I do this every morning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Uj1jlW5xM

I do this every morning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Uj1jlW5xM

:laugh:

Hey, that's great! It all makes sense now! On the other hand, this regimen I would recommend not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZzFaAZyY

President Gerald Ford

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OnkKZHzIje8/VsDhjHpMFNI/AAAAAAAFuqQ/Vydn4GHXx9Q/s1600/003%2BJohn%2BAshton%2Bas%2BJohn%2BTaggart%2B%2BM00 045.jpg

:laugh:

This country club is extremely left field!

:p

That is Gerald Ford by the way. ;)

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Some random thoughts about No Man's Sky: I will name a planet "Island in the Sun", and another "Talanzaar", both suited for the concepts those names originate from, of course.

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Again, ignore these... or listen to them if you want to. It's just something for my phone again. :p

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B18GQkZXWsEVQWN5SGF0RkhFU0k

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B18GQkZXWsEVU0FueFFfVDQ2Nm8

Tell a stranger to have a nice day (https://vine.co/v/iZTjFvwUbIK)

When the bat that always bothers you strictly from the hours of 1 AM - 3 AM decides to crawl out from the depths of the hell that is your very own basement to the middle of the floor and die.

:p

That is Gerald Ford by the way. ;)



I know. And that really is Ronnie. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb71YBLCqYU

Oh no. My phone is dying. 1%

I'll see you all in heaven

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I know. And that really is Ronnie. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb71YBLCqYU

http://rs1188.pbsrc.com/albums/z408/majere616/GIFs/tumblr_li5kgjv3Pi1qb6jfl.gif~c200

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Another thing: Come October, I think I'll be going west... Herbert West.

Possibly a throwback or two to some other personas... but H. West is all that I'm certain of at this moment in time.

So What's New?

Not much, Dave!

A serious look at the first Star Wars movie. With a nod to Back to the Future. I know! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBT9LAOnByk

I think that video had too much density... :169:

Indeed. I'm still puzzled as to what the rationale was to include the BTTF reference.

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/family_guy_blue_harvest_star_wars_spoof_episode__2 _.jpg

I've been waiting for some more Predator movies to be made, but it looks like it's on hiatus. I've had some ideas of my own including this one, similar in format to Alien V Predator, but more up to date and perhaps more high-brow.

Predators land on Planet Spinach. They wipe out all the Spinachians and leave to conquer other worlds.


Several years later...

After data mining through some of the Spinachians archives, they discover that the King of Spinach jettisoned a small pod with the last Spinachian on it. It was his infant son, Pop-el, and he was headed to Earth.

Sounds great to me!


Another project I've been tinkering with is a remake of Beverly Hills Cop. But this time it's spiced up a bit. Oh yeah, we'll need a ton of bad guys as fodder for the 2 hour running time.

Hey Oki! DO the Oki shuffle!

*blasts rifle and the kid explodes into a zillion pieces*

Definitely that will be one of the lighter moments in the movie. Ya gotta sprinkle some fun along the way. But not too much. I don't want this to be feel-good movie.

*The 'RV from Hell' is upgraded to a spacecraft with state of the art particle weapons.

What the flying fuck?

What the flying fuck?

https://media.giphy.com/media/NwIFjl3ZBNEwU/giphy.gif

:laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/cFp3nr9.gif

Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to love you, you're goin' nowhere
Tragedy

https://vine.co/v/eQ3nPHwQA9a

That music in the background. I love it.

http://i.imgur.com/5pAgET4.gif

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd;
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don't care if I never get back.
Let me root, root, root for the home team,
If they don't win, it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game.




http://i.imgur.com/UAGXccY.gif

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on people, fall an' make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand

"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen."

Edit: HA! For a second I thought that was actually exclusive to Robocop :laugh:

Where in WWII is Waldo?
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/04/wheres_in_world_war_ii_is_waldo-45848.gif

He's face down-dead in the water! :shock: Oh, the horror of no more Where is Waldo? books!

Now, where's the bastard who made him enlist?

The Lawrence of Arabia, the Lion of the Desert, the Sheik of Araby, the Prince of Egypt, the Desert Fox; who will be the winner?

He's face down-dead in the water! :shock: Oh, the horror of no more Where is Waldo? books!

Now, where's the bastard who made him enlist?

Probably nowhere near the beachhead!

Another off the wall gag, but I don't recall the name of the episode of Family Guy that came from.

Nice of Yahoo to let me know I should change my password, because of a hack job 2 years back.

http://new2.fjcdn.com/gifs/Anti+cat+missile+in+test_9b09dd_4799840.gif

Later...

http://i.imgur.com/0lmIeNa.gif

^Oooo that guy's gonna fucking get it.

This condensed movie is a candidate for the Palm d'Or Award. IMO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUHgz8KOzyM

(http://iml4.tumblr.com/post/149602296108/meh-where-is-my-tried-star)

https://media.giphy.com/media/xZwCTfI3EBBF6/giphy.gif

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http://i.imgur.com/KWBhR7Y.gif

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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3595197/ace-ventura-rhino-escape-o.gif

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http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080226145623/darth/images/d/df/OompaLoompas.gif

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http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/naked-gun-nothing-to-see-here-reaction-frank-drebin-police-squad-13911001861.gif

http://66.media.tumblr.com/2b701e37a28c3eda42bd05c37b823096/tumblr_mpbw81M9GH1qzkkr1o1_500.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/5772cabd9831ddf340e96c9415d94992/tumblr_mpbw81M9GH1qzkkr1o2_400.gif
http://66.media.tumblr.com/dc7820771b288723a407530bdd0a4bc1/tumblr_mpbw81M9GH1qzkkr1o3_400.gif
http://67.media.tumblr.com/871eb79cd3d4ebe4ccf80a81a7c970ac/tumblr_mpbw81M9GH1qzkkr1o4_500.gif

http://i.imgur.com/iTKvlJg.gif

Now that's Cosplay I'm willing to get into.

http://i.imgur.com/iTKvlJg.gif

Now that's Cosplay I'm willing to get into.



No kidding...

http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2015/05/Bring-it-on-GIF.gif

http://mommyedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/For-shame.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1565982_o.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2600552/idiot-kid-o.gif

https://pinfuriating.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/moron-1.gif

Vine of the day (https://vine.co/v/iUlbiFdLh7t)

https://vine.co/v/5J9u2ieK26a

Ohhhhh shit!

"I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks I'll tell you that!"

Secret Service agents quickly escort Donald Trump off stage at one of his rallies at
Reno, Nevaaada in time for his daily Starbucks hit & run

The results are in.

Ladies and Gentlemen... the next President of the United States:

EDIT: In all seriousness, I am ecstatic, overjoyed.

Oh Good God!

I know, right? I want the name and number of his hair stylist! 'Cause I'm gonna call them up!

I'd say congrats, but I'm too ingrained in personal matters to do so.

All I can say is this man better live up to the hype. 4 years is plenty of time to go broke or "Make America Great Again," as he would say.

(I'm honestly scared the man is gonna deport most of my family and beat the rest of us up. I know it might be exaggerated thinking, but real life has proven to be unrealistic before).

I assure you, that's not going to happen. I understand the concern, but it will not.

The phrase I've said to myself most in my head of the past week or so: "Okay, what are we looking at here."

Not even kidding.

Waiting for Vines to load:

https://media.giphy.com/media/eUU3NjpZ6uOf6/giphy.gif

MRW I realize that I forgot to sync Dave Brubeck's Time Out to my iPhone.

https://media.giphy.com/media/TLXZQeN4gSh2M/giphy.gif

"We think you may have something close to super-hearing. What you heard, was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. We're sending the results to Washington...we'd like you to meet the President."

"In 1971, Bill Grates invented Michaelsoft."

-Dr. Steve Brule, Wouldn't That Be Cool?

招待を希望する場合は、私にメッセージを送ってください

*negotiating with the Italian Mafia*

"Ya'll keep on houndin' me for those dollars but I just don't got 'em."

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*Worthwhile argument #74*

"Man, you wouldn't know shit about Vivaldi if it hit you in the face."

"Uh...excuse me, it did hit me in the face. I know everything about Vivaldi. And you, know nothing."

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*Random*

"Ballerina MY ASS! You don't got a leg to stand on!"

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Man, all of this is funnier out loud than in text.

This is probably the best way to end your album. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srA2TtpGGn8)

Depends on the album, my friend! But that's a pretty damn good ending, and interesting one.

Of all the stems to have out there, why We Are Number One (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MbLnmygwBo)?

Don't get me wrong, it absolutely deserves it. But it's still funny to me.

(http://day-colors.tumblr.com/post/154413360234/how-to-catch-rose-quarticusjpg)

Christmastime is killing us!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFgPicwIbf8

SCREW XMAS/CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAYS/HANNUKAH!!!

Haters be like:

https://media.giphy.com/media/5bhmMGvtetoDm/giphy.gif

John Williams getting ready to duel

Sorry, every Vine commenter ever, but that was not you in that video at any point in time.

If I have to hear the phrase "taking GNC by storm" one more time...
...ah, I guess I'll just be a little more irritated than before. Maybe grab a pastry later.

I peed in your cheerios this morning.

You couldn't tell because they were cheerios.

I'm afraid your mistaken; I didn't have Cheerios this morning. ;-)

That's what you think.

So my oatmeal lied to me.

Oats serve no master.

It is natural to distrust small animals, but you should not harm them.

Something very odd just happened; I just now remembered a sort of mental image and / or thought I had from when I was looking at an FFShrine post one morning, and I can't understand it, and as it's quickly fading away, it's starting to make more and more gibberish for sense to me. I guess this is what you call a random-ass post on behalf of an occurrence like this. Now I might look back on this months from now and may remember what the hell I was thinking about. :p

Okay, let's give it up for The CCC, everybody...

*clap*

Thank you!...

What's next? Oh...

I... I.. I-

https://media.giphy.com/media/3owyphXV8TcO2muXGU/200.gif#66

Huh. A mini-washer. (http://foodffs.tumblr.com/post/155893058767/breelandwalker-pseudocoding-onlyblackgirl)

Eseentially typical Donald Trump speech

"Folks, I am so great. I am so great. I had a lot of voters...we got a lot of votes, didn't we? We won, didn't we? We won the election? Yes, yes, we did...and you know what, folks, the fake news, dishonest media... are part of movement to make me look bad! Can you believe it? I can't believe it. Folks, folks, folks......it's very very bad. It's very bad out there, you know there's a lot of protests, and a lot of violence out there, and Hillary Clinton, paid those people a lot of money to protest and say those things! Can you believe it? And our hard earned jobs and manufacturing are shifting to Mexico, and China! Communist China created global warming; it's all a big money making scheme but you know what, folks, we're going to Make America Great Again, aren't we? We're gonna build a wall too, it'll be a great wall...you know the illegal immigrants and rapists are crossing the Mexican border and committing crimes and you know what, folks? The Mexican president is saying they won't be paying for the wall but I think they will, right? Right, people? We're gonna make them pay for the wall and you know what, I've said before, we're going to Make, America Great Again and you know what people? We face a lot of opposition. But we will Make America Great Again, aren't we folks? Yes we are, yes we're gonna do it. And you know what, folks....China!, but I'll tell ya what, I am so great.*goes on and on for hours*

*later* ...and folks, folks...America First... America First...and Americans, Americans, Americans....but you know what, folks? I'll tell ya what...

8/10 to improve you need to add at least 3 china's

Adjustments made :laugh:

Trump: Thanks Obama? More like in your face Obama!

Trump: Thanks Obama? More like in your face Obama!

https://media.giphy.com/media/UoNEiPtzqNI3u/200.gif#60

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By the way, the Donald Trump imitation speech is one of my favorite things I've ever imitated or written. :laugh:

"And I'll tell ya what..."

When it's 4:03 AM and you're still awake for some reason

When it's 4:03 AM and you're still awake for some reason

I have that too many times over the past few years. At least I can say that I was importing music at the moment.

]

Please buy my chili.

"Dude, my IQ is 25 and I passed law school. Get fucked."

High-class drug business dealer with British/Scottish/Irish/New-Zealander/Australian accent:

400 dalluhs.

Plus 200 for the job.

And another 600 for the exchange.

Have the money ready for me by tomorrow morning or you're finished.

"If writers wrote as carelessly as people talk, then asdfajagahsfawdaklk." - Lemony Snicket

mom: why is the internet so slow???
me, seeding every phil collins album: just restart your computer mom

mom: why is the internet so slow???
me, seeding every phil collins album: just restart your computer mom

Actually, I don't think rebooting effects slow internet.

Jesus, what OS is it? WinXP x86?

You'd be better off restarting the modem/router.

And maybe putting a limit on the torrents upload speed to only use 70% of it's maximum potential bandwidth.

If her bandwidth is affected from your torrents saturating it, your computer should be affected as well.

Sooner or later, she'll figure it out.

Do you guys have unmetered bandwidth per month? Or is there a limit?
I'm paying out my ass for unlimited.

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mom: why is the internet so slow???
me, seeding every phil collins album: just restart your computer mom

Actually, I don't think rebooting effects slow internet.

Jesus, what OS is it? WinXP x86?

You'd be better off restarting the modem/router.

And maybe putting a limit on the torrents upload speed to only use 70% of it's maximum potential bandwidth.

If her bandwidth is affected from your torrents saturating it, your computer should be affected as well.

Sooner or later, she'll figure it out.

Do you guys have unmetered bandwidth per month? Or is there a limit?
I'm paying out my ass for unlimited.

mom: why is the internet so slow???
me, seeding every phil collins album: just restart your computer mom

:laugh: That made my night.

Unfortunately we are completely out of Pinot Noir, so, very sorry to disappoint anybody who was looking forward to that.

Conjoined Donald Trump speech/press conference transcript. Not a whole lot of fluency here; a lot of it really isn't coherent nor makes any real sense :laugh:

"...Everything else that was hacked recently, they didn't make a big deal out of that. [...] I'll be honest, I think if they did have something, they would've released it, they would've been glad to release it. I don't want to take advantage of something... but I have something that, others don't have. I don't like the way that looks but I would be able to do that if I wanted to - I would be the only one that would be able to do that... if we wanted to I just don't want to because I think that would be a conflict. We're doing them a tremendous service by doing it... We're going to build a wall, and people will go crazy. I don't blame them, for what's happened. I don't blame them for taking advantage of the United States, I wish our...politicians were so smart. They had my meeting, nobody knew... not even Rona.... my...executive assistant for years... she didn't know I didn't tell her. [...] And that's because we have no defense, that's because we're run by people, that don't know what they're doing."

"The heartbreaking story..." (https://vine.co/v/eQXM5jHdIb1)

Rare classified footage
https://media.giphy.com/media/rNBiRbuXgAsxi/giphy.gifhttps://media.giphy.com/media/z1Q9hILTLxU1q/giphy.gifhttps://media.giphy.com/media/wwTNNTr1m6wWA/giphy.gif

Alex Jones is pissed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgN-uk5o9w)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL8Dz4mGv1g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL8Dz4mGv1g&feature=youtu.be&t=1m1s)

This is like, one of the best anime crossovers I've ever seen

Here's what to do when a crook breaks into your home;

Simply engage self-defense mode

https://media.giphy.com/media/mTBzZ37IQszGE/giphy.gif