Final Fantasy VIII "Abridged Script"

Okay, this here is mean, but also kinda funny. Check it out: http://jbullions.topcities.com/rant_ff8.html

Note: contains quite a bit of profanity, so I just thought I would let you know, just in case you’re sensitive about it.

My favorite line:

"INSULTING PLOT
Nope. Sorry. You two need to
extend this game into 4 CDs. That
way this whole contrive romance can
spawn a whole bunch of nonsense
subplots for you to do.

RINOA
Okay, I don’t love you yet, Squall."

(Note: If you click the link on the page for more "abridged scripts," you’ll also find them for FF VII and X.

It makes me sad. How can anyone be filled with so much hatred towards a game…? :rolleyes:
I find it slightly funny, because some voice keeps telling me here is some guy who�d complain about anything that is not his one favourite game. And really… what is he complaining about? Seifer is one-dimensional? Well, it HELPS to read the dialogues to find out the the opposite. Not to mention what he wrote about FFX: Makes me doubt he really played the game. He seems to have missed a few explanations in the game. And I did not know that all playable characters are teenagers. And I did not know FFX was on 4 CDs (!!!).
Nope, I�ve seen better jokes.

WHAT!?!

this guy is retarded, i admit, there was some funny parts to it, like squall always being withdrawn and dramatic, but it’s just dumb, he missed parts which would have torn his whole idea apart, and all he did was try to make a joke out of junctioning(something he prolly gave up on because he didn’t get it the first time he tried it)

laterz

lone wolf

I find it slightly funny, because some voice keeps telling me here is some guy who�d complain about anything that is not his one favourite game.
Right. I think this site pretty much follows the same style for all of the "abridged scripts" or whatever.

That web-site was actually pretty funny but I felt that the insults were a little over-the-top. Still, it always healthy to take the micky out of such a serious game.