If SSBB had special bonuses, what would they be?

Create bonuses/penalties for this game. For example…

Pokemon Battler – 5000
Only used Pokeballs the entire match.

Music Man – 7000
Collected 3 or more CDs during battle.

Ultimate Warrior – 50000
Used 5 or more Final Smashes in battle.

Bumper KO – x3000
KOed someone with a bumper.

Replay – x500
Did an paticular action over and again (up to 5 times).

Sheikah Warrior – 10000
Used Deku Nuts and Smoke Balls effiecinly while brawling.

Soccer Brawler – 20000
Used the Soccer Ball to inflict 150% damage.

Come up with some of your own…

I vote for your immediate restriction.

I wish I were interested in this game so I could contradict Swami by posting a humorous contribution, aiding the thread into becoming a worthwhile and entertaining read.

But I’m not and I can’t…
Bum.

I have yet to try that hot dog/ravioli/sour cream concoction.

It’s really good! Cheap, quick, goes down easy.

Like a whore I guess.

Eat Food :: 5000
Kill Sonic using Mario

Eat More Food :: 50000
Kill Peach using Mario

First Degree Murder :: 500000
Kill Luigi using Mario

Rape :: 5
Kill Peach using Sonic