*Rude, who is always prepared, puts on his black swimming trunks with the golden chocobo print* "Watch out ladies, Rude is in the house!!!!!!!!!" "Maybe me and you Einafit
can get a drink later?"

So where do we go from here *scratching his head* the map is kinda old.

*comes out of shell*

Wait, why is this world 3D? Where's the Magitek armor? What're these attractive females doing here? How did I get here? *shrugs*

gruuuuuuuuuu...

*hides in shell*

*Comes out of the changing room. Wearing white shorts with the ff7 logo on it (meteorite/ball).*
*Whispers to Rude* "Hey Rude i wonder whats Einafit gunna wear....i hope its a nice bikini"
*Leans against wall* "Hey Einafit, hurry up i got do with a good massage from you u know"

Lets go to the beach and chatch some rays.

*stands on toes to looks over Cid's shoulder* Hmm.....well, we're in Midgar now. Costa del Sol is directly west of here, if that helps. I'm really good with directions!

"Yeah Reno, I hope comes out with a nice bikini so me and her can take a swim(Wink,Wink)." *sees kids playing with soccer ball, walks up to them then proceeds to kick the ball in the ocean* "Get outta here, your to young to see whats about to happen!"

*comes out of shell*

Catch some rays? What kind? Sting rays or manta rays?

gruuuuuu...

*hides in shell*

*walks out of the dressing room and starts running towards Rude & Rude* Hey guys! Wait for me! *catching my breath*

(I'm wearing this bikini except I have the ShinRa logo on the front part of the pantie. :D)



(I still have my hat on.... because you're NOT ALLOW TO SEE MY ...err.. FACE. *blushes*)

*looks at Einafit* "Nice outfit. Care for a swim, cuttie?" *Motions towards water*

"Damn u look hot Einafit.............Rude there someone that want to talk to u near the helipad"
"ha ha now that wer all alone now Einafit how about that massage?" *fliks hair bak*

Ok lets go west! *runs to his room and switchs to his trunks* ok lets go have a beach party. *turns the Highwind to Costa del Sol* lets go!!!

*grins* party wahoo! I'm always ready for some fun!

*looks Cid up and down* not bad.

*goes to Heiport and Sees Highwind* "WTF can't we have a little vacation without them"
*Goes back to Beach* "Reno, Avalanche is Here, I guess we have to cut this vacations a little short." *goes to changing room to change*

*Slap Reno on his head* I don't massage people! THEY massage me! *wink*
OMG AVALANCHE is here! OH NO OH NO! They can't see me in a bikini (Hides behind Reno)

*Comes out of Changing room* "Let's show them what were made of! I think we can ambush them by Cloud's Villa, that we catch them of guard" *looks at Einafit* " Why are you hiding? GET CHANGED, you too Reno!"

Too late! They're here already :(

*looks up* "Then I'll Stall them while you change"

How about we not fight and have ONE DAY of QUALITY time together? *laughs nervously*

Btw Rude... why did you change so quick? You look hot in your black trunk with that chocobo on it (hehehehe)

Edit:
Look what I got! lol....*snickers*

(Rufus have that same logo on MY pantie. HEHEHEE)

*looks back at Einafit* "You never know whats going to happen so I've trained myself to be the best at everything. That's why I'm the most Professional TURK next to our Leader Tsung(R.I.P).
BTW Thanks, but that all depends on them" *points at the now landing HIGHWIND*

OT: Where did you find that good thing I'm not in it:)

(hahaha, I know it sucks that RUDE isn't in it, wonder why this artist left Rude out. http://ff-collection.tk)

Tseng isn't DEAD! We saved him remember? Now he's ummm... hiding somewhere, just don't know where...and Elena too.

"Actually Elena left us...... because of me. Me & her were an item after ShinRa fell we were living in Kalm. She said we would be together forever but......"

But she left you for... ??? Maybe she left you to search for Tseng, you know how much she loved that guy. (*_~) !

Hey Cid, seems like your vacation plan isn't going to happen. The TURKS are down there. If they don't want to fight then their shouldn't be a problem. As for me I think I'll skip the vacation and continue to look for Sephiroth. You and Yuffie can stay here if you want; being able to fly is really handy when you want to travel. =)

" I tried to tell her he's gone, the Temple's gone, but she wouldn't listen so now I'm alone yet again." :(

This is bloody confusing me mates i dont freakin understand will sumbody giv me a clue

(Dotman read from page 1 if you want to understand.)

Rude, lets just ignore Avalanche and enjoy our 1 day vacation... go on, get change... (thinking of Rude in his trunks hehe)

" If that's what you want" *Changes back* "So what now?"

what now? hmmm... *Push Rude into the water and splashes water at him* HEHEHEHEHE

"Oh that's how it is" * Swims deep underwater, comes up Under Einafit, lifts her on his shoulders then Dunks her in water* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where's Reno?"

*gulp gulp gulp* (swallowing water) *bubbles coming out from the water*

"OMG" *Dives underwater, looks left then right sees Einafit Grabs her, drags to the beach and proceeds to give her mouth-to-mouth* "OMG breath, breath I'm sorry didn't know you couldn't swim OMG!"

I guess they weren't looking for a fight. In that case, Cid, Yufiies enjoy your vacation; I'm off to find Sephiroth. *Flies up into the air and starts heading towards the Nibelheim mountains.*

(damn reno looks good in the pic, im not gay by the way hint hint Einafit, and i also got the part wer he fliks his hair right aswel)

*Reno runs towards the water with a yellow rubber duck float around his waist*
r u stupid Rude, didnt u know Einafit cnt swim.....(i didnt know either).Anywayz move over i'll fiinish this mouth to mouth. *einafit begins to coff* hey princess u got me scared for a while there*fliks hair again* how about i give u a massage then

*looks at Reno* "Where have you been?"

*cough out waters* *Slap both Reno and Rude*
That's what you get for drowning me! Hey a rubber ducky! *snatch it from Reno and hop on the ducky*

"Sorry for that, didn't know you couldn't swim. Will you forgive me?" *makes sad puppy face*

*comes out of shell*

I've had enough of this!
IPSO
FACTO
MEENY MOE
MAGICKO!

Yes, that's right, I'm Spekkio! I AM the master of war! Phew, sometimes I scare myself!

I will forgive you if you both pamper me all day today! Serve me fruits and drinks now! Oh maybe later, now I have to continue practice drowning so next it will look more real. *WiNKz wiNkZ*

"That was cruel, I really though you drowned. I've been asking you all day for drinks now you want me to serve grapes too......... OK cutie. :D " *starts franticly looking for grapes*

I was only teasing, I "REALLY" don't know how to swim...*watches Rude as he runs around the place looking for grapes* *smile to herself*

*Returns out of breath* "Here's.... yo....your...gr...grapes....cu...cuttie!" *hands them over to Eina* " Now for that massage." *Rubs hands over her back* "Are you okay?"

TeeHee... Thanks Rude! *Starts eating grapes* Yes i'm okay, thanks for drowning me, now I got 2 slave for the day! ^_^

Well Yuffie now what? should we have fun or help Vincent look?

ummmmmmm, so vincent going to find sephiroth? (his the only one taking this story line seriously) dont u think we should to?...........maybe not. *Finds a rubber chocobo float and runs into water*

(Yeah maby we should Ok lets help Vincent)

(I was about to say, that if you just ditched me like that and left me out of this story line, I would have to come through the cable and beat the crap out of you)

*Lands in the Nibelheim mountains.* Umm...Sephiroth, are you anywhere around here? *Starts searching the mountains for Sephiroth.*

(lol... im not sure... Im just kinda wingin it... lol...)

In that case I will go with yes you are somewhere around here. Now all I have to do is actually find you.

Looks like funtime is over! *change into turk suit and prepare for more trouble* Okay guys, I'm ready!

"But we just got started!" *Puts back on suit very slow-like* "Oh well, back to business. Where to next and this time someone else flies the helicopter!!!"

" : ( damn Einafit u looked soo hot in that bikini pls keep it on" *changes to his turk suit (well wat eva ruff nek clothes he wears).* "so wer do we start Nilbelhem wer sephiroth found Jenova in the reactor or the Crater up north wer answers lie" *thinks to himself* "ok i'll fly now"

"Well since your flying you pick." *hops in Helicopter* "I mean it doesn't matter to me as long as we fight!" *stares out window*

"ok Nibelhem it is then.........weeeeeeeeeeeeee off we go, will check out that reactor"

(hey i was crono too the signature test that clound207.... linked)

*thinks deeply about Einafit in a bikini* (Thinks to himself)"Man she was hot and she loved my massage. Maybe me and her can get together :) " *Snaps out of halucations*
"Nibelheim hasn't changed much, maybe we can stop at that bar again Reno."

"wait let me think Rude....................NO, its mission time now" *arrive at Nibelhem

"Alright, let's check that reactor!!" *thinks to himself* "OMG it's goin to be a long walk from here!!" "Hey Reno, Is there a shortcut from here to the reactor? I mean it's a day's walk from here."

how about we fly the helicopter and land on top of that building itself?.. less walking.. heh

"We couldn't get close with all the mountains." *points forward*

(grrr.....my post disapeared)

*claps her hands and thinks for a minute* Well, staying here in the sun would be a nice break, but following Vincent to finde Sephiroth would be a lot more fun. *thinking to self*and profitable...hehe

*points towards the mountians* That'll be fun, but it's up to you, I'm just along for the ride *thinks again to self*and the materia

well ok lets go *grabs her hand* hurry or we'll be late!!

"Alright lets go it looks like were walking." *10 hours later* "We're finally here, now keep close just in case He's here. You stick close to me Einafit( Wink Wink)."

oh gosh! I'm not a weakling! I might be new but I still got the skillZ. (*_~) !!

(ok, I've decided where I am at... but I won't tell you, you gotta find me. I'll give you a hint though... it IS in the Nibelhiem area.)

"I don't think your weak, just very attractive :) "

"Enough of this affection business" Lets keep moving.

*Currently inside the Nibelheim mountains, where all the pipes are and where you fight the Materia Keeper, in the game.* Sephiroth! Sephiroth! This would be a lot easier if I had a sonar that could tell me Sephiroth's exact location.

"Enough of this affection business" Lets keep moving.

(who the heck r u ?!?!?)

*walks into reactor, A open door with the name Jenova printed on it*
"Ok i'll go in first............(cough) but make sure u follow me ok (cough)"
*enters the door*

(well not we have to wait for azroth/sephiroth to tell us if this is the right location)

Following right behind ya... this place looks creepy....
*Suddenly a weird robotic monster jumped out of no where* Battle time! HEEHEEE

"Yes a battle!, FIRE3" *monster absores attack* " Einafit your turn!"

*lightning bolt3* (monster weaken) Reno your turn

*monster does lvl4 Death and Kills Reno* "Gotdammit!" *uses Phoenix Down* "Einafit your turn."

*Still searching in the pipes/Materia Keeper area*.


Aztroth/Sephiroth am I in the right place?

*use Barrier on Reno, Rude, and Einafit*
*Enemy attacks Rude with 999 damage*
Reno's Turn

Opens ShinRa mansion doors lets see if he's here I remember cloud Vincent and me comeing here once but why? Yuffie look up stairs and I'll look down stairs. 8runs up stairs and enters the room with secret passage. Yo Sephiroth you down there! *runs down stairs* Hello *opens the door to the secret lab* Hello Sephiroth ya in here!

"It almost killed me!!" *goes out of turn* "Limit Break- Psycho Rush!!!!!!!!" *runs towards monsters and imatates Tifa combos and kills monster* "That will teach it some manners! Lets go!" *leaves room*

Right behind ya... Reno hurry!

*Rude disappears*

"uh, i neva had a turn" *tears begin to cover his eyes* "Come on Einafit" *Reno dissapears*

(well i dont know wat to do now ran out of ideas for this place)

*runs next to Reno*

*Disappears*

*walks up in a dazz* "where am I ?" *looks around* "This looks like the INN. Are you telling me I have to walk back to the reactor!!!! WHO DID THIS TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*when Cid opens the door to the lab, and calls out for me, he hears a sound come from the back*

Cid: Seph, you back there? *walks to the back area with the desk, and sees me standing there haveing just awoken* ... Seph... you ok, man? *I look up and see Cid, standing and staring questioningly*

Seph: What do you want? *an almost malicious tone in my voice*

Cid: Im just looking for you... where the hell did you go? what the @$%# is your problem lea- *is cut short by a hard stare from Seph*

Seph: You have no right... you shouldn't be here... LEAVE!!! NOW!!! *lunges at Cid w/ masamune drawn*

"Come Einafit, Reno Let's go to the manison to blow some steam off.

*bored checking everywhere else, shows up as Sephiroth lunges at Cid*

Hey now! That's not a way to treat your friends! *casts WALL between the two*

Well...he obviously isn't here. I think I'll go back to the mansion, might have a little nap in my coffin.
*Flies to the mansion. Lands and goes inside. Goes to down to the basement, is just about to enter the room where my coffin is, when I hear someone shout "LEAVE!!! NOW!!!".*
That sounded like Sephiroth.
*Turns around and runs into the room where Cid and Sephiroth are fighting. Turns to Yuffie*
Erm...what got him so mad?

*Arrive at mansion. (yawns)*
"well wat do we do now, i go and play the piano" * sits down on piano chair, about to press key on piano but hears shouting*
"wat the foks dat, someone in our mansion, its cuming from the basement" *Equips his electro rod and runs to the basement*
"there shadows cuming from that room, looks like about 4 people in there" *hides in a shadow behind wall near to door and listens*
*Reno thinks to himself* "(It sound like Sephiroth is changing, he must have read them books again, but wat if he turns, bak wat do we do. Will he try to distroy the planet again?)"

Uh Reno, what floor are we in? lolz... anyways *Rushes to the basement*

*sees sephiroth fighting cid and yuffie* "Looks like you can use some help!"

*Unholsters gun and aims at Sephiroth.* Clam down Sephiroth. I really don't want to have to shoot you.

"Looks like he isn't listening Vincent!!!"

It was worth a shot (no pun intended). *Fires a warning shot, which just misses Sephiroth.* Sephiroth, stop!!!

*Throw sleep potion at Sephiroth* I have so many potions I need to get rid off. HEHE

Uh Reno, what floor are we in? lolz... anyways *Rushes to the basement*

(well if ur read my last post u would have know wat floor i was on, duh)

*Reno runs into the battle scene (it is a small room)* "Einafit move over or lose some weight, der not enough room in here" *run towards Cid and clashs weapons wid him (electro rod and spear)*

"its pay bak time"

*resists sleep* ... *dodges bullet*

Seph: *maniacal laugh* You really think that can stop me? I may not remember who I am but I sure as hell know that that won't work on me... now... I have the power of a god I don't even remember how I got it! Hell, I don't even remember how I got here! I just want you all to leave, NOW!!! You have no right to tell me what I am!!!

"uh, all of us to leave!! we turks made u what u r, at least thank us or give Einafit a sweet or something, (ha ha) *little laugh to himself*

*levels a cold, hard stare on Reno*

Seph: Sooo... it's you I should thank for being who I am, huh? It's you I should be thanking for being a half crazed demi god with amnesia? Well then maybe it's you I should be pointing this blade at?

"well thanks for giving me all the praise, but i had help from avalanch (ha ha suckers)"
"well u can thank me for making u a demi god but i dont know about the amnesia though"

I just have an idea... *wisper to Reno: Hey lets stab Sephiroth with his own Masamune sword. HEHEHEHEHHEHE*

"ok u try first, dont worry i'll follow (ha ha)"

Hey Sephie! Look above you, it's Jenova, your "real" mother! ...*shot 7 consecutive shot towards Sephiroth* *grab his sword and give it to Reno* Now stab him! STAB HIM!!!

*Grabs Sephiroth* "Come on Reno, STAB HIM NOW!!!!!!!!"

Damn it RENO!!! HURRY UP!!!!

"Come on, Boss! I can't hold him forever!!!"

(what happened to the whole, "Only Sephiroth can wield the Masamune"?)

(what happened to the whole, "Only Sephiroth can wield the Masamune"?)
Oh that's right! No wonder why Reno isn't even doing anything.. RUDE! Come help!! *Helps Reno with that humongous sword*

(Side note: Let me introduce Aeris' Clone: a Spy who spies stuff for me...Aeris_Pink )
(second side note: Ignore the fact she's my little sister okay? She just wanted to join... :erm: )

*comes in to see Einafit picking up a sword and screaming* whats everyone doing?

*grabs hold of sword* "Damn it's heavy!" *looks around* "Vincent help your fellow Turks!"

*grunts and groans* Yeah! uhhghh.... Vincent... come help..You're.. a Turk.. tooo.. You know....

well.. ex-turk anyways...

*swollows* okay....... So he remembers being the One Winged Angel. Come on! Are you saying he'll be a bad guy forever?

*comes in to see Einafit picking up a sword and screaming* whats everyone doing?

"Well see that silver head dude?" *points at Sephiroth* "Were trying to stop him from destroying the world. Could you help us? Oh and BTW WHO ARE YOU?"

(sorry for being so Rude) GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

"BTW WHO ARE YOU?"
(PSTT!! I already gave you her introduction, she's a CLONE of AERIS and is my SPY who do all the SPYING for me and I don't know why she's at the scene with me ... maybe I should fire her.. HEHEHE)

"OK I'll keep that between me and you! Oh Yeah we can use some help for anybody against this PSYCHO!!!!!!!!"

i have a rod//stick with blades in it does that help

"Maybe but can you help us lift this sword?"

*uses some kind of weird magic to lift the sword for 5 secs* hey i see dust on this sword eeeeeeewwwwwww*drops sword* oops...

Alright we'll leave if you want us to come back we'll. *Turns his back to Sephiroth*
I promise if you don't wont anyone to bother you we wont but remember it a loney world out there. *walks to the lab door.* Come on folks he wants to be alone.

"sorry guyz i was trembling, i was thinking of Einafit in a bikini" (actually i was offline)
*anywayz helps Rude lift sword*
*they both lung towards Sephiroth with the sword and stab him straight through the belly*
*Sephiroth slowly falls backward into the ground with his hair flowing everywere*
*Reno turns bak to sephiroth and fliks hair bak, Turk music starts to plays in background*


(well i guess it Azroths post next, to claim if his invinsible or dead? well up 2 u)

Damn it we spent alot of time finding and you piss him off. *shakes his head*

(Im kinda confused as to how you picked it up to begin with, but I'll play along)


*Hobbles back to his feet*

Seph: How dare you! *pulls sword out of his gut* ... *props himself up with it* You will leave or I will have to redecorate in here... NOW!!! *heaves himself up and makes as to lunge at Reno*

*grab Sephiroth's leg* ... (yeah you can drag me to get to Reno.. HEHE)

fuck his gonna kill ya!!! *walks out the door* If ya need me I'll be outside the door!

*Knocks Einafit away from Sephiroth.*
He said he wanted to be alone, so STOP fighting him and LEAVE!! Hey Sephiroth, like Cid said it's a lonely world out there; believe me I know. If you ever want a friend just say. I'll be next door in my crypt.

*drags cid back* you better help them

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Sephiroth You MUST return to the DARK SIDE!!!

*jump on Vincent's back and tries to Strangle him once again*

does anyone need help??!!

*grabs Einafit's suite calloer* get off him *puts her on a hook8 Come Vincent...Yuffie lets go the turks can fight him if they want I got on need to be killed today. *opens the lab door again*

*take out gun and aim at Cid's leg ... Fires 2 shot and injure both of Cid's legs* Hah! Lets see if you can run now!
*Aim and shoot at Yuffie and injure her arms* no more throwing boomerang for you miss.
*Aim gun and .. Aim at Vincent's head...*

*uses some kind of magic to hold vincent down*

Damn it Now pissed Vincent!! Yuffie!!! Run!!!! *pulls out a grenade* See ya in hell turk!!! *pulls pin and tosses the grenade*

*grabs cids leg and holds him down before he runs*

It's gonna be one of those days *smears blood on Aeris pink* Nice color for ya.

(yo Aeris pink I'd grab the pin and the spoon and out it back on the grenade to keep your boss from getting killed.)

THAT DOES IT!!!
*Turns to glare angrily at the Turks.*
I was quite happy to leave this battle, seeing as Sephiroth wants to be alone, but YOU lot insist on fighting.
*Transforms into Chaos and flies towards Einafit knocking the gun out of her hands, sending it flying across the room, out of her reach.*

*Sees Grenade, kicks it towards the door It explodes in hallway* "That was close, Huh Einafit? I'll always protect you and Aeris_Pink." *turns around to see Sephiroth lunging at Reno* "Boss MOVE!!!!!!!

Thanks Chaos. *Cid props himself up on his spear* This going to hurt. *Cid chrages at rude and drives his spear in his knee*

Thanks Chaos *Cid gets up painfully and runs his spear in the shoulder of Einafit* No shooting for you little girl!

"AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!" *pulls spear out of knee* "I WASN'T EVEN BOTHERING YOU!!!!! LIMIT BREAK: PSYCHO RUSH!!!!!!!!!!" *imatates Tifa's combos knocking the S**T out of Cid, Turns to Vincent, grabs Einafit and Aeris_Pink then makes escape* "UNTIL NEXT TIME AVALANCHE!!!!!!!!"

*Thinks to self.* This is becoming quite gruesome.

OMG I HAVE BLOOD ALL OVER MEE !!!!!!!!!!cool-errrr not cool ^_^

*appears in COREL* "Damn again we get are a** handed to us." *Looks at Einafit and Aeris_Pink* "Are you two OK?"

*Still in Chaos form, thinking to self.*
I wonder if Rude realized that he left Reno behind.
*Transforms back to normal and proceeds to cast Cure3 on Cid and Yuffie.*

Rude.............................................. ...................DO YOU REALIZE U FORGOT RENO??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????? HES A TURK TOO BUT U DIDNT SAVE HIM??? but i dont really care

*looks at her reassuring* "Don't worry, He'll be here shortly. Plus I only have two arms I couldn't carry him too. But he escaped before I brung you two to safety."

couldve told me earlier....imma beat with my staff!!!!! hey wheres my staff??!! MY FAVORITE STAFF IS GONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *faints from lack of air*

"YOUR STAFF?" *looks around* "Oops!" *Digs in pockets* "Hey I'll buy you another, OK."

damn it! That Cid! *hold fist up into the air & shout* I will GET YOU CID HIGHWIND!!!

Rude, We'll be alright, go back and get Reno out of there, he's all by himself! GO NOW!

Thanks Vincent ok Sephiroth we'll leave if ya wanna talk about stuff like space then come on over. *picks his smoke from ear & lights it* see ya.

*Goes back to the mansion, sees Reno, grabs him and returns to Corel*
"Got him Einafit, what next? Is Aeris_Pink mad at me for her staff? I said I'll get her another one, a custom one from the best in the World! TO GONGAGA!!!!!!!!

Her staff is busted anyways, we should buy her a new one and send her off to spy on Avalanche for us... Meanwhile, Gongaga is fine with me ^_^

"We are going to Gongaga to get her a new staff. A great weapon maker lives near there."

meanwhile on the Highwind. "this sucks Sephiroth is half crazed and we got shit to do.

*Turns to Sephiroth.*
I'll be in the crypt next door if you want to ta;lk about anything.
*Goes next door and starts contemplating about whether to have a short sleep in my coffin.*

I WANT MY GOD DMAN STAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW *repeat xInfinety*

*after every1 leaves I hobble my way over to the table and lay down* ... *falls asleep*

*listens to Aeris_Pink whinning for 6 hours straight!!!!!!* "FINALLY WE ARE HERE! THERES THE SHOP, HERES THE GIL, NOW GET OUTTA OF MY FACE!!!! DAMN THAT WAS THE WORST 6 HOURS OF ME LIFE!!!!!!! *calms down* "Where to next?"

your fault u forgot to get my staff....................................did Eina say something about spying on Avalanche??

Yes I did! Once we get your staff, YOU need to do as you're told and stop screaming next to my ear!!!!! (Spying on Avalanche and Sephiroth that is... your job)

allaalalal*cloaks///turn invisible and spy on eeerrrr *does enie menie minie moe* ........Cid Highwind??!! *goes to find Cid*

"hummmmm, wat to do now, walks off alone and leans on a near by wall"
*ponder to himself*
"Got it!!!....................Gold saucer is just right there, lets go"
"Einafit u wanna go on the ride wer u see all the views? we can get in free as wer turks" *Doesnt wait for reply, just walks off into distance, listening to music (Papa roach- between angels and insects)"

Gold Saucer? Free??? Lets go then Reno!! We'll have funnn! Rude and Aeris_Pink can do their weapon shop while we take our break! ^_^

~arghhhhhh where are you cid...............................maybe at rocket town~ *goes to rocket town*

Gold Saucer? Free??? Lets go then Reno!! We'll have funnn! Rude and Aeris_Pink can do their weapon shop while we take our break! ^_^

"sound like a good idea," *hold Einafits hand and walks to gold saucer lift to entance*

(this is a little out of character for Yuffie, but it'll be fun)

*starts to walk away.* -thinking-Materia theiving and hanging out with the biggest, baddest Materia user I had ever met (a bit, in the North Crater trying to kill him) had sounded fun. But then again life with Cid is never dull.

*glances over shoulder and pulls a small black materia out of pocket. walks over and quietly sets it in Sephiroth's hands.*

*wispers* It's no good anyway, since you all ready used it, but maybe it'll make you feel more at home.

*runs out, becoming spunky self again, before skidding to a halt in front of Vincent's coffin. sticks hand in cloak pocket, grabbing what materia I can, and run even faster to the Highwind*

*loudly* Heya Cid! What're we gonna do now?

haha Reno, stop wasting time *pull Reno by his hand and runs inside* (we don't even need a ticket to get in.. LOL) So what shall we play, hmmm.... What shall we play Reno!

*trys to keep up with Einafit*
"Well, how abou that snowbarding game then? then we can so see the view (wer cloud and tifa sit togther)

Okay! *runs inside the snowboarding area* (If I see Cloud WITH Tifa I will push them off. HEHEHEHE.. sorry I like Aeris with Cloud better :()

*smiles at Einafit*
*continues with snowboarding game, drops in snow face first*
"ouch that must hurt real life, u'll probably be better than me, (i hope not)"

I'm flyinggggggggggg! *spread both arms out like in the Titanic movie*
*looks back to see Reno's face in the snow* Reno let me help you up..... but I don't know how to stop this thing... help...!

"Hold Einfit from the bak holding her wide spread arms (like titanic too)"
"just try to pull ur board bak"

*comes to game room for a 5 min break and sees Eina and Reno* MY EYES!!!!

What the? Who's behind me? *Elbow the person behind me*
*looks back* Oh it's Reno!! Oh i'm sorry, are you alright?? sorry I can't stop this thing, ahhh, it's uncontrollable! helpppp !

Sissy...

*bleeding little from nose* "ouch"
*press's the stop button on the machine* "happy?"
"Aeris Pink wat r u doin her, cant u see over 18 only, now bak to work"

do i look like a working machine?

Yes Aeris_Pink leave us alone... *runs up to Reno to check on him* are you alright? I hope I didn't elbow you hard... *rub his chest*

fine i will but where is Cid?

Aeris_Pink You're SUPPOSE TO GO SPY ON CID AND REPORT TO ME ON WHERE HIS LOCATIONS IS!! Where's Rude? Isn't he weapon shopping for you ?

Rude is..............i dunno i got my staff (yay) and then i left i think Cid's on the highwind *leaves to find the highwind*

*appears out of nowhere*

*After changeing back to his trunks Cid and Yuffie are at costa del sol* This should be a good day to relax.

"how about that romantic view ride then Einafit"
*facing to sky to stop lose of blood*

*walks out in her swimsuit with a scarf/towel (you know, those wrap around skirts) tied around her waist.*

Well, this should be fun.

*Wakes up.*
Hey...something isn't right?
*Checks gun and bracelet*
My materia is gone! Damn Yuffie! Good job I also keep spare materia hidden here and there.
*Pulls a lose brick out of the wall of the crypt. There's a bag behind it. Pulls the bag out and takes materia out of the bag. Equips the materia, then returns the bag and the brick.*
Even if Yuffie finds one of my materia hiding places, she can't find them all.

Looking good Yuffie lets go swimmimg.

"I need to let off some steam." *goes to battle square and enters fight*

man i wish i bought a blanket with me...........*shivers while sitting in a room in Icicle Inn*

*wins all fights* "That was easy.... maybe I have enough points to get Einafit something but what??" *Looks at prize screen* "This may take a while."

I want that huge orb, it's big and pink looking.. maybe it's a huge materia!
(the huge materia ISN'T really huge at all...)

*gets Huge Materia and gives it to Einafit* "How's this?"

*Cid dives in to the water* hahaha.

I WANT TO SWIM IN THE NUDE.

:(

*pokes Cloud*

Let's go skinny dipping.

*is snowboarding* wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*remebers to teell enia that Cid is in Costa del sol* damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *dails on phone for Reno enia or rude* somene pick up

Oh Rude, you're the greatest! *Hugs*
*Grab the orb and throw it up and down, bounce it, roll it around, and... POP!* What the... It broke! *Sobs*

Ahh the sea is nice and cool & relaxing. *put his arm around Yuffie* so what do you do after this?

Hmm...what should I do know. *Pulls out a book and starts reading.*

*looks at Einafit, takes a deep breath readying to scream at her when my phone rings* "Hello? Oh hey Aeris_Pink... Uh-huh, yeah I'll tell her... OK Bye." *Hangs up phone* "That was Aeris_Pink, she said that Cid is at Costa del Sol."

YAY NOW I CAN GO SNOW BOARDING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I wonder what Vincent is doing. wanna go vist him later?

"Oh yeah" *looks at Einafit* "It doesn't matter about the materia, I'll win you another!"
*Goes back in the Battle Square*

sorry... :( *makes puppy face* (Which you couldn't see because I have the hat on.. hehe)

*crashes into tree while snowboarding* thats it im tired of crashing into stuff........* goes to Chocobo Ranch*

*walks out of Arena* "Damn,that was too easy!!!" *goes to prize screen and asks for not-so-Huge Materia* "Your out?!?! Damn I don't know what to get her now!" :(

*laughs at Aeris_Pink for her clumsiness*
I have a new job for you Aeris_Pink. Search for Sephiroth and bring him to me... you know where I will be.

*goes to Shinra Mansion* mannnnnnnn why does Sephiroth have to be in this creepy mansion???*goes down to basement and tries to get to the lab room*

Oh RuuuUuUuUUUUuuuuuude..... *points at a huge stuff animal of Cloud Strife in AC outfit* *smiles*

*Picks doll and hands it over Einafit* "So, what do want to do while we are here?"

*in the lab and in high and sqeaky annoying voice* SEPHY!!! ARE YOU IN HERE??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hug Cloud Dollie and squeezeeEEee! hug.. squeeze.. Hug...Squeeze*
Well I dont know Rude.... Aeris_Pink left to search for Sephiroth... Lets see what Reno is doing. ^_^

*rolls eyes* "Yeah whatever....."

*elbow Rude on his stomach* If you're not coming then I'll go by myself! *runs to snow boarding game*

*smiles, floating in the water a bit after leaving skirt on sandy beach*

Hmmm....could go see Vincent, all though be may not be too happy with me right away. *thinks for a minute, more relaxed then usual* I dunno, where are good places to go Materia looking. Found most of 'em in Wutai, and I think I got all but a few from the guys we hung out with when Meteor came crashing, I got Seph's Materia, who does that leave?

"Ouch! I'm coming too." *realizes his plans to win Einafit's heart is going down the drain*
*rubs stomach* "I shouldn't have rolled my eyes at her!"

I'm going to see if Vincent has talk to him.

*jumps to her feet* I'm going to then! Life was boring without you guys!

*Cid put Yuffie on his shoulders* Lets go

*Gets to snowboarding game* "Where is he, Einafit?"

*Reno is playing motorbike game* "brum, brum, slash, slash"
"Damn Einafits cuming, got to stop acting like a baby and act cool"
*Reno gets off arcade and leans on wall (with back to the wall in a posing form) with hands in pockets. Einafit and Rude arrive*
"Hey wats up....." *flicks hair bak*

Opens door to the mansion and goes to Vincent's Crypt. "Yo Vincent how are ya"

Oh hey wassup Reno! What are you doing just standing there? *Show him my big Cloud Doll in AC outfit* Look what Rude got for me! *Giggles*

"why the hell do you always flik your hair back? Reno, your very conceited." *Starts playing Virtual Fighting Machine*

AHHHH help Reno's a pshyco mommy...


Leads the Tarnag shock troops, and decimates the shinra army and acidentualy crushes the pitiful avalanche resistance in the mince of battle.....


"Men of Tarnag tonight we make our destiny we have been betrayed by our own and now chaos sits at our doorstep threating to take all that we hold dear. There is no going back for now is our time."

"For Tarnag, For Honor, For Duty"

Heya, Vincent, you awake? *looks around* don't tell me we have to wake you up again, that was just plain creepy.

AHHHH help Reno's a pshyco mommy...


Leads the Tarnag shock troops, and decimates the shinra army and acidentualy crushes the pitiful avalanche resistance in the mince of battle.....


"Men of Tarnag tonight we make our destiny we have been betrayed by our own and now chaos sits at our doorstep threating to take all that we hold dear. There is no going back for now is our time."

"For Tarnag, For Honor, For Duty"

Dat so gay that i cant be bothered to read it all.

(Anywayz bak to storyline)

"eh, i flick my hair bak to impres............i mean cuz me hair keeps cuvering my eyes, u would'nt know cuz u dont have any"

"anywayz Einafit how about i should u a bigger toy......................i saw the cuddly toy over at that basketball game"

*leaves lab for some fresh air and sees door to crypt open*
eh?? dont tell me Cid is here.......
*looks in inside*
damnit!!!
*edges away to lab*
i hope they dont see me........

*stops playing with the Virtual Fighting Machine* "That was easy! Hey Einafit lets go to event square, I hear there's a wonderful show." *looks at Einafit waiting for a response*

I'm right here. *Walks out of the shadows, in the corner of the room, which makes everyone jump.*
I've just finished this book, *Holds up the book that I was reading*, and I was about to get another one from the room where Sephiroth is. I thought I might as well see if Sephiroth has calmed down a little. Do you want to come and see as well?

Hell why not Sephiroth should have cooled off by now.

Okay, let's go then.
*Enters the room Sephiroth is in.*
Erm...Sephiroth are you awake?

Are ya ready to talk?

*stands behind/between Cid and Vincent* Uh, didn't we tell him we were gonna leave him alone. I mean, he was scarry when he was mad last time, I really don't want him pissed at us.

Look if he gets too annoyed at us being here, I'll just say that I came to get a book and that we will then leave. This is a library and I do need something else to read, so it wouldn't actually be lying to him.

*hiding in corner*
im so freakin lucky they dont see me.........
*sneezes from dust*
crap.....
*cough cough*

You hear that....It sounded a sneeze and cough?

Long as I'm behind you guys. *thinking to self* Then if something goes wrong, I take the Materia the get my cute self outta here. Besides, if Seph here gets pissed, you won't need that Materia anyway

*look up at Cid* Yah, I heard it, I thought it was you.

noooo....I feel....fine....*sneeze* I geuss it was me.

Familiar Voice: Can I help you? *I (seph) am standing behind them*

damnit i wish they werent here
*sneezes again*

You hear that there it was again and it wasn't me. *akward silencet* um yhea I came to vist if thats ok with you.

Walks out of an demon portal...thenb screams


Shit we lost Mako production

*noticing that they don't hear me, I walk up a little closer and tap Cid on the shoulder*

Seph: ummm... hello? Can I help with something? or are you looking for me? Cuz, actually I was just about to go looking for you...

*tries to dial on cell phone quietly to Rude* help me.......... cid and yuffie and vincent and sephiroth is here pluss i have to pee really bad -_-

oh sorry I didn't see you there yes actully we thought come and visit you if thats all right.

I'm Cormus of the assasinorium Hereticus of Tarnag


Sneak up and kill's random bystander and goes back into shadows un noticed.

"Aeris Pink hide somewhere, i'm (reno) coming" Reno thinks to himself "(this is my chance to impress Einafit)"
*Arrives at Mansion and heads to basement quielty and puts nightvision goggles on*
*Can see Aeris pink hidin in corner, Reno sneeks up behind her and tap her on the shoulder*

*answers phone* "Hello? Oh Aeris_Pink....WHAT? I'm on my way!"

Gee, my own spy calls for the guys first before she calls me! *drag both legs to mansion unwillingly*

So how are ya doing?

*petrified cuz someone tapped me* eepp*faints*

Seph: We need to talk, and too many people know about this place so lets go somewhere else... you choose where...

*thinks for a while.*
We could go to the Northern Crater, or we could go to Snow Village (is that what it's called), or the City of the Ancients. All of those places are fairly quiet, so we shouldn't be disturbed.

The City of the Ancients sounds good.