Crysta
11-07-2010, 09:59 PM
What's the most perverted thing you've ever seen in a video game?

fastidious percolator
11-07-2010, 10:15 PM
Atari porn!

cuckoo77
11-07-2010, 10:17 PM
Q-bert's cakehole.

Sackboy
11-07-2010, 10:30 PM
In terms of perverted creepyness, I'm going with Heavenly Sword. King Bohan was gesturing to Nariko...

YouTube - Heavenly Sword - Behind Bars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOHsxEqarIQ&feature=related)

RAMChYLD
11-08-2010, 05:43 AM
Atari porn!

ROKUSHO
11-08-2010, 06:32 AM
Atari porn!
i must say i was THIS close to own bachelor party

chewey
11-08-2010, 12:38 PM
YouTube - Fapout: New Vegas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_dXUjCZPA0)

Marceline
11-08-2010, 04:35 PM
YouTube - Let's Play Grim Grimoire - Part 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LENL5rszz6g)

This is actually a pretty neat game, just super weird.

The US Agarest War trailers are pretty crazy too but they make the game look way worse than it is.

CC
11-08-2010, 04:38 PM
The most perverted thing I've ever seen? Out of every video game I've ever played? Pyramid Head raping monsters.

Enkidoh
11-08-2010, 05:02 PM
Wasn't there a background scene in one stage in the arcade version of Street Fighter II that featured what looked like a guy 'pleasuring himself'? ( I think it was the stage set at a dock) - in any event it was naturally removed from the SNES version? Unfortunately my memory of it is rather hazy to say the least (for good reason I guess :p).

Arigeitsu159
11-08-2010, 06:04 PM
The most perverted thing I've ever seen? Out of every video game I've ever played? Pyramid Head raping monsters.

That's why they call him the "THErapist".

Sarah
11-08-2010, 08:02 PM
custers revenge


Arigeitsu159
11-08-2010, 08:25 PM
custers revenge



lol! WTF?

Goren
11-08-2010, 08:41 PM
YouTube - Ar tonelico (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoODv8LVib8)

ROKUSHO
11-08-2010, 09:04 PM
there were a bunch of porn games on the atari 2600, all courtesy of mistyque.
i believe the AVGN reviewed most of them.

Sackboy
11-08-2010, 10:17 PM
I had fun watching AVGN's reviews. lol.

Marceline
11-08-2010, 10:39 PM
YouTube - Ar tonelico (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoODv8LVib8)

The gameplay in the new Ar Tonelico seems like it has some pretty pervy elements. ; ; Still getting it when it comes out here though.

Goren
11-09-2010, 01:43 AM
There is going to be a new Ar Tonelico game? What system is it schedule to go to?

chewey
11-09-2010, 01:44 AM
Playstation 3. It's already out in Japan and I think it's pretty close to release in the US.

Vrykolas
11-09-2010, 02:19 AM
Without including sex games of any kind, I've have to say Killer7.

Pretty much every scene has something close to the wire - that's what makes it so awesome.

RAMChYLD
11-09-2010, 02:43 AM
lol! WTF?
It's true. That's what I meant when I quoted Atari porn.


Playstation 3. It's already out in Japan and I think it's pretty close to release in the US.

:seriously:

Jitan Toraibaru
11-09-2010, 03:52 AM
Seriously - There's holding a grudge about a console, and then there's being plain stupid about it...!

Arigeitsu159
11-09-2010, 04:54 AM
Playstation 3. It's already out in Japan and I think it's pretty close to release in the US.


:seriously:


Seriously - There's holding a grudge about a console, and then there's being plain stupid about it...!

Don't think chewey was referring to the PS3 in a bad way in regards to the topic. I'm pretty sure he was answering Allen's question about which console the new Ar Tonelico game was going to be released on...

Argus Zephyrus
11-09-2010, 05:12 AM
I've seen some perverted things in video games... but I can't remember right now except Conker's Bad Fur Day. That one is full of crap, both metaphorically and literally. Lots of cheap laughs.

ROKUSHO
11-09-2010, 06:33 AM
i guess the closest thing to perverted in these days is in god of war 3, where you make out (off screen) with aphrodite while her two slavebitches watch, get aroused, then make out with each other, onscreen.
also, rumble roses, where you, as a female wrestler, choke your female opponent with your tits.

Marceline
11-09-2010, 07:21 AM
Don't think chewey was referring to the PS3 in a bad way in regards to the topic. I'm pretty sure he was answering Allen's question about which console the new Ar Tonelico game was going to be released on...

Until this post I couldn't figure out what was bugging people and was wondering if maybe they were just irrationally upset Ar Tonelico Qoga was a PS3 exclusive.

Comes out Spring 2011! Agarest War Zero does too, and 360 as well as the PS3, if anyone was genuinely bummed about Ar Tonelico. ;) Probably the pervier of the two games anyways (again, still buying it).

chewey
11-09-2010, 08:49 AM
It's true. That's what I meant when I quoted Atari porn.
:seriously:


Seriously - There's holding a grudge about a console, and then there's being plain stupid about it...!
You two are so extremely bad at reading comprehension.

Jitan Toraibaru
11-09-2010, 11:34 PM
I'd say it was more about context than comprehension! :P

chewey
11-09-2010, 11:56 PM
Your ability to understand context has everything to do with reading comprehension, though.

Jitan Toraibaru
11-10-2010, 12:05 AM
Ah, But I generally don't have context issues - I merely posted in context to the post above, because that was what mostly tainted my perception of your message.
I had read a previous post from another poster whom had been overly negative in their assessment of the PS3 and for a moment thought it was yourself.

If anything, I'm more of an impulsively minded guy, which is where my main issue lies!

Crysta
11-10-2010, 12:56 AM
Some of the most perverted things i have seen are on Ar Tonelico 2. I mean c'mon the loli character in string bikini. total softcore child porn

chewey
11-10-2010, 01:35 AM
Ah, But I generally don't have context issues - I merely posted in context to the post above, because that was what mostly tainted my perception of your message.
I had read a previous post from another poster whom had been overly negative in their assessment of the PS3 and for a moment thought it was yourself.

If anything, I'm more of an impulsively minded guy, which is where my main issue lies!

Hugs and kisses :)

topopoz
11-10-2010, 03:59 AM
Metal Gear Solid is what always come to my mind.

Remember the "Make me feel it, Make me feel ALIVE AGAIN!" of the Ninja? "MORE, MORE!"

I always laughed at that! XD

Also the Ar Tonelico stuff you've got there is priceless. lol!

RAMChYLD
11-10-2010, 04:11 AM
Hugs and kisses :)
My apologies. It sounded like you're implying that the PS3 isn't released yet.

Eurysilas
11-10-2010, 04:29 AM
Encyclopedia Obscura: Cho Aniki (SNES) (http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/gamescho.html)

My contextual comprehension comprehends WAY more context contextually than any comprehender in the history of this universe, multiverse, and any plane of existence beyond!

rezo
11-10-2010, 10:54 AM
YouTube - (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YbebFj_ass)

chewey
11-10-2010, 11:57 AM
My apologies. It sounded like you're implying that the PS3 isn't released yet.
I can't even explain how silly this is.

TM
11-11-2010, 10:40 PM
WTF MY PS3 JUST DISAPPEARED

Roywood
11-12-2010, 08:38 PM
All of these YouTubers who make sex scenes with Garry's Mod or Spore.

TM
11-13-2010, 12:09 AM
Blazblue

I make sure I'm alone when playing this, especially in story mode.

XxJeremyxX
11-29-2010, 03:51 PM
i guess the closest thing to perverted in these days is in god of war 3, where you make out (off screen) with aphrodite while her two slavebitches watch, get aroused, then make out with each other, onscreen.
also, rumble roses, where you, as a female wrestler, choke your female opponent with your tits.

....I... really want to play these games now.