Michael Bay’s Rejected Dark Knight Script

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:355506

This is some serious lulz if you’ve ever watched a Michael Bay movie

ROFFLE.

Favorite: "She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world."

ROTF!!!

Uhh… just A tad bit too much Transformers action.

that was halarious~

i know it fake, bu7t stil….

Obviously a LOL Thread!
:loldata:

You gotta love the final paragraph! its emphatic!

"We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world"

hahahahaha oh god, hilarious.

Speaking of Michael Bay

I’ve been banned from the official forums lol (http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=3)

Speaking of Michael Bay

I’ve been banned from the official forums lol (http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=3)

Man, that forum is hilarious

Michael Bay Don’t Like Skinny Girls

I read an article about Megan Fox having to gain weight for the sequel to transformers…and I must say it’s about time a woman HAS to be (around) normal weight to work in (W)Ho(re)llywood!!!

For far too long we have become obsessed with these frail, shapeless, skinny girls that have bodies 14 yr old boys would envy. What happend to appreciating a woman for having hips and breasts and…STUFF THAT MAKES A WOMAN A WOMAN?!?!?!?

As a man that appriciates women’s bodies and not their remains, I have to say that Michael Bay is going to make (W)Ho(re)llywood take notice that real women need to come back.

Man, that forum is hilarious

Did the link take you to the actual forum or the page saying that I was banned for being a troll and a prick? I’m banned until christmas lol.

To the actual forums

Oh oh oh! Great X-Mas present!

Oh oh oh! Great X-Mas present!

Probably might be funnier if he trolled a Uwe Boll forum. Although, too easy of a target.

Possibly the best thing I’ve seen all week aside from that fake bigfoot corpse.