Funny quotes from computer games

Here’s another thread from me about funny moment in computer game history. Funny Quotes!

Here are some that remain in my memory.

From warcraft 3:

Crypt fiend:
Spider senses….. tingling
My penpals were featured on the discovery channel last week

Dreadlord:
"phone rings" Hello? No No, for the last time, I am a dreadlord, not a drug lord!

I’ll post a few more funny quotes as soon as I can remember them. So for anyone reading this thread, add your own funny quotes that you can remember from the games that you play!

I forget the game…it had a bunch of them, one was "All your base are belong to us!"

FF4: "You spoony bard!"

Silent Hill 3:
You can’t be dead, I was supposed to kill you!

UPDATE: I just realized the topic parameters were "PC" not console…so, I failed to meet the guidelines… ><

Ooh Ooh! I remember another one from "Age of empires 2"

When you beat a computer opponent:

"Oops, I accidently abdicated. No wonder thou art victorious!"

LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Erm.. "China is Under Attack!!" Added on (frm me): Which One? C&C Generals

"AK-47S for Everyone!!!" Angry Mob

"Argh! I Die!!" from some old mythlogical game

o_O *waits till somebody lists all the quotes of Warcraft III* That game is just full of them. Ask Neo_Xhan he knows :B

"Crouch Tiger, I sense a hidden dragon" Potm
"It’s not my fault that I don’t reveal much on the mini-map" Dryad
"I’ll lure the humans with my human call: I’m so waisted, so waisted"
"I’m a night elf, ph34r my l33t skills"
"I’m the fifth beetle" Crypt Lord.

The Pitlord has the greatest one though, the whole talkshow thing 😀

"Ahem.. I’ve got sand on my shoes" ~ Kefka
"Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to have a castle in the desert" ~ Kefka ^^;

How about this………..FFX is the worst FF ever.

My fave is from a clasic genisis/megadrive game called Zero Wing. Such a shoddy translation.
"All your base are belong to us"
Here is a link to a video which will demonstrate how good the translation in this game is:
ALL YOUR BASE! (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf)

Vice City has some classic ones.

Diaz: ^%$#ing thing. EJECT! Not opening on me huh? I’ll show you.
*BANG BANG* (he shoots the VCR, Tommy walks in)
Diaz: Damn thing won’t eject.
Tommy: Did you plug it in?
Camera pans to VCR with plug out.
Diaz: SHIT! Ah well, I can buy a hundred more.

Fave quote:

"Yes Chung si" Vietcong.

"Take this mother fucking gooks" Vietcong.

Not racist!

"Death to the heathens" Empire Earth.

I dont have many PC Games…

"Welcome to the Black mesa laboratory" Half life.

"We do not have men enough!" Lord of the rings, ROTK

I think legoles meant "We dont have enough men!"

Now tat u reminded me of ROTK..

"Orcs! Easterlings! Get them ALL!!!" Aragorn