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11-12-2006, 04:07 AM
I found this fan-fic on the web and though it was good so here it is, (I don't think it's finished):
The Story After The Story
By: Jaysin Christensen
Returning to their time:
Squall and Riona were in a flower field when their friends met up with them. "Hey", said Zell. That's squall up ahead! They ran as fast as they could to get to him but he kept getting farther and farther away. "Man, this time compression thing is a pain in the neck", said Ivrine. "Oof"! "Watch where you're going Zell"! Quistis and Selphe were lying on the ground singing the "I love trains" song Selphe always sings. Zell in a hurry continued to run as fast as he could when the scenery changed to an old fashioned look. Screeeeeech! Zell stopped instantly in his tracks and glimpsed at a somewhat odd drawing of his scooter which was confiscated by the Balamb Garden guards. It was the exact same one he had. He just stared at it until a bizarre swirl came out of nowhere taking him and everyone else with it. They woke up in the med clinic at timber. A ship was ready for them to go back to Balamb when they were told a celebration was being held for their bravery and courage. They took of as soon as they gathered all of their belongings.
Three months after their return:
It was time again for the garden festival. Selphe was once again the one putting it all together. "This is going to be great," said Selphe in a big hurry. Ivrine has been trying to calm her down all day. "Calm down Selphe, just relax. The show will be fine." "Shows what you've learned so far, all the people who know how to play the sax have stage fright." That's when a small voice came from the shadows. "I know... I mean I can...what I mean is...oh, forget it." Ivrine was suspicious so she went over to see who it was. "Who are you?" they started to run. Ivrine didn't see their face because it was covered by a jacket. "Come back here!" Ivrine started running after them not knowing that it would be one of the biggest mistakes of her life. She finally caught up to the stranger and pulled off the jacket. To her surprise it was the head master of the school. "Leave me alone Riona," said the head master. "What are you talking about, I'm Ivrine." "Who's Ivrine...I mean yes, Ivrine, good to see you." "Why did you run away?" At just that moment, she saw that his eyes were completely black. Then she knew who he really was. "You're not the head master, you're the garden master!" "Very good," said the garden master. "But not good enough." After the garden master was supposedly destroyed, he became a shape shifter. He returned to his normal state and poisoned Ivrine. Quistis saw the whole thing so she went over to fight him.
All alone for now:
Quistis was all alone for this battle. Her weapon was being remodeled so she had to fight with her bare hands. Luckily, Zell taught her some of his moves but she still needed some practice. She went for her first move and completely missed. The garden master wasn't very impressed. Ivrine let Quistis use her gun for the battle. Now it started to heat up. It seemed to go on for hours because Quistis was missing most of the shots. She stopped, sat down and concentrated. She then tried one last time to do some damage with her hands. "My Final Heaven!!!" It worked, she did the attack. After the smoke blew away, she saw that the garden master was still standing. It seemed to be hopeless, she had given up. She was about to be annihilated by the garden master when Squall came and used Blasting Zone which destroyed him. Quistis once again had hope. Ivrine was sent to the med. Center for treatment. Days went by with no sign of recovery. People started wondering about Ivrine. She truly was alone for now.
Laguna's help:
Laguna came to see Ivrine. He told the group that he had the same power as his daughter. He was able to take people to the past, and go inside minds. He touched Ivrine and went inside her mind. He found her spirit deep down in her soul. "Why are you not waking up," asked Laguna. "I'm scared to. Everyone will look down on me for not defeating the garden master." "Laguna completely disagreed and convinced her to come back. Her body temp started to rise drastically causing her body to twitch. Riona started to worry. Laguna came back and told all of them that she's coming back. "What's wrong with Ivrine," asked Riona. Laguna replied, "She's perfectly fine. That twitch is probably just because of her body temp rising back up. Soon after he finished explaining, she woke up. It made everyone happy.
Trouble in the sky:
Selphe was waiting to take Laguna home on the Ragnarok. When they left, something strange happened. The warning light turned bright red when the white seed ship shot a missile at them. "Ahh," screamed Ellone. "Why are our friends shooting at us?" Selphe quickly responded. "Well, if you haven't noticed, we look like a giant flying monster! Didn't you guys tell them about the Ragnarok yet? Man, some people can be so forgetful. "Don't yell at us," screamed Laguna. "Just send them a message saying that people are aboard." "Fine," said Selphe in a very low voice. "Hello, is anyone there? My name is Selphe...ow! And I have two passengers on board. Please don't shoot at us!" the white seeds heard the message and stopped shooting immediately. "Selphe," said one of the white seeds. "Is it really you? It's me, John." John was a student at her old garden. "John!" screamed Selphe. "I can't believe it! It's really you!" Selphe landed the Ragnarok and hugged him. Later, Selphe told Laguna and Ellone that John was her old boyfriend before he went into the army. Laguna was surprised; nobody would have thought Selphe had a boyfriend. The next day, Selphe left to drop of Laguna and Ellone. "Dad," said Ellone. "I'm going to stay at garden with my friends." "Are you sure?" said Laguna? "I'm sure." "O.k. then... have a nice time! Bye."
After returning to Balamb garden:
When Irvine went up to Selphe, she saw John. "Leave Selphe alone!" screamed Irvine. Selphe smacked Ivrine and stomped off. "What did I say," said Ivrine. Ellone replied, "That's her boyfriend." Zell started laughing at her. Ivrine got mad and stepped on his foot. Zells face turned bright red. "Owwww," screamed Zell. "What was that for?" "Ivrine was going to ask Selphe on a date," whispered Quistis with a concerned look in her eye. "Ohhhhhhh," said Zell. "Hey, Ivrine! I'm going to help you get that date if it's the last thing I do. But first, we need to get some help from a special friend."
Say hello to my little friend:
Zell took Ivrine to a pub that was hidden in a dark alley in Dollet. "Where are we going," said Ivrine. "Just hold on." Zell walked up to the door and asked for pop. "Yeah, hold on," said the guy behind the door. He went into the pub and called out a man that was hidden in the shadows. "Hello...chicken wuss!" Ivrine then knew exactly who was in the shadow. "Seifer," screamed Irvine. "You're going to trust this guy Zell!" "Don't worry Ivrine," said Zell. "I've paid him to help us." "Speaking of payment," said Seifer. "I think 200 Gil is about fair." "What," said Zell? "The deal was for 45 gil not 200!" "Take it or leave it." "Oh...fine." "Alright," said Ivrine. "Let's get to work!"
Guilt:
"O.k.," said Seifer. "Here's the first plan." "Selphe and John are in the cafeteria waiting for some hot dogs. Put this on." "I don't want to," said Zell. "It makes me look like a girl." "Just do it," said Ivrine. "O.k., o.k." Zell walked up to Selphe dressed up as a waiter to tell them that the hot dogs were on there way. "Are you sure this will work," said Ivrine. "Of course it will," said Seifer. "I put a spell in the hot dogs that will make him feel disgusted around Ivrine." They gave the hot dogs to John and he started acting crazy! He tried to attack Selphe by using a fire attack. That's when Ivrine started to feel a lot of guilt. "That's it," said Ivrine. "I can't take this anymore! I'm going to make things right." Ivrine jumped out from behind the kitchen stand and blocked the attack. He told Selphe that he was only acting this way because of the hot dogs. Then he healed John and took off. Zell got mad because he ended up paying 200 Gil for nothing! He got over it though. A few weeks later, Ivrine paid Zell back and apologized to Selphe. His guilt was finally lifted.
Time for battle:
The day had finally come for Squall. After a final battle he would officially become the Balamb Garden head master. His objective was to obtain the best of all g.f.'s. The g.f. was in a crystal formed by an unknown force on the eastern sea board. He took the Ragnarok to the island containing the g.f. and defeated it. He returned to Balamb garden which was now by the city of Dollet and saw a screaming riot just outside of the entrance. It surprised him because they were always very friendly to the people who lived there. For some reason, they thought that Balamb was trying to take over their city. In fact, every city on that continent thought that Balamb had been trying to take them over. It was very suspicious. Then, out of nowhere came an exact duplicate of Balamb garden.
BETRAYED:
Squall ran back inside of the real Balamb Garden and prepared for battle. "Now how do I use this speakerphone," Squall said to himself. "All seeds are to report to mission patrol for further instructions. All junior garden members are to report to Quistis Trepe for emergency evacuation. All non-seeds are to defend this garden. Completion of this mission will score all non-seed members an automatic pass for this trimester. Kitchen and library personnel are to help lock down all garden secret entrances. When finished help evacuate the junior garden members. Pre-graduates are to plan a diversion while we hack the duplicate Balamb Garden computer systems and shut it down. This will force them to fight 1-on-1. That is all." "Dude," said Zell. "That was a long speech. By the way, have you seen Riona lately? Earlier when we were filming a movie she said her head hurt. I had the doc. Go in after I left. "Why were you filming a movie," said Squall. "So we can remember the good times before we get old." "Oh, o.k.," said Squall. "Anyway, let's get out there and win this thing!" Squall and Zell were about to leave when they saw Riona walking into the duplicate Balamb Garden. "What is she doing," said Zell. "I...think," said Squall. "I think she's joining their side. She's betraying us!" After some silence hit the room, the doctor that was left with Riona came in and told Squall that he might want to watch the tape that was left in Rionas room. "o.k.," said Squall. But before they could watch it, the fake Balamb garden made a final attack and destroyed the tape while it was still in Squalls hands. Whatever was on the tape, they didn't want us to know.
Bringing back the past:
The fake Balamb Garden left the continent and disappeared; it was a relief for everyone. A few weeks later, Squall got a call from Laguna. "Hello, this is Squall speaking." "Squall," said Laguna over the phone. A fake Balamb Garden has Riona! She has a very bright glow around her body and I think she's being possessed. Have Ellone take you to here room. She'll be able to see the past and find out what happened. Well, I have to go. The garden is terrorizing the city." Beep. Squall took Ellone to Rionas room and it started to have a light fade. Riona was on here bed waiting for Zell to come. When he came, he set up the camera and started the tape. Riona started talking about a lot of weird things. Then she started complaining about her head. Zell left the room leaving the camera on. Then the seen skipped to a few minutes later. The doctor was just walking in and Riona was walking out. She saw that the tape was on so she looked to see what happened. Riona was lying on her bed when the fake Balamb Garden came by. That's when she started to moan. A red beam went through her room and hit her head. Then the camera flickered a little. She got up and started walking with a limp in her leg and with her head dangling. That's when the camera flickered a lot. When she left the room, Ellone took them back to the present. When they got back, the room really was flickering. "I don't think the camera was the one that was flickering," said Ellone. "Yeah," said Squall.
Compression of time:
"Oh no," said Ellone. "My dad warned me about this." "Warned you about what," said Squall. "When you came back from compressed time, you took something from another time period." "What was that" said Zell. "Memory; you see, you came back to this time period with memories from the future which is causing a twist in the universe. The fake Balamb garden is from another time period. Soon, many things will start to change until we find the source of it all. This source will stop at nothing to kill you. It is the protector of all memories. However, if we assassinate it successfully, you will become the new guardian of memories, and you will have challenges far greater than the ones you have had before. "Well then, let's go find the source," said Squall. Wait, said Zell. "Don't go!" "Why not, said Squall." "Because? Um? Well, you see?" "Just get on with it, said Squall. Well, "When we went last time, on a journey," said Zell in a very slow tone. "I got paranoid because of the Ragnarok." "Just because it is shaped like an animal, doesn't mean that it is one," said Squall. "You've been watching scary movies again haven't you? You know you get nightmares!" "No I don't," said Zell. "Well no matter what you think Zell, I'm going!" "And so Squall and the rest of the gang went on a mission to try and find the source of the time compression. And even though Zell didn't want to, he went anyway.
Surprising discovery:
"Alright," said Ellone. "Prepare for a bumpy ride. We're going into the time rip." "What are those," said Quistis. While trying to keep eye contact on the image screen, Ellone replied. "Those are different time rip openings. Some go to different years, and some of them go to different dimensions." Red alert! Red alert! "What is happening," said Ivrine. "Guys," said Selphe over the speaker phone. "The ship is alive and it's taking us through a time rip!" "See," said Zell. "I was right! The ship is alive and it's taking us captive! Now you'll believe me when I say something paranormal happened." "Shut up Zell," said Ivrine. "It's not like we're going to die." "Everybody hold on," said Ellone. "We're about to crash in the time rip!" everybody screamed as they awaited their doom. Once the Ragnarok crashed everyone fell unconscious. Little did they know that they had fallen into the world of final fantasy 7 as it was after Jenova was supposedly killed. When they woke up, they found themselves in front of the ff7 gang. It was a big surprise for everybody.
Five minutes before the crash landing of the Ragnarok:
"Man," said Barret. "It sure took a long time to kill Sephroth." "Well duh," said Yuffie. "He was created from Jenova." "Shut up," said Barret. "It's not like I already know that! Geesh, sometimes you can be so annoying." "I'm annoying," said Yuffie. "You're the one who always yaps his mouth off about some stupid kid!" "That kid is my daughter and you better not call her stupid again," said Barret." Hey, look at me when...I'm...talking...to...you?" Yuffie was staring at a huge burning object that happened to be the Ragnarok. "Get out of the way," said Cloud. Cloud jumped in front of Yuffie and Barret to knock them over so they didn't get tackled by the Ragnaroks front tip. When the Ragnarok crashed, Red XIII started to sniff out the final fantasy 8 gang. When he found them, Tifa saw that they were unconscious and started getting them out of the burning rubble. After they got them all free, they headed for the nearest town.
THE SCARE:
Several hours later, Squall started to wake up. Vincent was standing in front of him and of course, he had his gun at his side. "What happened," said Squall. He opened his eyes and saw Vincent and his gun. "Hey, don't shoot," said Squall. "I didn't do it, I swear!" "Hold your whiskers there," said Cat Sith. "He's not going to hurt you, but I might!" "Don't even think about it cat boy," said Squall. "I'll tear you up like there's no tomorrow." Squall took out his sword and pointed it at Cat Sith. "Hey there cowboy," said Cat Sith. "I was just kidding. All I do is read fortunes. Well, I can also turn people into frogs but that's a different story." "I don't believe you," said Squall. "Relax," said Tifa. "It's not like we're going to eat your like cannibals. We saved your life, and you should...really...oh I love you guys." Suddenly, Cloud bust through the door. "Finally," said Cloud. "I found you. See guys! I told you she would get drunk if she goes to the bar!" "Would you relax," said Cid. "The guy with the sword woke up." "My name is Squall," said Squall. "And I would much appreciate it if you told me where my friends are!" "Their outside looking at the town," said Barret. "I'll take you to them." Barret took Squall outside of the house and took him to his friends. "Man this place is a dump," said Squall. "That's what all your other friends said even though this is the best town in the country to live in." "This country must be pretty crappy," said Squall under his breath. "What did you say," said Barret. "Nothing, nothing at all."
TEMPORARY MALFUNTIONS:
"Here are your friends," said Barret. "Thanks," said Squall. "Hey, guys!" "Hey look," said Quistis. "It's Squall!" "Squall," said Zell. "Come over here and have a drink." "Uh, squall," said Selphe. "Are you ok?" "I'm fine," said Squall. "Why do you ask?" "Welllllll," said Zell. "Your face is kind of, holy crap your eye just fell off... and your foot too!" "Somebody get a doctor," said Selphe. When the doctor arrived he took squall to the medical center but it was no use. It seems that the time rips were now attaching to each other and dimensions were being morphed. Eventually, other people were turning into weird things also. Trees were turning blue, things were disappearing, people from other dimensions even started to appear. It was madness everywhere.
Teams unite:
"What are we going to do about Squall," said Selphe. "Who cares about him, said Cat Sith." We do," said Zell. "It's settled then," said Cloud. "We're going to have to work together on this one." "I agree," said Quistis. "Once we're ready, we'll head off." "But first," said Tifa. "We have to give all the new people jobs." "You know," said Barret. "For a drunken woman, that's a pretty smart idea." "You want to pick a fight with me," said Tifa. "I'll...I'll...zzzzzzzz." "O.k.," said Cloud. "Let's get to work! Hey you, what's your name? "Cid." "Hey, I'm Cid to!" "So am I!" "Man, how many Cids are there," said cloud. "According to my calculations, there are 13." "Cid," said Squall. "How did you get here?" "Cid Don't know, first thing I know I'm in my office and the next I'm here. "You know this guy," said Squall. "Of course I know him; he was my garden master until just a couple days ago." "What's a garden master," said Barret. "I'll explain later. First we have to find a way out of here." We can use my Highwind to get around," Said Cid. "O.k. then, let's get this over with," said Zell. "Every Cid except for the one from this dimension is to keep this place running while we're gone." "Why should we listen to you?" "Because my friend Ivrine here has a shotgun that says you do. Understand?" "Yes sir!" "O.k. guys, let's go. To the Highwind or whatever you guys call it. And so they were off on their mystic quest to destroy whatever is causing all this to happen.
Lost and Found:
"Would you hold your horses," said Red XIII. "Have you even considered the dangers that we face? You could be walking along when out of nowhere a pink mutated bunny with sharp teeth jumps in front of you to devour your flesh." "Like that's going to happen," said Selphe. "Bunnies are nice and cuddly and oh my god! It's a pink man-eating bunny! Please don't eat my flesh Mr. Bunny." "Don't you worry about this thing," said Red XIII. "I'll take it out easy. Just watch me rip this guy to shreds." Five minutes later: "Ahhhhhh! Run for your lives! The evil bunny is destroying the town!" "So much for ripping him to shreds," said Cloud. "Just shut up and run," said XIII. Everyone started running towards the town when the bunny grabbed Squalls head. Cloud was about to attack when the bunny spoke. "One more step and your friend here becomes a midnight snack." "What do you want," said cloud. "I need you to do a little job for me. I want you to enter dimension 39541 dash x8 and retrieve an item from the dome in the center of the city." "What item is it?" "It is called the Revlon sphere. With it, I will be able to conquer the universe. The only problem is that I already failed the test so now I'm making you go." "We won't do that," said Ivrine. "Yes you will, because if you don't, I will kill your friend here and the rest of this dimension with it!" "Fine," said Cloud. "We'll help you only if you promise to let our friend go." "Fine, now get going."
The Story After The Story
By: Jaysin Christensen
Returning to their time:
Squall and Riona were in a flower field when their friends met up with them. "Hey", said Zell. That's squall up ahead! They ran as fast as they could to get to him but he kept getting farther and farther away. "Man, this time compression thing is a pain in the neck", said Ivrine. "Oof"! "Watch where you're going Zell"! Quistis and Selphe were lying on the ground singing the "I love trains" song Selphe always sings. Zell in a hurry continued to run as fast as he could when the scenery changed to an old fashioned look. Screeeeeech! Zell stopped instantly in his tracks and glimpsed at a somewhat odd drawing of his scooter which was confiscated by the Balamb Garden guards. It was the exact same one he had. He just stared at it until a bizarre swirl came out of nowhere taking him and everyone else with it. They woke up in the med clinic at timber. A ship was ready for them to go back to Balamb when they were told a celebration was being held for their bravery and courage. They took of as soon as they gathered all of their belongings.
Three months after their return:
It was time again for the garden festival. Selphe was once again the one putting it all together. "This is going to be great," said Selphe in a big hurry. Ivrine has been trying to calm her down all day. "Calm down Selphe, just relax. The show will be fine." "Shows what you've learned so far, all the people who know how to play the sax have stage fright." That's when a small voice came from the shadows. "I know... I mean I can...what I mean is...oh, forget it." Ivrine was suspicious so she went over to see who it was. "Who are you?" they started to run. Ivrine didn't see their face because it was covered by a jacket. "Come back here!" Ivrine started running after them not knowing that it would be one of the biggest mistakes of her life. She finally caught up to the stranger and pulled off the jacket. To her surprise it was the head master of the school. "Leave me alone Riona," said the head master. "What are you talking about, I'm Ivrine." "Who's Ivrine...I mean yes, Ivrine, good to see you." "Why did you run away?" At just that moment, she saw that his eyes were completely black. Then she knew who he really was. "You're not the head master, you're the garden master!" "Very good," said the garden master. "But not good enough." After the garden master was supposedly destroyed, he became a shape shifter. He returned to his normal state and poisoned Ivrine. Quistis saw the whole thing so she went over to fight him.
All alone for now:
Quistis was all alone for this battle. Her weapon was being remodeled so she had to fight with her bare hands. Luckily, Zell taught her some of his moves but she still needed some practice. She went for her first move and completely missed. The garden master wasn't very impressed. Ivrine let Quistis use her gun for the battle. Now it started to heat up. It seemed to go on for hours because Quistis was missing most of the shots. She stopped, sat down and concentrated. She then tried one last time to do some damage with her hands. "My Final Heaven!!!" It worked, she did the attack. After the smoke blew away, she saw that the garden master was still standing. It seemed to be hopeless, she had given up. She was about to be annihilated by the garden master when Squall came and used Blasting Zone which destroyed him. Quistis once again had hope. Ivrine was sent to the med. Center for treatment. Days went by with no sign of recovery. People started wondering about Ivrine. She truly was alone for now.
Laguna's help:
Laguna came to see Ivrine. He told the group that he had the same power as his daughter. He was able to take people to the past, and go inside minds. He touched Ivrine and went inside her mind. He found her spirit deep down in her soul. "Why are you not waking up," asked Laguna. "I'm scared to. Everyone will look down on me for not defeating the garden master." "Laguna completely disagreed and convinced her to come back. Her body temp started to rise drastically causing her body to twitch. Riona started to worry. Laguna came back and told all of them that she's coming back. "What's wrong with Ivrine," asked Riona. Laguna replied, "She's perfectly fine. That twitch is probably just because of her body temp rising back up. Soon after he finished explaining, she woke up. It made everyone happy.
Trouble in the sky:
Selphe was waiting to take Laguna home on the Ragnarok. When they left, something strange happened. The warning light turned bright red when the white seed ship shot a missile at them. "Ahh," screamed Ellone. "Why are our friends shooting at us?" Selphe quickly responded. "Well, if you haven't noticed, we look like a giant flying monster! Didn't you guys tell them about the Ragnarok yet? Man, some people can be so forgetful. "Don't yell at us," screamed Laguna. "Just send them a message saying that people are aboard." "Fine," said Selphe in a very low voice. "Hello, is anyone there? My name is Selphe...ow! And I have two passengers on board. Please don't shoot at us!" the white seeds heard the message and stopped shooting immediately. "Selphe," said one of the white seeds. "Is it really you? It's me, John." John was a student at her old garden. "John!" screamed Selphe. "I can't believe it! It's really you!" Selphe landed the Ragnarok and hugged him. Later, Selphe told Laguna and Ellone that John was her old boyfriend before he went into the army. Laguna was surprised; nobody would have thought Selphe had a boyfriend. The next day, Selphe left to drop of Laguna and Ellone. "Dad," said Ellone. "I'm going to stay at garden with my friends." "Are you sure?" said Laguna? "I'm sure." "O.k. then... have a nice time! Bye."
After returning to Balamb garden:
When Irvine went up to Selphe, she saw John. "Leave Selphe alone!" screamed Irvine. Selphe smacked Ivrine and stomped off. "What did I say," said Ivrine. Ellone replied, "That's her boyfriend." Zell started laughing at her. Ivrine got mad and stepped on his foot. Zells face turned bright red. "Owwww," screamed Zell. "What was that for?" "Ivrine was going to ask Selphe on a date," whispered Quistis with a concerned look in her eye. "Ohhhhhhh," said Zell. "Hey, Ivrine! I'm going to help you get that date if it's the last thing I do. But first, we need to get some help from a special friend."
Say hello to my little friend:
Zell took Ivrine to a pub that was hidden in a dark alley in Dollet. "Where are we going," said Ivrine. "Just hold on." Zell walked up to the door and asked for pop. "Yeah, hold on," said the guy behind the door. He went into the pub and called out a man that was hidden in the shadows. "Hello...chicken wuss!" Ivrine then knew exactly who was in the shadow. "Seifer," screamed Irvine. "You're going to trust this guy Zell!" "Don't worry Ivrine," said Zell. "I've paid him to help us." "Speaking of payment," said Seifer. "I think 200 Gil is about fair." "What," said Zell? "The deal was for 45 gil not 200!" "Take it or leave it." "Oh...fine." "Alright," said Ivrine. "Let's get to work!"
Guilt:
"O.k.," said Seifer. "Here's the first plan." "Selphe and John are in the cafeteria waiting for some hot dogs. Put this on." "I don't want to," said Zell. "It makes me look like a girl." "Just do it," said Ivrine. "O.k., o.k." Zell walked up to Selphe dressed up as a waiter to tell them that the hot dogs were on there way. "Are you sure this will work," said Ivrine. "Of course it will," said Seifer. "I put a spell in the hot dogs that will make him feel disgusted around Ivrine." They gave the hot dogs to John and he started acting crazy! He tried to attack Selphe by using a fire attack. That's when Ivrine started to feel a lot of guilt. "That's it," said Ivrine. "I can't take this anymore! I'm going to make things right." Ivrine jumped out from behind the kitchen stand and blocked the attack. He told Selphe that he was only acting this way because of the hot dogs. Then he healed John and took off. Zell got mad because he ended up paying 200 Gil for nothing! He got over it though. A few weeks later, Ivrine paid Zell back and apologized to Selphe. His guilt was finally lifted.
Time for battle:
The day had finally come for Squall. After a final battle he would officially become the Balamb Garden head master. His objective was to obtain the best of all g.f.'s. The g.f. was in a crystal formed by an unknown force on the eastern sea board. He took the Ragnarok to the island containing the g.f. and defeated it. He returned to Balamb garden which was now by the city of Dollet and saw a screaming riot just outside of the entrance. It surprised him because they were always very friendly to the people who lived there. For some reason, they thought that Balamb was trying to take over their city. In fact, every city on that continent thought that Balamb had been trying to take them over. It was very suspicious. Then, out of nowhere came an exact duplicate of Balamb garden.
BETRAYED:
Squall ran back inside of the real Balamb Garden and prepared for battle. "Now how do I use this speakerphone," Squall said to himself. "All seeds are to report to mission patrol for further instructions. All junior garden members are to report to Quistis Trepe for emergency evacuation. All non-seeds are to defend this garden. Completion of this mission will score all non-seed members an automatic pass for this trimester. Kitchen and library personnel are to help lock down all garden secret entrances. When finished help evacuate the junior garden members. Pre-graduates are to plan a diversion while we hack the duplicate Balamb Garden computer systems and shut it down. This will force them to fight 1-on-1. That is all." "Dude," said Zell. "That was a long speech. By the way, have you seen Riona lately? Earlier when we were filming a movie she said her head hurt. I had the doc. Go in after I left. "Why were you filming a movie," said Squall. "So we can remember the good times before we get old." "Oh, o.k.," said Squall. "Anyway, let's get out there and win this thing!" Squall and Zell were about to leave when they saw Riona walking into the duplicate Balamb Garden. "What is she doing," said Zell. "I...think," said Squall. "I think she's joining their side. She's betraying us!" After some silence hit the room, the doctor that was left with Riona came in and told Squall that he might want to watch the tape that was left in Rionas room. "o.k.," said Squall. But before they could watch it, the fake Balamb garden made a final attack and destroyed the tape while it was still in Squalls hands. Whatever was on the tape, they didn't want us to know.
Bringing back the past:
The fake Balamb Garden left the continent and disappeared; it was a relief for everyone. A few weeks later, Squall got a call from Laguna. "Hello, this is Squall speaking." "Squall," said Laguna over the phone. A fake Balamb Garden has Riona! She has a very bright glow around her body and I think she's being possessed. Have Ellone take you to here room. She'll be able to see the past and find out what happened. Well, I have to go. The garden is terrorizing the city." Beep. Squall took Ellone to Rionas room and it started to have a light fade. Riona was on here bed waiting for Zell to come. When he came, he set up the camera and started the tape. Riona started talking about a lot of weird things. Then she started complaining about her head. Zell left the room leaving the camera on. Then the seen skipped to a few minutes later. The doctor was just walking in and Riona was walking out. She saw that the tape was on so she looked to see what happened. Riona was lying on her bed when the fake Balamb Garden came by. That's when she started to moan. A red beam went through her room and hit her head. Then the camera flickered a little. She got up and started walking with a limp in her leg and with her head dangling. That's when the camera flickered a lot. When she left the room, Ellone took them back to the present. When they got back, the room really was flickering. "I don't think the camera was the one that was flickering," said Ellone. "Yeah," said Squall.
Compression of time:
"Oh no," said Ellone. "My dad warned me about this." "Warned you about what," said Squall. "When you came back from compressed time, you took something from another time period." "What was that" said Zell. "Memory; you see, you came back to this time period with memories from the future which is causing a twist in the universe. The fake Balamb garden is from another time period. Soon, many things will start to change until we find the source of it all. This source will stop at nothing to kill you. It is the protector of all memories. However, if we assassinate it successfully, you will become the new guardian of memories, and you will have challenges far greater than the ones you have had before. "Well then, let's go find the source," said Squall. Wait, said Zell. "Don't go!" "Why not, said Squall." "Because? Um? Well, you see?" "Just get on with it, said Squall. Well, "When we went last time, on a journey," said Zell in a very slow tone. "I got paranoid because of the Ragnarok." "Just because it is shaped like an animal, doesn't mean that it is one," said Squall. "You've been watching scary movies again haven't you? You know you get nightmares!" "No I don't," said Zell. "Well no matter what you think Zell, I'm going!" "And so Squall and the rest of the gang went on a mission to try and find the source of the time compression. And even though Zell didn't want to, he went anyway.
Surprising discovery:
"Alright," said Ellone. "Prepare for a bumpy ride. We're going into the time rip." "What are those," said Quistis. While trying to keep eye contact on the image screen, Ellone replied. "Those are different time rip openings. Some go to different years, and some of them go to different dimensions." Red alert! Red alert! "What is happening," said Ivrine. "Guys," said Selphe over the speaker phone. "The ship is alive and it's taking us through a time rip!" "See," said Zell. "I was right! The ship is alive and it's taking us captive! Now you'll believe me when I say something paranormal happened." "Shut up Zell," said Ivrine. "It's not like we're going to die." "Everybody hold on," said Ellone. "We're about to crash in the time rip!" everybody screamed as they awaited their doom. Once the Ragnarok crashed everyone fell unconscious. Little did they know that they had fallen into the world of final fantasy 7 as it was after Jenova was supposedly killed. When they woke up, they found themselves in front of the ff7 gang. It was a big surprise for everybody.
Five minutes before the crash landing of the Ragnarok:
"Man," said Barret. "It sure took a long time to kill Sephroth." "Well duh," said Yuffie. "He was created from Jenova." "Shut up," said Barret. "It's not like I already know that! Geesh, sometimes you can be so annoying." "I'm annoying," said Yuffie. "You're the one who always yaps his mouth off about some stupid kid!" "That kid is my daughter and you better not call her stupid again," said Barret." Hey, look at me when...I'm...talking...to...you?" Yuffie was staring at a huge burning object that happened to be the Ragnarok. "Get out of the way," said Cloud. Cloud jumped in front of Yuffie and Barret to knock them over so they didn't get tackled by the Ragnaroks front tip. When the Ragnarok crashed, Red XIII started to sniff out the final fantasy 8 gang. When he found them, Tifa saw that they were unconscious and started getting them out of the burning rubble. After they got them all free, they headed for the nearest town.
THE SCARE:
Several hours later, Squall started to wake up. Vincent was standing in front of him and of course, he had his gun at his side. "What happened," said Squall. He opened his eyes and saw Vincent and his gun. "Hey, don't shoot," said Squall. "I didn't do it, I swear!" "Hold your whiskers there," said Cat Sith. "He's not going to hurt you, but I might!" "Don't even think about it cat boy," said Squall. "I'll tear you up like there's no tomorrow." Squall took out his sword and pointed it at Cat Sith. "Hey there cowboy," said Cat Sith. "I was just kidding. All I do is read fortunes. Well, I can also turn people into frogs but that's a different story." "I don't believe you," said Squall. "Relax," said Tifa. "It's not like we're going to eat your like cannibals. We saved your life, and you should...really...oh I love you guys." Suddenly, Cloud bust through the door. "Finally," said Cloud. "I found you. See guys! I told you she would get drunk if she goes to the bar!" "Would you relax," said Cid. "The guy with the sword woke up." "My name is Squall," said Squall. "And I would much appreciate it if you told me where my friends are!" "Their outside looking at the town," said Barret. "I'll take you to them." Barret took Squall outside of the house and took him to his friends. "Man this place is a dump," said Squall. "That's what all your other friends said even though this is the best town in the country to live in." "This country must be pretty crappy," said Squall under his breath. "What did you say," said Barret. "Nothing, nothing at all."
TEMPORARY MALFUNTIONS:
"Here are your friends," said Barret. "Thanks," said Squall. "Hey, guys!" "Hey look," said Quistis. "It's Squall!" "Squall," said Zell. "Come over here and have a drink." "Uh, squall," said Selphe. "Are you ok?" "I'm fine," said Squall. "Why do you ask?" "Welllllll," said Zell. "Your face is kind of, holy crap your eye just fell off... and your foot too!" "Somebody get a doctor," said Selphe. When the doctor arrived he took squall to the medical center but it was no use. It seems that the time rips were now attaching to each other and dimensions were being morphed. Eventually, other people were turning into weird things also. Trees were turning blue, things were disappearing, people from other dimensions even started to appear. It was madness everywhere.
Teams unite:
"What are we going to do about Squall," said Selphe. "Who cares about him, said Cat Sith." We do," said Zell. "It's settled then," said Cloud. "We're going to have to work together on this one." "I agree," said Quistis. "Once we're ready, we'll head off." "But first," said Tifa. "We have to give all the new people jobs." "You know," said Barret. "For a drunken woman, that's a pretty smart idea." "You want to pick a fight with me," said Tifa. "I'll...I'll...zzzzzzzz." "O.k.," said Cloud. "Let's get to work! Hey you, what's your name? "Cid." "Hey, I'm Cid to!" "So am I!" "Man, how many Cids are there," said cloud. "According to my calculations, there are 13." "Cid," said Squall. "How did you get here?" "Cid Don't know, first thing I know I'm in my office and the next I'm here. "You know this guy," said Squall. "Of course I know him; he was my garden master until just a couple days ago." "What's a garden master," said Barret. "I'll explain later. First we have to find a way out of here." We can use my Highwind to get around," Said Cid. "O.k. then, let's get this over with," said Zell. "Every Cid except for the one from this dimension is to keep this place running while we're gone." "Why should we listen to you?" "Because my friend Ivrine here has a shotgun that says you do. Understand?" "Yes sir!" "O.k. guys, let's go. To the Highwind or whatever you guys call it. And so they were off on their mystic quest to destroy whatever is causing all this to happen.
Lost and Found:
"Would you hold your horses," said Red XIII. "Have you even considered the dangers that we face? You could be walking along when out of nowhere a pink mutated bunny with sharp teeth jumps in front of you to devour your flesh." "Like that's going to happen," said Selphe. "Bunnies are nice and cuddly and oh my god! It's a pink man-eating bunny! Please don't eat my flesh Mr. Bunny." "Don't you worry about this thing," said Red XIII. "I'll take it out easy. Just watch me rip this guy to shreds." Five minutes later: "Ahhhhhh! Run for your lives! The evil bunny is destroying the town!" "So much for ripping him to shreds," said Cloud. "Just shut up and run," said XIII. Everyone started running towards the town when the bunny grabbed Squalls head. Cloud was about to attack when the bunny spoke. "One more step and your friend here becomes a midnight snack." "What do you want," said cloud. "I need you to do a little job for me. I want you to enter dimension 39541 dash x8 and retrieve an item from the dome in the center of the city." "What item is it?" "It is called the Revlon sphere. With it, I will be able to conquer the universe. The only problem is that I already failed the test so now I'm making you go." "We won't do that," said Ivrine. "Yes you will, because if you don't, I will kill your friend here and the rest of this dimension with it!" "Fine," said Cloud. "We'll help you only if you promise to let our friend go." "Fine, now get going."