Speak your mind about this place. The people.
Don't hold back. Let your point be heard.

What you love. Hate.


Go.

Any reason that we can end discussion about this topic entirely?

Yeah......this is an awful idea.

Just don't.

Do It!!!

Let it go? Man, I've been waiting for a chance to do this for quite a while.
Spoiler'ed for convenience.


The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the queen.

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know!

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door!

I don't care
What they're going to say
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!

It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!

Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry!

Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on!

My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back,
The past is in the past!

Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone!

Here I stand
In the light of day
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway!

Yeah, no, thanks.

Pft. Sod This Place. I Am Out.

Yeah, and threads such as this one are not helping one bit.

Another day in the Shrine, another day depressed Mr. Gold takes his anger on everyone.

Whatever.

What Do You Care Anyway. If It Is That Annoying Ignore It.

It's alright, not your fault, but we (and specially me, who you have, for a reason I really don't know, been against for days and in every comment I made thrown shitty indirects at me) do not need to be the victims at fault for your problems.

When you're feeling down just relax for a day or two, leave the Shrine, but please, do not, I repeat, do not, blame us or throw all your frustration on us, it's just not right, because we really aren't at fault.

*sigh*

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Sorry.

Glad you could reason with me.

Yh.

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Close ths Thread.
Delete it whatever. Get rid of it. :(

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I apologise to everyone, i will not ask for forgiveness and i will also stay away a while. Gove you some peace.
Sorry.

You don't need to stay away. If you feel you need to, do so. But don't feel you need to because we want you to, because we don't.

Speak your mind about this place. The people.
Don't hold back. Let your point be heard.

What you love. Hate.


Go.

Well, what do you expect from someone who pledges to the Dark Side? Reason and calm?

Well, what do you expect from someone who pledges to the Dark Side? Reason and calm?

The Dark Side is very tempting and very depressing. Makes you dwell too much, in, let's say, dark thoughts.

Have I done funny craigslist ads yet? I'm starting to lose track.

Have I done funny craigslist ads yet? I'm starting to lose track.

No, I don't think so. Maybe it'll help the future of the community by spamming them.

Maybe it'll help the future of the community by spamming them.

Nothing I could do would do that, but it's not my role anyway.

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alright fuck it I'm pretty sure I didn't here we go

Three or four years ago in high school one if the kids in a computer class I was taking found a craigslist listing for "FREE DIRT". He emailed the guy the address of a student he didn't like. But I thought it would be a blessing in disguise - it's not every day you get FREE DIRT!

:laugh:

There's another hilarious ad that I know of, but don't know where to find it. :erm:

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Luck to me, I've located it.

f0783d38ca2d8a83abacdaf11aa8&oe=57E2D8E4

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Three or four years ago in high school one if the kids in a computer class I was taking found a craigslist listing for "FREE DIRT". He emailed the guy the address of a student he didn't like. But I thought it would be a blessing in disguise - it's not every day you get FREE DIRT!

No, it isn't. There's some dude living in my backyard behind the shed; if and when I want dirt, I have to pay him $4 an ounce for it. You know what else? I have to revolve around his schedule. If I wake him during his designated 'time of regression and augmented wisdom and knowledge', he will surely go ape shit on my ass. So, you're damn right I'll take up a Cragislist ad for free dirt! It's hard times these days.

...What does 'JO' mean? :p

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh, let's not.
http://i.imgur.com/CoWZ05t.gif

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh, let's not.
http://i.imgur.com/CoWZ05t.gif

Why are you so repressed? There is nothing wrong with wanting a good JO bud to keep you company.

:laugh: I think I may know what JO means now.

Why are you so repressed? There is nothing wrong with wanting a good JO bud to keep you company.



I was referring to the original post, not to you.

:laugh: I think I may know what JO means now.

Go to your room!

Go to your room!

♪I'm fixing a hole, where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go♪

I was referring to the original post, not to you.

Oh, right on. Well, post 'em if you got 'em.

Yeah, I definitely know what that's referring to.

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Oh, right on. Well, post 'em if you got 'em.

Sadly, the one I posted is the only laughable ad that I know of, so I suppose the honor's all yours. :p

Oh, right on. Well, post 'em if you got 'em.



Ah, HeadphonesGirl is interested in DILFs.

No gay stuff just mutual touching and stuff

I'm all out of JO bud ads but this one's pretty good.

I might call Herman just for that fun conversation

I might call Herman just for that fun conversation

See if you can work anything out for him to buy you some sexy lady gaga clothes

I must be missing these jokes. Please tell me these are jokes..?

Why on earth would a 'normal' dude want to go to a pud-pulling contest (no homo) with another male stranger? But, it's strictly pud pulling, none of that 'gay stuff.'

This isn't even about being gay or straight. It seems that the rush is meeting another stranger for straight jerking. Isn't life better experienced with good friends?

Since when did Baloney Bopping become a team sport? And who would feel safe with any stranger during such intimate acts??

Did going "out" in search of members from the opposing tribe for mutual companionship and pleasure go out of style while I was napping?

If these ads are a new thing, or a bad joke gone too far, somebody please clue me in.

This country's going straight to hell.

Look man I think you're just overthinking things. Sometimes when you want to JO you just get kind of lonely so it's nice to have a pal around to share the experience.

Que?
Thread 66560

Speak your mind about this place. The people.
Don't hold back. Let your point be heard.

What you love. Hate.


Go.

I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about taking beat up dollar bills.






...because...some of us...really love candy...

:laugh: I think I may know what JO means now.


Yeah, I definitely know what that's referring to.

LOL I had a very good idea when I saw the crystal necklace ad but it got so damn obvious by the time I saw the pizza ad :D :D

i.... dont know what JO means.
and im thinking i dont want to know

i.... dont know what JO means.
and im thinking i dont want to know

Don't worry Kooshy, you'll discover it when you're older.

I must be missing these jokes. Please tell me these are jokes..?

Why on earth would a 'normal' dude want to go to a pud-pulling contest (no homo) with another male stranger? But, it's strictly pud pulling, none of that 'gay stuff.'

This isn't even about being gay or straight. It seems that the rush is meeting another stranger for straight jerking. Isn't life better experienced with good friends?

Since when did Baloney Bopping become a team sport? And who would feel safe with any stranger during such intimate acts??

Did going "out" in search of members from the opposing tribe for mutual companionship and pleasure go out of style while I was napping?

If these ads are a new thing, or a bad joke gone too far, somebody please clue me in.

This country's going straight to hell.


It's a puerile joke in this here sandbox of hilarity. It's like The Daily Show but less funny. I remember back in the day, when we'd play the "pull my finger" prank. Now it's been taken out of context and used by macho men in search of burly blokes looking for mutual tug jobs. Nothing gay about that. No sir!

Thanks for the clarification on the dry humor. Now it all makes sense...