The One Thing you would wanna change

If there was one part of the storyline U wanna change, what is it and how would you change it?

1st. I would wanna change the fact that you posted this topic twice…treading on dangerous grounds buddy.

2nd. I wouldn’t change the storyline of this game, which was the main thing that led me to like this game.

I would cha(interrupted by loud fart)

Edit: Forgive my flatulence.

I’d make the story more about FF1’s absurdly loud (and frequent) flatulence. At least it would be mildly amusing, if only on the second grade, "huh huh, he farted!" level.

Well, flatulent interruption is actually a rather effective literary device. To make fun of what somebody says, say it again in a similar voice, but interrupt it with a rather loud farting noise. You’d be amazed how funny that is.

Furthermore, it would be really, really great to have different characters’ serious lines interrupted by loud farts. Example:

Sephiroth: "Only death awaits you a(interrupted by loud fart)"

Cloud: "I’ll never forgive Se(interrupted by loud fart)"

Aeris: "And let me han(interrupted by loud fart)"

It translates very well into Star Wars, too.

Palpatine: And now, young Skywalker, you wi(interrupted by loud fart)

Trim the whole Great Glacier/Icicle Village/Snowboarding/Gaea’s Cliffs down. I found most of it quite boring and uninspired – this is one of the main parts of the game that usually puts me off a replay.

One thing would be insufficient to fix that train-wreck of a story.

I’d lengthen the train wreckage section of the story.

Trim the whole Great Glacier/Icicle Village/Snowboarding/Gaea’s Cliffs down. I found most of it quite boring and uninspired – this is one of the main parts of the game that usually puts me off a replay.

I’m up to that part in the game, at the cliffs. I got board of the game at that point and stopped playing. They should of made it more interesting somehow.