Things that FF7 characters would never say.

sephiroth: "Cloud, sorry i destroyed Nibelheim 5 years ago… Let’s be friends now"

vincent: that was a nice nap, i ought to thank hojo

cid: aruuggghhh!! i’m getting airsick!!!

cloud: marlene, denzel, i’ll take you guys for a ride on my bike!

Aeris- Cloud and Tifa make the CUTEST couple. I wanna be the flower girl at their wedding

Vincent: Hojo, despite our disputes over the past, umm, like, 35 years, and you knocking up my girl, let’s go swimming and be friends!

Barret: It’s cool having one mechanic gun arm…Why not have two? *slices off other arm* Yay!! I have no hands!

Reno: I hate my hair. It’s too red…and long…I look like a girl. *shaves head* There! Now, I look manly!…Now, who wants to buy my hair for 5,000 gil?

Tifa: "No! I was supposed to kill Aerith!"

Aerith: "I wanna marry Sephiroth and have his babies!"

Barrett: "Cloud, I’m gonna hook you up with Aerith right away!"

Yuffie: "I’m growing out my hair so I can be like Tifa and Aerith."

Red XIII: "Meow! I’m a cat!"

Cait Sith: "Gambling is a bad habit"

Elena and Reno together: "Lets get married at the dump!"

Cid: "I dismantled my Tiny Bronco"

Vincent: "I wanna go play in the daisies!! I love rainbows!"

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :'(

Cloud: I will get my revenge Kefka!!!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :'(

Nice 8-)!