What would you do if Tifa Lockheart asked you out? Personally...well, look at my name. :D

Tifa, oh God is she hot! Second only to Lulu!

I would probably laugh, because that is never gonna happen. But if it did, well of course I would say yes.

I'd say no thanks. I'm real, and she's in pixels. It's never going to work.

nah...i wouldn't want to date anyone who can beat my butt up the creek without a paddle. think of the breakup!

Mmm...rough :p

I'd say I wasn't a lesbian and run away screaming. ;)

I would say yes

Well, yes if she were real and no if she was still "strategically placed pixels and polygons to take the form of a woman"...:D :D :D

I would say yes. But there is more to her than a pretty face you know. I bet IRL she could be a really lovin caring great mother. But what about palmer!? Mmmm...palmer...

Note: The palmer part was sarcasm.

Yes, nuff'said.;)

I would say no thanks because shes pixels and stuff no offense to those who said yes.

Personally, what I'd like to know is... Why do you find Tifa... attractive?

Personally, my intrest in her is not very sexual... but she is, by far, one of my favorite FF female characters... Manly because of her personallity....

Another question... would you still love Tifa as much as you do now if she didn't have them tig ol' bitties?

Originally posted by SeksToyVash
Personally, what I'd like to know is... Why do you find Tifa... attractive?

Personally, my intrest in her is not very sexual... but she is, by far, one of my favorite FF female characters... Manly because of her personallity....

Another question... would you still love Tifa as much as you do now if she didn't have them tig ol' bitties?

Dude, hold up. Did I say I found Tifa attractive? I'm just curious as to how many Tifa's lover there are. Not to mention, I didn't think this many people would say no, just because she's a video game character. Just leave reality for a minute and think. if you were a video game character or if she was real. It's all just for fun here, people.

Asuming she was real, yes. Otherwise, I prefere real women to pixles.

I said Rosie O' Donnel because strangly enough it was the furthes thing from what I was thinking.

Of course I wouldnt even give it a first though, I would just be.

Would you like toyes!

Originally posted by SSJ
I would probably laugh, because that is never gonna happen. But if it did, well of course I would say yes.

Hell, I am laughing right now!

Well anyway, it would have to be the one on the top, man she is the hottest thing in any game, but yes it woudnt happen!

The only person that would come close to this is most likly that I know would be Angel*Rinoa!

I'd be calm, but in my head i'd be like............YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm fulfilling Cloud's dream.

In reply to above if tifa had smaller breasts id still go out with her. Looks don't count for everything you know.

I would say to her Tifa this will be a night you will never EVER forget and take her somewhere.......wel that she would want to go!

Dunno if anyone's replied like this yet, but put basically, I'd reply no, because, to put it simply, and as inoffensively as possible, she is a character within a computer game. With that said, I'm gonna scarper before I get flamed!!!

I would calmly say yes, I still want her to be happy with me.
But the problem is that she is pixcellated, and she won't ask me out, but if there is someone that looks exactly like her and was called Tifa *prays to god there is*, then I would respectfully say yes.

i'd jump up and down screaming "o my god, o my god!!!!"

and then i'd proboly hump her leg O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Her and Aeris are the only reasons they should make a movie of FF7.......well do get to the point....I would calmly say yes......and hopefully it would last longer than a week.

Off cours id say yes, if she was real, yea that would work!:D Wait til the hunnymoon!!!!!!!!:p

If she could actually exist, hell yea. Who wouldn't say yes if she asked you and was a living, carbon based life form. I understand the complaints here, she isn't real. Just think if it were real.

If she was real, yes, but she isn't real. ( I wish she was, she's hot.)

notice how theres a bunch of people saying no but the voting poll says diffrent? :rolleyes:

Tifa looks so hot I'd say "Sure" or "Of Course, you're beautiful"

yez i sure wood!! lok at zem boobies lolz!!!!!!

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I thought some of the familiar posters seemed a lot younger and less mature. Damn, four years old?

If Tifa asked me out, I would reply that FFVII did not develop her character fully and that I would like to get to know her a little better before entering any kind of relationship.

Of course, that's if I were single anyway, but I've been taken for well over a year now and I'm quite happy that way, so really I would just say no.

For a final thought, she's got a few years on me, and if Tifa were that much of a pedophile, I would probably engage with a work.

hah! i would just laugh in her face! making her ask someone out... she must be really desperate or have low self esteem.

I would have to think about it, become friends with her and find out what her personality is like. I can't really date someone that I think is beautifull on the outside. She might have the personality of a hyper chav on 24 stubbies of stella.

I like boobs as much as the next guy. Provided she wasn't in pixels of course. I can't imagine doing anything with someone whose face looked like it went through a meat grinder.

My answer is a resounding "HELL NO! I'd rather get gang-raped by Sailor Bubba, Rosie O'Donnel and Fat Bastard."

Pixels don't turn me on sorry.

Pixels don't turn me on sorry.

If she was real, yes.

If she was real, I'd say yes. However, if the normal pixellated Tifa we all know in FFVII magically comes out of the game, I'd tell her to get back in and put a sock in it.

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i'd jump up and down screaming "o my god, o my god!!!!"

and then i'd proboly hump her leg O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

I always hated this kid.

i wanna date yuffie...

i wanna date yuffie...

then play Final Fantasy VII... :laugh:

Tifa, oh God is she hot! Second only to Lulu!
actually shesnot second Rikku is first ten Rinoa and I haven't even played all the FF games yet

i'd jump up and down screaming "o my god, o my god!!!!"

and then i'd proboly hump her leg O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
I guess girls don't usually talk to you

Rinoa is first then Rikku
but yea i would date her if she asked me

I'd say no thanks. I'm real, and she's in pixels. It's never going to work.

yeah even though this thread means the same i would have to also laugh and say i cant date someone who isnt real 0_O

I'd say no to Tifa. I got a girlfriend already who wouldn't enjoy the idea of me going out with a busty goddess. I got my own busty goddess already. :3~

I would be like: =-O
Then be like: :-\
Then like: :-[
Then I would say: Whateva...

I would be like: :erm:
Then be like: O:]
Then like: :cool:
Then I would say: I hope you don't end your sentences with ellipses. :smrt:

:love:

I would prefer if Trent asked me out ofcourse. :-[

i would definelty accept, man shes a hot big chested caring chick.

I would like to petition that "engage with a work" be added to this poll.

I would prefer if Trent asked me out ofcourse. :-[

WE STILL GOT THAT CHINESE RESTAURANT TO GO TO :smrt:

I think Id Have To Urinate In Her Hair Ejaculate In Her Eye SWlap Her Face And Tell Her to Get Out Of Her Own Bed... Oh But Thatd Come AFTER The Date...

I'd much rather have Barret :/ .

i would if she was real but she is not she is a computer generated picture in a game

if soomeone like tifa asks you out you gota say yes, all that martial arts training and, flexibility stuff, just think of the wonderful things she could do to you :D

i'd laugh in her face :)

then feel her boobies and casually walk away XD

i'd laugh in her face

then feel her boobies and casually walk away XD

best plan ever imo

Dunno if anyone's replied like this yet, but put basically, I'd reply no, because, to put it simply, and as inoffensively as possible, she is a character within a computer game. With that said, I'm gonna scarper before I get flamed!!!

Why? What possible scathing diatribe could a group of preteen punks muster?
The internet weeps for this thread

Alright... Tifa isn't real, but if I encounter that scenario (you never know) I'd say "yes" because she was major sexy in the movie.

I'd be all "only if I can fuck your mouth".

But then

I would shit in a cupboard.

Yes because she has those big ass titties.

I would say yes but because I'm a girl I would ask her if Cloud and Vincent can come along! :P

You shall all burn in hell for your lust for video game girls... I shall burn too.... rofl.

Meh, yeah. But chances are, anyone like her doesn't exist. As strong as she is, put that to reality terms, you'll end up dating some chick who could win the worlds strongest man competition. People like that, are usually REALLY buff.

btw... 666 post...

WARNING!!!!!!
TIFA IS A TYPE 4 BIOHAZARD!!!!
SHE IS INFECTED WITH THE MOST DEADLY OF ALL BREAST INFECTIONS,

TYPE II CLASS A SYPHOTITS or (black infectious agent that makes a polygon penis fall of of male FF7 characters)

STAY AWAY FROM AT ALL COST!!!!

Message brought to you by Shinra Corp.

Tifa also smells like toe cheese as well!

And how would my soldier know this?

I told you to stay away from those 7th Heaven sector 5 slum wh*res.

You don't want to find out Rufus. Seriously, its a long story, a really long story. We lost four brave soldiers that day, tisk, tisk. What a shame.

It got me too, I was pissing blood for a week, it really sucked. Thank god Hojo was there or else it would have spread to my ass!

We trained you to have a better taste in women.

Why do you think we took Aeris?

A lab experiment? Heheheh, more like a prospective, er......

Aeris was far more attractive, anyway.

That's my soldier.