My game is called Bargain Hunt
Based on a terrible day time British TV show, you have to visit boot sales and stuff to find great buys that you can sell off for a profit. If you’re good enough, you can make so much money that you can actually buy out the BBC to stop them broadcasting such trash.
This is where the game really gets going, because from here, world domination begins, using the pancakes from the BBC canteen as WMD’s.
My game would be the ‘Championship Manager Grassgrowing (And Other Events)’. Another boring managment game, as you’re found managing a team of highly trained proffessionals dedicated to watching grass grow, paint dry, kettles boil and Big Brother. You can even swap roles, and join in with the action in all it’s brilliant 3D glory. This is a must for those with nothing better to do.
You travel the world, swigging the beverages,cracking bottles over strangers head and mashing there brains with a bar stool. It now has a tag team element. You scrap, why your partner can give himself more energy and confidence swigging a few ales.
With professional voice overs by real life drunk brawlers, you will hear screams of "OIIIII, WAAANKER!!! I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!" and other such poetry.
Drink the beverages of the world and become the greatest bar brawler the world has ever seen!