vincent from gloomy to that of Yuffie or making Sephiroth from a villian to a complete sissy momma's boy. I think the idea is starting to die a bit since the more people have added more adult material to their own, which is unacceptable for any younger members. This is my opinion so I don't want people saying I'm a crybaby or a whiner so keep the comment to yourself.

Here is one I really think would suck since I didn't really plan out what I was going to write.

*Cloud and Co. are aboard the Highwind heading off towards the Corel Desert to confront Ruby Weapon.*

Tifa: Has anyone seen Cid lately? *seeing a member of the crew piloting the airship*
Nanaki: No, lass. I'm afraid I don't know his whereaboots.
Tifa: Nanaki, Why are you speaking with a scottish accent?
Nanaki: I dun't know, I find it interesting.
Tifa: You have been spending too much time with Cait Sith.
Cait Sith: *appears out of nowhere* Hey did someone say ma name?!
Barret: No, ya ignorant fool! *looks very pissed off*
Cait Sith: No one likes me... *starts to leave the bridge depressed*
Unknown: !"�$" stupid &%^$ Yuffie throwing up all of the &^%& place!
Tifa: That's definitely Cid... *smiling thinking she is right*
Barret: Well... duh, fool.
Cloud: &^%$ Yuffie! She @&^% threw on my Buster Sword when I was %^&� polishing it! *showing everyone the gross puke on it*
Barret: Don't show us what that stupid girl! *looking away along with Tifa*
Nanaki: Sweet Nessie! Dun't show what she did!
Cait Sith: AAARRRGGHHHHH! You %^&! stupid lass! Why did you aim for me?!
Yuffie: *enters along with a puke drenched Cait Sith* Ooooohhhh... I don't feel so good...
Cid: *enters the bridge*
Tifa: Thank Gaia, you're here, Cid. This has to be the grossest and weirdest day ever.
Nanaki: I agrwe *nodding his head*
Cid: I agree that this has been an odd day like I saw Shera and she swore offensively at me.
Everyone: O_O
Cid: And everyone?
Everyone: Yeah... *muttering nervously as they have arrived at the Corel Desert*
Cid: Let's mosey. *grabbing his spear and exiting the bridge*

Aeris: Good Lord, this is ridiculous. Cloud won't stop singing Paul McCartney songs, and Hojo is trying to breed me with some kind of superintelligent canine whilst constantly yelling "Dammit, Jim!" for no apparent reason. I mean, can't FFIWithAllThieves be a little more original?
FFIWithAllThieves: Hey, what did I tell you about author insertion and self-depricating humor?
Aeris: Don't blame me; you're the one typing this bullshit! God, you go from cheap humor to cheap humor.
FFIWithAllThieves: Quiet! My jokes are all original. You don't know what you're talking about.
*Cloud finds Shinra's dead body*
Cloud: KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Cloud, I am Barret

Cloud: Who is maaaking those new brown clouds?
Who is maaaking those clouds these days?
Who is maaaking those new brown clouds?
Better ask a philostopher see what he says (pronounced "saez").

Aeris: Good Lord, this is ridiculous. Cloud won't stop singing Paul McCartney songs, and Hojo is trying to breed me with some kind of superintelligent canine whilst constantly yelling "Dammit, Jim!" for no apparent reason. I mean, can't FFIWithAllThieves be a little more original?
FFIWithAllThieves: Hey, what did I tell you about author insertion and self-depricating humor?
Aeris: Don't blame me; you're the one typing this bullshit! God, you go from cheap humor to cheap humor.
FFIWithAllThieves: Quiet! My jokes are all original. You don't know what you're talking about.
*Cloud finds Shinra's dead body*
Cloud: KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Isn't Shinra a corporation comprised of hundreds of bodies?

Cloud (in the basement of the Shinra Mansion):
We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Cid: I agree that this has been an odd day like I saw Shera and she swore offensively at me.
Everyone: O_O
Cid: And everyone?
Everyone: Yeah... *muttering nervously as they have arrived at the Corel Desert*
Cid: Let's mosey. *grabbing his spear and exiting the bridge*

I don't understand this, what does it mean?

Isn't Shinra a corporation comprised of hundreds of bodies?

President Shinra, FF1 meant. As in, the fat guy with the long sword scratching his insides.

What I meant by my last one was making Cid into the opposite of what he is which is a chain smoking, alcohol drinking, swearing pilot who hates everytime Cloud says 'Let's mosey' to the party instead of like 'come on' or 'let's finish this'. I made more of a cid wannabe and I made Nanaki a bit like Cait Sith since he basically stuck with the cat robot throughout AC on the airship and the battle with Bahamut Sin. I made Shera actually the guts to tell Cid what she thought of Cid in a sort of 'I can no longer hold my anger towards that damn ordering pilot' which is an opposite of old 'I'll do it and not back talk' attitude.

Vincent: Umm guys...do I look good in Aerith's dress?
Aerith:*comes in with towel around her* OK WHO TOOK MY DRESS?!

Aerith: LEMME OUT NOW!
Hojo: Until I kill you with my rapings on you.

Vincent: "Action Master Megatron"

Vincent: Umm guys...do I look good in Aerith's dress?
Aerith:*comes in with towel around her* OK WHO TOOK MY DRESS?!
Aerith: LEMME OUT NOW!
Hojo: Until I kill you with my rapings on you.

That would be better if it was just one scenario.

Vincent: Groovy, man...

Vincent: Groovy, man... Holy fuck since when did Vincent get "hip"?

Holy fuck since when did Vincent get "hip"?

Since he spent so much time with the hippies at Cosmo Canyon, around the bonfire passing the peace pipe and singing along to an out-of-tune acoustic guitar.

Simply Amazing.

Cloud: I'll never forgive Sephiroth! I'll make him pay; you just wait!
Cait Sith: But Cloud, he hasn't even killed Aeris yet. In fact, you don't even know who Aeris is yet. How the hell I'm even talking to you doesn't make any sense.
Cloud: No, I'm mad at him because he keeps zergling rushing me!
Sephiroth (on Starcraft dialog): Kekekekekekeke!
Tifa: Whoa, Cloud, he just kicked your ass!
Cloud: Shut up! You have big tits, which CLEARLY means you don't know anything about computer games.
Tifa: Oh yeah?
*Tifa sits down and starts to play Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: You'll never stop my rush, hahahahaha!
*Sephiroth is surprised by a powerful worker rush*
Tifa: Kekekekekekekeke!
Cloud: That is the most fucked up thing I've seen in my life.
RedXIII: At least you don't have to inbreed to preserve your race, dumbass.
Tifa: ZOMG< 3y3 pwnx0r3d ]-[iz 4zz!

Cloud: Aeris reminds me of Stevie Nicks. Why didn't I see this before?

Cloud: Transform and roll out

Cloud: I once ate three prunes within cheese walrus garbage juice.
Barret: Oh yeah, well I defeated tank taladrin waffle milk.
Aeris: Which of these is a non-sequitur?
*everybody stares at Aeris*
Aeris: Biffle orange plebian speaker teapot dome feces?
Barret: Damn straight, bitch.

...what. the. fuck.

Cloud: I once ate three prunes within cheese walrus garbage juice.
Barret: Oh yeah, well I defeated tank taladrin waffle milk.
Aeris: Which of these is a non-sequitur?
*everybody stares at Aeris*
Aeris: Biffle orange plebian speaker teapot dome feces?
Barret: Damn straight, bitch.
(You sound hungry, FF1WAT)


Hojo: Hee haw.
Priscilla: Gunky poor sallow winking desk stop zebra snot.
Rufus: Cellular sank lapdance fart pinstripes sappy flippers.

Tifa: idk my bff jill?
Barret: lol
Cloud: wtf

Aeris: Tra la la...
Cloud: Aeris, will you marry me?
Aeris: oki


Tifa: I quit this game.

Cloud: I take batting practice!
Barret: HAHAHA CLOUD HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND IS HINTING AT IT BY IMITATING RAFAEL PALMEIRO OH MAN THAT IS SUCH COMEDIC GOLD I MEAN NOBODY HAS EVER USED A PENIS SIZE JOKE BEFORE

Cloud: Sarah, I demand you close this thread. They've been humiliating me since 2004!!

Barret: itsa nana, anda russer, andawimerierwiew

Tifa: This battle seems to be going on for ages whats the mosters power lvl?

Cloud: its over nine thousands!

Aeris to Cloud "Mek' us a cup o' tea love."

President Shinra: ZOMG I r 73h 74x0rz!
Reeve: Mr. President, you don't earn revenue by taxes; you just make money through the corporation and use that money to control Midgar.
Shinra: STFU u r just 4ngry cuz I 0wnx0rz j00!
Reeve: I think I am going to kill myself.
*a while later*
Shinra: Really? Didn't you know that money and power can make dreams come true these days?
Barret: #@$%@$ godmoder.

Cid: Somebody, please...just...Hold me.

Cloud:
A moonbeam through the prune
In June
Reveals your chest.
I see your lovely beans,
And in that magic go-cart
I bite your neck.
The cheese I have for you
My dear
Is real and very new.

Every FF character in VII, in unison: "What the fuck was the above post about?"

Cloud: http://www.lyricsdownload.com/zappa-frank-duke-of-prunes-lyrics.html

Uh. That's... fruity.

Cloud: Hey sephiroth i love your hair how doo you get your hair so shiny and silky you must tell me your secret!!

Sephiroth: Its an old family recipe ill tell you if you tell me how you get your hair so spikey and water proof..

Rude: I wish I had hair :(

cloud: i love ff7

Barret = Im Rick James Bitch!!!
(Punches Cloud in face with Gun Arm)

Vincent~ I WANT SUM CHOCOLATE!!!
Cid- Im too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts

cloud: i love ff7
qft, as that is awesome

(cloud omnislashes sephiroth)
cloud: pwnt u noob
sephiroth: osnap lol

Cloud: Chuck Norris once went to Burger King and orderd a Bigmac...AND GOT ONE

Cloud: Whatever happened to that man in the barrel who had a number 2 on his arm? Wasn't he sick? Where did he go? Zack?! I knew SE lied!

Cloud: Ya know what Viagra is for?
Barrett: It's to make an old person's penis hard, right?
Cloud: No. It's so they avoid rolling out of bed in the morning. Kickstand, homie!
Barrett: ...
Tifa, after coming in as Barrett looks up towards the ceiling: What are you guys talking about?

Cid: Hullo Areis you look nice, how would you like to accompany me on a date sometime?

Areis: why dont you shut the *$^% up you dog$%^@ mother &^$%^*

Barret: Areis!! why do you always have to be so negitave!! gosh you guys make me so sad!!

Vincent: "I like big butts and I cannot lie. All you other brothers can't deny."
*****
Cloud (Wakes up beside Sephiroth): "Yawns."
Sephiroth: *Smiles*
Cloud: "Hey you..."

*****
Tifa: "I'm not wearing a bra"

Cloud (Wakes up beside Sephiroth): "Yawns."
Sephiroth: *Smiles*
Cloud: "Hey you..."
Sephiroth: "Wait - did we just... Oh fuck. No wonder my ass is hurting!"

Cloud: I has a Aeris!
*Sephiroth kills Aeris*
Cloud: Nooooo they be stealin' my Aeris!

*Cloud enter room while Sephiroth eats muffin*

Cloud: hey Sephiroth
Seph: yea?
Cloud: I know what it may seem but im more evilier than you-i ment to type that
Seph: no you not hahaha
Cloud: oh relli? you no that taste when you have orange juice then brush ur teeth?
Seph: oh yea eww i hate that
Cloud: in evil voice: I LOVE IT
Seph: *GASP*
Cloud: do you like puppies?
Seph in scared high-pitch voice: yes
Cloud in evil voice: I KICK THEM
Seph trembles at these words
Cloud: and that muffin your eating...
Seph still scared:Y-y-yes???
Cloud in evil voice: I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR!!!
Seph:NOOOOOOOO *fall in deafeat*
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Barret: umm Cloud the group thinks its time for a new leader
Cloud: Judas explain your trechary!!
Barret: well... in short ur a cheapskate and its affecting everyone
Cloud: what..ok name one time

*Red looks at his father that was turned to stone*
Aeris: you no a Soft potion could clear this up
Cloud: WHAT do you no how much they cost i'm not made of soft potions!!!!
Red: Daddy?

*the group is exausted after a long battle*
Cloud: im not made of in coupons

*after Aeris death as Sephiroth makes his esacpe*
Cloud: Im not made of phoenix downs!

*While fighting midgar Zolo*
Vincent: Ether NOW!!
Cloud: Are you kidding im not make out of ether!!
Cloud: well technically i am, lifestream and all, hey Vincen...
*Vincent is gone Cloud sees his claw dangle out of the snakes mouth*
Cloud: oh..nevermind


Barret: you see
Cloud: FINE I'LL make my own party
*Cloud waits..Yuffie approches*
Cloud: keep walking
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note i made an account to put these up

*Cloud enter room while Sephiroth eats muffin*

Cloud: hey Sephiroth
Seph: yea?
Cloud: I know what it may seem but im more evilier than you-i ment to type that
Seph: no you not hahaha
Cloud: oh relli? you no that taste when you have orange juice then brush ur teeth?
Seph: oh yea eww i hate that
Cloud: in evil voice: I LOVE IT
Seph: *GASP*
Cloud: do you like puppies?
Seph in scared high-pitch voice: yes
Cloud in evil voice: I KICK THEM
Seph trembles at these words
Cloud: and that muffin your eating...
Seph still scared:Y-y-yes???
Cloud in evil voice: I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR!!!
Seph:NOOOOOOOO *fall in deafeat*
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Barret: umm Cloud the group thinks its time for a new leader
Cloud: Judas explain your trechary!!
Barret: well... in short ur a cheapskate and its affecting everyone
Cloud: what..ok name one time

*Red looks at his father that was turned to stone*
Aeris: you no a Soft potion could clear this up
Cloud: WHAT do you no how much they cost i'm not made of soft potions!!!!
Red: Daddy?

*the group is exausted after a long battle*
Cloud: im not made of in coupons

*after Aeris death as Sephiroth makes his esacpe*
Cloud: Im not made of phoenix downs!

*While fighting midgar Zolo*
Vincent: Ether NOW!!
Cloud: Are you kidding im not make out of ether!!
Cloud: well technically i am, lifestream and all, hey Vincen...
*Vincent is gone Cloud sees his claw dangle out of the snakes mouth*
Cloud: oh..nevermind


Barret: you see
Cloud: FINE I'LL make my own party
*Cloud waits..Yuffie approches*
Cloud: keep walking
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note i made an account to put these up

Nice rip-off of VG Cats, jackoffman29.

Nice rip-off of VG Cats, jackoffman29.

Dude no one READS VG Cats.

Wow, you only took 9 days to come up with an inane reply. That must be some kind of record where you come from.

Sephiroth: gods dammit why wont cloud look at me i want to kiss his lovely wet smooth lips oops i had an accident to the toilet!!!

Sephiroth: HARD-BOILED GOPHERS!

Cloud: I wuv u Tifa. Lets make babies now, since even Red XIII has gotten down.

why hello noobs! i started this thread waaaaaayyyy back in 2004. looks like it's still running. oh yes. i am a freaking genius.

Rufus:Hey Cloud how do u get your hair like that?
Reno: real manly boss
Cloud: Its not intenional i have to use a knife every morning to get the toast
out


Cloud: Damn toast
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Aeris: come on Sephy lets go out
Seph: NO ONE EXEPT MOTHER CAN CALL ME THAT
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Seph: wait you only went out with me so you could make cloud jelous...I feel so used
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Aeris: Hey um Tifa?
Tifa: Yeah?
Aeris: Are they real?
Tifa: Why don't you find out?
Aeris: WOOT!!
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Rufus: Im the richest man in the world..wanna f#%@?
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Hojo: Wanna spawn some evil baby?
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Vincent: DAM THIS POOFY EMO HAIR!!!!!
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Cloud: Damn this monster is relli tough, VINCENT I NEED TO BORROW SOME OF YOUR FANGIRLS
Vincent:Get Your own
Cloud: Damn Emo
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Yuffie: Hey vince does that claw of yours have a vibrate setting
Vnincent: Of corse how to you think i went survived inside a coffin for 30 years

Rufus: Im the richest man in the world..wanna f#%@?


(big rufus fan)

LOVE IT.

you're hilarious.

rufus is watching Ac

(OC=on screen)


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Healin lodge scene----

rufus: Whos the prick in the wheelchair
CloudOC:Rufus Shinra?
rufus: No! im the one in the chair, Thats it im sueing
RufusOC: The day of the explosion
rufus: Explosion what explosion?, what does film me mean "explosion"
rufus: what the hells with all the blankets?
rufus: and whats with all this "we need cloud" shit?
rufus:Cloud Agnst...Skip
--after Rufus throws away his blankets
Rufus: Oh me god...THEY'VE GIVEN ME CLOUD HAIR
RufusOC:A good son would have known
Rufus: OWN3d
----OCRufus jumps off buiding
Rufus:Wow look at me I'm being all cool and heroic!
Reno: Yeah they really wrote you out of character
Rufus:Excuse me?
Reno:Nevermind.
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Rufus:Reno rude u get a laid off for being bumbling comic relife
Rude:.....
Reno:But we did make you laugh...right boss
Rufus:mmm you ARE right raises all round
Reno & Rude: WOOT
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Rufus:Yes what is it palmer
Palmer: Ah sir, we went to pick up your suits from the dry cleaners and
Rufus:Yes?
Palmer:A purple sock infiltrated the load
Rufus sheds a tear and lays his head in his hands:H-how...how many dyed?
Palmer: I'm so sorry sir none survived it was a fuschia massacer
Rufus: It wasnt suppost to be this way!!!
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Rufus: DAAAAAAD Scarlet is coming on to me again
Shinra:MMM horny Co-workers? send them to my office
Scarlet:Not again
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I have ALOT MORE just ask and ill put some more up im just tired of typeing

I've got one- blame me if they're crap, I'm new.

(Aerith has just been stabbed by Sephiroth.)
Aeris: Hehehehehe...
Sephiroth: WTF?!? I just stabbed you! Why the "&$%� are you laughing?
(Aerith stands up and whips Sephiroth into the water, still being impaled)
Sephiroth: Aieeeeee- (wet crunch)
Aerith: Oh yeah! (removes sword) Right on that stalactite! Beat that, Cloud, you weakling!

(Sephiroth transforms into Safer Sephiroth)
Cloud: Oh $^*�, I knew that punch was spiked...

(Vincent wakes up in his Chaos from DOC)
Vincent: Omigod, omigod, omigod... CLOUD, HEEEELLLLLP!!!
Cloud: WTF is goin' on here?!?
Vincent: I'VE GOT A BLACKHEAD!!!!!!

Rufus:Yes what is it palmer
Palmer: Ah sir, we went to pick up your suits from the dry cleaners and
Rufus:Yes?
Palmer:A purple sock infiltrated the load
Rufus sheds a tear and lays his head in his hands:H-how...how many dyed?
Palmer: I'm so sorry sir none survived it was a fuschia massacer
Rufus: It wasnt suppost to be this way!!!

Ok, I wasn't such a big fan of the other ones, but I thought this was actually pretty funny, primarily because of the "dyed" pun.

But guys, the best way to make these funny is to ensure that they don't make the least bit of sense:

Cloud: I wish I were made entirely of chutney.
*later*
Jenova: Because, Cloud, you are...
Cloud: MADE OF CHUTNEY?!
Jenova: Well, not exact...
Cloud: *starts dancing around ecstatically* HOORAH! I am made of chutney! Now I shall rule the world!
Sephiroth: Mother, how come he gets to be made of chutney? I wanna be made of chutney!
Hojo: Ahh, so this proves the "Jenova Chutney Theory"! Excellent!
Tifa: What's that?
Hojo: It states that Jenova is entirely made of Chutney, and therefore she must have been created somewhere in India.
Tifa: Ahh, that makes sense! So the Sephiroth Clones have the powers of Indian people!
Hojo: Precisely. I fear the worst for our planet.

-.-

Cloud: I like pie

Ok, I wasn't such a big fan of the other ones, but I thought this was actually pretty funny, primarily because of the "dyed" pun.

But guys, the best way to make these funny is to ensure that they don't make the least bit of sense:

Cloud: I wish I were made entirely of chutney.
*later*
Jenova: Because, Cloud, you are...
Cloud: MADE OF CHUTNEY?!
Jenova: Well, not exact...
Cloud: *starts dancing around ecstatically* HOORAH! I am made of chutney! Now I shall rule the world!
Sephiroth: Mother, how come he gets to be made of chutney? I wanna be made of chutney!
Hojo: Ahh, so this proves the "Jenova Chutney Theory"! Excellent!
Tifa: What's that?
Hojo: It states that Jenova is entirely made of Chutney, and therefore she must have been created somewhere in India.
Tifa: Ahh, that makes sense! So the Sephiroth Clones have the powers of Indian people!
Hojo: Precisely. I fear the worst for our planet.

Brilliant, FF1 WithAllThieves. Wish I had that sort of talent.

Here's one.

(The first reactor blows up in the distance)
Cloud: Okay you %&(�-ers, which one of you idiots lit up next to my year's worth of hair gel? That was gonna last me 'til the weekend!

(continuing with previous post)
Barret: Well, I'm sorry Cloud, but we played you here for two reasons. One, your hair @#$%@ sucks, and we wanted to do something about it. Two, we're absolutely dirt poor; did you really think we could afford enough explosives to blow up the reactor?
Cloud: Oh, you did NOT just diss my ha(interrupted by loud fart)
Barret: And yeah, that's how we're planning on taking care of reactor number 2.

Naaaaice......

(Cloud is floating in front of the Holy light)

(Jenova's voice, faint): Sephiroth! Haven't I told you to take the %�%^�-ing Christmas tree down already? You know how much the $$^$�-ing electricity costs round here!
(Sephiroth, sounding on the brink of crying, also faint): Yes Mother...

And this...

Cloud (in bed):Oh, Tifa, that's good... oh yeah, right there...
Tifa(?):Purrrrrr...
Cloud: Tifa, you need to wax your legs... your whole body, even... Ow! you've left your comb in your hair again!
Red XIII: Teddy? You didn't tell me you could talk...

This too!

(It's the highland games, and Cait Sith is celebrating in true Scottish style, by drinking tons of whisky and throwing things around)
Cait Sith:Hey *hic* everybody! Let's toss *hic* the caber!
Cloud, Cid, Barret and Vincent: All Riiight!!! (they drop their pants)
Everyone else: Uh, guys? I doubt they can be classified as cabers...

Cait Sith (at the same time that Cid is piloting his ship): DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

Cloud (when trapped in Lifestream): But why is the rum gone?

Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie: Weiaiaia! Weia! *over a very, very extended Eb Major chord*
Sephiroth: WTF? Why are they suddenly performing Das Rheingold?
Cloud: Oh, they're gonna perform Wagner's Ring cycle.
Sephiroth: All of it?!
Cloud: Yep. They managed to get enough musicians together to pull it off.
Sephiroth: Fuck that. Tell me to come back when they get near the end of Die Walkyrie.
Cloud: You clearly aren't an opera buff.
Sephiroth: The cycle is something around 20 hours long! And anyway, I heard Vincent was gonna do Rigoletto.
Cloud: Screw you man, German opera is better.
Sephiroth: No, screw you! Verdi owns Wagner!
*battle ensues*

...Opera sucks.

...Opera sucks.

Gone is any respect I ever had for you. Cunt.

vincent: cloud, look at those legs of mine!!!
cloud: THEY'RE SO HAIRY, OMG!!!
vincent: yah, i know..i was planning on shaving my leg..but I DON'T HAV A SHAVER!!!
cloud: umm..hello?!!! i hav a nice buster shave right here for ya!!!

Gone is any respect I ever had for you. Cunt.

Geez going with the "my opinion is right and you suck for thinking different" argument already?

You LAZY bastard.

Geez going with the "my opinion is right and you suck for thinking different" argument already?

You LAZY bastard.

You said that opera sucks. There was no "I think" or any such qualifier. You said that opera sucks. That is very wrong and stupid. If you are going to argue that opera has no artistic merit, be my guest, and I will absolutely slaughter you in that argument. The simple fact that you do not appreciate opera has no bearing whatsoever in discussing its merit.

Ya sure he didn't mean the browser? :innocent:

You should know; you ARE the oracle.

You said that opera sucks. There was no "I think" or any such qualifier. You said that opera sucks. That is very wrong and stupid. If you are going to argue that opera has no artistic merit, be my guest, and I will absolutely slaughter you in that argument. The simple fact that you do not appreciate opera has no bearing whatsoever in discussing its merit.

I find it boring. Also my "..." could be the qualifier. :D

You find opera boring because you have no understanding of the music that's going on. Don't misunderstand me; I'm not saying this is a general inadequacy of yours, but it has nothing to do with the merit of the genre. Furthermore, I really doubt you've heard really good excerpts from opera, such as the finale from Die Walkure (not Ride of the Valkyries) sung by Wotan. I found the Wrath of Khan soundtrack in there (James Horner stole it).

Odds are good that you can give me a, what you would belive to be, great Opera or an excerpt and my opinion will not sway.

To each his own, eh? I'm sure there may be things I rave about that you don't care for.

Odds are good that you can give me a, what you would belive to be, great Opera or an excerpt and my opinion will not sway.

To each his own, eh? I'm sure there may be things I rave about that you don't care for.

Yes, well, you aren't majoring in the analysis of music. Also, do you like John Williams's film scores? If so, you necessarily like Wagner's operas, because the two are virtually the same.

And anyway, my point is that you didn't say that you didn't like opera to begin with; you said that it sucks, implying that you believe it is of low quality. If this is what you meant to say, then I simply advise you to make it clear whether you're stating your level of enjoyment of something or stating your opinion of its quality in the future.

Are you sure he didn't say oprah sucks,,coz if he did.....

All the FF7 cast have gone to see Cats at the Midgar Hippodrome.

Cloud, Aeris & Tifa: (nothing, they're having a threesome on the back row)
Sephiroth: Awww, look at all the kitties...
Cait Sith:(drunk) What a *hic* crap show... I thought it was a free for all orgy...
Vincent: Can I snipe one of the performers? Pleeease?
Barret: (fruity english accent) Oh, I say! Those sopranos are simply top-notch! And the baritone is simply beautiful! Oh, I must get their autographs after the show!
(Red XIII isn't with the others; he's on stage dancing)
Yuffie: (wearing a cat costume) Yeah! Go cats! Go cats!
Cid: My ears, my poor porcelain ears! Please, make it stop!
Jenova: Zzzzz....

Sephiroth: I'm afraid Andrew Lloyd Weber has me out-eviled.

CGS, don't get mad but you're trying too hard.

Let me try Cloud: Oh no! Aeris is dead! Got to use a Phenoix down!.....She is still dead! I know what to do! 1 hour later... Aeris: Hmm... Great nap... Hey! Where are my clothes? Why does it feel like I am being impaled somewhere rapidly? And Cloud, why are you on top of me??

Let me try Cloud: Oh no! Aeris is dead! Got to use a Phenoix down!.....She is still dead! I know what to do! 1 hour later... Aeris: Hmm... Great nap... Hey! Where are my clothes? Why does it feel like I am being impaled somewhere rapidly? And Cloud, why are you on top of me??

ew.lol

Cloud: "I killed Jenova so lets all cut her to pieces and eat her at a feast!"

Tifa: "Yeah I'm down! Uh can I eat her guts?"

Barrett: "Oh now Tifa, try eating her eyes I'm 100% positive those would taste waaayyyy better! Actually I'd rather eat my own daughter Marlene"

Cid: "Say uh I can sell you a highwind for only 1 Gil! I'm desprate! I really need the money!"

Yuffie: "Oh no you don't Cid! You'll have to take me on a ride on that thing at least 100 times so I can get sick again and again!"

Cait Sith:".................................................. ........"

How's that, lol XD. Just something I think they'd never even think of saying, lol.

sephiroth: "Cloud, sorry i destroyed Nibelheim 5 years ago... Let's be friends now"

vincent: that was a nice nap, i ought to thank hojo

cid: aruuggghhh!! i'm getting airsick!!!

cloud: marlene, denzel, i'll take you guys for a ride on my bike!

Aeris- Cloud and Tifa make the CUTEST couple. I wanna be the flower girl at their wedding

Vincent: Hojo, despite our disputes over the past, umm, like, 35 years, and you knocking up my girl, let's go swimming and be friends!

Barret: It's cool having one mechanic gun arm...Why not have two? *slices off other arm* Yay!! I have no hands!

Reno: I hate my hair. It's too red...and long...I look like a girl. *shaves head* There! Now, I look manly!...Now, who wants to buy my hair for 5,000 gil?

vincent: that was a nice nap, i ought to thank hojo


That's a funny one Pizza :D.

Barrett: "The gun arm is getting too boring! I think I'll go get surgery to get my fake arm back. Hallejuah!"

Aerith: "I'm so happy I died! Besides it's a good ridance to that douche Cloud!"

Rufus: "OMG I better start conserving the Planet more! I think I'm going to go environmentalist :D!"

Tifa: "I can't stand my long hair I think I'm going to get it cut short like Yuffies! She's got the cutest hair-cut around :D!"

herighm Let mez tink...CLOUD AND COMPANY ARE AT A RUSH CONCERT... Cloud:(listened to Ghetty Lee singing) THIS GUY SINGS VERY WIERDLY!(Slices his head off!) Tifa:No one kills my Ghetty!(Punches a hole through Cloud) Aeris: No one kills my Cloud!(Hits Tifa on the head; her head falls off!) Yuffie:No one kills my bitch!(Shriuken slices Aeris in half!) Cid:No one kills the good lookin' girls!(skeweres yuffie!) Barret: No one kills all of the girls!(Shoots Cid to death!) Vincent:No one kills my lover!(Shoots Barret to death!) Sephiroth:(Impales Vincent!) Hah! Now I rule the... Hey! where is the cat robot? Cait Sith:(Blows Sephiroth into pieces!) Hah! I saved the day! (looks to the sky...) Hey what be that... (Metior squahes Cait and destroied the planet!)

I hopes u like it. I did have some trouble with it

Aerith: "I think I'm gonna go watch Waynes World while having a beer fest. Excellent! Rock n' Roll!"

rikku: wheres yunie, paine?
paine: never heard of that name.

^Wrong forum - this is FFVII characters^

Wrong forum - this is FFVII characters^


I've got one.

Barrett: "I think I'm gunna inject myself with a vitiligo virus to make my skin whiter!"

^Wrong forum - this is FFVII characters^

whoops srry...cant delete it.

Aeris:*Sobbing* Why did I have to die?!?! *sniff* I wanted to live!!! Live!!!!! Damn it, cloud *sob* Use a Phenoix down every once in a while!*Whahhh*

*srry for double posting but...* Aeris: You know, why am I stuck with this measly staff??? Why have a stick when you can climb a whole tree?

cloud: mother?
aeris: why is everyone calling me mother lately?
zack: because you're old..hahah

Tifa: Look at the size of dick...(Interupted by cloud)

Cloud:WHF? *runs in the highwind and rams into Meteor and dies instantly.*

Tifa: Look at the size of my dicks sporting goods ballet outfit I made....Oh well, Hey Barret, Try it on!

Barret: Oh it is the perfect size! *Puts it on.* Wow! Wait until the AVALANCH guys see this!

Zack (to Cloud): "Over there, behind the dumpster screw me!"

Cloud to Tifa: Uh, honey, I blew it up.
Tifa: Blew what up?
Cloud:....Uh....Well....It.
Tifa: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud: Hi, I am Jim Carey.

Tifa: Damit, cloud, stop showing off your stones.

Cid: I promise my self, I will stop cusing, forget all about me never getting to do my ruined life dream, and quit smoking and be happy about it.

Barret: Oh, I am soooooooo cute i got a new outfit!

Sephiroth: Oh, Barret, let me help you put it on!

Barret: Besides all that you killed, tortured, and made me loose my family, making me into spiraling deprestion, ok!

Sephiroth: YAY!!!!!

Red XIII: *At a bar* WOOOO!!!!! YEAH!! You go girl! *Drinks beer and faints*

Vincent: Me mario!

Cloud: Don't ya wish your girlfriend was HOT like me.

Yuffie: Hi, I am Harry Potter!

(In the middle of the Nibelheim fire, Sephiroth is running round, screaming.)
Sephiroth: Oh, the humanity! The humanity! Won't someone please think of the children!

Aerith (swigging out of a whisky bottle): Meh, religion bites.

President Shinra (onstage in fruity Geordie accent): Welcome back to the Big Fantasy House. Revelations today as Aerith has drunk all the booze in the House, Tifa and Vincent get it on in the bathroom- and is discovered by Cloud, Cid and Barret break down in each other's arms as they pour all their heart out to each other, and Red XIII and Cait Sith fight over the one remaining box of kitty litter. Yuffie has been voted out by all the other housemates for being too annoying, except Aerith, who was unconscious at the time. We now cross over to the live cameras to see what they've been doing.

Cloud to teacher: Can I have a puppy?

Aeris: (praying) Lalalalalah. Hey look, some wierdo. Cloud: Whoa! Im so high! Looks like were underwater. Aeris: Do you mind! Im trying to pray here! Sephiroth: (flying in) Hey, theres a spider on your back. Let me get it for you. *Aeris is stabbed* Aeris: Mother F**kin' son of a bitch Sephiroth:...oops. ehheh. I can fix this. Just one good pull and... *Sephiroth pulls sword out of Aeris* Aeris: God Damnit. White Materia: *bouncing from the stairs* Im free. Free! Finally free! Hooray for freedom! No wait! I cant swim! *Glub glub* *falls in water*

Cloud (to Sephiroth): "Omg, your sword is so long and thick!"

Tifa: Cloud, can I have yours? Cloud:No! Tifa:I promise I will just lick it! Cloud: Last Time you said that, you bit into it! Cait Sith: Here Tifa, you can have mine! Tifa:Thanks! *Grabs it* I just luv lollipops!

Cloud: screw this im going to play no more heroes

Rufus: |: I have decided to take up knitting.

Sephiroth: "When I was a child I spoke as a child, thought as a child, and acted as a child. But when I became a man, I had that child taken behind the shed and shot."

Sephiroth:Estraus Interus, Ilha Vermenti! Yuffie:OMG!!! I didn't know u speak Wutai-neese!

Cloud: WOAH! *puff puff* What was that, man! *Puff* Heheheheeh! DE GRANDE DREAK made nonsense! *snort* Or, heheheheh! I should say "FUCK HER!"

Cloud: WOAH! *puff puff* What was that, man! *Puff* Heheheheeh! DE GRANDE DREAK made nonsense! *snort* Or, heheheheh! I should say "FUCK HER!"

Aeris: Cloud! What have I told u? No more megalixers before bedtime!

Tifa to Aeris: Your Feeble tits will never compare to mine mwa ha ha!!

Tifa to Aeris: Your Feeble tits will never compare to mine mwa ha ha!!

Aeris: Well, at least mine arent made out of Silicone!
Bwhahahahahahahah!

Rufus: |: I have decided to take up knitting.

:smrt:

Tifa: Cloud, can I have yours? Cloud:No! Tifa:I promise I will just lick it! Cloud: Last Time you said that, you bit into it! Cait Sith: Here Tifa, you can have mine! Tifa:Thanks! *Grabs it* I just luv lollipops!

Tifa: *lick,lick...CRUNCH!* Uh-Oh!
Cait Sith: Did you bite into it?
Tifa:........yes.
Cait Sith: Ill never let you have one again!
Vincent: (overhearing the conversation) Ill let you have mine
Tifa: Do you have lollipops?
Vincent: Wait! We were talking about lollipops?!

Aeris: I'm glad DE GRANDE FREAK is so obsessed with me that it drives others to hate my character!

Aeris: I'm glad DE GRANDE FREAK is so obsessed with me that it drives others to hate my character!

:smrt:

Aeris: I'm glad DE GRANDE FREAK is so obsessed with me that it drives others to hate my character!

Tifa: Why would you say that? If someone was obsessed with me, I would give them the Final Heaven

Cloud: Holy hi-potions Sephiroth. How are we going to get out of this one?

Sephiroth: Fear not my spiky haired sidekick, for in my utility belt is my Meteor reversal spray!

Aeris: Buhahahahah! That can of Metior Reversal Spray has a giant hole in it!Buhahahahah! Prepare to die, Sephy!

Aeris: Cloud! What have I told u? No more megalixers before bedtime!

Cloud: "Aeris, what have I told you...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"

Aeris: I must admit that quote is a little overused by u
Tifa:
fuck off

Aeris: I'm glad DE GRANDE FREAK is so obsessed with me that it drives others to hate my character!

Cloud: If DGF is doing this to Aeris, she should DIE again

fuck off

I want to stop this silly nonsense!

*pulls rip chord*

Generic computer voice: The. Aeris. Says: Moo!

I want to stop this silly nonsense!

Oh trust me there's a lot more where that came from honey. Just check out the ponyarse disscussion forum of the boards:

http://forums.ffshrine.org/forumdisplay.php?f=2

It reaks of nonsense and retarded fun :cool:.

*pulls rip chord*

Generic computer voice: De Grande Freak Says: Mooooooooooo!

Oh trust me there's a lot more where that came from honey. Just check out the ponyarse disscussion forum of the boards:

http://forums.ffshrine.org/forumdisplay.php?f=2

It reaks of nonsense and retarded fun :cool:.

YOU FOOL! NOW SHE WILL INFECT THAT FORUM TOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!~

I never want to GO to that duscussion! So, I wont taint it!

FALSE ALARM GUYS!!!! NO NEED FOR PANIC!!!































HEY SWAMI :)

I wouldn't be sure! Check the discussion!

Too late. She already started the infection and it'll will soon spread :(.

Aeris: I will now spread the virus!
Tifa: DIdn't u heal the virus?
Aeris: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *Faints*

Chris Redfield: "Hey Tifa, did you know there's a new virus out?"
Tifa: "No I didn't."
Chris: "Yeah it's called the D-Virus, or the "Dumbass Virus."
Tifa: "Oh really?"
Chris: "Yeah, symptoms include: infecting generally good forums with retarded polls/threads, asking stupid questions, and acting like a diluted cunt in general."
Tifa: "Oh my, well I noticed you didn't mention eating flesh or brains."
Chris: "Yes, that's because those who are infected with the D-Virus do not become zombies...unfortunately."
Tifa: "Really, well that should be a plus then right?"
Chris: "No, we'd much rather put up with brain/flesh-eating zombies than a twat who thinks it's Aeris from your world."
Tifa: "Oh dear, so the D-Virus hasn't actually spread then?"
Chris: "No, not really in fact only *one* person/dog at computer actually has it."
Tifa: "I'm radioing STARS HQ to heli over a rocketlauncher now!"
Chris: "Good thinking ;)"

Cloud: I'm glad that bitch is dead

Cloud: Virus? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Aeris: Don't worry you baby, ILL fix this!
Aeris2: Ill fix this
Aeris3:I will cure the ppl!
Sephiroth: I am the only one who should have clones!
Tifa: Stop bitching baby!
Tifa2: NO! YOU stop!
Tifa3: Everyone be quiet!
Barret: DAM ! Lotsa women!

What the finchizzle!?!?

Barret:Now, who da hell said dat?
Cid: Propally a suckass
Cloud: Definatly!
Tifa: Outta the way, EMO!

Cloud: Virus? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tifa: Don't worry you baby, ILL fix this!
Tifa2: Ill fix this
Tifa3:I will cure the ppl!
Sephiroth: I am the only one who should have clones!
Aerith: Stop bitching baby!
Aerith2: NO! YOU stop!
Aerith3: Everyone be quiet!
Barret: DAM ! Lotsa women!

Fx'd :smrt:.

Fx'd :smrt:.

Fix'd :smrt:

oh man I have alot that I can't even get right let's see.....

Vincent: Cloud how do you get your hair like that....
Cloud: it's actually intentional I stick my hand in the toaster every morning....damn toast..

Vincent: Any luck with Shera Cid
Cid: Nope none....U
Vincent: None at all...
Cid: Oh well.....Fancy a ^*$@#?

Aeris: So tifa I have a question for you.
Tifa: What?
Aeris: are those real?
Tifa:WHy don't you come over and find out.
Aeris:WOOT!

Yuffie: Hey Vinny does your claw have a vibrate setting?
Vincent: Yes how do you think I got by alone in a coffin for 30 years

Tifa: The Turks...what do they do
Cloud:Oh you know dirty things on the side...Steal and such
Tseng: We also make pastries would like a muffin

I can't think of anymore right now but hell I'll do this one too

Sephiroth: Cloud.
Cloud:...Yes?
Sephiroth: I hate you. Let's have sex?