James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 09:43 PM
Yes If You Want A Laugh or Some Fun Welcome to
MR GOLD'S RANDOM CORNER
For Those Nights When There Is Nothing To Do. Post Gifs and Random Conversations
(please leave All the Horrible Sexual Things Away!)
http://38.media.tumblr.com/2557f8dd3ed5a6d16aee2141daab168a/tumblr_inline_njuntwwF3L1t2kp90.gif
Alot of People Ignore Your Comments. THEN Here is A Fun Place.
http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Could+ve+turned+out+weirder+_ae3002dfab5b33b6ae751 42954f4a67d.gif
I would never post horrible sexual things.
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 09:45 PM
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 10:06 PM
You can count me in! :)
Tonight I've been doing a lot of video editing and I'm still doing it at the moment. But I guess I can join in tonight.

TheSkeletonMan939
07-29-2015, 10:07 PM
Tonight I've been doing a lot of video editing and I'm still doing it at the moment.
Ooo, video editing. What kind of video editing?
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 10:08 PM
Ooo, video editing. What kind of video editing?
Just stuff for YouTube.
TheSkeletonMan939
07-29-2015, 10:09 PM
Just stuff for YouTube.
I used to do a bunch of video editing back in the day.
Mostly Bionicle stuff.
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 10:12 PM
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 10:13 PM
Let's Pick the Random Conversation Topic Of the Day!
TheSkeletonMan939
07-29-2015, 10:14 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 10:17 PM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/bf18bce313d9e0c040d3f3cff3e954e7/tumblr_mvj01jP2YG1swh3svo1_500.gif
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Let's Pick the Random Conversation Topic Of the Day!
Donno. Lol
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This
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/vjtpd.gif?w=272&h=222 http://media.giphy.com/media/L9kwXOK00OJGM/giphy.gif
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 10:18 PM
What's everybody's favourite...?
1) Food
2) Film
3) Composer (Pick ONE)
4) Hobby
5) Television Series
Mine are:
1) Cheese (Edam)
2) A Million Ways To Die In the West
3) ARGH. SO DIFFICULT... Harald Kloser. I'm sorry.
4) Sleeping
5) Family Guy (Maybe Once Upon a Time... Just give me some time.)
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 10:20 PM
1. Hamburger
2. Full Monty
3. Mark Isham (OUAT)
4. Gardening
5. Once Upon A Time (duh!)
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 10:25 PM
I'm thinking this might be an awkward conversation between us two tonight. xD
We need to get something started...
Here. Have a cookie.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130413021620/cardfight/images/4/42/Cookie.gif
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 10:31 PM
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 10:38 PM
"It's a wonderful day for pie!"
~ Peter Griffin
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 10:43 PM
Yes. This is a world as drawn by disney. Just press the button.
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Stewie: We're in the robot chicken universe
Peter: Will you guys move, you're blocking the tv
Chris: Look! GI Joe, Transformers, Thunder Cats, He-Man. Yay! Those shows existed!
Stewie: how does it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds*
Chris: $!%@ you!
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 10:51 PM
Stewie: Pick up my poop!
Brain: What? No!
Stewie: Pick up my poop!
Brian: No, I'm not picking up your poop!
Cop: Hey, you! Pick up that poop.
Stewie: You heard him, Brian. Pick up my poop.
Brian: I'll need a plastic bag!
Stewie: Here's a thin napkin.
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 10:54 PM
Now we're nowhere.
Not quite, brian.
This is a universe, but its only inhabitant Is one really far away guy who yells compliments.
I like your shirt! Thank you! This was nice.
We did it.
We're back.
No.
This is the universe of misleading portraiture.
Aw.
Oh, wait.
It's not so bad.
There's the compliment guy.
Hello! (groans) they got both of us!*
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 10:55 PM
Stewie: I won the most buff pig in the competition.
Pig: OINK.
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 11:03 PM
Stewie: I won the most buff pig in the competition.
Pig: OINK.
OH MY GOD!
(Pig Punches Brian)
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Peter: "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Is When I Can't Find the Droids I'm Looking For"
(SCENE Cuts: 2 Storm Troopers from Star Wars Sat In A Lounge with TV Dinners Watching the News)
Storm Trooper: " Yes What's With That!?"
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 11:05 PM
Nooope, this is the universe of misleading portraiture.
James (The Disney Guy)
07-29-2015, 11:06 PM
HOLY CRIP. HE'S A CRAPPLE.
Azetlor
07-29-2015, 11:52 PM
"Oh my god! I'm a tomato!"
~ Mayor Adam West
franzito
07-29-2015, 11:58 PM
Killgrave
07-30-2015, 12:32 AM
"It's a wonderful day for pie!"
~ Peter Griffin
Mmmmmmm. Pie. Yum.
Prince Jay
07-30-2015, 03:25 AM
Killgrave
07-30-2015, 04:40 AM
Customer: I understand this IS Bolton.
Owner: Yes?
C: You told me it was Ipswitch!
O: ...It was a pun.
C: A PUN?!?
O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?
C: A palindrome...?
O: Yeah, that's it!
C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!
James (The Disney Guy)
07-30-2015, 06:29 AM
I honestly love coming in this forum to find new posts.... For this thread, count me in.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/315ba8dbe53ed4b94f7ab84586d4eb52/tumblr_inline_mp4599DTdO1qz4rgp.gif
Nice one jay!
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Customer: I understand this IS Bolton.
Owner: Yes?
C: You told me it was Ipswitch!
O: ...It was a pun.
C: A PUN?!?
O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?
C: A palindrome...?
O: Yeah, that's it!
C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!
Classic!!
"I Don't Wish To Continue My Line Of Enquiry for i feel this sketch is getting to silly."
Momonoki
07-30-2015, 10:06 AM
Hi.
James (The Disney Guy)
07-30-2015, 11:10 AM
Chrisps
07-30-2015, 07:55 PM
I think that this topic is funny and I have been enjoying what people have posted in this topic here is one of my favorite moive sayings from one of my favorite moives the force is strong with this one now if someone could find a dark vander picture that moives or says something that would make this topic more fun.
James (The Disney Guy)
07-30-2015, 07:57 PM
Azetlor
07-31-2015, 12:04 AM
Have I missed the daily dose of laughs today?
Killgrave
07-31-2015, 04:30 AM
Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.
New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?
Reno: I'll tell you later.
Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?
Perfect Tommy: Emilio Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?
Buckaroo Banzai: You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.
Reno: Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist, dummkopf.
Perfect Tommy: So was Mr. Wizard.
Buckaroo Banzai: I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.
Buckaroo Banzai: Let her out.
Female Prisoner: Hey, me too.
Perfect Tommy: Let her out?
Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.
Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer.
Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.
Perfect Tommy: Why me?
Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect.
Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.
President Widmark: Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?
Ed: President's calling, Buckaroo.
Buckaroo Banzai: The president of what?
Ed: The President of The United States.
Buckaroo Banzai: Oh.
Lectroid: We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost.
James (The Disney Guy)
07-31-2015, 06:51 PM
(Cut back to shop, the robber walks in and points gun at the assistant.)
Robber: Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money.
Assistant (Eric Idle): (politely) This is a lingerie shop, sir.
Robber: Fine, fine, fine. (slightly nonplussed) Adopt, adapt and improve. Motto of the round table. Well, um... what have you got?
Assistant: (still politely) Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.
Robber: Fine, fine, fine, fine. No large piles of money in safes?
Assistant: No, sir.
Robber: No deposit accounts?
Assistant: No sir.
Robber: No piles of cash in easy to carry bags?
Assistant: None at all sir.
Robber: No luncheon vouchers?
Assistant: No, sir.
Robber: Fine, fine. Well, just a pair of panties then please.
Momonoki
08-01-2015, 07:22 PM
Killgrave
08-01-2015, 08:14 PM
Withnail: Have you been at the controls?
Marwood: What are you talking about?
Withnail: The thermostats! What have you done to them?
Marwood: I haven't touched them.
Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb?
We've gone on holiday by mistake.
I demand to have some booze!
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!
I assure I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly, I've only had a few ales.
Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it!
There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside!
Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't.
Look at this; accident blackspot? These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness. [Heckles pedestrian] Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance!
I feel like a pig shat in my head.
Look at my tongue. It's wearing a yellow sock.
Don't threaten me with a dead fish!
Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Making enemies of our own futures.
I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree.
We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires!
You're full of Scotch, you silly tool!
Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?!
James (The Disney Guy)
08-01-2015, 08:17 PM
Peter: Ok, there's this Jewish guy and a Chinese guy at a bar, and...oh, God (looking at a bunch of Jewish men on one side, and Chinese men on the other side)! Ok, so there's this Jewish guy and a Chinese guy at a bar, and they see this naked priest...oh, sorry Father.
Naked Priest: Nah, it's alright. I've heard them all.
Killgrave
08-01-2015, 08:39 PM
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel and tosses the clerk a bag of nails and a hammer and asks: "Can you put me up for the night?"
Gets funnier with each re-telling.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-01-2015, 08:41 PM
hack3rman
08-01-2015, 08:43 PM
OFFICER! I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!
James (The Disney Guy)
08-01-2015, 08:45 PM
OFFICER! I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!
LOFL!
Azetlor
08-01-2015, 08:47 PM
Lois: Well, Peter, don't get too drunk.
Peter: Ah, don't worry Lois, I know how much I can drink and still be able to drive, I figured it out!
Scene of Peter driving erratically, sliding everywhere. He slips his way into his driveway, leaving the car all crooked. Peter gets out of the car, barely standing on his feet.
Peter: Seven!
Peter looks at the front of his car. A lady, a pram and a baby lie there, twitching.
Peter: Six...
James (The Disney Guy)
08-01-2015, 08:49 PM
Azetlor
08-01-2015, 08:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4vFO8W18gM
Iraq Lobster
I thought he said "A Rock Lobster"...
James (The Disney Guy)
08-01-2015, 08:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4vFO8W18gM
Iraq Lobster
I thought he said "A Rock Lobster"...
He Did In The Original Song To Cleveland, This Is A Second Song In A Newer Season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtN1_bypFw4
Azetlor
08-01-2015, 10:13 PM
Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mummy? Mummy? Momma? Momma? Momma?
WHAT?
Hi.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-01-2015, 10:17 PM
Azetlor
08-01-2015, 10:22 PM
Peter: Hi, can I order a burger and fries meal please?
Restaurant Worker: Yes, would you like to make it an extra large meal?
Peter: Um...
Several days go by behind Peter. Several season roll past. A nuclear explosion hits the earth and people begin running from aliens. The humans are wiped out and there's a war between apes with lasers and aliens.
Peter: No. Yes! No.
Chimpanzee Restuarant Worker: Are you sure? It's only 25 cents more.
Peter: Yes!
...
No.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-01-2015, 10:27 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-02-2015, 12:35 AM
Title: The Tale Of The Piranha Brothers
From: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Last Tuesday a reign of terror was ended when the notorious Piranha brothers,
Doug and Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in British legal
history, were sentenced to 400 years imprisonment for crimes of violence. We
examined the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate
rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant
Superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs of Q Division.
Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling
Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Their father Arthur
Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police,
and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming
East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later;
and again a week after that. Someone who remembers them well was their next
door neighbour, Mrs April Simnel.
"Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of
each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery
lot. Cheerful and violent. Doug was keen on boxing, but when he learned to
walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that.
His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea. Putting his
little boot in he'd be, bless him. All the kids were like that then, they
didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism."
At the age of fifteen Doug and Dinsdale started attending the Ernest Pythagoras
Primary School in Clerkenwell. When the Piranhas left school they were called
up but were found by an Army Board to be too unstable even for National
Service. Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their
country, they began to operate what they called 'The Operation'... They would
select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called
protection money. Four months later they started another operation which the
called 'The Other Operation'. In this racket they selected another victim and
threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them. One month later they hit
upon 'The Other Other Operation'. In this the victim was threatened that if he
didn't pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the
turning point.
Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, which the called 'The Gang' and
used terror to take over night clubs, billiard halls, gaming casinos and race
tracks. When they tried to take over the MCC they were, for the only time in
their lives, slit up a treat. As their empire spread however, Q Division were
keeping tabs on their every move by reading the colour supplements.
One small-time operator who fell foul of Dinsdale Piranha was Vince
Snetterton-Lewis.
"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the
hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's
boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word
with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape
round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with
Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man
they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and
Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me
nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my
name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the
floor."
Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O' Tracy.
Rogers: I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.
Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother
flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.
Rogers: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to
the floor.
Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.
Rogers: Why?
Stig: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing else he could do,
be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Rogers: What had you done?
Stig: Er... well he didn't tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was
the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he
didn't *want* to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He
wanted to let me off. He'd do anything for you, Dinsdale would.
Rogers: And you don't bear him a grudge?
Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.
Rogers: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table.
Isn't that true Mrs O' Tracy?
Mrs O' Tracy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stig: Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair.
Vince Snetterton-Lewis agreed with this judgement.
Yes, definitely he was fair. After he nailed me head to the table, I used to
go round every Sunday lunchtime to his flat and apologise, and then we'd shake
hands and he'd nail me head to the floor. He was very reasonable. Once, one
Sunday I told him my parents were coming round to tea and would he mind very
much not nailing my head that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to
a cake stand."
Clearly Dinsdale inspired tremendous fear among his business associates. But
what was he really like?
Gloria Pules knew him intimately.
"I walked out with Dinsdale on many occasions and found him a charming and
erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities,
celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders,
who he had met through his work for charities. He took a warm interest in
Boys' Clubs, Sailors' Homes, Choristers' Associations and the Grenadier Guards.
"Mind you there was nothing unusual about him. I should say not. Except, that
Dinsdale was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he
referred to as 'Spiny Norman'. Normally Spiny Norman was wont to be about
twelve feet from snout to tail, but when Dinsdale was depressed Norman could be
anything up to eight hundred yards long. When Norman was about Dinsdale would
go very quiet and start wobbling and his nose would swell up and his teeth
would move about and he'd get very violent and claim that he'd laid Stanley
Baldwin."
Rogers: "Did it worry you that he, for example, stitched people's legs
together?"
Gloria: "Well it's better than bottling it up isn't it. He was a gentleman,
Dinsdale, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator."
But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet:
"It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only
did what many of us simply dream of doing... I'm sorry. After all we should
remember that a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a
looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bugger."
Most of the strange tales concern Dinsdale, but what about Doug? One man who
met him was Luigi Vercotti.
"I had been running a successful escort agency -- high class, no really, high
class girls -- we didn't have any of *that* -- that was right out. So I
decided to open a high class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with
International cuisine and cooking and top line acts, and not a cheap clip joint
for picking up tarts -- that was right out, I deny that completely --, and one
evening in walks Dinsdale with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a
tactical nuclear missile. They said I had bought one of their fruit machines
and would I pay for it? They wanted three quarters of a million pounds. I
thought about it and decided not to go to the Police as I had noticed that the
lad with the thermonuclear device was the chief constable for the area. So a
week later they called again and told me the cheque had bounced and said... I
had to see... Doug.
Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men
pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of
Doug. He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor,
bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious."
In this way, by a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Piranha brothers by
February 1966 controlled London and the Southeast of England. It was in
February, though, that Dinsdale made a big mistake.
Latterly Dinsdale had become increasingly worried about Spiny Norman. He had
come to the conclusion that Norman slept in an aeroplane hangar at Luton
Airport. And so on Feb 22nd 1966, Dinsdale blew up Luton.
Even the police began to sit up and take notice. The Piranhas realised they
had gone too far and that the hunt was on. They went into hiding. But it was
too late. Harry 'Snapper' Organs was on the trail.
"I decided on a subtle approach, viz. some form of disguise, as the old helmet
and boots are a bit of a giveaway. Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me
in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises. I tracked them
to Cardiff, posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret. Hearing they'd gone back to
London, I assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats. On my arrival
in London, I discovered they had returned to Cardiff, I followed as Gloucester
from _King Lear_. Acting on a hunch I spent several months in Buenos Aires as
Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty, in _Toad of Toad Hall_.
Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in _Man of la Mancha_
which the "Bristol Evening Post" described as 'a glittering performance of rare
perception', although the "Bath Chronicle" was less than enthusiastic. In fact
it gave me a right panning. I quote: 'as for the performance of
Superintendent Harry "Snapper" Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were
bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive
ad-libs.' The "Western Daily News" said: 'Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an
otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and
persistent cries of "What's all this then?"'"
Against this kind of opposition for the Piranha Brothers the end
was inevitable.
THE END
ManRay
08-02-2015, 05:37 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-02-2015, 05:43 PM
Momonoki
08-02-2015, 08:45 PM
Frog blast the vent core.
Azetlor
08-02-2015, 09:15 PM
theone2000
08-02-2015, 09:17 PM
Azetlor
08-02-2015, 09:18 PM
Hehe I love his facial expression
it's like
"Hello
Can I join in?" Aha
James (The Disney Guy)
08-03-2015, 01:39 AM
(Augustus Shoots Up The Pipe)
Mrs Gloop: "He'll Be Turned Into Marshmallows In 5 Seconds!"
Wonka"That's Preposterous My Dear Lady, Obserd!"
Mr Gloop: "Why"
https://whimsywriter3.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/tumblr_mecvlsjtgk1qakh43o8_r1_500.gif
Mrs Gloop: "You Terrible Man!"
James (The Disney Guy)
08-03-2015, 03:03 AM
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
http://www.criticalcommons.org/Members/ccManager/clips/a-recalcitrant-supercomputer-defies-its-operator-in-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory/thumbnailImage
Computer Operator: Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining golden tickets.
[he pushes buttons on the machine; the machine prints out a response]
Computer Operator: It says: "I won't tell. That would be cheating."
[he pushes the buttons on the machine again]
Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.
[the machine prints out another response]
Computer Operator: He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
[he sighs, then pushes the buttons once again]
Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the lifetime supply of chocolate.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-03-2015, 05:53 AM
theone2000
08-03-2015, 09:50 PM
Azetlor
08-03-2015, 10:11 PM
In what order is that supposed to be read?
"Sometimes shit happens. Its just usually not walking through New York in an Astronaut suit on fire"?
James (The Disney Guy)
08-03-2015, 10:19 PM
In what order is that supposed to be read?
"Sometimes shit happens. Its just usually not walking through New York in an Astronaut suit on fire"?
yes.
Azetlor
08-03-2015, 11:44 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 02:42 AM
Azetlor
08-04-2015, 02:49 AM
Can't sleep. Gave up in 10 minutes.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 02:51 AM
LOL You Need to Sleep Otherwise Your Parents Might Stop You Coming Online LOL.
Azetlor
08-04-2015, 02:54 AM
LOL You Need to Sleep Otherwise Your Parents Might Stop You Coming Online LOL.
They don't have to know. >:)
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 02:57 AM
They don't have to know. >:)
They Will When You Fall Asleep At The Dinner Table....
Azetlor
08-04-2015, 02:58 AM
I'll never fall asleep eating. Especially with you-know-what.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 03:01 AM
I'll never fall asleep eating. Especially with you-know-what.
I Know, What I Mean If You Are Awake All Night You Will Be Very Tired In The Day... Just Go To Sleep Before We Confuse Each Other :p NIGHT!
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 04:43 AM
Willy Wonka.
Mike Tv: "Can We Walk?"
Wonka: "If The Good Laord Had Intended Us to Walk, He Would Not Of Invented Rollar Skates"
:awsm:
Prince Jay
08-04-2015, 05:12 AM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 05:33 AM
Makoy
08-04-2015, 05:38 AM
Prince Jay
08-04-2015, 06:09 AM
What do want me to do? Dress-N-Drag and do the hula?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
FYI - This was the very first movie i saw.
Makoy
08-04-2015, 06:18 AM
What do want me to do? Dress-N-Drag and do the hula?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
FYI - This was the very first movie i saw.
Awesome! One of my favorite movies too. Timon and Pumbaa always have the most wacky ideas hahaha
By the way, I love your edition of the soundtrack, great job, my friend!! :D
If "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" is not released soon, I hope you can do what you have done with "The Lion King" and "Pocahontas". You have great edit skills. I am sure Mr. Gold would be so happy with that as well.
http://media.giphy.com/media/6ctRVxIERntyU/giphy.gif
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 06:47 AM
FYI - This was the very first movie i saw.
Belive it or not my first movie was not a disney lol. ;)
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjz0wvoUH1qm6oc3o1_500.gif
If "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" is not released soon, I hope you can do what you have done with "The Lion King" and "Pocahontas". You have great edit skills. I am sure Mr. Gold would be so happy with that as well.
Oh Boy Would I!!! :awsm:
Jay's Collection Always Rock!!!
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 02:12 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-04-2015, 02:18 PM
What would a monkey want a wheel for? o.o
I Just Picture Some Guy Coming Out A McDonalds.
"Hey That's My F***ing Car!!"
:awsm:
Prince Jay
08-04-2015, 11:05 PM
If i ever did a "Jayasaurus Collection" for Pocahontas like i did TLK, this would be the tracklist:
Tracklist:
01. - 02. The Virgina Company (Song and Instrumental)
03. - 04. Ship at Sea (Album and Film Versions)
05. - 06. The Virginia Company (Reprise) (Song and Instrumental)
07. - 08. Main Title (Steady as the Beating Drum) (Album and Film Versions)
09. - 10. Pocahontas (Album and Film Versions)
11. "Too Old for These Games?"
12. Father Knows Best
13. Steady as the Beating Drum (Reprise) (+1 if i can do a correct instrumental)
14 - 16. Just Around The Riverbend (Album, Film and Instrumental version)
17. - 18. Grandmother Willow (Album and Film Version)
19. - 21. Listen with Your Heart (Album, Film, and Instrumental)
22. Radcliffe's Cabin
23. Pocahontas Watches / Meeko / Trumpet Fanfare (Source)
24. - 25. Council Meeting (Album and Film)
26. Drumroll (Source)
27. Percy's Bath
28 - 31. Mine, Mine, Mine (A, F, AI, FI)
32. Cat and Mouse
33. They Meet at the River's Edge (Seperate from "Listen with Your Heart - Part 2")
34. Listen with your Heart (Part 2)
35. Skirmish (otherwise known as "Indians vs. Virginians")
36. "These Men Are Dangerous"
37. First Meeting
38. "Savage is Just A Term"
39 - 40. Colors of the Wind (A and I)
41. Pocahontas Leaves John
42. "Something Wrong, John?"
43. "That's What Guns Are For!"
44. Meeko and Percy II
45. - 46. Picking Corn (A and F)
47. ? / Listen with Your Heart (Part 3)
48. Search Party
49. John Leaves
50. The Warriors Arrive
51. Meeko and Percy III / John Returns
52. Sneaking Out (A and F)
53. Meeko and Percy IV
54. - 55. The Fight (A and F)
56. The Aftermath
57 - 58. I'll Never See Him Again (A and F)
59. - 60. If I Never Knew You (A and I)
60. Thomas Returns and Reports
61. - 63. Savages (Part I) (A, F, and I) (If possible)
64. - 65. Epiphany (A and F)
66. - 67. Savages (Part II) (A and I) (if possible)
68. Execution
69. "Now's Our Chance"
70. - 72. Farewell (A, SE and SEI)
73. If I Never Knew You (End Credits)
74. Colors of the Wind (End Credits)
James (The Disney Guy)
08-07-2015, 10:45 PM
Momonoki
08-07-2015, 10:46 PM
Bugs life is a great movie.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-07-2015, 10:49 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-09-2015, 12:31 AM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/802a2eac0faf9953eac3c44ee7010f2d/tumblr_mq5kep3FXv1swgo7bo1_500.gif
"Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
A mose is a mose!
A rose is a rose!
A toes is a toes!
Hooptie doodie doodle
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
For Moses he knowses his toeses arent roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Moses
(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)
Moses
(Moses supposes erroneously)
Moses
(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
A Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is
A rose is what Moses supposes his toes is
Couldn't be a lily or a daphi daphi dilli
It's gotta be a rose cuz it rhymes with mose!
Moses!
Moses!
Moses!
(Dance Sequence)
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
TheSkeletonMan939
08-09-2015, 01:54 AM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-09-2015, 01:57 AM
hack3rman
08-09-2015, 02:14 AM
Kirk101
08-09-2015, 02:18 AM
TheSkeletonMan939
08-09-2015, 02:18 AM
WTF IS THAT!
Hell's only TV show.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-09-2015, 05:03 AM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-09-2015, 05:47 PM
Killgrave
08-09-2015, 05:56 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-10-2015, 01:27 AM
The Comment Above Is Not Warranted.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-10-2015, 01:35 AM
Still Its Not Really Nice.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-10-2015, 01:45 AM
:facepalm:
James (The Disney Guy)
08-10-2015, 01:51 AM
I Un Friended You Days Ago Because I Am Sick Of Your Rude Comments, And Language. And Again You Insult Via Behavior.
I Hated It Because The Constant Bad Language Is Just Not Nice And I Clicked the Link And Heard no Speaking At All (Unless The Link Is Faulty)
So You Please Stop.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-10-2015, 01:55 AM
That Makes No Sense. But Knowing You It's Bound to Be Insulting.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-10-2015, 02:01 AM
A Little Child? LOL You Can Talk Having to Be Corrected By Everyone Regarding Comments YOU Don't Understand.
Jessie
08-10-2015, 02:08 AM
You guys really need to chill out. This isn't the first time this has happened between you two but it better be the last.
Put each other on ignore, please.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-19-2015, 06:24 PM
Thanks To The Super Kindness Of Our MOD
MR GOLD'S RANDOM CORNER IS BACK
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VspWdt1P--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/1955wwo0mkpaagif.gif
Thanks JESSIE
James P.Sullivan
08-19-2015, 10:08 PM
Azetlor
08-19-2015, 10:10 PM
Hi!
James P.Sullivan
08-19-2015, 10:18 PM
Momonoki
08-19-2015, 10:36 PM
God damnit lol
Azetlor
08-19-2015, 10:44 PM
.
James P.Sullivan
08-19-2015, 10:52 PM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/lIQCKwetilGgw/200_s.gif
*cough*
Post Gifs and Random Conversations (please leave All the Horrible Sexual Things Away!)
Azetlor
08-19-2015, 10:54 PM
It's not that bad is it? :l
James P.Sullivan
08-19-2015, 10:57 PM
It's not that bad is it? :l
Well, I find it uncomfortable. I imagine Mr Gold will too. It's just not really necessary. There are plenty of other random things that aren't sexually oriented. :)
Azetlor
08-19-2015, 10:59 PM
Alright, removed. Sorry.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 07:43 AM
James P.Sullivan
08-20-2015, 10:48 AM
Zoran
08-20-2015, 10:55 AM
James P.Sullivan
08-20-2015, 11:04 AM
Zoran
08-20-2015, 11:24 AM
Amanda
08-20-2015, 03:41 PM
I like pie.:)
James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 03:45 PM
I like pie.:)
:this: Is Random LOL
Welcome Amanda :D
Prince Jay
08-20-2015, 04:29 PM
Welcome Back!!!!!!!! :D :D
I like pie.:)
HAHAHAHA. Everybody loves pie!

James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 04:31 PM
Prince Jay
08-20-2015, 04:43 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 04:44 PM
Prince Jay
08-20-2015, 04:46 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 04:51 PM
Amanda
08-20-2015, 05:19 PM
Don't get me wrong. Cake is pleasant too, but nothing beats pie....
Prince Jay
08-20-2015, 05:40 PM
You're never too old to be young!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl6fWlcD3NI
Smart move. :P
Zoran
08-20-2015, 05:55 PM
James P.Sullivan
08-20-2015, 06:13 PM
Is that Max Rocketansky?
Zoran
08-20-2015, 06:22 PM
Is that Max Rocketansky?
Mad Max? what are talking about Sully?
Killgrave
08-20-2015, 07:17 PM
James P.Sullivan
08-20-2015, 08:51 PM
Mad Max? what are talking about Sully?
Is that not Tom Hardy that Mr Gold posted? Maybe he just looked similar.
James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 08:55 PM
Is that not Tom Hardy that Mr Gold posted? Maybe he just looked similar.
What Did I Post??
Amanda
08-20-2015, 09:32 PM
I ask myself that every morning when I get up....
James P.Sullivan
08-20-2015, 09:33 PM
Apologies, I meant Zoran, not Gold. :p
James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 09:42 PM
Right. The Picture Posted By Zoran Is Jensen Ackles From Supernatural.
---------- Post added at 09:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:41 PM ----------
I ask myself that every morning when I get up....
:this:
:D
Killgrave
08-20-2015, 09:56 PM
Who also did some nice voice work as the Red Hood in the Under the Red Hood DC animated movie.
James P.Sullivan
08-20-2015, 10:01 PM
Right. The Picture Posted By Zoran Is Jensen Ackles From Supernatural.
...and is that Tom Hardy?
James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 10:04 PM
...and is that Tom Hardy?
Sulley, Which Picture
James P.Sullivan
08-20-2015, 10:19 PM
Sulley, Which Picture
Oh, I get it. Jensen Ackles is the name of the actor. He just looks a bit like a young Tom Hardy. :p
James (The Disney Guy)
08-20-2015, 10:26 PM
Oh, I get it. Jensen Ackles is the name of the actor. He just looks a bit like a young Tom Hardy. :p
Yes.
Prince Jay
08-21-2015, 12:09 AM
I ask myself that every morning when I get up....
This person. :D
James (The Disney Guy)
08-21-2015, 06:26 PM
Zoran
08-22-2015, 01:01 PM
bison74
08-23-2015, 04:31 AM
sorei
08-23-2015, 09:29 AM
I have not had enough coffee to grasp the concept of pie just now...
James (The Disney Guy)
08-23-2015, 09:33 AM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-25-2015, 02:02 AM
Amanda
08-25-2015, 05:46 AM
NO! Just....no.
Well.....maybe....
oh,ok then.
Prince Jay
08-25-2015, 06:16 AM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-25-2015, 06:33 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5rsonCc.gif
NO! Just....no.
Well.....maybe....
oh,ok then.
I Just Picture A Drawn Out Bus On The Road Knock Him Off His Bike Followed By A Drawn Out Ambulance... Is It Going To Far.
Best be on the lookout:
http://i.imgur.com/U4Hofdk.gif
Oh Good Grief.
=============
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4366164/tv-bars-error-o.gif
We Would Like To Apologise...We Are Afraid Due to Unknown Technical Difficulties The Random Corner Has Timed Out. We Are Trying to Rectify This In The Mean Time A Cartoon
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/75953/michigan-j-frog-o.gif
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby my heart's on fire
If you refuse me
Honey you loose me
Then you'll be
Left alone
Oh baby telephone
And tell me I'm
Your own
Prince Jay
08-25-2015, 04:01 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
08-26-2015, 06:33 AM
https://coubsecure-a.akamaihd.net/get/bucket:22.31/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/19bfa3259d3/36c3a4af5c59045562e05/big_1409273073_1382475347_image.jpg
This Time.....I Just Wanna Chill......I Remember Last Time....
http://www.krolik-bugs.com/galeria/data/media/17/tumblr_loawf6KxkL1qlx2i0o1_400.gif
Momonoki
08-29-2015, 07:18 PM
Frog blast the vent core
Zoran
09-03-2015, 01:18 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-03-2015, 01:40 PM
Azetlor
09-03-2015, 01:58 PM
Zoran
09-03-2015, 04:19 PM
Sigh...Zooey and Emily Deschanel :awsm:

James (The Disney Guy)
09-03-2015, 04:27 PM
^
Well. I Would Say What I Would Next But For Fear Of Making People Uncomftable So I Won't But... Each Thier Own :)
Zoran
09-03-2015, 04:55 PM
^
Well. I Would Say What I Would Next But For Fear Of Making People Uncomftable So I Won't But... Each Thier Own :)
Yes, who and what is beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.
James P.Sullivan
09-03-2015, 05:23 PM
Yes, who and what is beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.
With this in mind, I find it safe to say that the Amazing Spider-Man franchise was beautiful. :)
Killgrave
09-03-2015, 05:38 PM
With this in mind, I find it safe to say that the Amazing Spider-Man franchise was beautiful. :)
And yet: "None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see."
James P.Sullivan
09-03-2015, 05:57 PM
And yet: "None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see."
How did I guess it was you when I read the comment in the notification email? lol
Killgrave
09-03-2015, 06:31 PM
Nice to know I've developed a recognizable style. Honestly, though, glad you like the series, but I can't, don't and won't ever like it primarily because it stands as a colossal failed opportunity to move the needle forward on superhero films but instead played it safe, ruled by committee and died in ignominy.
James P.Sullivan
09-03-2015, 08:21 PM
I don't deny its faults, believe me. There were a lot of things particularly in ASM2 that were done badly. If the idiots at Sony hadn't interfered with them, they would have been truly amazing.
James (The Disney Guy)
09-03-2015, 08:25 PM
I'm Not Really Much Of A Spider-man Fan, Prefer Other Marvel Hero Films But If I Am Honest ASM2 Was the Worst Of Both Films.
TheSkeletonMan939
09-03-2015, 08:42 PM
I still am waiting for a TV/film version of Spidey to be the way Peter Parker was originally envisioned as - kind of an antisocial jerk, who would honestly rather go to a science lecture instead of a party. I think Parker's been portrayed as "cool" and "hip" recently, and I'd like to see less of that.
James P.Sullivan
09-03-2015, 09:23 PM
Zoran
09-03-2015, 09:32 PM
Perhaps the best version of Spider-Man yet seen on the screen?
LOL! When I watch this I hear Alien Antfarm's cover of Smooth Criminal (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iomgAHj5188) by Michael Jackson. :p
Killgrave
09-05-2015, 06:21 PM
I don't deny its faults, believe me. There were a lot of things particularly in ASM2 that were done badly. If the idiots at Sony hadn't interfered with them, they would have been truly amazing.
This week saw some serious changes in the Marvel braintrust. Kevin Feige almost walked from Marvel because of the constraints, budgetary and creative, Perlmutter - who owns Marvel and is by all accounts a micromanager of the first order- put on Feige. The aforementioned braintrust had a habit of dithering and interfering in the movie making process and is one of the reasons Wright left Ant-Man. (Sadly, we'll never see his version. That would have been quite something.)
The braintrust was also one reason we've yet to see a stand alone Marvel heroine film. Falling into the category of "Are-you-kidding me" decisions Perlmutter nixed the idea of a line of Black Widow toys. Now the "logic" - and I use that word very loosely - of the Marvel's comment of how Black Widow works better as a supporting character makes sense: you've got a 72 year old millionaire making decisions in the 21st century but using a 1950's mindset to inform him. (Probably thinks Mad Men is a documentary instead of fiction.)
Even before Lucy Marvel should have a beaten a path to Johansson's door and signed her to a Black Widow stand alone. That's a license to print money kind-of-deal. And if more incentive is needed look how audience's responded to Theron's Furiosa or Atwell's Peggy Carter. Women and men want to see that kind of female character on the big and small screen.
So now Feige reports directly to Disney bypassing Perlmutter which can only be a good thing. Because right now a certain sameness is creeping in the Marvel movies and audiences, while they might not articulate seeing that sameness, are indicating their displeasure with their wallets. To wit:
Avengers: $623,357,910
Avengers: Age of Ultron: $457,815,697
Guardians of the Galaxy: $333,176,600
Ant-Man: $170,934,000
I included GoTG and A-M because they both were, except to comic book readers, unheard of characters. Yet GoTG made twice what A-M did. Perhaps because Gunn did a better job with his many tweets of selling his film or maybe because A-M looked like more of the same. And with Fantastic Four being the summer's second biggest flop - Tomorrowland has the dubious honor of being the biggest - superhero films are not the slam dunk at the box office some might have thought.
Screenwriter William Goldman famously said that in Hollywood no-one knows anything. Would be a nice change if Hollywood reads the writing on the wall and adjusts accordingly.
TheSkeletonMan939
09-05-2015, 11:39 PM
Azetlor
09-05-2015, 11:43 PM
SIR, Ian McKellen.
James P.Sullivan
09-06-2015, 01:44 PM
Hey Ponyo. Saw this and thought of you. ;)
http://i.imgur.com/3XlDewR.webm
James P.Sullivan
09-06-2015, 01:52 PM
Awww, you thought of me, that's sweet. :P
Nice gif! <3
EDIT: oh. wait. I've seen the whole .gif now.. lol someone wanted their dog to die or something, letting them eat spaghetti just for the sake of the video, knowing they could choke or something..It seems like the dog just swallowed a WHOLE LOT without even munching.. how.. why'd it? *shrugs*
Ahahahaa I feel really bad now! :169:
I imagine the dog was naughty and ate what he shouldn't have and the owners just filmed him puking it. Besides, dogs aren't exactly foreign to eating stupid stuff and puking. :p
TheSkeletonMan939
09-06-2015, 02:31 PM
someone wanted their dog to die or something, letting them eat spaghetti just for the sake of the video, knowing they could choke or something..It seems like the dog just swallowed a WHOLE LOT without even munching.. how.. why'd it? *shrugs*
Oh, people do that all the time. Letting their pets and children get hurt so that they can post it to reddit.
On the one hand, it's mean. On the other hand, it's always really funny to watch! :p
Azetlor
09-06-2015, 06:37 PM
Ahahahaha
3DMan
09-06-2015, 07:32 PM
AberZombi&Flesh
09-06-2015, 08:16 PM
Now that's how two oldie's get it on. :)
In the words of Sloth: "Hay ewe guise!"
theone2000
09-07-2015, 09:51 PM
Is that Ian McKellen doing the part of an old grumpy man?
WHERE?
I believe it's from the tv series "Vicious" Vicious (TV Series 2013? ) - IMDb (
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2582590/)
James (The Disney Guy)
09-07-2015, 10:01 PM
Yes vicious, a truely epic comedy series mckellen and jacobi rock!!
theone2000
09-08-2015, 10:53 PM
I still am waiting for a TV/film version of Spidey to be the way Peter Parker was originally envisioned as - kind of an antisocial jerk, who would honestly rather go to a science lecture instead of a party. I think Parker's been portrayed as "cool" and "hip" recently, and I'd like to see less of that.
Good call.
James (The Disney Guy)
09-10-2015, 08:45 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 05:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/V6fVBqt.gif
Thank you for making me laugh out loud. xD
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 05:18 PM
That Dearie, Is What The Random Corner Is For! Hehahaha.
Killgrave
09-11-2015, 05:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/V6fVBqt.gif
I see things like this and I know the human race is doomed to extinction because of our stupidity.
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 08:46 PM
Well Azetlor If You Want the Job......You And Skelly Will Have to Have A GIF Battle. He Who Wins, Gets to Take Over From Me.
http://i.imgur.com/30eEul4.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/9c1e3fd0cb7edca1d257f040ca4de2f0/tumblr_inline_mrsongN5CU1qz4rgp.gif
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 08:47 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 08:48 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 08:50 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 08:51 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 08:52 PM
The battle rules are as follows.
1. No hitting below the belt (no gifs to insult)
2. Gifs or images with funny comments only.
3. First person to be unable to find a gif or image with a sutible response looses.
4. If you are unable to find a gif, its over.
Get ready
http://media.giphy.com/media/QJvwBSGaoc4eI/giphy.gif
Game on.
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 08:53 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 08:54 PM
......Come Come Dearie....
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 08:55 PM
My parents are forcing me to feed my baby brother........ UGH.
https://media.giphy.com/media/Meg4PTH32tPpe/giphy.gif
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 08:55 PM
......
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141107153042/satireknight/images/1/1a/We_wasn't_talking_to_you.gif
It was for Azetlor. He was sassing me and I had to retaliate. :p
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 08:57 PM
Hmm...... can i allow this.... does the oposition ecept a half time.....
---------- Post added at 08:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:56 PM ----------
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141107153042/satireknight/images/1/1a/We_wasn't_talking_to_you.gif
It was for Azetlor. He was sassing me and I had to retaliate. :p
I was stateing azeltor was taking to long need to be quicker lol.
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 08:57 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 08:58 PM
Half time.
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:05 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:05 PM
Part 2.
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:06 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:07 PM
You asked for a break, so continuing with part 2.
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:09 PM
I was forced to take a break.
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:09 PM
Yes, so we will continue with it now you are back....
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:10 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:11 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:12 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:14 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:15 PM
Lol.
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:16 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:17 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:19 PM
This is turning into an interesting battle.... you both want to take over.... true power... are you prepared?? To have a gif for all occasions....
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:21 PM
http://media.giphy.com/media/QBjH0bEtlZheg/giphy.gif
Of course. I just have no idea how to reply to these. "Nothing is impossible"... Thank you, I guess? There's no funny conversation line to go after that.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/8155c6d4806e07efb4df70f42b759c24/tumblr_inline_n541bfZhjd1qgt12i.gif
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:23 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:23 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:24 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:26 PM
My image is there.
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:30 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:32 PM
Welp, I can't see it.
I've been trying to trip you up... but now we have to move our game to another stage. It's time to
http://media.giphy.com/media/qUDenOaWmXImQ/giphy.gif
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-8255-OH-HELL-TO-THE-NO-gifs-veiL.gif
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:33 PM
Well unless we can up our game this whole GIF-match will just look like this:
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102010/1287507909_soccer-fight.gif
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:36 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:36 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:38 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/GcSqyYa2aF8dy/giphy.gif
Yes, I think this is the best meme anybody can ever create, ever.
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:40 PM
http://s3.scoopwhoop.com/ada/drunkplans/7.gif
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While I wait for Azetlor's reply, I'll just leave my magnum opus of gifs here (
http://forums.ffshrine.org/f92/tyler-bates-sucker-punch-sessions-186789/#post2908508)....
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:40 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:42 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:45 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jjSia8V.gif
https://media.giphy.com/media/jJv0dmnQyA4nu/giphy.gif
I want to watch LOTR. The Extended Version Blu-ray. It's 40 euros right now in Amazon ES.. but spending my so-hard saved money (I just get 20 a month) in this.. I know it's worth it probably, and I'll have fun with my dad who loves LOTR, but.. it's just.. until I get 18 next month, I'd have to go through my mom, bro, and bank, etc, so buying something online is annoying. And it might be in my markt, but not for 40 euros.
I'm just trying to find a 1080P rip via torrent.
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:47 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:48 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 09:49 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:49 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:53 PM
I have chosen. I am the Destructor. I am The Architect.
I will pave over your fields to start anew.
I will crush your world with girders of steel,
and panes of glass.
~Azetlor
https://media.giphy.com/media/gA4TnMO4yPBVm/giphy.gif
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:54 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:55 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:56 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 09:58 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 09:59 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 10:02 PM
Any more??
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 10:05 PM
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 10:06 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 10:08 PM
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 10:09 PM
Hmm, this i gonna be long.... you are both so determined to win..
TheSkeletonMan939
09-11-2015, 10:12 PM
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 10:13 PM
Eleanor was a disgrace! I shall take over the Ghostworld and become the king of darkness!
~Azetlor
Thanks Ponyo. <3
I'm hypoglycaemic at the minute... I've got to take it easy for ten minutes.
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 10:16 PM
Of course I did. :laugh:
I just had to quote... Myself.
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 10:18 PM
What I want is to still see the King of Darkness himself keep adding GIFs, too, though.
You know you want to. It makes ya happy. You know it does!
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xstu3LGQ1qjcqpco3_250.gif
But there comes a time when you need to move on and pass the torch..
Skelly.
do you accept another request at a "Break"?......
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 10:19 PM
Sorry...
I've got no choice. I feel light headed and super shaky when I'm hypo...
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 10:21 PM
Yeah, right, deep inside I know you don't want to stop with the gifs. Come on, they're fun, they give ya a smile to put them! :P
The whole reason these 2 are battling, the winner is my replacement.
there is no vice president gif poster... just the top.
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 10:23 PM
Alright D:
It is to late now dearie, they accepted the challenge. The game is in flux.
Azetlor
09-11-2015, 10:24 PM
And by the looks of things he's winning so far.
James (The Disney Guy)
09-11-2015, 10:26 PM
And by the looks of things he's winning so far.
Well, unless younare bowing out....
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