Freestyle Frenzy! *A Mockery Of You*

Bring it on!
you cant handle this song,
I be tighter than you,
On humid night wearing a thong!

do not call me out, i am jus a host…

Whos next?

You wanna battle?
nah its ok……

Heh. Why not?

My jewelry’s colder than ice cream,
shoes cleaner than white-t’s,
sharper than broken glass,
so please don’t try to bite me.

More than a freestyle
I’m free and wild
I’m a crazy as fuck
Fuckin’ kill you over a buck
Talk about your ice
Yeah its real nice
On my neck
Your best bet
Not to threat
Stay away
Take your life on any day
Don’t try me
You can die by me
No one can save
So save your last breath for the motherfuckin’ grave

You think that flow is fire,
but all I see is embers.
You should go and retire,
before I burn you to cinders.
You’re doin this for show,
but I do this cuz I’m a winner,
Please turn tail and go,
before I eat you for dinner.

My flow is hotter than a white mans stolen "Vette
So much fire I make the devil sweat
You ain’t no winner
Just a beginner
Tryin’ to be on my level
Your fate is already settled
Too egotistical
Your rhymes are predictable
Against me, you need some protection
Try to mirror me but theres no reflection

You guys suck! hahaha!..

angus! Handle!

Don’t cry Yazoo…

This is the single worst topic to have ever graced this forum.

EDIT: I am not joking.

This is the single worst topic to have ever graced this forum.

EDIT: I am not joking.
Yeah. I was going to post a message to much the same effect but quoting this is easier. This thread’s more of a mockery of intelligence.

This is the single worst topic to have ever graced this forum.

EDIT: I am not joking.

Yeah. I was going to post a message to much the same effect but quoting this is easier. This thread’s more of a mockery of intelligence.

Meh, it was just for fun. You would think with all the pointless threads people wouldn’t make such a big deal out of it. Go figure :-\

At least pointless can be funny, as opposed to this, which is painful to read.

Shit is funny as hell, but why not let you people see my talent? So here goes:

My sharp eye glare cuts through the strongest fabrics
This shit is magic, make disappearing acts out of all of you faggots
Fuck that I’ll battle any nigga, even if he wear a halo
I’ll even snatch your child’s soul after it’s a day old
Spit a wide spread plague, set all of your lyrics to shame
I say the kind of rhymes that’ll have Jesus afraid

C’mon now I eat and breath rap, who want it?

Oh, how about leaving rap to the professionals….

This thread should be shot… -__-