ok Einafit *pulls out magnifying glass and searchs place (wer eva we are)

Gets limit and dodges an attack by weapon* lets do this!

*Cid's revive materia brings him back to life* Ha We kick his ass

*looks at Cid* welcome back! are you ready! *Runs at weapon at full speed sword drawn ready to do my limit*

*throws the rubber ducky again at the weapons*

*look guys, im sry... as you may have noticed I haven't been able to post lately. I can't say why right now, but I won't be able to post as seph any more. I may come in every now and then to visit with some random char, but for now you guys might want to find another seph. sry*

*Casts Comet 2 on WEAPON*.

Why won't these damn weapons die?! *watches the rubber ducky of death shot it's uber Lazers*

(this is boring me, maybe I should take off my hat and become Aeris and join the good guys)

(really kool but yeah it is getting kinda dull)

(just take care of yourself Aztroth, no worries)

Another one?!?! Arg! I all ready used my Limit Break!

*casts her "unknown red materia" KOTR* (and I can only use it once, but I just want to see the reactions to it)

(this is boring me, maybe I should take off my hat and become Aeris and join the good guys)
(Yeah very boring but you join the good guys?)

(wouldn't you miss me? :�)

Alright! this place is crap! (What was our mission again? I can't remember)
Lets fly to Costa del sol and relax for this week. I bet professor Hojo is there with his white suit on while trying to get a tan :o

(of Course I'll miss you!)
"Yeah let's go chill. TO COSTA DEL SOL!"

(this weapons attack is BS the meator hasn't been summoned and weapon is out WTF!) Why should we care if Midgar is blown to shit.

how many times have we went to costa del sol

runs up and uses Omnislash* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *drops to the ground and doubles back* damn! thing has got to be getting worn down by now! lets lure him somewhere where there are not any people! there is to much chaos going on to concentrate our attacks!

Fine fine come to me uber ducky *uber ducky lands in his hand* any ideas to where to take them. maybe if Areis was still alive she could talk to them.

Hey guys, how about we go after dark Sephiroth once we've defeated this WEAPON; after all he seems to know what's going on. We may be able to get some information out of him. It's a long shot, but it might work.

Lets go for it.

sounds like an idea to me! *thinks to self* and more theiving

I Heard that!

Aeris_Pink is right, costa del sol is boring now.. Lets go to Wutai!!! heeeheeee

"But we were just at Wutai.....Let's go snowboarding at the Icice Inn!"

lets do something fast people lets move it.

hey that's a great idea! *Excited*

OK this is going nowhere so lets do something.

"Yeah and I'm glad I thought of it!"

greeeeeeeeeeat into the freezing town

*Looks at Aeris_Pink* "You know you don't have to go!"

*Transforms into Chaos and does a number on Diamond WEAPON. Diamond WEAPON collapses.*
Right, we better hurry and find dark Sephiroth because I do believe that this WEAPON said that if ever it was destroyed it would be restored by the planet. Let's go. We may not be able to use the Highwind, seeing as WEAPON damaged it quite badly, but I still have the 3 gold chocobos that I got from the chocobo farm.

(Climbs onto one of the chocobo's) Lets go!

lets try the northern continent, thats where the wound was inflicted, he will most likely be there, plus we need o stock up on supplies at the icicle inn. (diamond isnt finished yet, he will be back before long!) lets go! Red, its been a long time, hows Cosmo Canyon?

Yehaw! *climbs on gold Chocobo* See, now this is the way to travel.

*looks back at Cid* But...uh....I'll help you fix the Highwind if ya want....

(At the Northern Continent. Diamond Weapon is reborn by the Earth) Ahhh it feels so good having a new body. Now where did I leave my brother gems? Ahh here they are.(Grabs them all and swallows them) Delicious! Now come to me Sephiroth, come and heal the world. Become one with the Earth.

(bore bore bore! ahhhhhhh)

*Speaks to Rude, Reno, and Aeris_the_Pink_spy*
Guys, I remember I have something I must do. I'll find you when I've accomplished the task. c-ya
*Runs off*

Seeing as we only have 3 chocobos and there are more than 3 of us, I'll fly. *Flies after the others towards the Northern Continent.*

Ok Yuffie I'll take that offer...Ok lets go!!!

eina probably eating her life away(SHE IS FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

So we just ride this to the Crater?

I sense those fools coming here. I better take care of this, it cant be interupted. (Transforms into Omega Weapon by combining the 4 gems)

Omega Weapon: YYYYRRRRRAAAAA! Ahhhh! Now, lets start the fun.

*turns to see Yuffie shivering* I told you it would be cold. Ok we will be at Icicle Inn in about an hour. *turns and faces North Crater* Cid, Vincent, you feel that? That is alot of power..........this isnt good, its either Sephiroth or Weapon which means we have to on our guard. *turns to Red* Red, listen to the Earth, what is it saying?

Yeah, I feel it too. Do you want me to fly on ahead and see where it is coming from? I can PHS you with my findings.

(we all know Yuffie's normal outfit)

I knew it would be cold, but jee, does it have to be THIS cold?! I'm freezin back here!

*looks around a bit*

Is it supposed to be this quiet?

Omega..... lead them here.... do not destroy them.... i have a plan...but you can weakin them if you desire.....

oh and omega... have all the fun you want (dark sephiroth is not talking fastly because the meteor ritual is being contucted)

Damn I feel it Vincent go on ahead like you suggested. Cloud do you still have you piece of Arise's ribbon I remember you gave all of us a piece. *Rolls up sleave and a pink ribbon is seen.* I feel like she is with me when I have it on don't feel her presesnce with it on like she is protecting you.

yeah, but we wouldnt have to use ribbons if i had gotten there sooner......* hears a noise behinde me to the left, a monster runs and tries to take me of my Chocobo*damn monsters! *before it hits me i grab its throat and throw it to the ground and pull out my sword to stab it* Its just a small one.....GET OUTA HERE! *it runs off* lets go.

*getting a little jumpy*

don't DO that! You'd make a ninja jump at a noise. Come on, let's just get this over with.

*hand goes to sleeve covering her own ribbon and wispers*
She was a great person, cared about everyone. If everyone was like her, then there wouldn't be anymore wars

I...I can hear the planet, its laughing. Oh no, theres a huge blizzard coming our way, the planet is trying to stop us from going on. Cloud, its a huge blizzard, nothing like we have ever seen before.

Yes master, I shall do as you say. (takes off and goes into the blizzard to wait)



(I now listen to sephiroths word because the planet wants him to be god so he can destroy all humans that have corrupted this planet.)

this isnt right....theres something wrong with the planet. everyone stay close, I dont want to loose anybody in the blizzard. *PHS Vincent* Vincent whats the word on that source of power? and there is a blizzard coming so hurry up and fly back here......unfortunately i think we might have to make camp to wait out the blizzard, Red says its going to be pretty intense.

Cloud I know the skys their getting rough.

the green ranger walks in and kills everyone involved with this rp using dragonzord. cnx.

the green ranger walks in and kills everyone involved with this rp using dragonzord. cnx.
(Just when this thread was getting boring)
*Sleeps at Inn. Thinking that he should go find Einafit instead of snowboarding the next day*

*Replying to Cloud's PHS*.
There's a strange swirling light surrounding the Northern Crater. The power, which we can all feel, seems to be coming from the very centre of the crater.
*Blizzard starts.*
Damn, there is no way I can fly back in a blizzard. There is a cave near to where I am. I will wait there for you guys to come or for the blizzard to stop, whichever comes first.

I don't know what's worse, the snow here, or the flying up there.

*finds a dry cave*

In here! We can wait it out inside.

*walks in to the cave* if there is this much power then weapon cant be far. Cid, you saw the sky. How long do you think it will last?

A few hours maybe 5 tops. *looks outside* forget that make that 7 it's getting worse.

looks out then back at everyone* ok, we are going to have to stay close and maybe we could build a fire. Cid lets go find some wood or moss, anything burn able.

*starts looking for burnable stuff*

hmmm....fire, burn, lesse....

(Flies as silent as possible into the cave with Vincent and punches him hard in the back. Vincent flies towards the wall and hits his face ont he rock.) Omega grabs him from behind in a bear hug.) Try morphing into Chaos again. Please. Give me a reason to use my Omega Beam.(Pulls him in close to his chest which has the Omega beam on it) I have one master I will bring him to you. The rest will follow. (Flies towards Sephiroth)

*spins on her heal as Omega grabs Vincent*

What the...!!! How can it see in this blizzard. Wait! I don't want to know.

(yuffie, vincent is in a different cave) *lights fire after finding some moss and some twigs* is everyone ok? *PHS Vincent* Come on, pick up, pick up, pick up. This isnt good Vincent should have picked up. Cid stay here and watch them, I will go on ahead and try and find Vincent's cave. PHS me if there are any problems, i will do the same.

(*duh* was fixing computer when posting, I sorry. Ignore last post....)

Be careful Cloud, don't get blown off the glacier. It's a long way down.

Take care! If ya die I find ya and kick your ass!

......thanks. *leaves cave and starts walking, half an hour later I find another cave* Vincent! are you in here? whats this? *looks at the ground and picks up a peice of Vincents red cape, looks around and sees a sign of something bigger then a human and a struggle* (PHS Cid) Cid, becareful, weapon has Vincent, hes using Gurrila Tactics and picking us off one by one. keep a whatchful eye.I will try and see if i can find a trail, if the snow hasnt covered it. if not i will head back there.

ok I'll keep an eye out

(hey guyz i wasnt around bcuz i got bored but i thought i would just check wats happening around this thread...................then i realized that its still boring)

*Reno watches the ring video. The phone rings. (creepy voice) "...7 dddaayyyzz"
7 days later Reno mysteriously dies.

(I might chek wats happening soon but for now adios amigoz)

*at the sounds of Weapon picking them off one by one, squeeks and latches onto Cid's arm*

You're bigger than me. I'll just hide back here.

this is boring

(ok we get the damn point stop bitchen)

OK I gottcha

( :P some of us, like me, don't have a life, so we do this....)

sounds like a plan. Now, shall we go look for him, or run like scared little forest elves down the mountianside?

We stay put till we get word from Cloud

*nodds* whatever you say. But if Weapon got Vincent, what's to say it ain't gonna get Cloud too.

I dont know Yuffie time will tell. *looks outside*

(when Cid looks outside he seen a large outline of something) Hello lovelies! (Flies into the cave and starts attacking Cid and Yuffie)

Yuffie got any smoke bombs on ya throw'em now!!! he didn't wait he grabbed her and ran in the blizzerd they got far from the cave and Cid put his coat on Yuffie. We have to find anther cave or some hot springs.

finnally.... meteor is summoned............... and with white materia in my possession, there is nothing to stop me!!! (dark seph phs cid somhow) cid... meteor is summoned so you might wanna hurry up and find cloud and the rest to fight me one last time and MABY survive.....

Stop your pet and bring us too you ya lazy bum!

*kneels down to look at the snow* these tracks arent going away from.......they are heading back! shit! *turns and runs back to the cave* (phs cid) Cid get out of there hes coming,im heading back now!

Cloud I know....Meator has been summoned I repeat meator has been summoned! do*static*n't.*static*go the the c*static*ve

*holds Cid's jacket tight and mutters something about cold and fights never going along*

Meteor's been WHAT?!?!?! I can't believe this, I'm supposed to be the theif with all the Materia. Who's got the white one? I ain't never had it.

*Cid nods his head* Yes and Sephiroth has the white one. *clenching his fist* I will kill that bastard! But we got to find Cloud

(Sorry I haven't posted for a while; I've been busy, but I'm back now.)

*Wakes up after having been knocked out by Weapon.*
Uh...my head really hurts. What happened?
*Remembers being attacked by Weapon.*
Damn, where am I?
*Looks around the place where Weapon left me and realise I'm in the crater. Suddenly sees someone walking out of the shadows where they had been standing. Immediately recognises the person.*
Sephiroth!

yes its me..... hehehhehehe your my bait.... and dont try to phs anyone because i have yours (thats how i called cid i guess) anyway sit tight.... your not gunna escape anytime soon.... not comfy??? TOOO BADDDD!!!!!

I know it's really stupid to ask now, but can I join. If yes, what role can I get? thx ^_^ (sorry to interrupt)

(go ahead and jump in! Who are we missing?)

Good idea. Cloud always seems to know what's going on. You lead, you're bigger than me.

(you could be jenova final or absolute watever, but you would have to fallow me...)

(you could be Barrett) Cid, your breaking up, Cid, CID?! DAMN! ok, i have to try and find Vincent, Cid and the others can find shelter, Cid is good with directions, he just has to baby sit for awhile,(luaghs in my head at how he hates to baby sit!) It seems that the tracks are coming from the direction of the crater, Vincent is probably there. (PHS Barrett) Barrett are you there?

Ok stick close to me this may get a little bummpy *put Yuffie on his back piggy back style* Here we go! *runs in the north direction*

PHS Cid again* Cid where are you are you o**k?

*about to pummle Cid for the picking up, when a lot of wind tosses her bandana into the air and out of sight. watches it and swollows hard*

*gulp* do we really want to be here? I mean, really REALLY want to be here?

*hears PHS and grabs it out of Cid's pocket*

Aiya Cloud! I guess the real Sephiroth is up ahead, summoning Meteor or something. Wind is really bad down here. We're gonna try to get up to the crater *wispers* right? *regular voice* so where're ya?

*ground rumbles, wakes up* "What the hell?! Whatever. *Falls back to sleep*

(you could be jenova final or absolute watever, but you would have to fallow me...)

Ok, I'll be Jenova then. I'm with you. (umm... where are we curently right now, cold you explain the situation a bit plz. thx)

(right now were in the crator and everybody is trying to find each other because they split apart for a little bit then there gunna come at me, there in the are around crater)

Cid reaches the edge of the creater. Huff....Huff...Huff we made it to the edge tell Cloud.

entrance of crater* I hope those guys are alright, but i dont have time to wait, Vincent could be in trouble!*runs down the slope and folows the tracks*

Huff...Huff...Huff we made it down the crater *Cid puts Yuffie down* Yuffie scout ahead I got to rest.

*walks out of a cave in the rock* Your late, Vincent im sure is further down, lets go!

Hahahaha.....I'm getting to old for this. *slowly get up and stands next to Cloud* Lets go kick some ass!

*looks around* ok, the tracks lead us this way, be on your gaurd it could be a trap!

(the ground break around cid and yuffie and they both fall into Omega's Arms) Now that isnt very fair, 3v1, Im just here to even the odds. (Flies towards the centre of crater and knocks both Cid and Yuffie out) (Telepathically) Ive brought a present my master, hes coming down now to free his friends, a one on one battle ought to be fun. (flies off to maks sure all the party members are knocked out cold)

*out for a bit, but wakes up while Omega is gone*

Owie...my head....who hit the pretty ninja? It wasn't very nice.

*looks to see others out cold and shakes Cid's shoulder*

Cid, hey Cid? You all right?

Shit it feels like somethin fell on my head Where the hell we?

I's about to ask you the same thing. I saw Cloud, but the next thing I knew, the ground was moving and here we are.

Are we dead?

I prepare myself for the battles to come. (hides as best as it goes beetween some walls or something, in the depths of the crater)

"your not dead..."
*yuffies whines as she hears a gun reload and placed to her head*
"turn around slowly"
yuffie turns around and gasps "elena?"
(thats me elena) "yup got tired of looking for tseng...so am back ready to kick some ass!...*giggles*...that ass is you!...ready to die?" elena smirks...

*in background cheerleading* go elana go!!!

(we have an Elena? Go TURKS)
"What's with all this noise? Looks like I got to get back to work." *heads to crater*

(i wonder if it makes it a lil more fun for teh bad guys//girls)

I thought you got it through ya damn head to never bother us again! Don't forget WE Save your scranny ass from that pervert Don!!!

*sees Elena Arguing with Cid* "Elena? Where have you been? What are you doing?"

*goes perfectly still, thinking for once before speaking*

We saved ya guys a bunch'a times. So stick the toy down before you hurt something.

*then, quick as a ninja (duh), moves out of the line of fire to stick Cid between her and the gun*

I ain't stupid ya know, I'm a ninja.

Yeah we have saved your ass and we have spared it pleanty of times! *looks at Yuffie* What are you are worried about I have explosives on me she shoots me it gose off we all die no problem plus body armor.

well elena was threatening yuffie and now shes fight w/ cid

Ok how about this we stop meator and We never meet again and I mean permently this time!

*looks at Cid* "Well the World's not big enough not see each other again but we'll help seeing as we would like to go drinking tomorrow and if there's no world how would that happen?" *looks at Elena* "Elena just put the gun down. Didja know Tseng is alright?"

Hahahahahaha! (Everyone looks up at Omega flying in the air) Its here! Meteor is here! All will perish! Youve wasted so much time arguing that now its here! HAHAHAHA! (Looks up at meteor which is looking gigantic in the sky, not much time left until it hits)

(dude it took 2 weeks for it to hit) We stopped it once we can do again.

*looks up and shakes fist at Meteor*

Well, at least we know Sephiroth really DOES have the black materia.

*thinks about Cid's remarks about explosives*

You know...you could hurt someone with those.

*points to Turks*

Would they work?

*puts gun down* "tseng is okay? where is he!?" *elena jumps back from cid case exposives go off accidently*.

*walks in calmly looking up* that weapon is getting annyoing...*looks at elena* u always were jumpy

OK I geuss I should get rid of these. *puts tons of explosives on the ground the pile is impossible high* I think thats the last of it...oh heres one more puts a cherry bomb on the pile*

*looks at tseng then looks away* "nice to see you too tseng..."

*Sitting in the crater, watching Sephiroth pacing.*
You know, seeing as you had me kidnapped you could be a little more accomadating. Hmm...I have an idea. (About to do something extemely un-Vincent like.) Why don't we play a word game? I'll say a word and you have to say another word that rhymes with the first and then I have to think of one. *Watches as Sephiroth seems to get annoyed.* Okay...the word is kite.

(waiting patiently for a chance to strike)

Hmm those idiots are right, meteor is taking a long time, at least 2 hours left. Now im getting bored. (looks down at the pile of explosives) What are those idiots doing. Oh well, I better spoil their fun (Fires a white lazer at the explosives and they all go boom, making the crater that much bigger) HEHE! Fireworks!

EEKK!!! *dives into safe spot when explosives go off, pulling Cid down too*

*looks up and shakes fist at Weapon* Hellooo!!! Pretty ninja down here! Pretty ninja and things going BOOM under feet in not a good thing!

*dives out of way of explosion* "What the hell was that? Looks like we have work to do."

Fucking Dumb shit I'll kill ya you fucking weapon!!!

*dives for cover* Aaaaah! what the hell!? *looks at everyone* so what do we do now?

You tell 'em Cid!

*hears the "what now" question*

Get rid of that thing in the sky.

right! *starts shooting randomly at the weapon*

(random bullets hit weapon) What, are they serious, they think they can take me on? How funny. (Charges down and attacks the party)

(wow I havnt posted in a long time)

(Wakes up) Huh? Where did everyone go? Why is it so cold? and why are there golden chocobos all around me? I gotta find Cloud (Take off towards the crater)

*weapon attacks party,starts walking backwards while shooting weapon* okay use are free to jump in anytime use want guys!!! *looks nervously at everyone*

*Cid attacks with Hyper Jump* Eat this!!!

*uses some protection spell on every1*

*Appears on a tall cliff with a huge ass moon behind me*
(10 second later....)
*walks away in style*
(giggles-to-self)

*Cast Fire3* "Damn barely bruised it!"

Ever one leave this to me go stop meator!!! *Cid charges at Weapon* GO now!!!

"I'll stay with him!!!!" *watches everyone run off*

Lets hold him off till the can stop that mad man. *Stabs spear in weapons eye* How do ya like that!

*pulls out his gunblade.....*

i pull out my icicle and cock my arm back like brett farve

*i slash ur face and ur stomach and u bleed bbq sauce and i taste it*

i grab my intestines and start to choke you with them you kneel down and i slap you with my engorged...






































penis

acpo how was your day today

my day was fine i ate a turkey sandwich

hey guys sorry im' late

oh i had some chicken nugz 8)

just in time shera make me some tea

right away captain! i will make you your favorite batch of green tea

#($*$ WONDERFUL

BAH GAWD

he is beating him senseless

*chokeslams acpo*

i do not sell the chokeslam and sit up like kane and then i big boot you

((this is not the place for an OOC conversation, I think there is one at the general dicussion))

*swollows* Be careful Cid. *runs off towards the center of the Crater*

did you hear what this noob said guys

hey guys do you like fried chicken

i really do

and watermelon

are you 16 inches when soft

LOL u perv

TAKE YOUR POSTS TO THE OFFTOPIC FORUMS

take your FACE to the offtopic forums -_______-

lol jk <3

FLY AWAY IN MY SPACE ROCKET ^^

guys there is a forum for this

its called 'anime'

LOOL

FLY AWAY IN MY SPACE ROCKET ^^

i will be right there captain

okie ^^

may i check your oxygen tanks first

oh yes you may ^^;;;

i will hurry captain, i want to take off as soon as possible

i send you off into the heavens ^^

oxygen tanks are checked and ready to go

time to blast off captain ^^;

climb on the rocket shera ^^

i climb on and ask "should i hold on tight, im a little scared"

hold on baby you're going for the ride of your life

i grab on tight preparing for one amazing adventure to places i've never been before

the gforces bring you to an ancension you have never been before

i cannot contain myself and let out shrill cries of excitement

that was only the first wave

this one is like a tsunami ^^ hold on ^_^

i carry on riding the rocket, wave after wave

oh captain, i never knew you were such an expert on piloting your rocket

the waves stop......



for a minute. then they surge up again, sending goosebumps up your spine

i feel us getting closer and closer to our ultimate destination

the rocket gets hotter as we near the center of the universe

the passions are burning just like the stars around us. we hit the center of the universe, and we both burst into a giant supernova ^^;;

oh captain, that really was the ride of my life :love:

:swoon:

(Hey shit stick get the fuck out of this thread your spaming it to hell and back, and plus I think your not going to post right so get fuck out of here!!!)

Just go hurry up!!!

(How about we make a new scenario? I got bored for the past few days, now look what happen. thread just turns minikui. hai... iidesu yo...)
(Minikui = UGLY)

(( :eye: why do I think they were picking on me.....))

*enters the Crater to see Sephiroth and Vincent. pulls out Conformer (I think that's right)*

A'right! Enough fun stuff stuff! We're gonna stop you this time, once and for all!

(Wow someone has multiple accounts, I think they should be banned)

HAHA! Your weak attacks do nothing to me. My turn. (Using super speed rushes both of them and tackles them to the ground, holding them there starts to charge his Omega 4 Cannon) Open wide!

Thats what you think!! *shoves 4-megaton Bomb in it chest* Hope you still like fire works oh and don't touch it...It might exploed and Little sehpy would died with us there for holy would stop the meator.

*Looks at Cid* "DID YOU HAVE TO USE THAT MUCH DYNAMITE!!!!!!!!!" *both Cid & Rude looking at Weapon with dynamite in chest* "So what now?"

We run like Hell!!!! *gets up and runs* (just to let you know it goes off when the timer gose to zero or when tamperd with.)

*Notices Yuffie.*
Hello, Yuffie, I was wondering when you guys would get here. Umm... where are Cid and the others?

*points behind her* They're dealing with a...uhm...old friend, back there. I came on ahead to make sure everything was all right.

*Cid and Rude run towards where Yuffie and others* "I hope everything is going okay for the others!"

hey! *everyone turns around to see elena running towards them* sorry but i came back i had to see if you guys where okay! *elena smiles*

gives elena a hug.

"are you okay?"

brb tuning up the tiny bronco by myself

captain wait, let me help you! i'll be right out

ok shera i will start the tuneup and you can join in once all the parts are erected and oiled up.

(sry i havent posted in a while guys, but im back now, and dont forget im dark seph ((STOP SPAMMING!!!))) OMG U GUYS ARE STUPID!!! you rly think a little bomb will stop omega? HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA (takes bomb out of omega) meteor WILL destroy all of this earth!!!!! and no, vincent i DONT want to play a word game!!

*swollows hard* Uh...you know what, I'm all outta ideas on how to kill this guy.

"This maybe the end."

*shakes rude* don't say that! it can't be!!! *lets go of rude,sighs*....it can't...*looks at ground*

*looks at Elena* "There's something I must tell you Elena...... I LOVE YOU!" *Turns away from her* "But I know you love Tseng and me & you could never happen due to this."

wat scene are you guys at??

(almost to the last)

I geuss I should smoke this last smoke before I die. *he took a puff he noticed a fuse at the end* Hey sephiroth how about a smoke you know since we are gonna die and all. *holds it out to him*

oh captain, that really was the ride of my life :love:

Cassie and acpo that was so funny lol! :laugh:

....rude....*places a hand on rudes shoulder,tears begin to stroll down elena's eyes,she turns him to face her*....i don't want it to end like this...

People I think it's time to shed some tears but frist *walks towards Sephiroth and stabs his spear in Sehpiroths Chest* Now what!

sephiroth bites off the end of the spear and swallows. he then turns around, pulls down his pants, and shits it back out at the party

(WTF!!!) OK I'm out of Idea's

i am the spear if you didn't know

i am travelling through the esophogus, it's muscley and slimy, but i slide down without hinderence. i reach the stomach, where I am greeted by a layer of stomach acid. it does no damage to my wonderful steel. the blood that was on the tip evaporates off, leaving me with a shiny tip. after marinating in this acid mixture for a while, I make my way to the small intestines after being coated by a layer of bile from the gallbladder. the small intestines are narrow, so as I head through, I scratch them with my tip, lacerating them and causing slight bleeding. I never get stuck though, which is great as I make this multi-foot journey. Finally i make it to the large intestines. I hop out of the small intestines, take a peak to my left and see the dangling appendix. I head up the ascending colon and pass a large mound of feces. The traverse colon is a dangerous journey with lots of fece-colored flans!!! I stab them though and they die. As i make myway through the traverse colon, I manage to accidently puncture the side. This allows the flans to seep into sephiroths abdomen. too bad. finally i reach the end and i head down the descending colon, where ther's a great deal of feces on the walls, with a large enough opening for me to wiggle through. holy shit. as i make my way towards the rectum, i say goodbye to sephiroths digestive tract. I stay in the rectum for a minute then i am ejected out towards the party standing quite a ways away.

*looks at Elena* " There's nothing we can do about it."


(This is the Script of the alternate ending of FFVII. Will be include with Advent Children DVD..... J/K)

"well I geuss we're screwed" *shakes head* "Damn it What Should we DO!!!"

OUT OF TIME! METEOR HAS COME, NOW YOU ALL DIE AND I BECOME A GOD! THATS RIGHT SEPHIROTH YOU FOOL I WAS USING YOU TO SUMMON METEOR SO THAT I COULD ABSORB ALL THE PAIN FROM THE PLANET, IF YOU HADNT NOTICED I AM THE PLANET, NOW I WILL RULE ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE. (Fires his charged omega 4 cannon at Seph which completely destroys him since he was standing right in front of me, his smouldering corpse flies down to the earth) AHAHAHAHA!

Now that Sephiroth is destroyed, I, Jenova, can now rule the planet. I am the rightful heir to the plante, and I won't let you lesser beings take it away. Now you die. You won't live to see Meteor crash because I'll kill you first. (rushes towards Cid and attacks him with a powerful Flare spell) - Now you die!!!

OH hell nah ya ugly Bitch *bearly dogeing the spell* But I do have present for you *Uses limit Dragon Brawl*

*wipes tears* your right rude...but we ain't going down without a fight! *turns towards jenova*hey bitch! *starts shooting at jenova* take that!

(Flies down towards the centre of the crater and cast all kinds of protective spells on him) Now for the final process (Pulls out the black materia and starts mumbling in a strange language)

HEy everybody get the hell over here and start killin the this bitch!!!

*still shooting at jenova* DIE BITCH DIE!!!

"Your right, Elena!" *Rushes Jenova* "PSYCHO RUSH!!!!!!!" *does Limit*

hahahhahaha..... ur funny omega...... you think i could die just like that???? if i cant control you, YOU WONT LIVE!!!!!! (stabs weapon clear in the chest with his sword and then explodes weapon with ultima) (o and btw, jenova, ur not rly jenova, the real jenova is dead and you dont rly think but i dont care) jenova, now that im alive, i control you again, so kill them. if they somehow manage to survive, ill be waiting for them in the center of the world. (disappears in the ground)

"Deju Vu, Huh Cid?"

*pops neck* Yeah but what the hell are we gonna do about it?

*points down* Yah know, followin him would come to mind! Did it once, might work one more time.

*wipes a tear from eye* I'M TOO BEUTIFUL TO DIE!!!!

Ah you'll be fine just stick close me *jumps down hole and yells from hole* Turks take care of Jenova!

*jumps in after Cid* Here we go again!

(bleeding all over the place from his wounds) Damn it! That tricky bastard doesnt know how to die right. You would stop me from achieving my destiny! No, I wont accept it! I WONT ACCEPT IT! (Flies head on to meteor)

*reloads gun*okay rude...*points gun at jenova*LETS KICK THIS BITCHES ASS!!!!

"Alright! Let's get to work!"

(Hits Meteor head on, but meteor knocks him out)

*pauses for moment*i wonder how cid and the other are doing? *laughs then starts shooting*whatever,i'm sure there fine.

*cast Wall* "Yeah their probably fine." *Summons Ifrit*

*casts flare*....um...so like.....when you said...you had...you know feelings for me......is it the truth? *turns to rude*

in the middle of the planet i sit up in a eerie green light*(sorry i was in alabama this week) ugh! DAMN IT! *gets up and hears rocks moving not to far above* CID, YUFFIE IS THAT YOU?!

WHo *Looks down* Cloud? Get ya ass up here!!!

*Cast Haste* "Yeah I really meant that, Elena." *uses Hero Drink*

Hey I made it. What the? Meteors here? Damn, Ive gotta do something about that. Hey whats this (Looks down and sees an ultima materia) Cool. I could use this.

where is vincent?did you find him? *gets up and jumps up to the place where cid and Yuffie are*are you guys ok? wheres sephiroth and weapon?

Sephiroth is in his old hell hole and weapon I don't know And Vincent is wit him

(Yuffie is with Vincent)

Did you hear something?

(I'll be gone for the next week, you guys can auto for me if you want)

*still shooting jenova* why won't this bitch die!!!!!!

"I don't know but she's got to give soon!" *cast Ultima*

so we kill this son of a bitch then what?

Fuck we gotta hurry!!! *runs and seesnYuffie*Yuffie you ok?

"We'll help the others down below." *Punches Jenova and it dies* "It's over lets help the others!"

right! *runs off with rude*