BAN MY FUCKING ACCOUNT PERMANENTLY, NONE OF THIS 1 DAY BAN FAGGOTRY, I OWN THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT AND AM ASKING TO BE BANNED PERMANENTLY, HOW MANY FUCKING MEMBERS DO YOU GET EVERYDAY EVER ASKING TO BE PERMABANNED, I ASSUME NONE OR FEW BUT CHRIST IVE ASKED BEFORE AND THE RESULT WAS 1 DAY BAN FUCK THAT I ASKED FOR PERMANENT BAN.

The dame was screaming at me louder than an alley cat in heat. Some sort of rigmarole about an account and making it permanent. I wondered if the shrieky moll might be tied with the mob, or working for a bank. I didn't particularly want to end up on the bad side of either, but the broad wasn't making her argument very convincing.

"Look, roundheels," I told her, reaching into my jacket for my flask. "I don't respond well to screeching. Specially not from the sort of broad who'd show her mug in a place like this at this time of night. But I got the feeling you got connections, and I'm not inclined to get on the bad side of any of them without a good reason. So I'll tell you what. Buy yourself a drink and then see if you can come up with a better way to get me to listen."

I opened box of cheerios and begun to look for the milk, "where was the milk?" I thought to myself, "why has is disappeared from the kitchen?" I panicked and wondered how I was possibly going to eat my beloved cheerios without any milk. I had to find some kind of substitute!


I turned the house upside down in my search for some kind of milk I could use, I thought melting cheese would help, BUT NO CHEESE EITHER! I begun to become more frantic in my deperate search, sweat begun to ooze down my face, I had to eat Cheerios! I MUST HAVE THEM!


but no milk :(

Did you check your fridge?

Of course not! Why on earth would I keep milk in the fridge?

To help prevent global warming.

Global Warming is just a myth.

Then how do you explain the decreased increase in ozone holes when more people bougth less cheesy milk?

They say it would of happened anyway.



I think we're just speeding it up.


Like instead of it happening in 10 years maybe 50 years if we no speed it up.

BAN MY FUCKING ACCOUNT PERMANENTLY, NONE OF THIS 1 DAY BAN FAGGOTRY, I OWN THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT AND AM ASKING TO BE BANNED PERMANENTLY, HOW MANY FUCKING MEMBERS DO YOU GET EVERYDAY EVER ASKING TO BE PERMABANNED, I ASSUME NONE OR FEW BUT CHRIST IVE ASKED BEFORE AND THE RESULT WAS 1 DAY BAN FUCK THAT I ASKED FOR PERMANENT BAN.

Can you record this in a mic I want this as a Ringtone. When it rings everybody is going to be like "WTF!" It'll be funny and thanks.

BAN MY FUCKING ACCOUNT PERMANENTLY, NONE OF THIS 1 DAY BAN FAGGOTRY, I OWN THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT AND AM ASKING TO BE BANNED PERMANENTLY, HOW MANY FUCKING MEMBERS DO YOU GET EVERYDAY EVER ASKING TO BE PERMABANNED, I ASSUME NONE OR FEW BUT CHRIST IVE ASKED BEFORE AND THE RESULT WAS 1 DAY BAN FUCK THAT I ASKED FOR PERMANENT BAN.

Troll Alert!


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Ftr, stop coming to the site altogether if you hate it so much.

Its because his computer was hacked. "Apparently"

not a fucking troll you douchebag, i fucking asked mods via pm to permaban my account but they wont cause they cant be too sure that my account isnt being used maliciously by someone else well i can rest assure you it is my fucking account im using and im asking to be permabanned, how fucking hard is it for one of your mods to permaban someone when they ask it.

>: so angry

You need to calm the fuck down. Throwing a temper tantrum with all caps and foul language isn't gonna get your request taken care of any faster...<insert other misc. ramblings about why he needs Garamond as his defence attorney and why he needs to stop being a troll about this...>

Wait! Is this the Hardbroiled Detectives, or an angry onionkid rant thread?!

tenchiscylla...Go onto the Internet. And type Google, into Google. Then type qwerty into it aswell. It will shut down your internets.

Or I'll send you a mould of my penis. Your choice.

tenchiscylla...Go onto the Internet. And type Google, into Google. Then type qwerty into it aswell. It will shut down your internets.

Or I'll send you a mould of my penis. Your choice.

NAH-UH!!! :shock:

first off cookie
learn to spell
secondly quit being a faggot on the internet
and thirdly fucking permaban my account, one of you go whine to a mod to get me permabanned, stupid fucks

first off cookie
learn to spell
secondly quit being a faggot on the internet
and thirdly fucking permaban my account, one of you go whine to a mod to get me permabanned, stupid fucks

Why don't you PM a mod with a really nasty message. That will surely get you perm-banned and we will all live happier.

You should be permabanned from life.

I think we shoudn't perma ban him.



You could, like, you know. Just never visit this site again....

first off cookie
learn to spell
secondly quit being a faggot on the internet
and thirdly fucking permaban my account, one of you go whine to a mod to get me permabanned, stupid fucks

I can't figure out why it matters so much for you to be banned. Can't you just not come to this site?

/me F-5's The Master



Troll is Succesful

/me F-5's The Master



Troll is Succesful

Troll Alert!


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permaban my account i fucking send messages to the mods and they dont even fucking comply thinking that this isnt the owner of the screenname but that is a bullshit copout excuse, fucking ban this account i fucking own it and i am requesting it be banned.

BAN MY FUCKING PERM, NONE OF THIS 1 DAY PERM FAGGOTRY, I OWN THIS FUCKING PERM AND AM ASKING TO BE BANNED PERMANENTLY, HOW MANY FUCKING MEMBERS WITH PERMS DO YOU GET EVERYDAY EVER ASKING TO BE PERM BANNED, I ASSUME NONE OR FEW BUT CHRIST IVE ASKED BEFORE AND THE RESULT WAS 1 DAY BAN FUCK THAT I ASKED FOR A PERM BAN.

Fix'd :smrt:

Fix'd :smrt:

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"wut!?"



*you know we're cool, lols ;)

Please mods, permaban my account i send messages to the mods and they dont even comply thinking that this isnt the owner of the screenname but that is a bullhonkey copout excuse, please ban this account i own it and i am requesting it be party V&.

fix'd :smrt:

I think this guy should NOT be banned out of spite.

fix'd :smrt:

Allen Alert!

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Penis

He should be promoted, wait..... then he will ban himself (if thats possible?) ....nvm

Thread will be deletd.


might aswell get post +1

Penis


fix'd :smrt:


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/me F-5's The Master

Jesus. Just PM me. And I will permantley Ban you. All you have to do is look at the list of site admins. And you will see me.

Fucking moron. Use your common sense.

He should be promoted, wait..... then he will ban himself (if thats possible?) ....nvm

ROFL I was just thinking the same thing

Jesus. Just PM me. And I will permantley Ban you. All you have to do is look at the list of site admins. And you will see me.

Fucking moron. Use your common sense.

QFT!!!

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Jesus. Just PM me. And I will permantley Ban you. All you have to do is look at the list of site admins. And you will see me.

Fucking moron. Use your common sense.

funny your not on the moderator list, so nice try cuntface, now just get a admin or mod in here to permaban me fuck any other time someone would come in and ban someone if they riled up shit or started something yet right now for whatever reason when i keep PMing mods to fucking permanent ban me that they dont fucking do it what the fuck.

Yes. But Im a cuntface. And your not. Therefore, I lose and you win.

1 day ban, as per your request.

In all seriousness, we're not in the habit of banning people by request. This is a bizarre and unusual thing to ask for, tbh! So I really need you to explain explicitly why you need to do this, as opposed to just not coming here anymore. Your previous explanation wasn't all that good, it sounded like you either totally overreacted to something about computer security or were playing a prank on a friend who actually owned the account.

Behaving like this will only make the admins not want to give you what you want. Don't you realize that your machinations are shooting you in the foot?

I think this guy should NOT be banned out of spite.

x2

I think this guy should NOT be banned out of spite.

x3

Yeah. Let's not acquiesce to his demand if we can help it.

I think this guy should NOT be banned out of spite.

I think he should earn it a la Master.

1 day ban, as per your request.

In all seriousness, we're not in the habit of banning people by request. This is a bizarre and unusual thing to ask for, tbh! So I really need you to explain explicitly why you need to do this, as opposed to just not coming here anymore. Your previous explanation wasn't all that good, it sounded like you either totally overreacted to something about computer security or were playing a prank on a friend who actually owned the account.

check your PM since all you seem to do is 1 day ban me when it should be shifted to permaban, fuck any other time some fag or douche comes onto this site to start shit you are all quick to ban them instantly so what makes this any different then the fact im not trolling just fucking fed up with the lack of following a simple request that it led to me trolling this forum part to fucking get permabanned since the request falls on deaf ears.

This question has been asked before but you didn't answer...
why not just not visit the forums anymore?

This question has been asked before but you didn't answer...
why not just not visit the forums anymore?

I would normally do that but when the fact that if anything happened further where my account or anything got comprimised further then I dont want anything tied to me being able to be accessed and or etc.

Change your password to something you wont remember and probably nobody else will, too. then you'll be good, man.

Just a Suggestion.... it sounds like a good idea, though

That makes no sense. You are rude and annoying and demand that I ban you for no other reason than soke bizarre irrational security concern? Seriously, do what Allen says. Take care of it yourself you spaz. =/



No ban for you~ (hi jude ^^)

belle i never went to that place to eat

Because he won't stop trolling for perms until he gets one...if this didn't make sense you are probably writing it wrong...

lol perms

lol sperm

No ban for you~ (hi jude ^^)

^^ hi duo































; ; you meanie who never pm'd me back.

Now now, name-calling leads to tears...

TEARS FOR FEARS!

= /

Maybe we should put him out of his misery.

no?

Are you saying promote him? Then im all for it.

I am Garamond.

^^ hi duo































; ; you meanie who never pm'd me back.

no wai! <3

ha ha

yhbt

no

not quite

You are not a very good troll.

Enjoy thinking you are clever, though!

i thought the point of a troll was to annoy people ; ;

I thought that the lemon/lime juice i am currently drinking, was a barley mix. But its not. I wont be buying it again.

Wait it was just Shenanigans?

-

Master, your a twat.

Nevermind, looks like the mods got to him first.