funny inuyasha thingy

I found these on a site calles inuyashajourney or somethin like that and there supposed to be scenes of when they were "shooting" inuyasha there pretty funny and i was wondering wha teveryone else thought.
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Scene: When Inuyasha punches a hole in Yura’s chest

Yura: !!!! what the???? YOU JERK (slaps Inuyasha and he goes flying)

Director: Inuyasha, what are you doing? You’re suppose to punch a hole through her chest, not grab it!

Kagome: (to Inuyasha) You pervert!

Inuyasha: but… what did I do wrong??? My script says… (Miroku is giggling in the background)

Inuyasha: (to Miroku) you changed my script!?!?! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh die you stupid monk (chasing after Miroku with his Tetsusaiga)

Scene: When Naraku got his new body and kidnapped Kikyou

Inuyasha and Kagome: (staring at Naraku) O.o (giggling)

Naraku: (naked) …. what’s so funny??? Will you people stop giggling??? Can we all be adults here?????

Kagome: (pink face, looks away) I can’t look at that…

Kikyou: (to Kagome) you think that’s bad??? I have to let him touch me

Inuyasha: !!!! touch?????

Kagome: (to Kikyou) sure… don’t pretend like you hate it… why won’t you just stay with Naraku and leave Inuyasha and I alone!

Kikyou: why don’t you go back to your own time, little girl!

Kikyou and Kagome: (face off) gggrrrrrrrrrrr

Director: girls!!! calm down!! This is not the time, we have a show to do here. Girls!!!!

Inuyasha: (tapping on the directors’ shoulder) so….. what’s with the Naraku-touching-Kikyou talk???

Director: uh… Inuyasha… it’s in the script…..

Inuyasha: well, change the script… OR ELSE… (sharpening his claws)

Director: but…but… aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh (runs off with Inuyasha chasing after him)

Naraku: (watching) kukukuku this is fun and I didn’t have to do anything

Scene: When Kagura tells Sesshoumaru where his new sword, the Toukijin, is

Kagura: so you’re Inuyasha’s elder brother. You got a fine face.

Sesshoumaru: I know. You came all that way just to tell me that?

Kagura: well yes, that and where did you get your red eye-makeup from? It’s so much better than mine

Sesshoumaru: It’s not make-up. Is that’s all?

Kagura: ggrrr you really are clueless!

Sesshoumaru: ……… what?

Rin: (in the background, not moving) lord Sesshoumaru, she’s trying to flirt with you

Sesshoumaru: ………. what?

Kagura: (takes a feather out of her hair and flies away) how dense can you be???? JUST GO GET YOUR STUPID SWORD

Sesshoumaru: (to Jaken and the director) so… what does she means by flirt?

Director and Jaken: (sweatdrop) ……….

Scene: When Jakotsu first show up

Director: …… Jakotsu, what are you wearing??? Why aren’t you dress yet???

Jakotsu: they wouldn’t let me in the dressing room -_-

Inuyasha: that’s because you wouldn’t stop staring at us… you pervert

Jakotsu: I wasn’t staring. I was just…admiring *o*

Inuyasha, Miroku, Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Bankotsu, Suikotsu, Renkotsu: …………………

Miroku: (eyes twitching) that’s it. (unwrapping his right hand) I’m sucking him in

Director: Miroku! No! (to Jakotsu) ummm can you try to use the girls dressing room?

Kagome, Sango, Kikyou, Kagura: …………

Sango: don’t even think about it

Kagura: dare to come near our dressing room and we’ll kill you…

Director: come on, girls. It’s not like he’s interested in any you… (Girls = veins popping everywhere) ughhhh aaaahhhhh (arrows, boomerang, and wind are after him) aaaaahhhhh (runs off hiding)

Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Naraku joined force and Sesshoumaru puts his hand through Inuyasha’s chest

Sesshoumaru: (melts a hole in Inuyasha’s chest with his poison hand)

Inuyasha: aaahhhhhh

Sesshoumaru: (pulls out his hand)

Inuyasha: (falls face down on the ground and lays motionless)

Sesshoumaru: … (looking down at Inuyasha and kicks Inuyasha’s lifeless body a few times) … uhhh Inuyasha???…. oh damn, he’s dead……

Director: cut cut cut…. Inuyasha????? … SESSHOUMARU, YOU KILLED HIM!!!! AAHHHH I’M RUIN…. SESSHOUMARU (running after him with a gun)

Sesshoumaru: oh no, gotta fly (Sesshoumaru is on a cloud and flying away from the director)

Director: aaaaahhhhh damn you, Sesshoumaru… this is coming out of your paychecks!

Scene: when Shippou and Miroku tell Inuyasha to choose between Kikyou and Kagome

Inuyasha: I don’t suppose I can have both of them

Shippou: You two timing

Miroku: Well, it’s a common problem between men such as ourselves. That’s one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For, if either girls were to find out… ugh… oh no… (looks around and sees Sango, Kikyou, and Kagome surrounding the boys)

Sango: JERKS (starts whacking Miroku with her boomerang)

Inuyasha: uhhh Kikyou, Kagome, I can explain…..

Kikyou and Kagome: (pull out their bows and arrows and about to shoot Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: aaahhhhhhhh (running for his life)

Director: girls… what are you doing???? stop girls before you kill them…

Scene: when Jaken asks Sesshoumaru about the Tenseiga

Sesshoumaru: Jaken (pulls out his Tenseiga and cuts Jaken with it)

Jaken: aaahhh master Sesshoumaru… why????? (falls down dead)

Sesshoumaru: get up, Jaken. You’re fine.

Jaken: (lays lifelessly on the ground)

Sesshoumaru: (kicks Jakens’ body a few times) he’s dead… oh, no…not again… (looks at his sword) hey! this isn’t my Tenseiga!!!

Director: who switched Sesshoumaru’s Tenseiga with a real sword??? (a Jaken hater ran from the studio) aaahhhh get that idiot people…. (everyone on the set is chasing after Jakens’ murderer)

Scene: when Kouga kidnaps Kagome

Kouga: (got Kagome and starts running away) aaahhhh (slips on a banana peel…)

Kouga and Kagome: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (are falling off the cliff)

Director: CUT!!!! who puts that banana peel there???

Inuyasha: (eating bananas) ugh… oppss…. (runs away)

Director: aaaahhhhhhh (starts slamming his head against the rock) aaahhhh

Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are fighting in their fathers’ tomb

Sesshoumaru: (grabs his ear and runs his fingers through his hair)

Inuyasha: uumm!!! Sesshoumaru, don’t you think that kinda girly???

Sesshoumaru: !!! girly???

Director: ummm I think Inuyasha is right, Sesshoumaru… maybe you shouldn’t run your fingers through your hair like that….

Sesshoumaru: HOW DARE YOU CALL I, SESSHOUMARU, GIRLY. (transforms into his huge dog demon form and attacks Inuyasha and the director)

Inuyasha and Director: aaahhhhh (run away and hide)

Scene: when Rin offers Sesshoumaru food

Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but he refuses) grrrr!! EAT THE FOOD, YOU NEED TO GET BETTER!!(shoves it into his face)

Director: CUT! Rin, you’re not suppose to shove the food into Sesshoumaru’s face, stick to the script

Rin: oh ok

Director: ok take two … and action

Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but he refuses) ahhhh! grrrrr!! (shoves the food into Sesshoumaru’s face again, and start whacking him in the face) EAT *punch* THE *punch* FOOD!!! *punch*

Director: RIN CALM DOWN!! (but she still punching him) GET SECURITY!!! (they grab Rin and she finally calms down)

Sesshoumaru: (lays motionless)

Rin: uhh Sesshoumaru? oh no, I think he’s dead (runs away)

btw:i knoe my post is HUGE sry about that!

that was seriously funny, leave it to miroku to do something like that. 😀

lol glad you liked it! feel free to post any that you think of!

that was 2 funny. i burst out laughing while reading it. i love it.

Those are pretty funny, but since there are 3 different Inuyasha threads on this page, I’m closing this one.

You can go ahead and post it in the other Inuyasha thread if you’d like.