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fascist socialist
08-09-2004, 07:08 AM
walking through the marketplace
my taste buds start to water
i see a bunch of oranges
then i see the merchant named walter

the merchant stares at me anxiously
like he wants me to take a fruit
i pick up a rogue watermelon
and throw it and it hits his face KAPOOT

i grab a sack and start to fill
with those sweet orange spheres
i yelled to my mexican kid
come over heres

we run and hide and dash away
with our stolen bushel of citrus
now i decided to find a motorist
so i can get myself a mistress

i see a car along the road
it’s white and black and green
i grab the woman by the tit
and then she starts to scream

i punched her face
she kicked my knee
i squirted orange juice in her face
and she was like "oh juan ur so sexy"

i pulled out my dirty mexican
and she grabbed at it quick
i told this bitch that she has to
suck on my

this bitch got raped
i went to flee
OH NO WHAT IS THIS
the police

im in the jail, with a guy named ron
his presence made me mope
then in a nervous fit
i dropped the fukin soap


Jess
08-09-2004, 05:15 PM
acpo will you marry me 🙁

heavens_final_samurai
08-12-2004, 05:34 AM
dude that is so cool your my idol

Riana
08-12-2004, 01:10 PM
Wow, very fruity~

fascist socialist
08-18-2004, 04:15 PM
thx for the comments guys

Recall
08-20-2004, 09:23 PM
gj acpo, you’re one sexy mexi.

RK
08-20-2004, 11:12 PM
Haha, that was just grand.

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