ok here we go now

I like to drink Beer
my friend Jim is a Queer
I'm filled with fear
and never let him near

I play in a band
it's really quite grand
blah blah blah withstand
we eat sand
with our left hand
it is really bland
it hurts my sebaceous gland
that will lead me to the holy land

i like Jackie Chan
i'm his #1 fan
so is ann
the cave man

i live in a garbage can
and have a short attention span
i was once a goverment man
but i got amnesia
hahahahaha

thank you thank you
post any short poems you have made or just type comments on these ones
Moreof Squall2188's poems are on the way.

lol, those are very... original.:D I especially like the "Jim the Queer" one.:lol

That one is seriously about one of my friends
I try to keep my distance

ok here is another

I put an egg
in a bag
i don't like to brag
but it made me gag

i think its a drag
my friend is a fag
i think its a gag
but he wants to shag
of course i don't want to
get in bed and screw
i run away
and hide in the bay

Its quite intertaining.:D

These poems are.....intresting...BUT REALLY COMICAL!!!!!:lol