Stubbed toe



Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan

Best Online Casinos in Saskatchewan for 2026 Online casinos in Saskatchewan fall into two legal tiers, and the difference decides ...
Quebec

Quebec

Best Online Casinos in Quebec 2026: Compare Legal Options, Bonuses & Payments Online casinos in Quebec come down to two ...
Nunavut

Nunavut

Best Online Casinos in Nunavut 2026: Bonuses & Safe Real Money Play Online casinos in Nunavut all sit offshore. The ...
Prince Edward Island

Prince Edward Island

Online Casinos in PEI: How Prince Edward Island Players Choose a Safe Site in 2026 Online casinos in PEI are ...
Nova Scotia

Nova Scotia

Online Casinos in Nova Scotia 2026: What to Check Before You Join Online casinos in Nova Scotia split into two ...
Newfoundland and Labrador

Newfoundland and Labrador

Best Online Casinos in Newfoundland and Labrador 2026: Legal Play, Bonuses & Withdrawals Online casinos in Newfoundland and Labrador fall ...
New Brunswick

New Brunswick

Best Online Casinos in New Brunswick: Compare Legal Sites in 2026 Online casinos in New Brunswick split into two camps ...
Manitoba

Manitoba

Top Online Casinos in Manitoba: Legal Guide and Reviews 2026 Online casinos in Manitoba reach players through two separate channels, ...
British Columbia

British Columbia

Online Casinos in British Columbia: Legality and Trusted Options in 2026 Online casinos in British Columbia reach players through two ...
Alberta

Alberta

Online Casinos in Alberta 2026: Regulated Online Gambling Sites and Top Offshore Options Online casinos in Alberta now sit on ...
Dualface
06-08-2005, 10:35 PM
Stubbed Toe

You walk into the room
step step BOOM!
You fall hurt to the floor
the pain galore
You’ve stubbed your toe agian
Pain and shame flow through you
for you knew the table was there but still it eluded you
Why why why can’t I just step around
for this nightly ritual has become quite profound
Then the idea strikes you like the table
duh, I can just turn on the light
surley if the room were bright
I could step over or even around the table
With pride you rise from your knee
amazed at your epiphany
You take a step
Boom!
Damn you did it again


mrmonkeyman
06-08-2005, 11:40 PM
I hate you so much.

Dualface
06-09-2005, 12:14 AM
I hate you too.

Crub
06-09-2005, 01:27 AM
I concur in this hating.

Dualface
06-09-2005, 02:11 AM
Hate, hate, hate,hate, double hate, triple hate, hattei hate hate hate

dr.spamhead
06-09-2005, 12:56 PM
you spammers i hate you all

shade17
06-09-2005, 05:41 PM
hatred

hate is part of who i am.
and so i hate you all.


Dragoncurry
06-10-2005, 04:27 AM
for you knew the table was there but still it eluded you

That one sentence makes the whole poem so gay.


Gaffelmannen
07-22-2005, 05:36 PM
I thought it was funny.. I’m from Norway, though, we don’t have sense of humor here.

Scroll to Top