I'm gonna throw in 3 lines from FF7:

"This guy are sick" from the Sector 7 slums,
"Off course!" or "No, way! from the Battle arena, and Jenova's only line:"Beacause, you are... a puppet." and it's a typo!

I'm sure you can come up with things better than a few mistranslations, though.

Another from FFVII:

Computer: Cid! We have an emergency situation! A mechanic is still in the engine section of the rocket!

Cid: What!? Who is the little fuck!?

It really makes you wonder what the censored words in the rest of the game are, if fuck isn't censored.

You sure he said fuck? I thought it was shit. Or censored.

I forget...

I believe it was censored. Although the censors probably did mean fuck.

We talking all FF7 games? How about Vincent's inspired resolute statement before he enters the final battle in "Dirge of Cerberus"

"Heh. Guess I have no choice. It's time ... to save the world."

This is one of the few times spoken dialogue outside of a porno made my brain hurt.

FFIV: Tellah saying to the bard (Can't think of his name atm)

"YOU SPOONY BARD!"


I'm so glad they kept it in the remake :D