I am drunk with power~

Post penguins guise

I also approve of my post edit.

oohhhh noooooo

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Reposting this then for celebration

"The tribunal finds you, General Zod, guilty of sedition, treason and murder."

Congratulations for your power!

I love watching cooking shows while eating dinner. It makes me feel like I am a decent cook. Except when I watch things like MasterChef. That just makes me feel bad because home cooks who look like they crawled out from under a disco rock can cook better than me.

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:-*

snip

Do you think penguin scientists have ever taken bets to do that?

"Hey Frank, bet you 20 bucks you won’t put your dick in there."

*Frank unzips pants*

"Hey Frank, bet you 20 bucks you won’t put your dick in there."

*Frank unzips pants*

*Lawsuit*