Join Me or Perish

Everyone needs a leader… let me be yours. Allow me to inspire you, give me all your faith and love.

No!

Meh. **yawn**

I’m my own saviour…but s’nice to know options, I s’pose!

I think you’ll find that the alternative to my suggested option rather unfortunate. This is your last chance.

Well, if you’re gonna sweet talk me….no. still no, still bored.

Got an 8 ball of crack by chance?

You sound like a terrorist.

Like a super villain.

That matches the caliber of a super hero.

Of Aquaman.

Threads like this, is usually why I don’t come into this den of scum and villainy…

Still recruiting FYI

We’re still ignoring you.

you’re not really ignoring someone when you show up to tell them that you’re ignoring them as a response but it doesn’t matter because you are UNFIT to join my legion of fans

Do We Get Dental?

Of course~!!

Hmm… Tempting….

Is there cake?

Are there lovely females or males to meet?

Will it not be like any other religion, will I have freedom?