Funny/memorable FFVII quotes

Post any you find!

Presenter:
"What the hell is that soldier doin?"

"Send him a bomb!"

Received "Grenade"

Tifa:
"Barret, would you stop acting like a retard…"

My quotes are a bit incomplete. Fill them up and post more.

Aeris: "this guy are sick"

anything and everything palmer ever said <3

But they…

Those worthless creatures….

Are stealing the planet away from mother.

But now I’m here with you…

So don’t worry.

Yeah, that`s hilarious :/

irony/foreshadowing:
"youre gonna catch holy hell"
and then at the end the whole damn city catches holy’s wrath, coincidence? i think not

In Gold Saucer: At thye play:

Choices:
"Kiss the Dragon"
"Kiss the Princess"
"Kiss the King"
(It is something like this. If it’s wrong, it’s because I haven’t played that part in a while)

"Kiss the Dragon" is hilarious.
"Kiss the King" is pretty good too as I remember.

and "kiss the princess" you get to kiss tifa or aeris (or in some cases barrett) so its all good

Aeris "Your my bodyguard, right?"

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

cloud: "youre the slum drunk"
oh how id love to be able to crack a joke like that and be able to get away with a "how rude" and have the girl still like me

"sit down on your chair and drink your goddamn tea!"

Everyone’s Grudge

"Will be an active fortune. Your lucky color is blue."

"Give into the goodwill of others and something big will happen after summer."

The fortunes that Cait Sith gives Cloud when you first meet him. They crack me up!

Vincent cracks me up whenever he opens his mouth.

We may be retreating, but we are still victorius.~Reno

the part where cloud, tifa and aeris tries to squeeze info out from some fat guy…

‘i’ll chop them off…’ ~cloud
‘i’ll rip them off…’ ~aeris
‘i’ll smash them…’ ~tifa

i couldn’t stop laughing xD

Cloud: "Let’s mosey."

That’s rich, coming from him.
This..
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And!

A quote from Barret..
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*Sigh* Ahhh, the memories..

anything and everything palmer ever said <3

Dont forget the lard!

Dont forget the lard!

With lots of sugar!

Off course!

One off the top of my head:

"Ah, you look like a bear in a marshmellow."

Cloud, commenting on Barret’s sailor suit disguise after disembarking from the Cargo Ship at Costa Del Sol.

I’d post actual screehsnots, but I can’t be bothered capturing them at the moment.. lol

"@#%!" -Cid
"The brave do not fear the grave" -Battle Arena floor
"Looks like Kya ha ha ha and Gya ha ha ha are up to something agian."- Cait Sith

Tifa: lets go to the beach
aeris: *walks up to cloud* what’s wrong, your cool exteriors cracking

after getting off cargo ship, if you used barett and red in your party

"sit down on your chair and drink your goddamn tea!"

the part where cloud, tifa and aeris tries to squeeze info out from some fat guy…

‘i’ll chop them off…’ ~cloud
‘i’ll rip them off…’ ~aeris
‘i’ll smash them…’ ~tifa

i couldn’t stop laughing xD

"Wanna Buy a flower?"

Yuffie: Come on Cloud… say something… PLEASE!
Cloud: ………….
Cloud: …. something….

*SLAP*

[QUOTE=Reanimagic]Cloud: "Let’s mosey."

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lol, too true, that was f**king hilarious