Lesbian cow

Lesbian Cow

What if you were
a lesbian cow,
and you had a lover
who was taken away
to the slaughterhouse
and made into
b
u
r
g
e
r
s?

— 2005, C. Fernandez

What a coincidence. I just had a burger last night that tasted like lesbian.

Oh yeah I can imagine the pain. Right.

if i was a lesbian cow… i’d probably munch on some grass

I’ve seen and even milked many a cow and I must say that I am very suspicious that all cows might in fact be lesbian. When ovulating the other cows (not bulls mind you) cow hump eachother (totally the largest mammal hump’n readily available to the public). Thats when the farmer knows its time for a little artificial insemination. Oh yeah! I suppose without any bulls most cows might as well be lesbian. Ain’t gonna get too much action unless you got fence jump’in skillz or go cow lesbian. For the unskilled there is but one option.

Someone needs to find that old video of a cow attempting to mount another cow, but slips on some ice and falls flat on its back. It was pretty hilarious.

My God yes! I have not seen this (I’ve seen cows break lights while mounting other cows but this = far better)

…ummmm……..WTF?