Create your own Materia!!

I remember I started this thread on Usenet in the group alt.games.final-fantasy.hentai. It was kinda fun. I won’t announce mine just yet cause i want to see what everyone comes up with. Try to make it interesting and not silly. So create your own materia and post it here!

Name:
Color:
Description of summons/magic it casts:

Right! I would think this would be a VII thread. However, instead, I think this is going to be closed thread, because I don’t even want to think about the types of responses this is going to get on these boards. Yeah, closed.