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Lateralus
11-05-2005, 12:53 PM
"It always hurts the first time,"
An echo responded.
I sighed and readied myself for another try.
I wanted to make her sing,
But only in the world of
Gentle touches with strong bites
Could such a dream come true.
I positioned her strategically upon my lap
And placed my hand upon her neck
And placed my hand upon her body
And in one stiff slide,
I could hear her ardent tone.
I lavished in a parade of warm victory:
My lips pulled back into a tight smile.
I looked down into the penetration:
We were as one.
Part of her was inside of me
Where a thin skin used to be.
I paused.
Fascinated at this fragile interaction,
I withdrew my fingers from her strip.
I no longer felt that once odd discomfort
And relished in that beautiful moment
When I realized that I could one day
Control this beautiful stringed instrument.

Dice Man
11-05-2005, 02:12 PM
Listen buddy, if ya wanna bang a chick so bad just ask this Furry guy. I hear he`s goin half price this week.

Lateralus
11-05-2005, 02:32 PM
lmfao, though did you even read the whole thing? 😛

Dice Man
11-05-2005, 02:38 PM
I did, but it still reads like the insane ramblings of a sex-starved monk.

Lateralus
11-05-2005, 02:41 PM
You’re damn right it does! 😎

Silver Clawquara
12-01-2005, 08:02 PM
Sounds like another poem I got on myspace once…..I have to agree, it does sound like a deprived monk.

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