These are just a few scenes that I literally laughed at. Feel free to post your own. Just a few, no particular order:

***Final Fantasy 9: Zidane being married to Garnet, and Zidane's aside to himself as the procession goes along.

(Could it be that she... likes me!

...Gotta admit, I was pretty deep that night in the black mage village. Maybe that's when she fell for me?

I'm such as stud!)

"Dagger! Now we're man and wife! Time for the kiss..."

[Garnet moves back, walks off and he falls over]

Zidane: "Playing hard to get, eh?"

Garnet: "Remember, we're only married while we're here."

Zidane: "Bliss is so fleeting..."

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***The whole romantic letter episode in Alexandria, the one Eiko wrote. Here's a little bit of it:

"There's no one here, bro." (Marcus)

"I guess I'm early..." (Blank)

"... Maybe. I wonder who wrote you that love letter?" (Marcus)

"Well... Just read the letter. I bet she's beautiful!" (Blank)

"Really? Are you sure you didn't write it yourself? I mean, you caught the letter falling from the floor above you, right?" (Marcus)

"I'm telling you, she was too shy to hand me the letter herself! And if you don't think I'm a ladies' man, you're wrong. Chicks are intimidated by good-looking guys like me!" (Blank)

"Someone's coming!" (Marcus) [the letter is dropped once more]

(This is a love letter!! Who wrote it to whom? Hmm... No address or addressee... Did someone drop it here, knowing that I would pass by? Who could it have been?) (Steiner)

"Steiner..." (Beatrix)

"Beatrix... Was it you...?" (Steiner)

"Steiner..." (Beatrix)

"Beatrix..." (Steiner)

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Final Fantasy 7: The whole episode of getting Cloud into Don Corneo's place, dressing him up, etc:

[Cloud dresses like a woman to infiltrate Don Corneo's mansion]

Aerith: It's still not right. A wig! That's what you need!

Owner: Umm, I thought you might, so I talked to my friend about getting one. You know the gym? You'll find a lot of people there like you. Go and talk to them.

Cloud: ...'like you'? Aerith, what did you tell him?

[Cloud is stuck in a bathtub with many muscular men...]

Mukki: Isn't bathing great...? It soothes your heart. How is it, bubby!? Feels good, huh?

Cloud: .........I don't feel good. Let me out...

Mukki: You'll get used to it. Try counting to ten.

Cloud: Ten...

Mukki: Hey bubby, how old are you?

Cloud: Eight... Twenty one...

Mukki: You're less then half my age. I'm so jealous. So how 'bout it...? Do you wanna join my "Young bubby's" group?

Cloud: ............Seven... Six... Not to be rude or anything, but could you go do someone else?

Mukki: Well, if that's how you feel...too bad. We have a trip planned at a cabin out in the country.

Cloud: Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Alright, that's ten. I'm gettin' out.

[Cloud, having dressed the most feminine, is selected to be Don Corneo's "date"]

Corneo: Ahh, we're finally alone... All right, pussycat... Come to daddy!! You're so cute, I never get tired of looking at you. Do you...like me, too?

Cloud: Ummm......

Corneo: You don't like me? There...there isn't someone else, is there?

Cloud: Yes, his name's Barret...

Final Fantasy 10:

Small boy from Kilika: When I grow up I wanna be a blitzball.

Final Fantasy 8:

[Laguna approaches the stage where Julia is playing a piano.]

Laguna: Ah... To be this close to Julia...

Squall: Is this guy serious...?

Laguna: ...Uh-oh... My leg's cramping up...! ...Argh...

[Laguna limps away.]

Squall: Sad...

"You're a Turks, Elena!"

FFVI
that scene from FFVI, where Celes makes setzer take a bet on I coin toss. Leo hands her the coin, and Setzer looses the toss. Stezer soon discovers that Leo's coin is a 2-headed piece, much to Sabin's surprise, revealing that Leo rigged his coin-toss with

FFVIII
Zone: Our plan is to...
Selphie: ...Blow it to smithereens with a rocket launcher!?
Zone: Ahh...not quite...

Zone: They're planning on using radio waves. This way, they can transmit images to regions without cable.
Rinoa: I know that...! What I want to know is, what is the president going to broadcast!? Why use radio waves? There must be something they want to say to the whole world. What can it be?
Selphie: Everybody! Love! And Peace!
[others facepalm]

FFIX
The Gilgamesh scenes where he plans to kidnapp Eiko.
First he sees her talking to ammarant and thinks that they are friends. He then makes plans to hold Eiko hostage so he can blackmail Amarant. However, Gilgamesh soon cancels these plans when he sees Eiko talking to Quina, believing s/he to be Eiko's Bodyguard

Bitch fight with Scarlet and Tifa on Junon Cannon~

:lol:
forgot about the classic FF bitch fight

Shake: You're gonna get burned!
Yuffie: I got insurance.

"You all sound like pages from a self help booklet!"

FFVIII
Zone: Our plan is to...
Selphie: ...Blow it to smithereens with a rocket launcher!?
Zone: Ahh...not quite...
Along a similar line, I've always found this one from FFVIII quite amusing:


Squall: (SeeD...Aren't we...mercenaries...from Balamb Garden...Special forces...?)
Warden: Hm? Yeah, so!?
Squall: (I...I don't know any...anything...W-Why...do you...keep...asking...me...)

<< ...I'll lie...I must live... >> ......
Warden: What's that?
Squall: ...Flower.
Warden: What did you say?
Squall: The true...goal of SeeD...To spread...seeds all over the world... Fill...the world w...with flowers.
Warden: Yeah right...!
Squall: I...It's the truth. See...ing flowers...Takes...away people's will to fight.
Warden: What then? SeeD wants to bring love and peace to the world...? Ha haha hah! Don't make me laugh! You can't fool me!
Squall: W-We...steal the will to fight...Then we in...invade...
Warden: ...What? Hey!!! Watch him!

The classic *Tinkle Tinkle* scene in IX with Zidane and Vivi.

I personally found the play scene from the beginning of FF9 funny. In particularly the part where Dagger "dies" and Stiner almost has heart failure.

FFIX - There is a sign in the theater district in lindblum that says "Pigeon turn alert!"
Also when they are getting onto the cargo ship to go to lindblum zidane says that he doesnt think garnet trusts him quite yet but maybe after a kiss or two it will be all better and immediately garnet opens the door. He then says to himself "Wow! Already?"

FFX with Yuna trying to learn to laugh out loud, While tidus teaches her and demonstrates. HAHAHAHAHAHA. they sounded like birds. the voice acting was terrible at that part...

The classic *Tinkle Tinkle* scene in IX with Zidane and Vivi.

LOL.

This guy are sick. :naughty:

and also, read my sig.
Cid cracks me up.

IV - The battle/dialogue between Edge & his parents.
V - Finding out Faris was a woman.
VI - Any battle with Ultros
VII - Cloud dressing in drag to seduce Don Corneo & bathing in a tub full of gay guys.
VIII - The idea that "Sorceress" Adel is supposed to be a woman, lol (she has bigger pecs than Triple H).
IX - When Steiner thinks he is going to get lucky with Beatrix,
X - After Riku reunites with Tidus on the beach and strips out of her tight wetsuit, causing a boner moment for Tidus.
XII - After "defeating Gilgamesh" he still ends up with the sword anyway.

"Everyone's in mourning since Maester Mika died... And it's been morning for days now!" - Pacce, Final Fantasy X

Kicking the soccer ball at Red XIII in Costa del Sol in FFVII. Always great fun. :p

Also in FFVII: Cloud's comment on Barret's choice of disguise on the Cargo Ship after arriving in Costa del Sol:

"Awww, you look like a bear in a marshmallow."

Priceless. :D

How can you forget Wall Market when Cloud dresses up as a woman and if you do everything, the Don picks him!

Also in Wall Market when Cloud gets into the Honeybee Inn and has a bath with like eight other guys :o

EDIT: Oh wait these were mentioned in the first post >_>

FFX with Yuna trying to learn to laugh out loud, While tidus teaches her and demonstrates. HAHAHAHAHAHA. they sounded like birds. the voice acting was terrible at that part...

That was dumb.

Definitely the bitch fight from FF7 was great.

Amarant: Why do I have to go with her?
Zidane: Oh, sorry, did you want to go with Eiko?


Doc Odine: Iz it my turn?
Laguna: Yeah. Make it short and easy to understand.
Doc Odine: I will talk however I vant!

New Assistant: Boss, we did it. The Galbadians are gone, and so is their Garden. Thanks for all your help. Now the boss can rest in peace.
Mechanic: YO! I'm still alive, bonehead!
New Assistant: Boss, is that you!? Oh man! I thought you were dead for sure! ... ... You know...I was wondering... If my boss had croaked, do you think he would've left me the shop?




Man: Hi! So, you think the city looks a lot cleaner or what?
Squall: Hasn't changed.
Man: Huh!? You sound like you saw what it looked like before! Wait a minute...Don't tell me you 3 are the ones who ran away from the huge robot...!
Squall: We can't say who, but we know.
Man: So be sure to let 'em know that they owe 1,370,000 Gil for the damages!

Quina: I find no tasties in this town, so we cook you for breakfast!

AND

Regent Cid: <Gwok!> I did it! I stopped a trolley between here and the
Serpent's Gate! <Gwok-gwok!> That'll show them not to fool around in my
castle! Now, go. <Gwok-gwok.> The excavation site is like a maze. Be
careful not to get lost. And... Take this with you!

Zidane: It's a rag.

VI:

Sabin: Kefka! Wait!
Kefka: Wait he says! Do I look like a waiter?

Edgar: What brings Kefka, humble servant of Emperor Gestahl, into our lowly presence?
Kefka: A girl of no importance recently escaped from us. We heard she found refuge here...
Edgar: Hmm... this wouldn't have anything to do with this "witch" everyone's been whispering about, wouldn't it?
Kefka: Lies! She... merely stole something of minor value. Is she here?
Edgar: That's a tough one! You see, there're more girls here then grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all!

Kefka: Son of a submariner!

Kefka: Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere? These recon jobs are the pits!
Kefka: Ahem! There's *sand* on my boots.


IV:
Tellah: You swindler!
Edward: Please! Listen!
Tellah: You spoony Bard!
Edward: Please!
Tellah: Shut up!
Edward: Listen!
Tellah: Shut your mouth!
Edward: I...I...
Anna: Stop!

Tellah: Who's this old fart?
Cid: Look who's talking!
Tellah: You bug-eyed stinker!
Cid: Ahh, go get your walker, y'fossil!

*after finding the Falcon*
Rydia: It's not yours.
Edge: That's okay, it would be happy to be used by us!

Yang: I am honored to meet you, sir.
Cid: Well, at least HE knows some manners!

Shopkeep: I've not seen you before. Are you...local?

Anyone remember this part from FFIX? I lol'd the first time I saw it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ictWEYu3A

Ooo, soft...

Of course we do, though I'm surprised you're the first person to mention it in this thread. Here's another one:


Zidane: So this is what Kuja was harping about.

How about in tactics where the gang pulls cloud from another dimension...and then cloud has one of his famous headaches and wanders off

imagine playing tactics, which has a pretty serious storyline, and then randomly seeing that...freaking hilarious

IX is a comedy by itself alone xD.

When cloud is seen in a wheelchair from mako poisoning, whats he doing? wistling a tune to himself loke a nut case?

YOU SPOONY BARD

Also, from Dissidia:

Onion Knight: Before you battle the enemy, make sure you check out their equipment!
Terra: *giggle*
Onion Knight: What? What did I say?

FFXII - Vaan: (to Fran) "So how old are you again?" ... ... ... Balthier: "Surprisingly rude." Penelo: "Try to grow up, please."


Larsa: "And you presume beyond your ken!" (Something about his wording and how he says it.)

Larsa: "And you presume beyond your ken!" (Something about his wording and how he says it.)


Its scottish slang is Ken.

Yeah, I understand what it means, it's just that like he says, the way he says, I find it amusing.

Pretty much everything from the V GBA retranslation.

Bartz: "What the crap was that!?"

IX is a comedy by itself alone xD.


That laughing scene in X with Tidus and Yuna makes me want to puke.

Oh, by far the funniest is in Final Fantasy XI, when people sit around Juno begging for help on missions no one wants to do!

Ahahahaha! Classic. How Square thought of some of the things those characters say, I'll never know.

...'Cause XI is single player, right? :D

Firstly, it's called Jeuno, not 'Juno'.

Second, most of the shouts there nowadays are just people hawking junk in their bazaars or asking for a teleport. Mission shout outs now just seem to be restricted to 'Laggate', due to the bulk of the end-game playerbase seeming to spend most of their time in that Goddess-forsaken city.

But anyway, I digress.

And I find every single one of those unanswered comments funny. Though I did see someone asking for help with Eco Quest just yesterday.

Ah, the good 'ole days of XI...

in FFXII after u fight gilgimesh...i think its funny how gilgimesh acts
lol...

All of the trouble the love letter caused in FFIX

Tidus teaching Yuna how to really laugh in FFX

Finding out Lulu and Wakka got together in FFX-2

IX is a comedy by itself alone xD.

How?

edit: Yes, I know it's kind of an old post.

I'm surprised no one even mentioned the blowjob Zell gives to Squall in the D-District prison after he saves him in a fight. Here's something to remind y'all since you've clearly forgotten:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GCnXjgE0fk