Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say

Yes, I know this thread subject has been done, but it hasn’t been done for 8!

Here’s Mine:

Squall: "Selphie! Wait up! Selphie, can you teach me to be like you? I want to be happy, and spread joy, not to mention flowers, all around the world!"

Zell: "Seifer, I’ve been meaning to say this for a long time… you’re my hero."

Irvine: "Girls!? Who cares about DUMB chicks!? I hate girls! I’m goin’ homosexual from now on!"

Quistis: *very fast and rapidly* "Oh my gosh! Selphie, Rinoa; we’re going to the MALL! I’m gonna get my nails done, my hair done, my ears pierced, I’m gonna get a new wardrobe, I’m gonna get make up, and we’re gona have F-U-N, FUN!"

Rinoa: "Where’s Seifer!? Ooh… that asshole! How’d he EVER convince me to be his girlfriend!? I mean, Zell is DEFINITELY the right guy for me!"

Selphie: *smoking a cigarrette* "Hey, Quistis; wanna go to the Gothic shop with me? I need to get some white face paint and some wrist bands with skulls on them."

Seifer: "I’m sorry for calling you a chicken-shit, Zell. And….. you’re MY hero."

Edea: "Ciddy-poo! Come here, you! Your my big cuddly-wuddly hubby, and I love you to BITS!"

they’re kinda dumb. I tried, I really did!

Kinda dumb? These are some of the best I’ve ever seen for this sort of thing.

Yeah. this is good.
How about this:

Squall: "Oh! Sorry I bumped into you Selphie. Are you okay, I mean, do you have any cuts or anything?" etc etc. "Really, you’re aking over the Garden festival commitee? Can I join? Yeah!"

Squall: "I’m going to contribute something other than "…………" to this discussion."

Quistis: "LOLZ STFU FAGGOT!!!111"

Selphie: "Let’s calmly discuss this issue like adults."

Selphie (again): "…………………"

Originally posted by eikofan69
Irvine: "Girls!? Who cares about DUMB chicks!? I hate girls! I’m goin’ homosexual from now on!"Best one. 😎

I have to wonder about Irvine, really. He wore a purple vest that showed his belly button, first of all. Secondly, he was really big on large guns. His over-emphasis on girls just screams "YEAH I AM STRAIGHT! REALLY REALLY STRAIGHT! I AM GOING TO PROVE IT BY FLIRTING WITH WOMEN A LOT! OH YEAH I LOVE VAGINA!" meaning that it’s way too over the top. I think he’s "curious" at the very least. :-*

Originally posted by Szklana kobieta

I have to wonder about Irvine, really. He wore a purple vest that showed his belly button, first of all. Secondly, he was really big on large guns. His over-emphasis on girls just screams "YEAH I AM STRAIGHT! REALLY REALLY STRAIGHT! I AM GOING TO PROVE IT BY FLIRTING WITH WOMEN A LOT! OH YEAH I LOVE VAGINA!" meaning that it’s way too over the top. I think he’s "curious" at the very least. :-*

Haha! so true! I gathered that from him as well that he seemed like he was trying to prove that he was straight to hard. like if there was a situation were they were discussing something he might just pop up and go "did I mention I really like girls!?" haha grandtastic.

anyway this is the only one I could come up with.

Quistis: "mmm yeah you like that, *cracks whip during battle* ooh yeah your a bad T-rexuar! you need to be taught a lesson! *cracks whip again*"

Zell: AHHHHHH! HELP!

Squall: Oh, nO!! wE GOTTA DO SOMEHTING! WE GOTTA HELP ZELL!!

rinoa: Shut up, will ya? Hes perfectly fine on his own!

Selphie: Yeah, whats with you? If someone cant take care of themselves, then they shouldnt exist!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lunatic HighVII
[B]Zell: AHHHHHH! HELP!

Squall: Oh, nO!! wE GOTTA DO SOMEHTING! WE GOTTA HELP ZELL!!

HHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Great, Luny.

By the way Eiko, were is my credit??? HMMMMM??!?!?!

Eveybody, this subject was originally created by the infamous, most fabulous, Shinra Turk. I give the credit of this subject to Shinra Turk 🙂

Thank you, thank you. (bows)

Squall:OMG LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS!ISN’T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!?

Rinoa:Stuff a sock in it Squall…

lol

Selphie: ….

Squall: Why?! Because I’m the leader, and I say so, that’s why. What, you don’t like it? You see this? (points to gunblade)
Quistis: Yeah, well my whip is bigger than your gunblade!
Squall: Is not!
Quistis: Is too!
Squall: Is not!
Quistis: Is too!
Zell: Would you two knock it off? Always acting like such children! Sheesh…

HAHAHAHA! That’s just NOT like Zell!

Originally posted by PoRtQuEl
HAHAHAHA! That’s just NOT like Zell!

lol to true

Originally posted by FF-Gurl
Squall:OMG LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS!ISN’T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!?

Rinoa:Stuff a sock in it Squall…

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Seifer- Hey Zell… I love you.

Zell- I’m really not in the mood for hotdogs, lets get sushi.

LunchLady- Here is a hotdog for you Zell!

Selphie- Let’s sit down and think this through.

Squall- *singing* I’m so pretty… I’m so pretty…

Rinoa- Let em die.

Originally posted by FrznSilver
Selphie- Let’s sit down and think this through.

Four words for you, FrznSilver:
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the best one!

Thank you. Thank You. *bows* I will think of more right after i figure out how to get the strange picture of a lady of my personal Icon….

Originally posted by Lunatic HighVII

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am I really that funny? 😀

YES! 🙂

Rinoa: DAMN IT!

Squall: what’s wrong, do you wanna talk about it?

Rinoa: My damn pinwheel broke!

Originally posted by Lunatic HighVII
YES! 🙂

Rinoa: DAMN IT!

Squall: what’s wrong, do you wanna talk about it?

Rinoa: My damn pinwheel broke!

LOL!! Nice one!!

HAHAHAHA! That’s just NOT like Zell!
Thanks! By the way, I liked Quistis’s little mall outing the best. Absolutely hilarious, and so not like Quistis.

Thanx! I like that one too, lol. :laugh:

thies are so ******* funny. im just coppying and pasting them onto a document so i can all ways see them.
keep up the goo work ppl!

Here’s mine:

Squall: Oh Rinoa, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!

he wouldn’t shout it over and over again.

Rinoa: Tee Hee, oh Squall, your such an idiot.

Seifer:Give me back Rinoa you bastard or I’ll kill you!

Selphie:um uh, no I don’t wann fight, I’M TOO SCARED!

Zell: Don’t ever let the weapons control you. Always take control of the weapon.

Irvine:I don’t wanna girlfriend

Laguna: I’m glad to be rid of Julia

Now they would never dream of saying those!

Moogles: Laguna? Laguna? Who the fucks Laguna?
Seifer: MC Squall, respect my brother. I was bang out fo dissin yo fli bitch
And so forth…

I have another one:

Rinoa: I’m a demon too the end!

Squall: I love to talk to people! I think having a phsycollogist may help me!

Seifer:I don’t wanna work alone anymore! It’s all about teamwork!

Selphie: I wanna quit the Garden Festival! I have no time for it!

Zell: I LOVE Seifer! Respect my man Seifer!

Laguna: Journalism is BORING!

Ellone: I wanna get away! I wanna fly away! Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Quistis:Why did I quit being an instructor! I did so good as a teacher!

Irvine: I’ll shave my head so I’m bald!

Good one:

Zell: Dammit.My gloves ripped. Could someone sew these
Squall wearing knitting clothes: My life is slowly coming to an end.