Tom Jones will have his career back after this!



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The Ricky
01-30-2005, 11:04 PM
My Parody of Tom Jones, I decided to give it a new thread. I need some critiqing here.

Original

"It’s Not Unusual"

It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone
It’s not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It’s not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna’ die
It’s not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see you out and about it’s such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It’s not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
you find it happens all the time
love will never do what you want it to
why can’t this crazy love be mine
It’s not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It’s not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you’ve changed at anytime
it’s not unusual to find out that I’m in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Elric�s (My) Parody

It�s not unusual to play with guns just for fun
It�s not unusual to sell drug for a buck
It�s not unusual to fuck anyone for love
It�s not unusual to see me high
Oh I wanna Die
It�s not unusual to steal your stash and lie
But when you knock me out its such a crime
If you should ever want to be shot by anyone
It�s not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
You find death happens all the time
I will never shoot you when you want me to
Why can�t this crazy drug be mine
It�s not unusual to be infected by anyone
It�s not unusual to be to wear wrap for anyone
But if I ever find that you�ve tweaked at anytime
It�s not unusual to find out I laced it for you
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh


Detonate
01-30-2005, 11:09 PM
lol =) Very good =)

mrmonkeyman
01-31-2005, 12:56 AM
Never, ever, ever, ever write something like this again. I feel embarassed after reading that.

The Ricky
01-31-2005, 02:41 PM
I’m sorry, well, not really.

April
01-31-2005, 02:52 PM
Uh. It doesn’t scan properly and wouldn’t fit to the tune, it doesn’t rhyme like the original and the subject is really lame.

If there was a God, and Tom Jones was in fact dead and not thrusting his ancient pelvis around to ‘What’s New Pussycat’, he would be turning in his grave now.


KREAYSHAWN
01-31-2005, 03:12 PM
I’m cringing for you.

The Ricky
01-31-2005, 03:12 PM
Well I in fact am a lame person, so what do you expect?

Gaffelmannen
02-26-2005, 05:04 PM
Good, but it sorta sucks. Wouldn’t fit to the tune, doesn’t ryhme at all times, but a sort of hilarious lyric.

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