Myths you know of

Myth: In GML (Game Maker Language) if relative without at least one error is impossible.

Truth:

Create Event:
Misty_Plus = 0;
Misty = 12;

Step Event:
if (Misty_Plus <> 0)
{
Misty += Misty_Plus;
Misty_Plus = 0;
}
if (Misty_Plus = 12)
{
x += 12;
}

K press event:
Misty_Plus = 12;

False as up above example proves.

Legends tell of a princess named Ganondwarf, whose sole purpose in life was to be ensnared time and again by the wicked brute force of the heinous Gweedo thief, Linked.

Y’see, Linked was hard to please even by Gweedo standards. It took a golden triangle of infinite power to appease this space-rocket jockey, whose rolling red tumbles of hair and flowing cape led him to stardom amongst the rest of the tribe back home in Gweedo Valley.

Then one foggy Xmas Eve, Ganon came to say . . . won’t a hero come for me? Save me from this destiny!

Then how a little boy by the name of Helga emerged from the depths of Kokorky Foliage. Garbed in a green tunic and a sword and shield to boot, Helga set out on his little red riding horse, bound for Linked’s accursed lair. A collection of perilously-acquired trinkets and gadgets accompanied Helga as he confronted the Gweedo thief, aiming to rescue the imprisoned Ganondwarf from within the wretched confines of this stygian construct. Swearing off his Kokorky lineage, Helga thrust his instrument firmly into Linked, climaxing with a moan of triumph.

With Ganondwarf saved and the kingdom of Hightail at ease, Helga soon returned to his humble life of lifting rocks, cutting grass and dodging boulder mazes. It was on that day that the golden pyramid scheme was at last quelled, and the sanctity of gay marriage was secured forever. Fin.