Best and Worst: Hair, Clothes, & Motives

Dumbest hair ever: Who can go past Seymour? He’d lose none of his impressive charisma and charm with a black crewcut, but, you have to remember the Japanese blokes have a serious craving for wild hair, seeing as their genes prevent them from having anything but black hair. They fail to see just how awesome black is. Anyway, I digress.

Clothes: Best, IMHO, is Squall’s. He looks right set up for any environment he comes across. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for Rinoa. A blue rag. Seriously.

Worst motive: Yuna. Why decide to go and get Sin? Just because daddy did? To make Spira happy? They’re all a bunch of ungrateful bastards – let Spira burn. Oh, and grow a backbone.

I haven’t done a best for motive or hair. I can’t decide. Feel free to abuse me about being too hard on characters, I’m just trying to be funny and failing miserably. Shoot me later.

Can you get shot now to save us from any progress of this shitheaded thread?

::slumps::

Well, I tried.

Addendum: Which is better than criticising every damn thing anyone has to say, and being cheap and foul to someone that is at least "trying" to make a conversational thread. I am actually "interested" in what other people have to say, even though you might not be. If you’re going to be negative then you have no place here.

best hair: cloud it is spkiy an awesome!!1 ^_____^
worst hair: Seifer I hate that jerk!!!! >:

Best Clothes: Tifa cuz her boobs r so big in dem lol 😀 D:D
Worst Clothes: Cait SIth I mean wtf he is so stupd

Best Motive: SEPHiroTH he has a BIG SWORD
Worst Motive: kefka he is a big stupid smelly butt and i h8d him!!1

Hair
Best: Seymour *waits to get shot down by Malphergor’s awesome satirical talents… lol*
Worst: Cloud. Teh chocobo look is so out.

Clothes
Best: Vivi. Not his ordinary clothes though. Teh clothes he wears in a secret scene only accessible after you get 50 Mastered Ultima Materia and go back to teh Iifa Tree. You should try it, it takes ages but it’s totally worth it 😉 .
Worst: Vivi. Trust me, after seeing that uber-pwnage scene his old clothes will make you feel sick.

Motives:
Best: Relm. She trumps Sephy coz she has a pen and every1 knows teh pen is mightier than teh sword.
Worst: Shuyin. Most people don’t take breaking up as hard as he did.

The pen is mightier than the sword,

from a distance of about 300 metres.