Worst Final Fantasy XII Review EVAR!

http://www.readjunk.com/straightdirt.php?rv=12

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This guy has lost his mind apparently, he slanders the game because of his own stupidity. It starts because he is apparently unfamiliar with Roman Numerals and expected this game to be a sequal to X and X-2. And just goes down hill from there. Please, please…..for the good of Final Fantasy Fans everywhere, put this ignorant dimwit in his place.

And if you have a few extra minutes, I posted a thread in the general discussion forum as well expressing my concern that a notable magazine, and website for that magazine would let such an idiot write for them

Can you not even tell at a glance that the review is a joke? Every time you post on of those comments, the guy who wrote it chuckles to himself about how stupid you are.

Can you not even tell at a glance that the review is a joke? Every time you post on of those comments, the guy who wrote it chuckles to himself about how stupid you are.

Wait, so you actually found this to be funny? Sure I considered that it might be a joke, and I’m sure he thought it was funny but it doesn’t make him look any less retarded

Funny? It was fucking hilarious. And if you think he looks retarded for it, you should read it again from the perspective of it being a joke. A lot of his seemingly retarded points are pretty clever in that context.

That was by far the best 5 minutes, I’ve spent reading something for pure entertainment.

This guy made me lough!

KH2 better? Pfft, of course this review is a joke XD

Comical indeed. I laughed.

Suppose it weren’t a joke though. Do you honestly think that one mans opinion would have made a difference? To each their own, and I stand by that because in the end you’re the final judge.

Thanks for the find though. ‘Twas quite entertaining.

As much of a joke that review clearly is, I actually pretty much agree with it, well, apart from the bit about it not being a sequel to X. 😛

I masturbated when Rikku jumped up and down.

I masturbated when Rikku jumped up and down.

If that doesn’t tell you its a joke, I don’t know what does. That review made me laugh. I’m still not sure, there was only one or two times I thought he was obviously joking, yet he really doesn’t seem to be sincere about the game. Undecided whether its a joke or not, I just laugh at the people flamig him.

Haha funny stuff.

Even if it was a joke…I believe this guy didn’t like the game anyway.
Writing the review must have been the funnest part of the game for him.