Hazardous Resident Part II

Alas Barry came to his senses and saved Jill, the two parted ways exploring the mansion, while Chris continues his journey….

Chris: Move and I’ll kill ya again you son of a bitch!!!!

Jill: I know you’re not dead…

Zombie: …..

Jill: I know you’re alive!!!!

Zombie: No, I’m not!!!

Jill: Yeah…you are.

Zombie: No..no I’m not!!!

Chris: Great…anonther one of you flesh eating jerks…

Zombie: How may I help you?

Chris: Riiight…

Zombie: Well then, I’m going back to bed.

Chris: Wait! How do I open these locked doors?!

Zombie: You must go down stairs..to that room…and play the Moonlight Sonata on the piano which will then open a secret doorway allowing you to obtain the key.

Chris: Why all the trouble?

Zombie: We had nothing better to do before you guys came along…

Jill: *With english accent* Hellooooo!

Chris: Magaret! You survived!

Rebecca: No…I’m Rebecca!

Chris: Great to see to alive Margaret!

Rebecca: No..oh the hell with it…what are you doing?

Chris: If I could play this thing I could get the key to get us the hell outta here…

Rebecca: I know how to play!

Chris: Really?

Rebecca: Yeah…

Chris: Well then…get to playin’ you crazy bitch!!!!!

Will the STARS Team survive on their own? Will Jill find a point to her mission? Will Chris obtain the key?

Find out next time on Hazardous Resident!!!