Real Housewives Of Orange County

I have looked high and low for this cue music, which i THINK is linked to arrested development. Not really for certain.

Does anyone have the following themes from the show "The Real Housewives of Orange County???

Theme 1: Extreme materialism is normal.

Theme 2: Wanting something for nothing.

Theme 3: Wanting something in exchange for something other than hard work.

Theme 4: "We have morals."

Theme 5: "I behave like X, but tell my children not to behave like X."

Theme 6: I work hard, so I deserve to play hard.

Theme 7: Knowledge is valuable if it helps you make money.

Theme 8: Wealth = achievement.

Theme 9: My family means everything to me–10 minutes a week.

Theme 10: Responsibility is cultivated through having something, not through doing something.

THANK YOU!!!!