this is kind like a fansub except for one thing... It's live and evry1 can participate... this is how it works: I'll post whats been started so far and you guys just pitch in whatever you want to happen next.

rules:

1.) It is based on ff7
2.) Must be true to character (at least semi-true anyways)
3.) guest appearances from other games/shows will be allowed.
4.) this thread is purely fan-sub... NO DISSCUSIONS!!!
5.) once you pick who u want to be please stick w/ it... that means there can be 4 sephs but 1 seph can't also be cloud, get it?

other than that, have fun... let your imaginations run wild!


to be honest I'm thinkin of ordering it for myself and turnin subtitles on... I'm not sure if I can wait... the agony is just unbearable... (refering to FF7:Advent Children; the whole reason this got started)
AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! the men in the white coats are here to take me away again!! (heard screaming in backgroud) "No!!! you can't have me!!! I won't go!!! please no... I wanna stay... SUM1 PLEASE HELP!!!

Hey helps on the way (cid rides up on a shriner car)

Maybe Cloud will rescue you? Maybe he can wear another pretty dress and infiltrate the mental institution!

(still driving in the shriner car to the bedlam) Damn traffic!

yeah... Cloud showed up in the pretty, glittery dress and knocked out the guards... Cid, maybe you should get the highwind fixed... SOON!!!

hmmm.....*goes to see if she can borrow Cloud's bike for a rescue mission*

Finaly it's fixed *fires up the engins* Here we go......*lights up a his ciggertt*

*BOOM*

dude you want to lend my bike, just dont break it

So Cloud has rescued you, in that case there is no need for me to join in with this rescue mission. I'm sure Chaos could have come in handy.

no, you can go along... I'm still tryin to find a way outa here...


(scratches head) did I knock that guard out or was he just like that? I think I've been this way already!?!?

Do you think you could help?

*Whips off the smoke* Damn yuffie and those trick smokes *flies toword the Bedlam*

*Flies in through an open window as Chaos and then transforms back into Vincent*

*whispers to party* careful, I heard one of the guards talking about some sort of experiment just b4 I slit his throat...

*uses bike to get there, then sneeks in using Ninja skills (I've decided to be Yuffie)* Hmmm....oh! shiny! *gets distracted by Materia*

*launches two nukes at a duck in his air space.* Damn Ducks are alway in my way!

sry... I didn't get who said what so you'll have to decipher it yourself... lol

whered me pet ducks go???

Sorry but it was hogging my airspace. *throws 50 bucks out a window* Buy A new one.

Final found you guys way didn't you wait for me?

Yayyyy! a role Playing THREAD!

*Aimlessly Shoot everyone in this thread* (Yeah cuz i'm a Turk :-P )

even me???

Yes, but my aiming is inaccurate therefore no one got hit by my bullets except my pinky toe. :sad:

hey cid can come on the highwind and help i will bring a bunn coffee maker

Yha the Coffee *throws down a rope ladder* Come on everybody party on the Highwind.

*Climb into the highwind* All your coffee are belong to me!!! *evil laughs*

*psp buzzez* WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS!?!?!? I'M STILL TRYIN TO FIND MY WAY OUTTA HERE!!!

"Ok ok don't get your insane underwear in a bunch." *flies to the Bedlam* "Ok we are here" *lowers the rope ladder*

*steals Materia, then sees Highwind over head*

Ooooo.....gotta be more Materia up there.

*climbs up rope ladder without being invited*

Hey alls! Yuffie is here!

Cloud stops her in her path, with his ragnorok (do u spell it like that) sword. He slices......................... He hits a reincarnated jenova who wuz behind Yuffie...........

Cloud stops her in her path, with his ragnorok (do u spell it like that) sword. He slices......................... He hits a reincarnated jenova who wuz behind Yuffie...........
the position of cloud has already been taken be cloudstrife26
and thats really retarded
we are trying to save sephiroth

oops sorry for chatting

What the Fuck you swing that sword near the door Damnit you could put an eye out!

I don't think it really matters who plays who just so long as they incorporate what has already been said in this thread, also once you pick who u want to be please stick w/ it... that means there can be 4 sephs but 1 seph can't also be cloud, get it?

now that thats been said enough chat... lets continue...

Damn it get ya asses up here we got to get there so we can save him!

Red XIII looks at the Highwind passing over his cliff and jumps on. Party in the House Niggaazzz!!!
(Barrets response)

dude... my blade is startin to get dull, and the padding on the wall is doin nothin but drownin out some of the screams... (thinks to self) have I passed that blood stain already?


(im seph by the way...)

*smile happy and hyper* We're going on a quest? Wow, what are we doing this time.

*points finger at Cloud, no idea what was behind her* and watch where you swing that! You could hurt someone with that thing!

*hold a huge materia up* I bet you want to steal this Yuffie...*snicker*

(I think it would be more interesting if we roleplay the person on our avatar so it would be easier to spot. Otherwise, you can always change your avatar to the person you are role playing)

ummm... guys... a little help here... a giant robot thingy just dropped from the ceiling and started attacking me... can you please hurry it up?

(how can I play as the guy in my av if my av is from ffxi? and I wanna keep it that way... but thats not a bad idea...)

(I'm Vincent)

*Starts shooting wildly at the robot-thing. More start to appear*
Yeah we did pass that blood stain about 10 minutes ago. Ahhh, why won't these robot-things stop coming?

um shoudnt we go down and help???

(im some random guy who owns a bunn coffee maker and likes ducks)

ummm... that's not a bad idea... *slashes through another robot* ... please do... anytime you feel that... *stabs another robot in the little red light*... you're ready would be fine by me... *ducks and rolls out of the way of some gun-fire*... please?

(a reminder, I'm Sephiroth)

*parachutes onto the cieling of the mental institution and pulls out a machine gun*

wait a second didnt cid already let down a ladder oh well

how do u know what part to play?

*Fires at the robot that was firing at Sephiroth. It gets destroyed* Hey, I think that was the last one. *More suddenly appear from around the corner* I spoke too soon.

*30 guards come up to fight me* uhh i might need help cid
*hides behind vent and starts firing at guards*

*slashes into another robot* ummm... I'd help but... *same robot stands back up* ... (whispers to self "god this is getting old")... *begins hacking at the robot again*... but we're a bit preoccupied... how's your limit break comin vincent?


how do u know what part to play?

you just pick one and play it but remember to use whats already been laid out for that char.

*kills 3 guards in one burst of fire but more guards and some custom sweepers come and replace them* damn

Yes!!!! My limit break is full. *Transforms into Chaos and destroys the remaining robots. Transforms back* Finally we have defeated them. Umm... which way should we go now, Sephiroth?

*throws grenade at sweeper and it blows up* HELP ME
*one of those robots come up*

ummm..... *looks around* ... im not sure... *counts five different ways out*... hrmph... *holds up his hand and strats doin einy-meiny-mieny-moe on his fingers*... that way I guess... *points down 4th hall*...




slightly off topic but I like you guys and I would like to invite you to join my forum at http://www.phpbbforfree.com/forums/index.php?mforum=aai .

Hey im not getting payed well and everyone thinks im gay in ff10 soooo HERE@S TYDUS TO HELP *gets out brotherhood and slashes at anything moving but because he's gay he misses*

*fires wildly in the direction of the robot* come on cid, yuffie, ANYONE

*as we run down the hallway I stop* .... WAIT!!!!.... *points down a different hall*


Hey im not getting payed well and everyone thinks im gay in ff10 soooo HERE@S TYDUS TO HELP *gets out brotherhood and slashes at anything moving but because he's gay he misses*


go back to the begining of this thread and read... guest appearances (guest means that you write them in but don't play as them) are allowed but lets try to keep it to ff7 chars ok? if you want be cid, or a turk or something... the wierd guy who likes ducks needs a hand...

*puts his sword down* awww i missed, any way am i bothering any of u by existing. *finds a corner and cries, Guard finds him and grabs him by his long trouser leg* HELP

*tydus dies and transforms into a sephrioth folower in black cape* sorry

im sorry aztroth its just that all the good characters were taken and they do an awsome job of being them so i made up a character and i only said the thing about the ducks because cid nuked my pet ducks and im not allowed to be multible people

thats ok... it's fun like that... but do try to atleast say something towards the story line when u post... i like the duck thing though... lol

*jumps after Materia* Gimme that! It's mine!

(I'd be my avi, but that's Ultimecia and though she is totally awesome, just doesn't fit here)

*Stole Cid's highwind and fly to Wutai to find that Materia stealing girl...*

(Remember we can have GUEST appearance from other FFs)

ummm... hmmm... *points down hall* ... you think we should take it?... *refering to the elevator he's pointing at*

Yeah, why not. It's not as if we know where we're going and at least if we take the elevator we can be lost on a totally different floor. Should we go up or down?

hey wat characters are left????
can i be squall den (or ultima weapon)
lol

ummm... *looks at panel*... there's only 1 button... hmmm... press it?... *presses it w/out waiting for a reply*

and as for what chars are left, no-one has picked red XIII, barret, tifa, aeris, or any of the turks (w/ the exception of our newest turk), and I guess you can make up a char that is ff7 based (you could say he was a civi that decided he wanted to help), but guest appearances from other ff's can only be written in (ex. suddenly Sin showed up and swallowed Juno). We want to try to keep this ff7 based as much as possible... ok? and multiple ppl can play the same person, just so long as they incorporate what has already been said... ok? there can be multiple sephs, but you can only play one char yourself, do you understand?

hey thnks azroth!!
I'll Be RENO then the ultra cool turk, lol

*the elevator stop in front of them (ting), the doors slowly open.
Theres a mysterious person standing there posing with a long rod
"hey guys, going somewhere" says.............RENO

ill be red13

wooof * he barks and runs in a circle trying to catch his tale

*Opens jacket looks at the mines, grenads, Dyenomite* there we go

*light it with his smoke* Heres a parting gift for the guards *Throws it at the guards*

I'm glad I through that before the doors closed

*Opens jacket looks at the mines, grenads, Dyenomite* there we go

*light it with his smoke* Heres a parting gift for the guards *Throws it at the guards*

I'm glad I through that before the doors closed

u sure u on the right thread????
lol

Uh Cid... I just stole your HighWind... Aren't you going to uh you know, go berserks and start cussing at me?

Einafit, i think cid is a bit slow in the head, he still fighting robots that r already dead

So Lionheart... or ... Reno, lets go kill some random guy in sector 9 and see which one of us has better skills?! LOL

OK there a tramp lets terrorise him, Reno laughs HAHAHAHAH....

*Kicks Reno on his shin* You're suppose to KILL him first then laugh after!

*hears elevator through door* oh no there must be more robots
*shoots elevator cable*

*Stares at everybody his face turned 3 shades of red* I'm going to kill all of you if You don't stop makeing fun of me!! *his face returns to normal shades* Oh and the person who stole my ship well thats a fack. *presses a button and the SHip blows up*

And I blow up those dead robots cuase I wanted too ok.

*psp buzzes* ummm... who did that? we were plannin on using that... ummm... I guess we could look for another 1... *backtracks down the hall*...*door opens to the side and I'm yanked through and door slams shut*...

HEy I'll just get the workers to bring anther one don't worry.

*wispers* all Materia is mine....hehehehehe.......

*normal voice* Hmm....lesse, I jumped after Materia, got it, and fell off. *rubbs slightly bruised behind* and landed here

*sees Cid takle dead robots, so decides to have fun and pounces him* Are we there yet?!

*points Gun arm at Einafit and Reno* I aint no tramp fool!

what the hell is this about?

perhaps you should have read the start of the thread :eye:

*Kicks Reno on his shin* You're suppose to KILL him first then laugh after!

"oopss sorry noob. But Im da real turk here." then return to stance.


*points Gun arm at Einafit and Reno* I aint no tramp fool!

"Einafit watch a real pro at work. I'll handle this junkkie"

*Trys to open the door, which Sephiroth has just been dragged through. It's locked. I pull out my gun and shoot the lock off I then open the door. The room is pitch black*. Hello...Sephiroth are you in here? Man, it's dark in here, even I'm finding it hard to see with my enhanced eyesight.

*Cid lights a flar* Damn its sucking the light out of the my flar!" *hands everyone a flar* "this room must be a black room." *Walks in with his spear ready*

*Goes down hallway and heres something around a corner And fires wildly then checks what it is and the ground colapses underneath him* hey a dark room *runs in and bumbs into Cid* oops *turns on a flashlight*

Damn it hell watch were your goin'

Damn Cid blow up his HighWind, luckily I wasn't in it. LOL.
*Note-to-Cid: Build new HighWind will take 15 years*

*Climb on a tree & Sit on a huge branch while observing Reno Vs. Barrett*

*you guys hear echoin distance(while in dark room)*... ummm... guys... could some1 tell me what I'm wraped up in plz? I cant see my nose in front of my face...

"your in a mask" *takes mask off*

*note to turk* I got the time to make anther.


So now what I could get the Real highwind to get us at the A pick up zone but the ETA is 10 minuts.

*keeps sneeking around in the dark*

hmmm.....if they can't see.....

*tries to see if strange man's pockets have Materia inside (strange man = Sephiroth)*

*sephrioth gets up (some how) and grabs who ever dkhyrosha is* how dare u

Well barret lets play. Einafit u taking notes *charges towards barret with electric rod in left hand. But then stops. Checks his hair then contiunes his assult again

no stop reno * sephrioth shouts and causes a trema* use my comb *chucks come to reno

(lol sephiroth. But how did u get there)

(i used my super ultima comb transportation !?!)

eh? wat to a toad, lol
look there a fly go chase it

are u mocking me *sephrioth shakes his head and lookes sladley at his feet*

guys... which one of you is groping in my pants? it feels really wrong.. and I'm going to ask nicely one last time...

GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

umm groping in pants well :erm: ... errr that proberly was me sexpot (the puppy dog smily wont work)

*door to room closes suddenly*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WERE ALL GONNA DIE
*starts running Wildly and dissapears in darkness*

arr this is going nowhere *sephrioth gets out his masume and starts thrashing it about widely hitting things in the dark*

ummm... just to clarify, nova, are you seph or a clone? cuz earlier I thought u said u were a clone... doesn't matter either way...

oh and (playing as seph here)

*hears blade dig into something soft, almost like flesh, but no sound is heard* *thinks to self* (uhhh... ooops...) *yells* uhhh guys... I think I found something... *prods in front of himself w/ the sword and finds that the soft stuff covers the everything infront of him*

Umm...does anyone have any good suggestions on how we can get out of here?

ha (sephrioth) now it is time to die *wipes off guts from blade* damn it took me ages to cleen jimmy and now look (jimmy is petname for his sword)

p.s (ill let u live aztroth if u can guess where i got the name nadim from, hint ff7)

okay...*slowly backs away*

oooh... I know this one! uh... I wanna say the guy in the caves but I don't think thats it... was it... no I don't think that was it... ummm... hmmm... sounds like either nanaki's dad's name or some1 from the village of nibelhiem. thats my guess... (not like it matters anyways, I made this thread and started as seph, but multiple ppl can play the same char, as long as they cooperate)

*Woke up from on top of the tree* Where's all the action Reno? And stop catching that fly you moron! *Hop off tree and start shooting the fly*

(Anywayz bak to the fight with Reno vs Barret)

*Reno assultes towards barret. Barret locks and loads on Reno (me). Fires multiple shots.*
*Reno dodges some bullets and bloks the rest with his metal rod. Contines charging towards barret. Reno hits barret with his rod and then electricutes (dont know how to spell it) him with it. Barret falls to the ground unconsious.*
"ha ha ha, pathetic fool. Ur no match for a true turk." *Turks music plays in background*

*screaming sound in distance* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa*then i run into seph clone(or whoever supernova is) knock him down then trips*

*Woke up from on top of the tree* Where's all the action Reno? And stop catching that fly you moron! *Hop off tree and start shooting the fly*

(like the action above lol)

WAHAHAHA! I love it! *evil laughs*

*Turk music plays*

*Light starts to flicker on* ...???... *stops flickering, then starts again* ... *light stays on, but source of light is unknown* ... *room description: White everywhere, w/ quilted white padding on the walls. It's about 20 ft wide and the end can't be seen, cuz it's enveloped in shadows. The door we came in through can't be seen.* ummm... guys? where are we? and how did we get here? *jumps into stance, cuz of noise in distance*



*tydus dies and transforms into a sephrioth follower in black cape* sorry

according to the last post that he made that had a feasable declaration of who he was he was a seph follower (clone).

Hey Sephiroth, come back to the Evil side man... You act too much of a good guy. Start stabbing that follower of yours already!

(LOL I'm only suggesting you... don't really mean it. hahha)

yeah, well I'm trying to break outta an insane assylum remember? why do you think they put me in here to begin w/?

(it was me, shifting through pockets for Materia. Sounded like something Yuffie would do)

*lights come on. picks up bandana Sephiroth sliced off*

You're the second one who's tried to kill me with a sword this week! Look, just hand over the Materia, and maybe, I'll show you how I snuck in here.

*trips running person* LOL That better now to make are escape. *puts C4 on a wall*

Stand back *presses a button the C4 gose off* theres an exit!

*looks over edge* which floor are we on

*looks out hole too* ... ummm... guys... since when was alacatraz an insane asylum? *refering to the cliffs and water over edge*

*Reno looks at barret bleeding on the floor. Barret twitches. Reno gives him another electric show. No movement from barret.
"U learn something here Einafit........well u should have learnt that from now on bad guys always win" "None get off that damn tree and go to Don Carnios bar"
Reno continues walking with metal rod on shoulder.

*mutters* Fullcure *gets Up sluggeshly* Damn Electroprod!. *Shoots wildly*

"uhhh i thought i finished him off" *then runs behind tree*
"Damn i pissed him off*

umm never but I got the ship here another Highwind is seen in the distance.

*Applause with a smile as Barrett aimlessly shoot his handgun all over the place (Surprise he isn't shooting me. HEEHEE)
Reno maybe we should double team this big guy. He looks tough! But that's on you buddy, call me when you need me.

*looks down* wow, that's a long way down. How did you say we're getting out of this again?

"ok Einafit. R u Ready................. lets go".
Reno charges towards barrets simultaneuosly trying to avoid his bullets.
He thinks to himself ("i hope she following i dont want to end up in deep shit")

a metal worker darts out of Reno's way, " i could have been killed GRUGH...." the metal worker was struck twice by barrets stray bullets.

a metal worker darts out of Reno's way, " i could have been killed GRUGH...." the metal worker was struck twice by barrets stray bullets.

Reno replies before metal workewr dies "tell someone who cares jurk"

after worker dies "serves u right punk, ha ha ha ha"

Man this is getting out of hand. Barrett wouldn't stop shooting *Throw super size Grenade at Barrett*

*grab Reno and runs off*

"aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, let go let go, ur spoiling my image."

Ok suits yourself, that grenade will blow you apart! *RUNS AWAY BY HERSELF (snickers w/an evil smile)*

"wait wait wait" *follows along

"lets go to don carnio place. Looks like good fun."

Umm...Cid? The Highwind is all the way over there and we are all the way over here. How do plan on us getting to it? It will be easy for Sephiroth and I to get to it, seeing as we can fly (thanks to Hojo), but what about the rest of you?

(Im Tifa)

"Dont move Reno."
Reno freeze at this new voice.

Tifa: "Im coming with you."

ummm... well... see... I got something I need to tell you guys... *kinda fidgets nervously* :erm: ... I don't acctually know who I am... the last thing I remember is seeing this man and hearing the name sephiroth... ever since I've just kinda been modeling myself after him... *same kind of identity crisis as cloud, just different symptoms*... sry... I can't fly...
:laugh: ... (<---nervous laugh)

"hello sweetheart tifa, r u cuming after me or for me, many girls cant resist. ha ha ha ha....(cough)" Reno resumes stance.
"well if ur cuming after me u'll be in deep trouble cuz theres 2 turks here." (me and Einafit)
*waits for tifa to approach............waits............waits........ ."Ahh, i think i can see her in the distance" *.......waits.........waits

Okay...I guess thast means only I can fly. Sephiroth, you are carrying the masamune, aren't you? If you are then that means you are the real Sephiroth because I am certain he is the only one who owns that sword (unless people have decided to make replicas). In that case you do have the ability to fly you just don't know how. If that is so, I will be able to teach you how to fly again.

ummm... uh-huh... you might have a point there but I'm not sure I wanna learn by jumping off a cliff... uhhh... you sure only the real seph can use this thing? I just kinda found it and picked it up (though it is rather long). although that spikey headed guy that showed up earlier looked semi familiar... (refering to cloud)


(for those of you not sure whats goin on, this is a really big plot twist)

I wasn't actually suggesting you jump off the cliff. I was thinking more of you trying to fly around the room. Once you are confident with flying, then you can try and fly to the Highwind.

Stop waiting Reno, she ditch us already. Lets go to the Don like you wanted...

:shock: What do you mean you're not Sephiroth! Vincent is right, you got sword, you can fly.

*thinks to self* hehe...and that means you have big Materia, and soon, it will all be mine

*back to others* okay, so Vince can fly, so can Mr. Forget-who-he-is, Cid has the Highwind at his command, so what about ME?! :notgood:

*pulls out a cell phone * Get your asses over ASAP an lower the ladder.

OK I just told my workers that We are ready to get picked up.

*command phone rings at the training Ops panel in the highwind.*

chief load master answers the phone and listens to Cid's request

"hey, guys....do we still have that ladder? i thought they could fly?"

Stop waiting Reno, she ditch us already. Lets go to the Don like you wanted...

"ok"

*They enter Don place.*
*Turks music plays.*
Don stutters "hey hey, turks. I dont think i have to pay the protection money yet, its early isnt it."

Reno replies "Dont shit urself, were not here for the money wer here for the pleasure. ha ha ha"

*sees Grenade and legs it in the opposite direction* Damned Turks!

Well there comeing so get what you need from here and lets go.

chief petty officer opens a trunk and yells to the load master

" Hey, we got one right here, sir"

load master looks back at the officer holding a dusty rope ladder

"hope it still works"

Chief petty officer replays with a distrusting look, "if it doesn't, our leave will be cancelled...you know what that means, sir."

"Cid will cancel our trip to the hunny-bee inn, " the load master frowns.

ok... let me give this a try... *yuffie is bouncing all over the place, rumaging through pockets* ... happy thoughts, happy thought's... *yuffie still bouning around*... can you stop it please, Im trying to concentrate... happy thought... *yuffie still hyper* ... happy thoughts... *image of yuffie jumping around and "accidently" impaling herself on my sword* ... *flies up and hits roof*... OOWWW!!!... too happy... ok, I think I can do this...

ha (by the way the sephrioth folower dousn't exist im sephrioth sorry for all that ...dumm...dumm..dummm - lights flicker and lighting flashes) ur wrong i got the name from the ff7 ps1 manual some guy called cloud nadim. now i will kill u *stabs with his sword but of course wont hit anything* damn, stupid 1day lag *disapears*

All right there on their way.

ummm... uh-huh... you might have a point there but I'm not sure I wanna learn by jumping off a cliff... uhhh... you sure only the real seph can use this thing? I just kinda found it and picked it up (though it is rather long). although that spikey headed guy that showed up earlier looked semi familiar... (refering to cloud)


(for those of you not sure whats goin on, this is a really big plot twist)

hay im th REAL sephrioth *evil laugh (chokes) (splutters) well u all know how a evil laugh sounds* and i know how to fly *jumps into the air and leans forward with arms outsretched *imflying im...* falls and hurts knee* ouch

Meanwhile, on the highwind...

"Sir, we still have no fix on Cid's position, " relays the Senior Airman.

" Take the Pizza off sonar screen, airman, before the Officers arrive!" yells the load master

"Loadmaster, have the extraction plans ready for flight ops in 5 minutes!" shouts the Junior grade pilot from his post in the contol deck.

the loadmaster couldn't control his outburst, "Shi't! extraction...all we got is this !@#$% rope ladder!"

Junior airman nervously inquires, " sir, i thought they could fly?"

Way to go, Sephiroth! I knew you could do it!

*pockets Materia she "found" on Sephiroth* See, you can fly. I prefur my feet on the ground anyway.

*looks at Vincent, thinking to herself* and you are next...hehehehe

Cid fires a flar in the air. *Calls back to the Highwind get the fuck over her now will climb up the damn ladder.

Yeah well Im not playin pack mule... why don't we both cary cid over to the highwind so that HE can take care of picking everyone else up, ok?

Damn good idea

I swear though, that if try even the slightest stupid thing I'll drop you on the way over... *picks Cid up and flies out hole in wall* ... *Lands on Highwind when guards point guns at me* ... Cid get your lapdogs off of me before they die...

*Flies over to the Highwind and lands. Sees the guards pionting their guns at Sephiroth. Draws gun and points it at the guards.* Yes, I am well aware of the fact that I am out numbered, but if you don't put those guns down then I'll have to see if Chaos can be more persuasive.

Put the guns down now! Thats an order and get back to your stations.

*Cid takes the helm* lets get this over there. *flies over the hole and drops ladder.*

*sees ladder come down and starts to climb. Gets up top with a big smile on her face*

I thought you were going to leave poor little me down there all alone....

Hurry I got to refule this thing.

load master says to deck crew, " idiots! that's the last time you make me look bad! and who the !@#$% gave the order to draw weapons from the arms room. you know that vincent guy is unstable!"

Junior airman: " Sir, we saw an explosion of the port-side...we thought we were under attack...

Loadmaster: " Cid will have your job... i hope that vincent guy eats your soul or something...now you can check on the chocobos...MEET OUR NEW STABLE BOY JUNIOR CLASS!

*Ccrew laughs.

Crew Cheif: " anaconda 22 this is highwind 16, over"

Anaconda 22: " go ahead highwind 16, over"

crew chief: anaconda 22, status on mid flight refuel, over"

Refueler cheif: highwind 16 this is hotel 22, refueler ETS is 5 minutes. *break*
Cid gave the order will on the ground, over"

crew chief: "wilco, out"

load master: "airman, stow that ladder and send the refuel report to flight Ops. and inform the captain of the stable boy's new rank and also to drop linkage for that refueler...hopefully, Cid will be pleased that he won't have to drop this airship to refuel"

Senior Airman: " see i told you they could fly..."

Man Reno, What am I suppose to do at the Don.. *Yawn*

I dont know make urself useful or something.....
wait i got an idea........................How u doin, gorgous (message to Einafit)

Good job crew After this you can take your leave. *Cid salutes the crew*

*starts feeling the fact that the Highwind is moving* Tell me when we get ground. I'll be in the Chocobo Stable *urp*

Well, at least I don't have to worry about Yuffie coming after my Materia whilst we are flying.

food is in the confrenec room.

*Disappears into the conference room to see what there is to eat*

well this is the easy part where do we go from here.

"Walks out of the Don because apparently I have no interest of that place"

lalala......*looks at the sky* The HighWind!!!! *Starts shooting the highwind with a bazooka*

HEY RENO!!!!!! Look what I found!! Come out quick!

junoir airman: " mid-flight refuel has been initiated, sir."

load master: " great, crew chief, send word to the comissary to provide the conference room with the meal."
load operators: " honeybee inn, baby!"

deck hand: "Sir, there is someone balled up in the hay next to the chocobos....and sir...it kinda smells weird in there"

loadmaster: "SHI'T! not again...tell MEDCOM to bring up some tranquilizers...end get that stable boy a mop!"

meanwhile, in flight ops...

senior airman: hey, should we tell Cid we are being shot at?"

OPS specialist: no, we seem to be out of range...we can do without the yelling today.

senior airman: what about the refueler?

OPS specialist: " it's got a Mako Laser on it. let them deal with it."

OPS SOLDIER: Shuddap! you hear that! anaconda 22 this is ops 03, over"

Refuel chief: this is anaconda 22, over

OPS SOLDIER: anaconda22, situation: unknown enemy firing explosive charges *break* 2 maybe 3 persons *break* transmitting coordinates and fire for effect, over

refuel chief: ops 03, roger, copy coordinates and fire for effect.

*refueler fires a 3 second burst from mako laser at transmitted coordinates*

So uhh.. rev0lver0cel0t, you're a narrator ?

WHAT THE FUCK was that exploison! Report whats the damage!!!

*Looks out window* WTF no damage safe for now.

*moaning in corner of Chocobo Stable* I hate flying.....please daddy, make the world stop moving......*urp*

I found a secret pass through th fires fo He!!.

*im outside on the deck of the highwind when we're hit* ... *mutters to self*... cid you had better be able to keep this thing in the air... *grabs rail and launches over the side* ... whoever did this picked a bad day... *lands, stands, and looks around for the culprit* ... *spots einafit w/ a rocket launcher while reno is runnin out the door of the don's place* ... *begins walkin in their direction*...

Damn it get us down there damn it NOW!!!

FLight OPS officer: " Sir, we can't bring the highwind down until refuel is complete. we are out of range and out of danger. "

Senior airman : *mutters under breath* " i told you he could fly...see"

back out on the deck...
load master: " Shi't, did you see that guy fly... damn. i bet he's gunna cutt'em"

junior airman: " naw, i bet he's gunna shoot'em..."

crew chief: sir, captain wants to bring us down...

load master: "does he know he have 400 gallons of Liquified Mako floating above us? he can wait until we are done, besides i thought they all could fly..."

crew chief: *yelling into flight ops* " reporting no damage, we were out of range, sir"

commo. cheif: " anaconda 22 this baker 3c, over

refueler chief: " this is anaconda 22, over"

commo. cheif: " anaconda 22 we report radio disturbance in this area due to nominal explosion port side, over"

refueler chief: " baker 3c roger, status of refuel 90% *break* we'll be outta here in 3 minutes, over.

commo. chief: "anaconda22, send report to flight ops upon completion, out."

junior airman: "sir, i guess the honeybee trip will be cancelled..."

loadmaster: " you better put those thongs back before cid sees you in'em. he hasn't cancelled yet"

Damn it Sephiroth! Come back to the EVIL SIDE! Stop being such a goody two shoe... *continues and shoot the highwind hysterically & uncontrollably*

*stops* ... *shakes head* ... I don't remember... *falls to knees grabing head* ... I remember... power... rage... *screams* AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

IT HURTS!!!!! GOD THE BURNING, MAKE IT STOP!!!!! *falls in a heap*

*Reno walks out Don place and return to stance.* "Miss me Einafit"
*sees the highwind* "wat the fok, there they r..........its show time"
*looks at his elctro rod then runs back into Don place and run back out quikly with a bazoca in hand* "lets play" *steps next to Einafit and begins firing rapiddly towards highwind* "ha ha ha ha ha" Reno laughs histerically
"damn u sephiroth u know ur evil, i see it in ur eyes.....the anger, hatred, EVIL"

Crew fire at will!!! I repeat fire at will!!!

*still firing at the highwind with Reno*
Sephiroth remember Jenova, your mother! She is disappointed in you. You must conquer the world! Must destroy Avalanche (and that HighWind). Where are you ANGER!? You are EVIL! it's in your blood! EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cid starts fireing back* Eat lead damn it!!!

*still on ground* ... uhhh... *moaning* ... it... hurts... make... it... stop... *screams while grabing head* ... AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *reels back still screaming* ... *shirt begins to tear, and multiple glowing scars becomes visible, covering my abdomen (results of the omnislash that suposedly killed me)*

What the fuck is happening to him. *Cid jumps off and opens his parachut* I'm comeing.

*aim the bazooka at Cid* Back off!! Sephiroth is only recovering... DO NOT RUIN MY PLANS!! *Fires*

*Evil Laughs* (choke a little bit) *continue evil laughs*

*As the Missile pirced his paracut he free fall* Hell no you pissed me off now!
*put spear in the ground to break his fall* just you and me now I'll show why you don't piss me off! *throws a stick of dynomite at her* eat that bitch!!!

gunner 2nd class: " you heard him!

loadmaster runs into flight ops..."hey! the fuelers heading out. fire for effect!!

gunner 1st class: " highwind 02 this is this is ops14, go code A10, fire target 2 and 4, over"

" ops14, targets sited and locked, fire box 4?"

" highwind02, negative fire the lot of it at targets 2 and 4, out"....." we'll have that honeybee inn trip no matter what!"

meanwhile on deck....
junior airman: " this isn't good...Cid is chuteless and there is nothing but fire on the ground now...but no more bazooka blasts

crew cheif: " there shouldn't be, that was 10 tons of liquid Mako

*Cid radio's order "fire a the two with the missles"* Time to get him back!!!

What the hell?! That puny little Dynomite?
*Throw a 187M(a very powerful thingamajigga) at Cid* Take that you scumbag!

*Runs onto the deck of the Highwind to see what is going on. Sees Sephiroth sort of freaking out.* This is not good. *Flies down to the ground below.* Don't listen to what the Turks are telling you, Sephiroth. You do have the ability to be good; you are not evil. As for all that Jenova being your mother and being disappointed in you, that is a lie. Your mother was a lovely woman named Lucrecia. Now snap out of it!!!!!

"Sephiroth u hear it, its the sound of ur mother, shes calling u, listen"

"Hey cid if ur highwind fires those missiles dont u think will all be dead" (as we are all near each other)
"so tell the ship to back off". "it will be just me and u" *returns so stance*

*Whispers to Einafit* "feel free to jump in any time u want, ok"

*wisper to Reno: yada yada...wisper wisper...you know the deal.. blah blah blah wisper wisper* (lol)

Man if this Sephiroth don't turn evil I'm gonna Stab him with his OWN damn masumune sword!!!

*Throw hallucination potion at sephiroth*

Oi...stop trying to corrupt him.

*jump on Vincent and try to strangle him* TEEHEEEEEE! errr I mean GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

AAAHHHHH!!!!! *suddenly jerks upright* ... uh... uh... *screams* AAAHHHHH!!!!! *flies straight up into the air recklessly fast* ... *heard screaming as he dissapears into the sky*

I squeeze BOOBIES.

AAAHHHHH!!!!! *suddenly jerks upright* ... uh... uh... *screams* AAAHHHHH!!!!! *flies straight up into the air recklessly fast* ... *heard screaming as he dissapears into the sky*

Wow talk about Freek! Anyway if u want a bad ass sephrioth i suppose i could be him for mabe 2.4 million gill. eh eh

*Cid kick the 187m away from him* all right turk lets get it on!!! *Charges at reno*

*sees Cid charging at him. Takes fighting stance postion with electro rod in front of him.
"Einafit stay focused"

*Cid jams his spear in the ground to volt over Reno* This will be easy! *Jumps up high in the air & come falling down spear point at reno*

(I'm Rude of the Turks)
coming out of Don' s party drunk as hell, notice Cid trying to kill reno
(Grabs Cid out of air)" I was having a good time before you came along now Shina's over with and I don't have a job! You will pay Cid Highwind!!!!" (Has Cid by the throat slowly choking him into submission)" Nobody messes with the TURKS!"(Calls Reno)"Here boss finish him."

*Cid spits in Reno's face* Your the one who will pay ShinRa is dead get over it!!!

Get a life you bum! and put me down nor I'll pull a grenade pin!!!

Thinks to himself " I'm a bum?"(Looks down to see himself in only his boxers)"Where are my clothes?!"
"here they are Mister Rude"(most sexist woman comes out of the Don's with Rudes' black Armani suit) Maybe I wasn't having a bad time after all! Oh well you still will die Cid Highwind!"(Throws Cid to ground and proceeds to stomp him out)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Eat frag granade bastard *Pulls pin and throws the granade at rude*

*slowly sneeks to the deck, looks over, and falls back*

I don't wanna go down.....I don't wanna....

((will someone push her down? It'll be fun))

*Glares at Einafit, who is currently strangling me.* Big mistake...I now have my limit. *Transforms into Chaos.*

Get this monkey off my Chaos!!!

*i try to pertify Choas.*

*I quikly hit the grenade away using my elecrto rod. It blows up and theres smoke everywhere. So dont know if petrification has worked.*

"Einafit u ok? u kind of new so take it easy we dont want u to get hurt do we"

*Reno shouts* "Rude hold Cid on the ground!!!" *Reno runs up to Cid, and pulls out a knife from his leg*. "Eat this pig!" *Reno stabs Cid on the shoulder, blood squarts out all over the floor and on my jacket.*

*Cid screams in pain this raised his limit and he used Highwind* Eat this!!!

*Reno goes flying back scrapping on the ground then rolls a few times. Blood comes squirting out of his mouth*. "aaaaahhhhhhh" *Reno screams with pain*.

(by tha way does reno have a limit? i dont think so, well actually i dont know)

*sephrioth pushes dkhyrosha,* happy now

(remember I'm Rude of the TURKS)
*grabs Reno and Einafit* "Seems like we must make an escape but we'll be back and you'll pay Cid Highwind along with Avalanche!!!"
*Explosion from Highwind blankets smoke near Rude and the TURKS*
*smoke clears away to find nothing but a crater*

(remember I'm Rude of the TURKS)


How could we forget

*petrification didn't work. Sees that the turks have escaped and transforms back to normal.* Cid, are you alright? Hmm...I wonder where Sephiroth flew off to.

(yes, very)

*falls off Highwind and lands on Cid and Vincent. very happy to be on the ground again*

Awww....you guys broke my fall, that's so nice of you.

Meanwhile, the TURKS appear in front of The ShinRa Mansion in Nibelhem(is that right)
"we have to come up with the perfect plan to get Avalanche back for everything they done!! Any suggestions????"

"Hey dont u think we should find sephiroth, before they do?" *reno continues bandaging is hand*

loadmaster: " he he he he nows are chance..GGGOOOOO!!!!!

pilot junior grade: " ops 14, this is Mike 01...open dampers and release all pressure."

crew chief: " what the hell is going on?!

load master: " it's time for the hunney bee in, baby...HEY! Airman, don't take those thongs off just yet, the party is a go. "

pilot junior grade: " coordinates set....it's mine now baby!! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

senior airman: " sir, can i bring the goat?

loadmaster: " have right, the F!@#$, at it, big bro!"

*spindles turn and release a blue flame... the highwind swiftly disappears into the horizon*

*Cid gets up* I'm all right just some small....*fall on face from blood lose*

I think I passed out when Vincent transform into Chaos, thanks for "grabbing" me out of there! *Scratches head* What happen??.. OoOOooo We're back home at Shinra Headquarters! yayyyy *run inside*

*runs back out* Did someone say to find Sephiroth?

"yes but how do we find him and convert him? Man this is gonig to be tough!"
"I think we should sleep on it, I mean nobody knows were here." *goes inside Mansion, up to his room, falls asleep. then haves dream about the beautiful Tifa

*polish Rude's fingernails pink as he sleeps* Hey Reno, you can paint his toenails any color you want, here... choose a color! hehe

(Poor Rude, he had a tiring day from those Avalanche bastard. And that freaky guy who turns into some weird looking creature that made me faint!) We'll revenge for you Rude... right Reno?

O.O Cid?! *looks at Vincent* What happened to him!

I ain't dead yet hurry the hell and help me.... before I.....bleed....to death.

"green for the toe nails? ha ha ha" *an awkard silence occurs and a hay-ball rolls past.
"ye, Einafit will get them next time, I'll upgrade my electro rod"
*cough, begins to blush* "Well Einafit u did well for a begineer, but its getting late how about we go to my king size bed" *cough again*

*Punch Reno and give him a super huge black eye* Take THAT to your king size bed! *get up and went to her own room and......* (Snores)

*While laying on a bed with a IV drip in his arm he looks around* How the fuck did I get here!!!

*in who knows where* ... ugh ... *slumped against a wall*

Cids thoughts*Where is he he disapeared with the turks*

*put on ice bag on his eye, while sleeping on his bed*
*falls a sleep and dreams.............(god knows wat about)*

*in Cid's hospital room going through his jacket and things laying on the chair beside him, looking for Materia*

I'm hungry. Yuffie get me something to eat.

*Walks into Cid's hospital room.* You know I could just use Cure 3 on you and then you'll be back to normal. *Casts Cure 3 on Cid.* I'm going to go find Sephiroth; you guys can come if you want, it's up to you. Oh and by the way Cid, your crew have taken the Highwind to the honeybee inn.

Damn It I'm goin put foot there ass!!! I comeing *pulls neelds outof his arm * Ok lets go!!

*5 hrs later... still dark outside* (woke up w/a yawnZzzz) *mumbling* i have to.. go pee... *mumbling* *mumbling* (yawnz) *walk back to bed, sleep*

Lets...go to the Honeybee Inn first and get the Highwind. We will be able to search for Sephiroth more quickly if we use the Highwind to travel.

"Hey guyz get up time to find Sephiroth!!!! i bet avalanch are already trying to find him, so get ur ass's up NOW!!"

*woke up again* It's too early!!!!!! *hide under the blankie and snores some more*

"FOKIN WAKE UP, wats that sayin the early bird get the ........" *thinks to himself*
"cant remember, anywayz fok it just get up we need to find sephiroth"

*stuffs all the Materia she found in Cid's stuff in her pockets*

I'm ready to go when you are! Just lead the way!

Thinking to herself. Hehe, first Sephiroth, then Cid, Valentine, you're next, hehe

Okay okay I'm up!.... where's Rude? lets Go wake him up. (I hope he doesn't freak out with his new nails. HEEHEEE)

"FOKIN WAKE UP, wats that sayin the early bird get the ........" *thinks to himself*
"cant remember, anywayz fok it just get up we need to find sephiroth"
*wakes up* "the Early bird gets the worm, boss." *Looks at hands and feet*
"WTF?!!! OK whoever did this is not funny. after I save your lives, you go a play a joke on me. Well whatever." *Gets Dressed*
"i say we go to the Icicle Inn to the North first, my gut says Sephiroth is close to that place."

*meanwhile at the wall market*

Trey the fat bouncer: " well, to tell you the truth, i don't know!"

pilot Junior grade: " come on, it's the damned highwind...you know you want it."

trey: " well, i guess so...i will give you 1.4 million gil for it."

pilot junior grade: " uhh, that's not 1.4 that's an ALL materia."

trey: " same thing, besides you said that you don't need it anymore, right?"

pilot: "yeah, that's true...well....OK!"

loadmaster: " boy, is CID gonna be pissed....HAHAHAHA!

pilot: " NAW, he's in the hospital"

Junior airman walks out of the Hunny bee in with his new bride David

loadmaster: "he's a little big for you don't you think?"

airman: " those thongs are a little small for you don't you think?"

David: " leave him alone you big bad man>"

loadmaster: " hey, we sold the highwind..."

airman: " you know Cid's gonna be pissed"

pilot: "he's in the hospital"

david: "you know some people have materia for that...big bro casts cure3 on me after..."

loadmaster: "STOP! you're nasty...lets get out of here before we are spotted."

pilot: "alright, i got the 1.4 from the ALL lets' go."

the crew dissappears into the shadows of the alleys

"Where the fuck my Highwind I'm going to kill them!!!" "Good thing I got my homeing becon in it." "The honey bee inn Damn it!!!"

Honney Bee Inn? *eep* Uh.....do you really think a cute girl like me should be going over there?

Walks over and say"No but you can keep the stuff you took from my jacket if you help" smile and Kisses her forhead.

Hey i didnt put that on u Rude *turns around and smiles to himself* anywayz the icicle inn? good idea, we can go to that damn huge crater if we dont find him in the snow..........Lets move out

*Finally made it to the Honeybee Inn, with Cid and Yuffie, after having to hire gold chocobos and travelling for several hours.* We're finally here. Hey Cid, there's the Highwind. Erm...why are those men painting "Property of the Honeybee Inn" on the side of it?

WHAT!!!! Son of a.....*runs over and starts kicking the hell out of the people who were painting* This is my ship Bitch not yours!!!! Do I make myself clear!!!

And I thought I was scary at times.

What are we going by Reno? Can you fly the helicopter?

(Enter Whelk)

Gruuuuuuuu....

*hides in shell*

Ye............Helicopter........we could use that. wait let me load up how to ride an helicopter from the martix. *waits* There now i know let go to the glacier.

Oh come on now, I saw you flying something from that FF7:AC scene! Ask Rude! he'll tell you... btw where is Rude? Removing the nail polish or something? ... (giggles)

THat Damn paint is a shitty it pelled off on the flight up. Ha!!

*Comes out of shell and does wimpy attack*

gruuuuuu....

*hides in shell again*

WTF

*giggles and smiles until she sees the paint on the Highwind*

Well that's good. Bad. Bad boys!

*looks at yuffie* It's a nice day is it? I got my Highwind with a cute chick on it.

*awakes grogily to the feeling of something poking me (doesn't realize that it's trying to attack)* ... *looks around* ... ugh, my head... what happened? whe-... AAHHH!!! IT HURTS!!! make it stop... ... ... ... *collapses again*


(btw: Im just doin this stuff so I can have something to post... I inadvertantly took myself out of the story for the time being earlier... lol... oops...)

"WAIT UPPP!" "I can fly the Helicopter." (Hops in) "Lets go." (flies north then west befores he realizes he's lost) "Ok I say we go that way!" (points to his left)

now we got to find him the guy that has the masumone or whatever it is.

Damn it Rude! You got us lost! Hey look! It's costa del sol! lets stop by for a tan ey?! (I can't wait to see your swimsuits guys! heeheee)

"Why not I can use an tan for the Ladies! Maybe that's you Einafit!" (lands Chopper at heliport) "First to the bar!!! Drinks on me!!! Just Kidding, no Seriously."

woo hooo! finally! Some real quality times! ^_^ Skip the drinking part, lets hit the LAKE! Go get change now, hurry hurry... (wondering what Rude and Reno could possibly wear.. lol) *Rush to the changing room*