Drowning in a sea of fat

There was once a little fat man
So large, he could not put his dick in his hand
Because his gut is so immense
He was used in WWII as the line of defense
One cannot stand too close to his face
Or the smell from his neck rolls will hit you like mace
A really retarded republican is what he is
Bush is a fucking fag, you fat piece of shiz
He believes he can speak to God
With his sixth sense, that he named Todd
5 big macs, 3 mcflurries, a quarter pounder, and 15 mcnuggets is his favorite snack
If you touch his food, prepare to be smacked
By an arm the size of a Cadillac
That must be supported by a large mule pack
Fox news is the only channel in which he indulges
Most likely because the remote is lost in his body of sausage
A pickup truck ran into his dick;
His flirtation with a certain British lesbian is very slick
He sent her a Vermont teddy-bear
And also his size 92 food-encrusted underwear
Debating with internet nerds
Odin is a giant turd
He rolls around on the floor, swimming in a pool of sweat
His penis struggles to erect itself� a symbol of regret.
Giant Odin five hundred pounds, really short and rotund
Gravity takes hold, drags his man boobs down and he coughs up a lung.
Oh Odin, the man of a million links, h t t p colon backslash backslash
Truck came rolling down the hill. Into penis with a giant smash.
Odin, gravitation pull greater than that of Jupiter
Every time I read his fucking posts I get really really stupider.
He is under the impression that Georgia holds all the babes
But fails to realize not everyone likes women with no teeth, infected with aids
FFshrine would do well to lose you
Susan wishes you die too
O wow, you sure are fat
Yours truly, Kubirio, MFSO, acpo, and Pat