The Pope’s Penis (a "real" poem)



Low Wagering

Low Wagering

Low Wagering Casino Bonus in Canada A low wagering casino bonus in Canada has a 25x or less playthrough. The ...
Responsible Gambling

Responsible Gambling

Responsible Gambling in Canada: Safer Play Tools, Warning Signs and Support Resources Responsible gambling at casinos in Canada means treating ...
Blackjack

Blackjack

Online Blackjack in Canada for 2026: Safe Sites and Best Tables Online blackjack in Canada is one of the few ...
New

New

New Online Casino in Canada for 2026: Comparing Bonuses, Payouts and Games Choosing the best new online casino in Canada ...
Live

Live

Live Casino Online in Canada 2026 Playing at a live casino online in Canada in 2026 means you'll see a ...
Mobile

Mobile

Best Mobile Casino in Canada 2026: Top Sites, Apps and Safety A mobile casino in Canada is an online platform ...
Prepaid Card

Prepaid Card

Best Prepaid Card Casino in Canada 2026 A prepaid card casino is a good option for Canadian players who want ...
Slots

Slots

Real Money Online Slots in Canada 2026 When choosing online slots for real money in Canada, two things matter: Is ...
No Deposit

No Deposit

Free Spins No Deposit Bonuses in Canada: Top Picks and Real Value Explained Free spins no deposit bonuses in Canada ...
Free Spins

Free Spins

Best Free Spins Casino in Canada 2026 A free spins casino in Canada is only valuable if their terms allow ...
Helen Gurley Brown
09-28-2005, 07:14 PM
I found this on some feminist website :'(

The Pope’s Penis
<small>by Sharon Olds</small>

It hangs deep in his robes, a delicate
clapper at the center of a bell.
It moves when he moves, a ghostly fish in a
halo of silver seaweed, the hair
swaying in the dark and the heat — and at night
while his eyes sleep, it stands up
in praise of God.


MossY
09-28-2005, 07:39 PM
Shenanigans

Gaffelmannen
09-28-2005, 08:02 PM
Holy shit.

pedo mc tax me softly, black person (whom i love)
09-28-2005, 08:11 PM
LIES.

Neo Xzhan
09-28-2005, 09:00 PM
REPENT AND THOU SHALL BE SAVED!

konoha_anbu2000
09-28-2005, 09:31 PM
Im catholic, soo i will help you confess in the eyes of god. first, say the rosary!

Helen Gurley Brown
09-29-2005, 03:16 AM
Well, then you’re one lousy Catholic, because, unless you’ve been ordained, you have no power to give penance to anybody. 😉 Secondly, I don’t think Sharon Olds sinned by merely writing about the Pope’s penis. It wasn’t erotic or insulting, I don’t think; it’s just weird. It’s like listening to your parents talking about their sex life.

tommytsk
09-29-2005, 08:16 PM
Well, then you’re one lousy Catholic, because, unless you’ve been ordained, you have no power to give penance to anybody. 😉 Secondly, I don’t think Sharon Olds sinned by merely writing about the Pope’s penis. It wasn’t erotic or insulting, I don’t think; it’s just weird. It’s like listening to your parents talking about their sex life.

schooled.


Denny
09-29-2005, 09:29 PM
It`s actualy quite crazy when i personaly think that`s one of the better poems posted on FFS. Great stuff 😉

Evil Moogle
10-01-2005, 11:38 PM
Good poem. But DAMN why the hell would ANYONE want to write a peom about the POPES PENIS!? 😛

Dragoncurry
10-02-2005, 04:36 AM
That was thouroughly disturbing.

konoha_anbu2000
10-02-2005, 07:23 AM
EWWW!!! youve put terrable, terrable, thoughts about my mom and dad and there sex life in my head…i will never sleep again…

Nightowl9910
10-27-2005, 12:45 AM
Lol i found that one quite funny, even if it was a bit short.

Still what escapes me is why should that description just go for a pope? Doesn’t the same go for any guy who wears a robe? lol


Dragoncurry
10-27-2005, 05:03 AM
Why has this thread been resurrected?

nkwp
10-27-2005, 10:13 AM
Interesting…poem. Quite disturbing as well though! hahaha A good find 😉

Nightowl9910
10-27-2005, 11:28 AM
Why has this thread been resurrected?

Lol that’s my fault. It’s cos I came across the poem and found it funny having the shallow sense of humour I have :laugh:


Scroll to Top