No, I'm treating my medical issues.

Yes, I must admit Azetlor's attempts to destroy my status as master GIF poster are as graceful as Craig Burnett washing a car:

http://i.imgur.com/c9Ups.gif

He will have to do better to pose a threat to me.

What's wrong with that? I thought everybody washed their car by completely emptying a whole bucket of bleached water onto the car then rolling from the front to the floor?

Azetlor's car:

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/05/GIF-Car-breaks-down-on-the-highway.gif?gs=a

A scrubbing a day keeps destruction away.

That made me laugh..

I'm feeling pretty bad right now. I'm shaking like mad and I feel like I'm going to be sick.

Victory through forfeit!

Sorry you feel bad dude... hope you get better soon. :(

Yes, get well budd.

Skelly congrats shame it was not thru better circumstances. You wish to take the mantal now, or later....

Thanks. Hypoglycaemia is usually a quick 10-minute thing to treat, but my blood glucose is refusing to fix.
I can hardly type, I may just lose the punctuation.

It's not too bad once you get used to it. But you can never help but wish for freedom again.
My friend has Type 1 and nerve damage, and I'm not sure what else, but he is struggling to digest foods, even soup now. I think myself lucky. aha

You wish to take the mantal now

http://dc361.4shared.com/img/w60oK0dt/s7/13eec7677b8/Yes_of_course.gif

http://dc361.4shared.com/img/w60oK0dt/s7/13eec7677b8/Yes_of_course.gif



Well Dearie the Contract....

You Will Officially Take the GIF Job and I Will No Longer Post Gifs.

DO you Accept?

I accept!

But should you ever wish to return as the GIF Master I shall of course defer to you.

I accept!

But should you ever wish to return as the GIF Master I shall of course defer to you.
I will not thank you, i am also retiring from the v pres of the custom covers...

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NOOOOO! MR GOLD DON'T STOOOOOP!

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/a/a8/Crying-screaming-sobbing-guy-gif-first-world-problems.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140806152722

Sorry Dearie, But I No Longer Hold The Title, Skelly is The Gif King Now.

I will not thank you, i am also retiring from the v pres of the custom covers...

Why?

Time to Move On, It Other Peoples turn now.

Aw heck Mr. Gold, you can't retire from Vice Presidency!

Aw heck Mr. Gold, you can't retire from Vice Presidency!

Yes, as i said itbis some one elses turn now, let the others have a go.

There can be two Vice Presidents.
Think of Sully as the leader, and two second-in-commands.

Like Grievous and his two Guardians.

No. Just no..

Lol

T'was merely a suggestion, dearie.

Why do you think i updated all my threads with new links, and retired from gif and cover positions??

I don't know...

I don't know...

Well.... think on that and get back to me...

Have I missed some overwhelming change with you or something? I don't really see a reason to do so.

I put controversy. Ha. Good wording, Azetlor.

Have I missed some overwhelming change with you or something? I don't really see a reason to do so.

I put controversy. Ha. Good wording, Azetlor.

No Controversy.

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Being the dark one takes a lot of my tiem, plus i have been to depressed to carry on here, and am finishing all up before i leave. Hence the linkmupgrades and handing of the gif and vp appointments.

I knew it

I hadba feeling you would.

I had originally planned to log on and post my izombie score and forever threads, as a goodbye. But had to tie up loose ends.

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It is not that i want to leave, my shrink advises it, it would seem so of my depression comes from here. And best way to get better isbto leave those enviroments.

I will mss it and all of you.

I will make you a deal. I will sleep on it. An decide tomoz, that okay??

I want the best for you. Don't forget that. Don't stay in this forum if you really feel like you aren't happy anymore in it.

But we all know it's you thinking you're not worth it and loved here when you really are. Maybe if you thought otherwise, you wouldn't feel bad being here.

Wait.. what will be the consequences of that deal? I don't know, you're Rumple after all.

Maybe true.

Okay.

Just go to bed now, take a rest, and think it better tomorrow.

Just you know, and be sure, that we love you, and no asshole saying otherwise will make us change our minds, or the fact that we like you.

<3

http://static.tumblr.com/44e682a5c0f71508d3fe81fd1b89b2b8/97cx7jq/5U2mysgl4/tumblr_static_tigger_hug.gif

Okay, today is a bit better. I will stay, and also continue with vp of the covers thread.

This thread has served it's purpose, now close it.

Do what you want with it, i have no need of it.

Bob & Judy. That is all.

Bob & Judy. That is all.

I Know Them, Good Couple, Lots Of Fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJu_-wE

La-bibbida-bibba-dum~

http://goodgifs.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/3766_house_m.d.gif

http://goodgifs.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/3766_house_m.d.gif

Whoaa....

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That's how I feel before the morning's first cuppa. Nothing sorts you out like a jolt of caffeine. (I am the caf-fiend.)

http://www.phillipwade.net/images/Mr_Toads_Wild_Ride_Acrylic_on_Canvas_36x48_2009_Wa de_web.jpg

Mr Toad on Todays Roads.........

http://www.drollnation.com/gallery/2012/09/animated-gif-car-accident-drollnation-com-17835.gif

Later That Same Day.....

DELETED.

Bleep Bloop.

'Aint not holla-back girl

http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j361/disneyfreek1992/gifs/disney%20gifs/156.gif
http://data3.whicdn.com/images/30596837/large.gif
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/1/14/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_enhanced-20740-1404237867-3_preview.gif

http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j361/disneyfreek1992/gifs/disney%20gifs/156.gif


I don't know why, but I feel a great need to use this GIF. :p

To each his own.

Mr. Gold, I found an impersonator (http://forums.ffshrine.org/member.php?u=608752)!!

He has been here longer than me....... and does not really talk.

http://data3.whicdn.com/images/30596837/large.gif

when happycroc isn't enough.
:happycroc:

Lol.

Here, have two cutie gifs that I can't get over with:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/76cac51edeb847b3c6346115878e1f46/tumblr_ntcd8fjI931s3lkzpo1_250.gif

http://www.youloveit.ru/uploads/posts/2013-01/1359464620_youloveit_ru_bolt06.gif

I LOVE that movie!! :D

Sure Its Not To Childish Sull?? ;)

Jeeze I Was Joking... You Seriously Need to Chill. LOL

I Know AWay to Make It Easier, Okay? Right.

You Ignore/Don't Reply to Anything I Post... And I You.. Okay??
You Add Me To Your Ignore/Block List And I You, That Way We Don't Argue Annoy Each Other & And Other People. Perfect.

Sure Its Not To Childish Sull?? ;)

http://media.giphy.com/media/5oRdzHWlVGe8U/giphy.gif

I Know AWay to Make It Easier, Okay? Right.

You Ignore/Don't Reply to Anything I Post... And I You.. Okay??
You Add Me To Your Ignore/Block List And I You, That Way We Don't Argue Annoy Each Other & And Other People. Perfect.

Further to This I Have A Better Idea I Have Been Here Since Jan 14, You Nov 12... So You Longer, Well I Will Stop Posting.... That Way We Can't Argue And Ruin Anything For Anyone. And Then Peace In Our Time.

Thats It I Will Go! Happy You, Happy Everyone! Grand. Laters People! I Mean I Contribuet Nothing Here, Just Waste Time It Seems. 11,000 Posts On Shit And Useless Stuff, Compared to Your 3000 Excellent, Wonderful Most Useful, Helpful & Productive Posts. Yes.

I Might Go Jump Off A Bridge or My Balcony... Maybe Drowned My Seld, Stab, Shoot, OD... I Donno I Contribute Have Nothing in the Real World.... And Same Here....

OD! Yes! Perfect!

Did you really have to? DID YOU? Didn't I say already that wasn't the point of what I meant originally?



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Well, like people say, you get the cookie! Congrats for the clever comment!

http://www.coachingyformacionparamanagers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cookie_law_eu.gif

Congrats for the clever comment!

http://113.imagebam.com/download/HABWvpVFh8bSiBBALJipeA/44140/441396229/that%27s-my-lunc-op.gif

[Bond picks up a sandwich roll, studying it like a gadget]

Q: Don't touch that! It's my lunch!

Nearly Spilt My Tea! LOL Epic Stuff!

lol :p

ajghwns kiw cvgjjera masjrgioe dfvb

ajghwns kiw cvgjjera masjrgioe dfvb

oiwej aof wfewcvs lsoijfi!!!





I'm not telling!

http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_281,w_483/t_mp_quality_gif/mxzyqqh4teqqgvjngnfo/he-almost-played-a-dc-villain-this-and-6-other-entertaining-facts-about-tim-curry-690138.gif

That was on tv a few nights ago!

I haz teh confused..

This might be the most brilliant thing I've ever seen!

.

What Garbage.

Merda.

I agree; what trash, what bollocks, what contemptible sacrilege, what nauseating diarrhea, what loathsome, venomous travesty upon mankind. I am offended. Take that the fuck down, now, or I swear I'll involve the beadle in this affair.

I agree; what trash, what bollocks, what contemptible sacrilege, what nauseating diarrhea, what loathsome, venomous travesty upon mankind. I am offended. Take that the fuck down, now, or I swear I'll involve the beadle in this affair.

Plonker

When I went to the Sahara, I thought there would be less camels

And yada yada yada, to this day they never found the droids they're looking for. :p

Waiiiiiting for that Zootopia trailer sometime this weeeeeek.

Dammit, now I've gotta delete all my pictures of Jeff Goldblum off my phone.

I laughed. Comedy gold.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-kYDxD1otpmM/VCmCfkdCNXI/AAAAAAADNMA/YPtYcS_u-Io/w426-h242/_nossa_gata_como_vc_eh_quente.gif

I laughed. Comedy gold.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-kYDxD1otpmM/VCmCfkdCNXI/AAAAAAADNMA/YPtYcS_u-Io/w426-h242/_nossa_gata_como_vc_eh_quente.gif

About my beloved and forever lost pictures of Jeff Golblum? If not, what you posted is still funny. :) What is it from?

One of the Scary Movies with Charlie Sheen on it, apparently

No, it's one of those Rambo parody flicks "Hot Shots! Part Deux" I think.

Yes sheen looks alot younger in that gif, i think its the first hot shots.

I see. No one seems to care about my forever lost pictures of Jeff Goldblum... :( :p

I see. No one seems to care about my forever lost pictures of Jeff Goldblum... :( :p

I've emailed the United Nations about the matter, and they said they'll be in touch. So fingers crossed on that!


Jeff Goldblum - Currys Christmas tv ads (in the UK):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhuQm94ZhcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzraxOA_FCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBsia0jYlx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-yzSIhDbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXLepNGk_0

I've emailed the United Nations about the matter, and they said they'll be in touch. So fingers crossed on that!


Jeff Goldblum - Currys Christmas tv ads (in the UK):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhuQm94ZhcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzraxOA_FCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBsia0jYlx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-yzSIhDbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXLepNGk_0

Thank you... so much. ;)

"Dates? Yeah, I got dates. I got plenty of em. Who wants to know."

You mean those who some idiots call the saviour, and a very clever man, that's only being controversial to get attention and won't do anything he's saying?

I had an encounter with a "friend" this week who seriously supported this guy and said he managed economy and was succesful and that he was winning.

If he does, I get to insult America freely.

Uh-huh...

The bird handler almost pushes Trump's Tupee off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M41aZX5ijVM

The bird handler almost pushes Trump's Tupee off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M41aZX5ijVM

HA! Thats funny, just got around to watching it.



"I... WAS bald."

Now. Who wants a good story about a bridge?

Now. Who wants a good story about a bridge?

...Me? what have I done.

What haven't you done?

What haven't you done?

Ohhhh.... Noooo....

Oh yeah!

Wtf? People actually still post here....i left it ages ago.. :laugh:

Wtf? People actually still post here....i left it ages ago.. :laugh:

Ohhh no, we are just getting started.

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/e13a81d912a5841dd08546ab034d9c188a0004e344ad23ac60 3f6e8ea092ac0c_large

The art of seduction

Ohhh no, we are just getting started.

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/e13a81d912a5841dd08546ab034d9c188a0004e344ad23ac60 3f6e8ea092ac0c_large

The art of seduction

An image likely to induce soft-ons.

An image likely to induce soft-ons.

Happy New Year everyone!

Thanks to all my friends who have stood by me here on this place, namely the lovely James P. Sullivan, the hilarious Mr. Gold, the kindest ManRay, and many others.
PonyoBellanote, TheSkeletonMan, although we don't talk much DAK... And countless others who have helped me grow, not only in my knowledge of music, track names or distribution, but in my creativity and inspiration to make my own music covers.

Thank you all, see y'all in 2016!

Happy New Year everyone!

Thanks to all my friends who have stood by me here on this place, namely the lovely James P. Sullivan, the hilarious Mr. Gold, the kindest ManRay, and many others.
PonyoBellanote, TheSkeletonMan, although we don't talk much DAK... And countless others who have helped me grow, not only in my knowledge of music, track names or distribution, but in my creativity and inspiration to make my own music covers.

Thank you all, see y'all in 2016!

And Thank you! I also wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year. DAK is really nice, you guys should talk more. And I would also like to get to know you better, Azetlor. ;)

Forgot about you, Clonemaster, I do apologise.
You don't want to know anything about me. I'm a grumpy teenager who sits on his ass all day playing video games on his PC. Anything else?

Forgot about you, Clonemaster, I do apologise.
You don't want to know anything about me. I'm a grumpy teenager who sits on his ass all day playing video games on his PC. Anything else?

Nonsense! I also am a teenager, It sounds like you and I are quite alike, besides for being grumpy. I'm only grumpy sometimes. ;)

Well there's a lot on my mind right now, haha.

Puberty, diabetes, exams, baby brother, and a needy mother.
Life is exactly 3.68% stressful.

Well there's a lot on my mind right now, haha.

Puberty, diabetes, exams, baby brother, and a needy mother.
Life is exactly 3.68% stressful.

Oh, I know what you mean, at least with the puberty, school, and 3.68% stressful part. :p

Happy New Year everyone!

Thanks to all my friends who have stood by me here on this place, namely the lovely James P. Sullivan, the hilarious Mr. Gold, the kindest ManRay, and many others.
PonyoBellanote, TheSkeletonMan, although we don't talk much DAK... And countless others who have helped me grow, not only in my knowledge of music, track names or distribution, but in my creativity and inspiration to make my own music covers.

Thank you all, see y'all in 2016!

No worries, Azetlor! It's been good getting to know you here. I hadn't posted my annual New Year thread (Thread 198342) when you posted this... you could repost it there. :)

The night is dark and full of ______

Dude it's 320 lets smoke some wax.

....The hell is going on over there?....

Oh? "Mr Gold's Random Corner" a strange thread :)

:changspew: :bearclap:

(http://imgur.com/PNWjmuk)

Saw that one on my facebook feed just now. HAD to share it.

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12540854_1320547284763132_5023475292059547609_n.jp g?oh=68004476cc0e641b23005d900a82c7d6&oe=5735B1EF

Lol

My cat Brunhilda and her favorite catnip fish.

It Appears the Random Corner Has Thrived Rather Well During My Absence..

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29000000/Mr-Gold-1x12-rumpelstiltskin-mr-gold-29064074-500-245.gif

Well, we had a lot of live up to.

So, if it's not an imposition, where did you go and how was it?

I Was Well.... Detained...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_majibskrch1rxhsv8o3_250.gif

Oh. Hopefully you survived your ordeal with all your extremities still attached.

Not To Worry Dearie... I Was Right Where I Wanted to Be....Hehaha.

Ah, well then.

Fly your Freak Flag - so to speak - and fly it proudly.

(No half measures, dammit!)

BTW, was your detainer/detainee the person you met recently? Comic book store, if I recall correctly.

Lol. I was not locked up lol. And yes i have been spending more time....dating... (blush)

Argo fuck yourself.

I AM PUSS IN BOOTS

On a random serious random note:

I will literally marry the one who dares to do the Spaghetti Bella Notte scene with me.

On a random serious random note:

I will literally marry the one who dares to do the Spaghetti Bella Notte scene with me.

It will be their Density.

On a random serious random note:

I will literally marry the one who dares to do the Spaghetti Bella Notte scene with me.

http://media1.giphy.com/media/x28cIQSn19Tbi/giphy.gif

I am a real lady after all.

I guess we have to prepare the wedding now.

Aye.

I have a dog, he's loaded and I'm not afraid to use him.

Banjo Kazooie.

See Thread 200606

Well that is 10mins I will never get back again.

^:laugh:

Did you see my previous Jeb Bush post,

I made all those pictures. :laugh:

Yeah, funny Stuff ! :D

See Thread 200606

See Thread 200606

See Thread 200606

See Thread 200606

Am I the only one still posting here? With my dumb Jeb Bush and George Costanza pictures LOL.

TBH, I Have Not Really Been in the Frame of Mind, Same on the "5....6...7..8.." Thread.

TBH, I Have Not Really Been in the Frame of Mind, Same on the "5....6...7..8.." Thread.

*scoffs!* I keep on forgetting about that thread! :p

:O

:O

:169:

WOW... Never thought anyone could top George W. Bush's dumb blank stare... Guess I was wrong. It's all in the family :p

WOW... Never thought anyone could top George W. Bush's dumb blank stare... Guess I was wrong. It's all in the family :p

Instead of random corner more like rubbish corner. Pointless.

Instead of random corner more like rubbish corner. Pointless.

Psh.

Pointless? More like pointful. This place is here to post funny bullshit and fuck around, like what I've been doing.

Those are as funny as nothing. Seriously why?

Those are as funny as nothing. Seriously why?

Is that really what you think?

Those are as funny as nothing. Seriously why?

To you... Comedy is subjective

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10367191_1548000145492461_3544870621013157156_n.jp g?oh=af11fe1fdea4d93e59905e77f70dec83&oe=57608C9F

https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12801101_1564753453816384_3492621625371509292_n.jp g?oh=7021c2085e238a468050e035ee91decc&oe=5752B623

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/I-have-no-idea-what-I-am-doing.gif


Who does? Knowing sucks.....

https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12801101_1564753453816384_3492621625371509292_n.jp g?oh=7021c2085e238a468050e035ee91decc&oe=5752B623

:laugh: Reminds me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A21wxZKiao8

clonemaster you failed me on this night

clonemaster you failed me on this night

Sorry, I was busy today and was not aware that I would be.

Tomorrow night? It would be for sure.

you guys gonna cyber?

you guys gonna cyber?

Da fuq does that mean.

http://ottergeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jason-terry.gif

I'm busy tomorrow night. :sad: We'll figure something out.

BOB!!! :awsm:

:erm: **you wanted random....

http://ottergeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jason-terry.gif

I'm busy tomorrow night. :sad: We'll figure something out.

Damn.

Next time something like this battle is planned, we'll do it on a night WE KNOW we're free for a duel of the place for GIF King.

Damn.

Next time, we'll do it on a night WE KNOW we're free for a battle for the place of GIF King.

clonemaster you failed me on this night

http://i.imgur.com/GE1PwpS.gif

This makes no sense.


http://i.imgur.com/GE1PwpS.gif

This is perfect.




DOOOOO!!!!!!

:laugh:

What place in the Fargo timeline does Wells Fargo take place.

Whatever the fuck that is, I love it and it's so damn hilarious.

Whatever the fuck that is, I love it and it's so damn hilarious.

This one is my favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF27TNC_4pc

This one is my favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF27TNC_4pc

Ha Ha Ha. :laugh:

That's what that thing earlier was from! :p

Ha Ha Ha. :laugh:

That's what that thing earlier was from! :p

Nope. That's from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg

Oh. :p Duh.

You have a Dumbledore quote, but a picture of Gandalf?

I thought that was a Yoda quote. :p

I thought that was a Yoda quote. :p

It is.

Then what the fuck am I doing here...

You're right. So, a Yoda quote, attributed to Dumbledore, attached to a picture of Gandalf.

Very postmodern.

Then what the fuck am I doing here...

That is the eternal question. My purpose is to chew bubblegum and kick . . . No, wait, that was someone else's purpose.

Ahh. Sing pirate songs in the shower. That's my purpose. Small, attainable and yet completely nonsensical.

Then what the fuck am I doing here...

idk

That is the eternal question. My purpose is to chew bubblegum and kick . . . No, wait, that was someone else's purpose.

Ahh. Sing pirate songs in the shower. That's my purpose. Small, attainable and yet completely nonsensical.

This is entirely correct.

My purpose is to-

Wonder what my purpose is until exactly 8:00 AM, then wake the fuck up, then have a grapefruit, then...

Wonder about my purpose again... then go to see a porpoise at the zoo.


idk

You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I wake up and go to work most days.

"Jesus was angry. I'm angry.

---

What're you willin' to die for!

---

ONWARD!, CHRISTIAN!, SOLDIERS!"

-Gov. Rick Perry, who was very angry.

Well shit!

I passed a red mailbox and now I've got an army of mail trucks on my tail.

I Swear Sometimes I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About...

https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg0.joyreactor.com%2Fpics%2F post%2Fslurp-gif-snail-girls-885160.gif&key=BELWMd2aBPCL22eD_ADVtQ&w=600&h=259

That looks like so much more fun than basketball

I JUST saw that gif the other day. :p

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I Swear Sometimes I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About...

Do you not get my post, or are you just saying you have no idea what I'm talking about. :p

The post is a parody, so, in real life, this is what it would be instead.

I passed a red light and now I've got an army of cops (or cop cars) on my tail.

"I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?

- Doesn't that mean you're drunk?

No. It means I was drunk yesterday."

Penguin, Feel Free to Close This Thread Aswell While You Are At It.

Penguin, Feel Free to Close This Thread Aswell While You Are At It.

You want this thread closed?

Because this is where random, stupid, funny stuff is posted (except Jeb stuff lol) and otherwise there will be nowhere for it.

Wait, Mr Gold. Don't you have a thread for movie/TV show quotes?

Closing by request