Death MK II
10-21-2007, 07:51 PM
Ah yes join together brother and sisters! Pass on the knowledge that there is a hentai religion and all are welcome! ....Wow....I'm really getting into this.
Yoshiking3
10-22-2007, 02:50 AM
i'm amazed more people aren't into this. Regular cartoons promote hentai almost every day but secretly.
Darthnicolas
10-22-2007, 09:08 AM
i'm amazed more people aren't into this. Regular cartoons promote hentai almost every day but secretly.
it's too damn true...
many friends of mine are aware of hentai but dislike regular anime lawl
i agree. the only reason we have furry lovers is because of disney making them seem so human-like and drawing alluring eyes on them.
they give kids baby-boners. :p
Yoshiking3
10-23-2007, 11:27 PM
Example. Ever notice how most animes with a female as a skirt. it's always blowing in the wind and sometimes the camera view is at the wrong place at the wrong time?
C L O U D
10-25-2007, 06:02 AM
sum Hentai is fine, because to me, real porn and hentai are both fine. But I'll agree that the extreme stuff like tentacle porn is gross.
Lin_Dai_Yu
10-25-2007, 03:46 PM
sum Hentai is fine, because to me, real porn and hentai are both fine. But I'll agree that the extreme stuff like tentacle porn is gross.
I've always considered tentacle porn to be at the milder end of the hentai rainbow. Maybe it's just the quality of the filth that I'm watching.
Darthnicolas
10-25-2007, 05:13 PM
I've always considered tentacle porn to be at the milder end of the hentai rainbow. Maybe it's just the quality of the filth that I'm watching.
jesus christ!!!!
if u consider tentacle hentai to be mild what's ur average hentai?
milf???
lolicon????
or worse?could it be BDSM?
*loses consciousness*
egg laying preggo guro? lol
Espanha
10-25-2007, 10:25 PM
I think the first hentai I've ever watched had a girl blowing a guy and when he came, instead of the usual white, sticky substance one expects, spikes shot out of the tip and redecorated the girl's face. With scenes like that and girls being ripped apart by tentacles, I don't really feel like hentai could be the thing for me.
But to each his own, I suppose.
I think the first hentai I've ever watched had a girl blowing a guy and when he came, instead of the usual white, sticky substance one expects, spikes shot out of the tip and redecorated the girl's face. With scenes like that and girls being ripped apart by tentacles, I don't really feel like hentai could be the thing for me.
But to each his own, I suppose.
ok could you tell me the name of that title? O_o must see!!
Espanha
10-25-2007, 10:51 PM
I'm afraid I can't help you. Not good with Jap names but I do know the guy was a cyborg of sorts. He was the Two-Face of hentai, except it was his entire body, including genitalia. I found it hilarious at the time but I can't provide you with a name.
It could've been from Pink Pineapple, I remember there was a lot of their stuff showing but I can't say for sure.
janejana
10-26-2007, 05:56 AM
jesus christ!!!!
if u consider tentacle hentai to be mild what's ur average hentai?
milf???
lolicon????
or worse?could it be BDSM?
*loses consciousness*
...milf and BDSM is weirder than tentacle hentai? o.O
Darthnicolas
10-26-2007, 11:44 AM
...milf and BDSM is weirder than tentacle hentai? o.O
i just couldn't think of any other perverted categories...u didn't have to point it out ;P
NecroWard
10-26-2007, 11:47 AM
Don't chit-chat. Post. O:]
raijinz
11-07-2007, 03:43 PM
I've decided. I'm going to start a hentai religion. Who want to join? ^^;;;
Need I even ask? Sign me up! This is the ONLY religion I've heard of so far that interests me! ^_^
Death MK II
11-07-2007, 10:33 PM
Ah its wonderful to see others gather and talk about hentai. The goddess is over joyed and pleased. ^^ I never actually thought about what my favorite category....And Disney didn't turn me into a furry fan. ^^;;; But thats like on the top five. o.o
raijinz
11-08-2007, 11:38 AM
It's probably easier for me to list the kinds of Hentai I'm NOT into. I'm a pretty sick & perverted dude when it comes down to it! �_�
Death MK II
11-08-2007, 10:48 PM
It's probably easier for me to list the kinds of Hentai I'm NOT into. I'm a pretty sick & perverted dude when it comes down to it! �_�
I'll take that challenge.
i won't. all because i've SEEN the worst doesnt' mean i get off on it. i'm just not surprised or affected. if you guys actually FAP to it, now that's just sick...
either way, i demand i be a spectator and have full access to the materials used in the battle. :D
Death MK II
11-08-2007, 11:51 PM
i won't. all because i've SEEN the worst doesnt' mean i get off on it. i'm just not surprised or affected. if you guys actually FAP to it, now that's just sick...
either way, i demand i be a spectator and have full access to the materials used in the battle. :D
I bet we all have seen things that are..how I say disturbed. As for weapons.....I got a shinny sword. o.o
Suopermanni
11-11-2007, 07:03 AM
O.o Wow, a 31 page thread talking about hentai. I didn't expect something like this to be on this site. Oh well.
As for me, I won't condemn people for liking certain themes of hentai that I may find repugnant. I just stick to the principle of toleration for that.
egxtreme
12-20-2007, 06:43 AM
An anime that focuses solely on that which is deemed pornographic or obscene in nature is the hentai I avoid.
No, I don't hunt down this stuff, but there are only a small few (only two)that I hold a fair deal of respect toward, though I frown on the content still in it.
While the material present takes a backseat to the surprisingly good story, it is still there. Not exactly one for the kids, if you know what I mean.
That's my stance and I'm sticking with it.
J. Peterman
12-20-2007, 07:03 AM
TACT I HOPE YOU ONLY WATCH THE GOOD STUFF
TACT I HOPE YOU ONLY WATCH THE GOOD STUFF
oh yah. you bet your ass i do. :p
(and some bad stuff) :p
ringo_hisui
12-20-2007, 07:41 PM
First of all im a female, Anime is its own category,I know anime is short for Animation But!!!!..
Anime is WAAAAAY different than a cartoon I'm very tired of people saying eew its just a cartoon>>>PEOPLE SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON SOME OF THE BEST WORKS OF ART SO PLEASE JUST SAY ANIME(FYI<I know the difference between reality and fiction>>) NOW,Hentai and porn differ GREATLY,let me begin:
If I were forced to pick one it would not be neither(I have a boyfriend)\
my personal preference is well...Yaoi, but thats beside the point
Everyone on earth has had at least one sexual desire toward someone or something before even if it is just a character IT IS NOT ABSOLUTELY VERY SUPPORTIVE TO DOWN SOMEONES PERSONAL FEELINGS AND CALL THEM WEIRD INSTEAD OF SAYING "EWW<ITS JUST FOR NERDS WHO CAN"T GET ANY " I say support them and encourage them to find a real life partner DON"T HATE APPRECIATE, maybe because of your love and support they will find a mate...........
Guys and Gals, I'm not saying hentai is a bad thing (unless its ERO GURO or tentacle rape,now thats the limit)
GENERALLY IF YOUR A HUMAN, no one person thinks like another
we all express ourselves in different ways.
BTW/the reason I like yaoi is not for the sex,but the fact that the characters are very dynamic,and people tend to have a stronger bond...
some hentai is like that too...
I stand firm on this issue,its personal preference........
virtualchan
12-22-2007, 10:03 AM
how come when i open a door theres never a half naked chick dressing on the other side??
just...don't....understand.........mind.....blown.
Death MK II
12-22-2007, 10:06 AM
how come when i open a door theres never a half naked chick dressing on the other side??
just...don't....understand.........mind.....blown.
Thats beyond me o.o
Ok I have to know who likes furrys?
Death MK II
12-23-2007, 03:26 AM
not me
Aaaw why not?
BlackOmen
12-23-2007, 06:27 AM
its almost lisk beastaphilliac or sumthing
Death MK II
12-23-2007, 06:32 AM
its almost lisk beastaphilliac or sumthing
Hmmm I suppose but yet it doesn't cross that certain line.
foxkeren
12-23-2007, 08:29 AM
to ringo hisui who like yaoi...
do you know any website that allow you to download
yaoi manga for free??
...thank you...
Yoshiking3
12-24-2007, 12:49 PM
hentaipalm is the biggest site out there with GB's worth of hentai and trust me i'm not kidding either. games imagesflash work comics anything ucan image hentaipalm goes through hell to prove the rule 34..i think..yea i think it's rule 34
yumechan07
12-24-2007, 11:15 PM
T_T I know people who like furries but I prefer yuri myself. I don't know, it would have to be cat-girl stuff (and I think that's not concider furry). *shrugs* I'm not dissing it cause I've seen some nice furry stuff, I just don't prefer it myself.
Seizaburou
12-27-2007, 08:00 AM
in my country, hentai is banned by the government, it will make a serious problems for someone ~~ Too bad ~~
Randompar
12-31-2007, 09:38 AM
While I like it, I don't like anything overly extreme (Tentacle crap makes me go wtf).
Same with regular porn, nothing really far out there, okay? >_>
Death MK II
12-31-2007, 04:12 PM
T_T I know people who like furries but I prefer yuri myself. I don't know, it would have to be cat-girl stuff (and I think that's not concider furry). *shrugs* I'm not dissing it cause I've seen some nice furry stuff, I just don't prefer it myself.
You do know...there if fury yuri ..right? But I like yaoi furry more than yuri furry...dont ask me why but saying that I'd never turn down yaoi furry ^^
sanose_3
01-01-2008, 05:57 PM
ummm.. i think i can handle anything (except some muscle guys holding each other) kissing...ok but i really, really hate (i mean it) rape = =' it's not my favorite scene
Lady Miyoko
01-02-2008, 06:07 AM
lets see hentai in my opinion is another form of pornography. I think of it as its own little category like for example some people like gay, she-males, pregnant, obese etc... so people are entitled to say they don't like, its gross etc..whatever. I'm really confused when people say it's a substitute for a real person/ love/connection. So are u saying that people who watch/ read any form of pornography are substituting for real people, even those who are married and watch/read pornography as a couple? okay moving on, Furries, they're cool. I mean if you're talking about them in a sexual sense, then it's just another category of porn to me, to each there own. But furries have been around for years. I consider furries any type of animal that's able to have human qualities aka talk, walk on two legs, etc.. so they're pretty cool.
Have there been more than a handful of decent posts in this thread, or has it just been 32 pages of pointless rambling nonsense like the previous post?
jewess crabcake
01-02-2008, 09:39 PM
no not really just cheers and jeers. And a recommendation or two.
mistekreuz_executor
01-13-2008, 07:00 AM
Have there been more than a handful of decent posts in this thread, or has it just been 32 pages of pointless rambling nonsense like the previous post?
What should say....? people just speak then leave....
Katsu Koneko
01-13-2008, 10:14 AM
The hentai I've seen are (in order from first to latest):
Parade Parade
Boku no Pico
Body Transfer
Bible Black
Futari Ecchi
Death MK II
01-13-2008, 10:50 PM
What should say....? people just speak then leave....
Yeah...that they do.
Shachou
03-23-2008, 10:11 PM
COOOOOOTIES. O<
Pffft. <3 You can go about not liking your hentai, but there's no need to announce it to the world, mmkay, dear?
Cross Clown
03-24-2008, 12:11 AM
Bah, all of this talk about liking hentai or not is like a broken record being played, either you like it or not.
denpavirus
04-07-2008, 07:28 PM
Hentai is the wrost thing ever that involves cartoons
Harkus
04-07-2008, 07:45 PM
Hentai is the wrost thing ever that involves cartoons
Worth while first post ;)
Death MK II
04-08-2008, 07:37 AM
OMG! I thought this thread died.
Cross Clown
04-09-2008, 07:10 AM
Oh god the broken record just started playing again.
Here comes another long flame war.
kagemaru jigoku
04-09-2008, 09:29 PM
Hmm...
It depends on what type of hentai...
If it was of a manga or anime I was familiar with then...
Well that situation depends on whether it is close to my heart or not...
Hold on...
I would look at it either way...
I like the idea of hentai...
But you people shouldn't spend too much time on it...
Get a girlfriend...
Believe me you'll be a lot happier...
maihime84
04-15-2008, 04:37 PM
i love hentai!! its funny and cool too!!
eltonjohn24
05-02-2008, 05:50 PM
Hentai is a a great art...you can see unbelievable doings of your favorite anime characters...the rape scenes are so brutal and funny...
Master Nabeshin
05-04-2008, 08:38 AM
Can hentai be art? I really don't believe it can. A talented artist may draw or paint a stunning, tasteful image of an anime character in the nude, but at that point it's just art. Does anyone really get off on the David or the Birth of Venus? Well, I'm sure some people do, but they don't count.
Anyway, I'm rather grateful for the massive collections of hentai to be found online today. Back in the day, you had to scrounge the darkest corners of the internet filled with pop-ups and adware just to find some decent hentai, and it was usually just of some random characters you didn't recognize and it was usually pixelated or censored or both. Of course, this was back in 2000, 2001 or thereabouts. Now I can visit any number of large online galleries today and rape my childhood and fond memories whenever I please!
Greatmars
05-21-2008, 03:56 AM
hentai is a big mistake i think ,
but u cant get rid of it ,
always has its fans.
#قي
All Seeing Eye
05-21-2008, 04:15 AM
I'm willing to bet most people who say they don't like Hentai watch it secretly. Just like the people who claim they don't like porn. We live in a hypocrite society after all. That's Allstate's Stand.
Greatmars
05-21-2008, 10:30 AM
U R right But it doesn't change the fact that it is a big mistake
to watch stuff like that Bec. even if u watch it u will get bored after a while.
getting bored isn't the mistake. it's being desensitized and constantly wanting more stronger stuff until you find yourself liking preggo egg laying loli furry guro. (imagine all that in a single picture. which btw has been done)
ROKUSHO
05-24-2008, 10:07 AM
i like hentai.
though i have VERY strict taste in it.
tentacle-filled hentai ar ok with me, as long as it doesnt go wrong at some time (ie: guro, etc).
softcore hentai is also good, by soft core i mean couple having sex, with little or no exposure of the male organ (the elven bride and magical twilight comes to mind) and if they have comedy in them (like the two series mentioned earlier), better.
but what really turns me on is straight shota, or shotacon, also referred as /ss/ in the "chans".
/ss/ reminds me of when i was little i wanted an older girl to seduces or be able to seduce said girl, but i never could and never found anyone like that.
however, there are certain rules while watching /ss/, the couple most not be little kid and graphically old mom/aunt, whatever. in other words, it must not be obvious the older woman is WAY older than the kid.
teenagers are ok as long as the girl is noticeably older (like, 13y old kid with a 16 yr old girl or something like that).
boys empire doujin series by juan gotoh fits quite well (minus exception)
Master Nabeshin
05-25-2008, 07:29 AM
hentai is a big mistake i think ,
but u cant get rid of it ,
always has its fans.
#قي
U R right But it doesn't change the fact that it is a big mistake
to watch stuff like that Bec. even if u watch it u will get bored after a while.
Okay, just how is it a mistake? Oh right, because if we watch enough of it, we'll get bored of it. Well, I guess I better stop watching TV and any movie, lest I see them enough times I'll tire of them. Hey, I better turn off the computer too, since there's only so much to see and do on the internet or on any of the applications I run. Because, you know, I might get bored of it all after a while.
Worst.
Reason.
Ever.
You're an idiot. Shut up or smarten up.
I've got more than one, rational, well-thought out argument to counter any point you might make, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to explain any of it to you.
As for my tastes in hentai....as long as the characters depicted aren't too young or old, and there isn't any gore (or "guro", as it is categorically known), I'm good. Ah, also yaoi drives me absolutely nuts. Seeing a guy in porn or hentai is just part of the experience, but seeing more than one of them interacting with another guy sends chills throughout my entire circulatory system. I find tentacles more interesting than anything else. I mean, trying to figure out and justify the biology of those things has passed many idle hours for me.
virtualchan
05-26-2008, 09:35 AM
I think he means that when the time comes for him to bang a real-life woman he'll have serious...arousal problems....what no tentacles, no gigantic breasts???
Cross Clown
05-29-2008, 08:25 AM
lol, idiot gets burned. and other posts are tl;dr
Other than that, hentai is hentai, and persons that don't like it are fags. Although that statement was fairly biased, it's just an example of how the values of others conflict.
I could say that it sucks and then get condemned by the masses of anon for not liking it.
The thing is, when you call hentai art, many idiots wouldn't consider it as art, because art is associated with something beautiful or well-drawn.
Art are drawings made to evoke a feeling within a person. Hentai just evokes erotic feelings.
J. Peterman
05-29-2008, 06:33 PM
hentai is devil art!
Geyzer
06-01-2008, 04:59 AM
Hentai fulfills certain fantasies that regular porn can't, and is therefore an inevitable existence.
Master Nabeshin
06-01-2008, 05:13 AM
Hentai fulfills certain fantasies that regular porn can't, and is therefore an inevitable existence.
You're flamebait if I ever saw it. Still I can't help but point out that you've just said that it is unavoidable that we'll all be hot anime chicks raped by middle-aged Japanese men and tentacle monsters. That our very reality will dissolved, to be replaced by the fabrications of perverse, lonely Asian men.
Cross Clown
06-02-2008, 02:16 AM
lol, you said it word for word.
Aside from that, let me reconfirm that it's just art that evokes a feeling, yet it's considered porn.
For those that really do wish that they could do the characters depicted in the art.
YOU FAIL AT LIFE NAO GTFO.
raijinz
06-03-2008, 11:13 AM
I might've said this before, but as long as you can tell the difference between reality and fantasy, you should have nothing to worry about. The instant you desire to do the kind of things you see in Hentai to real people, it's all over.
As long as you're not that f'd up in the head, I'm not gonna say anything against someones preferences. Heck, the kind of stuff I'm into makes me unable to pass judgement on anyone else!
If you love hentai? Great! Just keep it to yourselves on you related forums, NOT on more general puplic sites. It's just common sense, you know?
Hentai Haters? Either find out a lot more about Hentai before mouthing off about it, or move on. We already know how you feel, so we don't need to hear about how "Hentai sux" or "Hentai is Ghey" every 5 minutes...
/rant
arthas1011
06-10-2008, 09:27 AM
I'm a neb here but I have ta say I FREAKIN LOVE IT!!!
eboni
06-11-2008, 10:09 PM
I love hentai, and I'm a chick. I don't think the animated movies are worth watching. ...except G-Spot Express. Katsuhiko is hooooot. But, those things are just stupid. As for art, it's wonderful. Tenticle rape is very creative. And the poses are just wonderful. I have a collection of over 200+ piccies and growing...
I love hentai, and I'm a chick. I don't think the animated movies are worth watching. ...except G-Spot Express. Katsuhiko is hooooot. But, those things are just stupid. As for art, it's wonderful. Tenticle rape is very creative. And the poses are just wonderful. I have a collection of over 200+ piccies and growing...
a chick that loves hentai?
O_o
marry me!!!!!!!
>.<
i have GIGS of just pure images! (no movies, IMAGES). which translates to like...millions. lets get married and i'll share them with you. :p
raijinz
06-13-2008, 04:34 PM
a chick that loves hentai?
O_o
marry me!!!!!!!
>.<
i have GIGS of just pure images! (no movies, IMAGES). which translates to like...millions. lets get married and i'll share them with you. :p
At least try to get to know her first man! Just remember the phrase" If something looks too good to be true..." >_>
I don't mean to offend Eboni, but we've all gotta be careful in this day and age lol!
execrable gumwrapper
06-13-2008, 04:37 PM
a chick that loves hentai?
O_o
marry me!!!!!!!
>.<
i have GIGS of just pure images! (no movies, IMAGES). which translates to like...millions. lets get married and i'll share them with you. :p
:notgood:
eboni
06-14-2008, 12:30 AM
a chick that loves hentai?
O_o
marry me!!!!!!!
>.<
i have GIGS of just pure images! (no movies, IMAGES). which translates to like...millions. lets get married and i'll share them with you. :p
Hmmm.... there is a good chance you have all that I own, but if you have some rape pictures....
All Seeing Eye
06-14-2008, 01:24 AM
WOW! you guys act like Nerds who play online games and discover that one of the players is a girl.
Is it really that surprising that you have Girl Hentai fans?
Persona0
06-14-2008, 02:14 AM
WOW! you guys act like Nerds who play online games and discover that one of the players is a girl.
Is it really that surprising that you have Girl Hentai fans?
Chris Hanson and boys pretending to be girls has jaded us.
Seele
06-22-2008, 03:18 AM
I'm not saying that sexual fascination is a bad thing. It's natural. I just have a problem when fascination becomes obsession.
That's the problem with western society today it has become more and more of an obsession. Sexual fascination has only helped spur on the decay and degradation of western society. Japan is included in this because it's culture and conception of "love" has become a knock off of our own.
The whole concept of "love" based marriages came from the west. Before the fall of Japan after WW2 almost all marriages were arranged. One could say that we brought the most destructive thing of all to a society... "love" or rather "free love".
Sure, the natural lust has always been there, more from some then others (Cough), and always will be but wouldn't it be better for us as people to try to avoid this... filth? :-\
"Love is destructive"
...Alright, I'm done, gotta love that first amendment which means what ever I say you can leave or take... :egg:
gotta love that first amendment which means what ever I say you can leave or take... :egg:
That doesn't apply on the internet. If I wanted to, I could alter your post or delete it altogether without warning or the possibility of appeal. Just so you know.
Seele
06-24-2008, 02:49 AM
That doesn't apply on the internet. If I wanted to, I could alter your post or delete it altogether without warning or the possibility of appeal. Just so you know.
Crappy ineffective 1st amendment... :notgood:
ROKUSHO
06-24-2008, 07:53 AM
recently i have developed the taste for BJ's.
specially LONG ones, not just 4-second long shots and then continue to more sexual stuff.
plus, i like it better when the guy comes in the mouth.
execrable gumwrapper
06-24-2008, 08:21 AM
Crappy ineffective 1st amendment... :notgood:
Internet =/= America
recently i have developed the taste for BJ's.
specially LONG ones, not just 4-second long shots and then continue to more sexual stuff.
plus, i like it better when the guy comes in the mouth.
/agree 100%%%%%%%%%%%
what i hate is that right now you kickstarted my imagination to work into overdrive to fill in these nice new mental images you describe. BUT, that if i were to actually LOOK for something more tangible (some hentai clip, movies, pics) i could never find any as good as what my imagination is showing me right now. :(
either that or it would just take too long. idk. i never organize my collection that way.
J. Peterman
06-24-2008, 10:12 PM
The two traded glances, but knew they could not escape temptation. Kirby began to undress her with his eyes and also with his his hands, taking off her dress and skirt as the citizens on the bus decided to watch along. "No!", she began, embarrassed by Kirby's sexual advances, but Kirby continued. "No...", she repeated, but Kirby knew that no really meant yes. And so he continued, his hand know stroking her sweet pussy as she moaned in ecstasy. "Take me know!" she screamed as she took off her bra and rubbed her breasts into the puff-ball's face. "TAKE ME NOW!"
As much as Kirby wanted to ram his cock into her vagina, he wanted more foreplay, being the romantic that he is. "AAAA!" he said, as he stroked his erect and rock-hard penis. If Jasmine the hooker wasn't going to get rammed hard in her ass, she was going to do something. "I'll just suck on this, big boy!", she told him as his face lit up like a school girl. And she began stroking his penis with his hand as Kirby moaned in fulfillment. She pressed her lips squarely against his rock-hard man thing as Kirby just burst out in pleasure, his sperm now all across her face. "I see you're a little too eager", she told him, as she begin rubbing his penis. "Let's just try that again, baby."
Sobye
06-24-2008, 10:15 PM
Biggest - boner - ever.
jewess crabcake
06-24-2008, 10:50 PM
The two traded glances, but knew they could not escape temptation. Kirby began to undress her with his eyes and also with his his hands, taking off her dress and skirt as the citizens on the bus decided to watch along. "No!", she began, embarrassed by Kirby's sexual advances, but Kirby continued. "No...", she repeated, but Kirby knew that no really meant yes. And so he continued, his hand know stroking her sweet pussy as she moaned in ecstasy. "Take me know!" she screamed as she took off her bra and rubbed her breasts into the puff-ball's face. "TAKE ME NOW!"
As much as Kirby wanted to ram his cock into his vagina, he wanted more foreplay, being the romantic that he is. "AAAA!" he said, as he stroked his erect and rock-hard penis. If Jasmine the hooker wasn't going to get rammed hard in her ass, she was going to do something. "I'll just suck on this, big boy!", she told him as his face lit up like a school girl. And she began stroking his penis with his hand as Kirby moaned in fulfillment. She pressed her lips squarely against his rock-hard man thing as Kirby just burst out in pleasure, his sperm now all across her face. "I see you're a little too eager", she told him, as she begin rubbing his penis. "Let's just try that again, baby."
ROFLicious.
ROKUSHO
06-25-2008, 12:43 AM
The two traded glances, but knew they could not escape temptation. Kirby began to undress her with his eyes and also with his his hands, taking off her dress and skirt as the citizens on the bus decided to watch along. "No!", she began, embarrassed by Kirby's sexual advances, but Kirby continued. "No...", she repeated, but Kirby knew that no really meant yes. And so he continued, his hand know stroking her sweet pussy as she moaned in ecstasy. "Take me know!" she screamed as she took off her bra and rubbed her breasts into the puff-ball's face. "TAKE ME NOW!"
As much as Kirby wanted to ram his cock into her vagina, he wanted more foreplay, being the romantic that he is. "AAAA!" he said, as he stroked his erect and rock-hard penis. If Jasmine the hooker wasn't going to get rammed hard in her ass, she was going to do something. "I'll just suck on this, big boy!", she told him as his face lit up like a school girl. And she began stroking his penis with his hand as Kirby moaned in fulfillment. She pressed her lips squarely against his rock-hard man thing as Kirby just burst out in pleasure, his sperm now all across her face. "I see you're a little too eager", she told him, as she begin rubbing his penis. "Let's just try that again, baby."
INSTA-BONE KILLER for me.
the mere fact kirby is there is a no-go for a boner.
quite in fact, i think it shrunk a bit.
YOU BASTARD! GIVE ME BACK MY HALF CENTIMETER!
J. Peterman
06-25-2008, 12:52 AM
She began stroking it with her tongue, wrapping it around penis like a snake. She released her grip on Kirby's cock, and then have out a saccharine smile as she looked Kirby in the eyes. "Impressive", she told the puff-ball, "you're already hard again, baby. Let me make it worth your while." The vixen pushed Kirby onto his back and then enveloped his hard penis between her breasts. "You'll like this, big boy", she told him as she began to rub that cock furiously between her boobs, while gently licking the tip of his penis. Kirby let out a boyish squee, his body filled with a wonderful sensation. Kirby was ready to let his man juice rush out of his cock, but she grabbed him tight, just holding it back. "Baby, not yet", she told the excited puffy poo. "I want you to remember this." The women gently let go as she stood up and bent over. "Pick a hole, baby, and ride me!"
Kirby slapped the bitch in the ass, knocking her right down to the ground. "I like it rough too," she remarked as Kirby rammed his cock into her fucking mouth. "AAAAA!" he exclaimed, as the woman slowly released his humongous penis. "It's my turn, baby. Put it in me. I want that cock." As she stood up, Kirby slapped her down again, her head now slamming against the side of the bus. "BITCH, BLOWJOBS ONLY!" Kirby yelled to the slut's shock.
"You can ta..." she started, only to have Kirby ram his cock into her mouth again, this time keeping the whore down to the ground as he rammed her bitch mouth into and out of his cock over and over again to sexually stimulant himself. She began grasping for air as Kirby finally ejaculated with a loud moan, so loud that all the passengers could hear. The woman began choking on his sperm and just fell to the ground, his white gooey juice escaping from her mouth. And Kirby just gathered himself, and stared at the now sleeping beauty. "Learn to swallow", he told her as he left the bus, now ready to work at Nintendo Headquarters. "Peach does it much better than you."
Master Nabeshin
06-26-2008, 05:17 PM
I don't mind erotic stories. When they involve Kirby getting a BJ however, they tend to loose the effect.
Seele
06-26-2008, 07:40 PM
*Twitch*
Alas another of our beloved stars turned into a cute pink sex icon... :kirbywalk:
Whats next? Budda as a pimp? Browser as a Jigalo? :iveseenthings:
jewess crabcake
06-26-2008, 07:46 PM
*Twitch*
Alas another of our beloved stars turned into a cute pink sex icon... :kirbywalk:
Whats next? Budda as a pimp? Browser as a Jigalo? :iveseenthings:
how can :kirbyfly:?:itsamystery:
Seele
06-26-2008, 07:52 PM
Wait where... is... Kirby's... *Twitch* *Twitch* Oh dear... what does he have to swallow to... get...
...
It?
**100000000 Gil that the next person says Viagra**
poptart fantastico
06-26-2008, 07:54 PM
Biggest - boner - ever.
Mr. Erectile Dysfunction, huh? Not anymore! HAHA!
poptart fantastico
06-26-2008, 07:55 PM
Biggest - boner - ever.
Mr. Erectile Dysfunction, huh? Not anymore! HAHA!
Oh and - Viagra!
X_Player
11-17-2008, 09:50 PM
Bowser is so dam hot I bet baby bowser was born from professor gad, that type of hair and teeth are a total turn on too! ( look down to the flor and blush a little)
Hm... I'm really torn between deleting the moron's post and closing the thread. Considering that this thread has gone on too long anyway and that I shouldn't hoard all the idiocy for my own amusement, it'll have to be closed.
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