Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say



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dyne trance
08-27-2004, 01:05 AM
Yes, I know this thread subject has been done, but it hasn’t been done for 8!

Here’s Mine:

Squall: "Selphie! Wait up! Selphie, can you teach me to be like you? I want to be happy, and spread joy, not to mention flowers, all around the world!"

Zell: "Seifer, I’ve been meaning to say this for a long time… you’re my hero."

Irvine: "Girls!? Who cares about DUMB chicks!? I hate girls! I’m goin’ homosexual from now on!"

Quistis: *very fast and rapidly* "Oh my gosh! Selphie, Rinoa; we’re going to the MALL! I’m gonna get my nails done, my hair done, my ears pierced, I’m gonna get a new wardrobe, I’m gonna get make up, and we’re gona have F-U-N, FUN!"

Rinoa: "Where’s Seifer!? Ooh… that asshole! How’d he EVER convince me to be his girlfriend!? I mean, Zell is DEFINITELY the right guy for me!"

Selphie: *smoking a cigarrette* "Hey, Quistis; wanna go to the Gothic shop with me? I need to get some white face paint and some wrist bands with skulls on them."

Seifer: "I’m sorry for calling you a chicken-shit, Zell. And….. you’re MY hero."

Edea: "Ciddy-poo! Come here, you! Your my big cuddly-wuddly hubby, and I love you to BITS!"

they’re kinda dumb. I tried, I really did!


Agent0042
08-27-2004, 04:41 AM
Kinda dumb? These are some of the best I’ve ever seen for this sort of thing.

lone_wolf
08-27-2004, 05:12 AM
Yeah. this is good.
How about this:

Squall: "Oh! Sorry I bumped into you Selphie. Are you okay, I mean, do you have any cuts or anything?" etc etc. "Really, you’re aking over the Garden festival commitee? Can I join? Yeah!"


Top Cat
08-27-2004, 07:00 PM
Squall: "I’m going to contribute something other than "…………" to this discussion."

Quistis: "LOLZ STFU FAGGOT!!!111"

Selphie: "Let’s calmly discuss this issue like adults."

Selphie (again): "…………………"


Helen Gurley Brown
08-27-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by eikofan69
Irvine: "Girls!? Who cares about DUMB chicks!? I hate girls! I’m goin’ homosexual from now on!"Best one. 😎

I have to wonder about Irvine, really. He wore a purple vest that showed his belly button, first of all. Secondly, he was really big on large guns. His over-emphasis on girls just screams "YEAH I AM STRAIGHT! REALLY REALLY STRAIGHT! I AM GOING TO PROVE IT BY FLIRTING WITH WOMEN A LOT! OH YEAH I LOVE VAGINA!" meaning that it’s way too over the top. I think he’s "curious" at the very least. :-*


MiseryEight
08-28-2004, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by Szklana kobieta

I have to wonder about Irvine, really. He wore a purple vest that showed his belly button, first of all. Secondly, he was really big on large guns. His over-emphasis on girls just screams "YEAH I AM STRAIGHT! REALLY REALLY STRAIGHT! I AM GOING TO PROVE IT BY FLIRTING WITH WOMEN A LOT! OH YEAH I LOVE VAGINA!" meaning that it’s way too over the top. I think he’s "curious" at the very least. :-*

Haha! so true! I gathered that from him as well that he seemed like he was trying to prove that he was straight to hard. like if there was a situation were they were discussing something he might just pop up and go "did I mention I really like girls!?" haha grandtastic.

anyway this is the only one I could come up with.

Quistis: "mmm yeah you like that, *cracks whip during battle* ooh yeah your a bad T-rexuar! you need to be taught a lesson! *cracks whip again*"


Lunatic HighVII
08-29-2004, 01:56 AM
Zell: AHHHHHH! HELP!

Squall: Oh, nO!! wE GOTTA DO SOMEHTING! WE GOTTA HELP ZELL!!

rinoa: Shut up, will ya? Hes perfectly fine on his own!

Selphie: Yeah, whats with you? If someone cant take care of themselves, then they shouldnt exist!


Shinra Turk
08-29-2004, 03:27 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lunatic HighVII
[B]Zell: AHHHHHH! HELP!

Squall: Oh, nO!! wE GOTTA DO SOMEHTING! WE GOTTA HELP ZELL!!

HHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Great, Luny.

By the way Eiko, were is my credit??? HMMMMM??!?!?!


dyne trance
08-29-2004, 09:34 PM
Eveybody, this subject was originally created by the infamous, most fabulous, Shinra Turk. I give the credit of this subject to Shinra Turk 🙂

Shinra Turk
09-02-2004, 12:49 AM
Thank you, thank you. (bows)

Kurisutaru
09-03-2004, 01:39 AM
Squall:OMG LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS!ISN’T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!?

Rinoa:Stuff a sock in it Squall…


lone_wolf
09-03-2004, 05:18 AM
lol

Helen Gurley Brown
09-03-2004, 06:08 PM
Selphie: ….

Agent0042
09-04-2004, 12:48 AM
Squall: Why?! Because I’m the leader, and I say so, that’s why. What, you don’t like it? You see this? (points to gunblade)
Quistis: Yeah, well my whip is bigger than your gunblade!
Squall: Is not!
Quistis: Is too!
Squall: Is not!
Quistis: Is too!
Zell: Would you two knock it off? Always acting like such children! Sheesh…

dyne trance
09-04-2004, 01:03 AM
HAHAHAHA! That’s just NOT like Zell!

Kurisutaru
09-04-2004, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by PoRtQuEl
HAHAHAHA! That’s just NOT like Zell!

lol to true


Lunatic HighVII
09-04-2004, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by FF-Gurl
Squall:OMG LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS!ISN’T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!?

Rinoa:Stuff a sock in it Squall…

HAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA


FrznSilver
09-04-2004, 08:58 AM
Seifer- Hey Zell… I love you.

Zell- I’m really not in the mood for hotdogs, lets get sushi.

LunchLady- Here is a hotdog for you Zell!

Selphie- Let’s sit down and think this through.

Squall- *singing* I’m so pretty… I’m so pretty…

Rinoa- Let em die.


dyne trance
09-04-2004, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by FrznSilver
Selphie- Let’s sit down and think this through.

Four words for you, FrznSilver:
L
M
A
O
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the best one!


FrznSilver
09-04-2004, 09:15 AM
Thank you. Thank You. *bows* I will think of more right after i figure out how to get the strange picture of a lady of my personal Icon….

Kurisutaru
09-04-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic HighVII

HAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

am I really that funny? 😀


Lunatic HighVII
09-04-2004, 06:08 PM
YES! 🙂

Rinoa: DAMN IT!

Squall: what’s wrong, do you wanna talk about it?

Rinoa: My damn pinwheel broke!


BizarroSephiroth
09-05-2004, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic HighVII
YES! 🙂

Rinoa: DAMN IT!

Squall: what’s wrong, do you wanna talk about it?

Rinoa: My damn pinwheel broke!

LOL!! Nice one!!


Agent0042
09-05-2004, 10:08 PM
HAHAHAHA! That’s just NOT like Zell!
Thanks! By the way, I liked Quistis’s little mall outing the best. Absolutely hilarious, and so not like Quistis.

dyne trance
09-05-2004, 11:18 PM
Thanx! I like that one too, lol. :laugh:

11 squall
09-07-2004, 10:21 AM
thies are so ******* funny. im just coppying and pasting them onto a document so i can all ways see them.
keep up the goo work ppl!

Dot Centaur
09-07-2004, 04:48 PM
Here’s mine:

Squall: Oh Rinoa, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!

he wouldn’t shout it over and over again.

Rinoa: Tee Hee, oh Squall, your such an idiot.

Seifer:Give me back Rinoa you bastard or I’ll kill you!

Selphie:um uh, no I don’t wann fight, I’M TOO SCARED!

Zell: Don’t ever let the weapons control you. Always take control of the weapon.

Irvine:I don’t wanna girlfriend

Laguna: I’m glad to be rid of Julia

Now they would never dream of saying those!


Minty
09-07-2004, 05:10 PM
Moogles: Laguna? Laguna? Who the fucks Laguna?
Seifer: MC Squall, respect my brother. I was bang out fo dissin yo fli bitch
And so forth…

Dot Centaur
09-08-2004, 11:08 PM
I have another one:

Rinoa: I’m a demon too the end!

Squall: I love to talk to people! I think having a phsycollogist may help me!

Seifer:I don’t wanna work alone anymore! It’s all about teamwork!

Selphie: I wanna quit the Garden Festival! I have no time for it!

Zell: I LOVE Seifer! Respect my man Seifer!

Laguna: Journalism is BORING!

Ellone: I wanna get away! I wanna fly away! Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Quistis:Why did I quit being an instructor! I did so good as a teacher!

Irvine: I’ll shave my head so I’m bald!


BizarroSephiroth
09-12-2004, 01:56 PM
Good one:

Zell: Dammit.My gloves ripped. Could someone sew these
Squall wearing knitting clothes: My life is slowly coming to an end.


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