Great American Bash, your verdict?

Ok, so I just finished watching the GAB, and it was pretty shit, even worse than Vengeance, yes it was really that bad, so here where the results(SPOILERS):

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Bobby Lashley: Surprise, surprise, Cena retains yet again, seriously I have nothing against Cena, but it’s nice to have a new champ once in a while, even if it is Lashley, but I didn’t care too much about this result, match itself was pretty average, with the old "Cena FUs opponent, Opponent kicks out, Opponent uses finisher on Cena, Cena kicks out, Cena uses STFU/FU and wins".

United States Champion MVP def. Matt Hardy: Again, I didn’t care too much about this match, but I do kinda enjoy MVP as a wrestler, and I sorta had a feeling he would win, which he did, my sister wern’t too pleased, she’s a Hardy fan.

Hornswoggle wins a Cruiserweight Open (new champion): When I saw this happen I laughed very, very, very fucking hard, partly because I don’t give a shit about the cruiserweight championship, and partly because Hornswoggle is fucking awesome, TADPOLE SPLASH FTW!!!

Carlito def. Sandman: w/e.

Women’s Champion Candice Michelle def. Melina: You know, I expected Melina to win, but I guess I was wrong, Lol Candybar :p.

Intercontinental Champion Umaga def. Jeff Hardy: Wow, Jeff Hardy put up a extremly great fight against Umaga, infact tis was the best match, period, and I almost missed the end, damn Umaga is fast O.o

ECW World Champion John Morrison def. CM Punk: Worst, fucking, match, ever.

Randy Orton def. Dusty Rhodes (Texas Bull Rope Match): WWE, please stop bringing old men out to fight people half their age, it’s not entertaning.

World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali def. Batista def. Kane (Triple Threat Match): Well I would of liked Kane to win, but as we know WWE have always held him back, nice choke buster double team through the table though 😉

MASTER I’M SURE

IT SUCKED

Yes, a pity too, I thought it coudn’t get worse than vengeance, but holy shit was I wrong.

Im glad MVP won

boy he has a hell of a future ahead of him

Im glad MVP won

boy he has a hell of a future ahead of him

Indeed, I see MVP as a future World Heavyweight Champ someday.

Master maybe when my WWE boycott is over MVP will be World Champ

possibly, it could be a while.

My boycott is 5 years to 7 years so who knows

the highlight of the night was hornswoggle winning the belt, which is sad.The PPV also felt very short.