well heres a cute romantic poem....

roses are red
pickles are green
i love your legs
and whats between.... lol


heres a good line that will never work....

this drinks on me,
maybe later i can be on you....

lol... if you want just keep adding more funny poems and lines......later...

O.O whoa, those r sujestive lol. but they're pretty dam funny. good ones zidane.

hehheeheh thanx...... well i guess i'll throw some more in.....

poem.....
roses are red,
my tie is black,
why is your chest as flat as my back....



liner.....
how do you like your eggs in the morning,
scrambled or fertilized???

lmao.....later...

OMG those are awsome. Any young ones might not get it, but haha they are awsome! I like the 2 roses are red ones LOL>

hey thanks man.......

poem:
there once was a guy from wooncocket,
who shoved his balls in an electrical socket,
along came a bitch who turned on the switch,
and his wang flew like a rocket!!!

liner:
are you religious???
cuz your going to be screaming oh my god all night....

later..... you guys are great!!!!

*shocked!*:eek:

oh my... but really funny!

Hahaha thats soo funny. LOL! Heehe dude those are awsome, make sum more k.:)

heheheheheh sure man......

all i can think of is liners right now lol...here they are.....

are you a squirrel?
then why you looking at my nuts....
your mom calls me fred flinstone,
because i make her bed-rock....
are you a mailman?
then why you checking out my package...

hmmm i know these ones are lame, but still kinda funny....later fellow friends.....

Very er, creative, I guess... and funny. Keep it up, you're on a roll.

Holy cow, very dirty but halarious! Make some more, thats the only thing i've laughed at all day.:)

8-bit theatre (http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/026.htm)

More 8-bit theatre (http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/027.htm)

Black Mage does not learn quickly (http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/028.htm)

-Fujin, who can relate any topic to Final Fantasy

hey fujin those are funny as hell......:D ..

heres a poem for ugly chicks.....

nappy hair nappy hair,
face like a frog,
let me turn you over,
and do you like a dog.....

joke:

whats most common between fat chicks and mopeds???
there both fun to ride until your friends find out......


hehehehe later......

HAHahaha dude those are great. You gatta make sum more, lol.

here are my fav lines

the word of the night is LEGS lets go to my place and spread the word

that dress looks good on you but it'd look even better beside my bed

this isnt really a pickup lines but i thought this was really funny

There was a young boy made of glass,
who had 2 balls made out of brass,
in very cold weather, he'd hit them together,
and sparks would come flying out of his ass.

LMFAO!!!!! you guys are funny.....:D :D :D .......

just funny jokes:

you ever have sex in the circus???
its fucking in-tents...... (ou have to kinda think about this one to get it.......)

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper....the bartender says, "hey you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper?"
the pirate says, "ey!!! its driving me nuts!!!"


later!!!!!

lol, those are pretty good. Here's one a friend of mine told me about the other day:

Girl, if I was a squirell in outer space,
I'd nut in Uranus.

Kinda dumb, but I laughed :lol

is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants

LOL those are great, all them are so funny. I'm really bad at making funny stuff so Make some more.

ok....
There is this girl at my school and she is the biggest whore; everyone thought she had crabs....
So I hear the next week that a whole bunch of guys were planning to take her to the beach, burry her upside down and let the crabs go free!

(I thought it was funny, maybe you just had to be there?!?!?)

roses are red
violets are blue
i have a dog
and it looks just like you!

violets are blue
roses are thorny
come on over baby
cuz you make me horny!

"Women call me the dentist, cause i make them open their mouth wide"

Originally posted by ranemaka
lol, those are pretty good. Here's one a friend of mine told me about the other day:

Girl, if I was a squirell in outer space,
I'd nut in Uranus.

Kinda dumb, but I laughed :lol ahhh man i almost pissed myself when i heard that one!!!!:D

poem:

you and your mom are just alike,
both of you act like a dyke,
all i asked was for a threesome,
your selfish dad said give me some,
so i put a laxitive in his drink,
woah your sis can suck a dink,
he was too busy taking a shit,
your moms a bitch she sucked and then spit,
damn youjr family is so hollow,
all i wanted was for her to swallow......

damn i just made that up....i know it sucks but just laugh anyways.....:D

whoooo!! good one. I know, not all of us have sick minds, but isn't it great!

yea lol!!!:D .....hmmm ho ideas for today, sorry my fellow friends....:( .....

Did it hurt?
>what?
When you fell from heaven...

Do I know you?
>No.
Well my pants do...

Awesome bro', truly awesome, make no mistake, you are most awesome and l337.

No real quotes or poems from me, but I have a joke.

This nun had hailed a cab in the busy streets of L.A. The nun got in, and had directed the address to the cab driver. They were driving along for about 5 minutes, then the driver spoke out.

"Umm, Miss...I have something to tell you...but I'm not sure..it might offend you.."

The nun replied, "My son, through my life, nothing could offend me. Please, tell me."

"The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy of having oral sex from a nun..."

The nun replied, "Well on two conditions. One, you're single, and two, you're catholic."

The cab driver replied with joy, "Yes, I'm a single man, and yes I'm as catholic as it gets!"

The nun then said, "Well alright, pull into the next alley."

The driver did so and had his moment of glory. They soon got back in the cab. They drove along for about 5 minutes, then the cab driver started crying. The nun asked, "My son, what is wrong?"

The driver replied back, "My sister, I've lied, I've sinned...I'm a married man and I'm jewish."

The nun replied, "That's ok. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a costume party."

XD One of my favorites...

Ok I got a one:

Sex is like math.
You add the bed,
subtract the clothes,
divide the legs,
and prey you don't multiply.


This is weird cause I have a sick mind and so many more, but for some odd reason, I can't think of them. I'll post em when I remember!

lmao! ohhh, that;s funny. i've heard sum of those before. sorry, i can't really think of ne gross perverted ones right now guys, ;p.

The one with sex being like math is so funny

As a girl, I'm near to have a HEART ATTACK in here... But obviously, this is more like boys thread... But I'm not gonna babble this to you, I'll leave that to your mums.

And... make sure you keep them coming, that's extremely funny... after I've healed from that terrible SHOCK you cause me...

I'll come along to the game once I remember as funny as those yours... :D

These are some of the funniest thing I have EVER heard :lol keep them coming!!! :lol

okay this is just GROSS!

funny, BUT MORE GROSS!!!
GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!

Lol, that's hat gives it the humor. The grossness! Lol, keep 'em commin' bro'. Keep 'em commin'...

Also Celesta, i like the name Crystal_Aeris better. Bring it back ;_;

yes...funny and grotesque....but yes is funny...

here's one you all probably heard...(maybe from here)

"Excuse me, do i know you because my pants sure do!"



hey, you remember the commercial with cedric the entertainer?...that was pretty funny!

SO FUNNY!!!!:lol :lol :lol :lol
ANYWAYS I GOT THIS FROM MY BEST FRIEND

SEX IS BAD
SEX IS A SIN
SINS ARE FORGIVEN
SO LETS BEGIN

oh i got a great one:D

there was this man standing outside a bar
another man goes up to him and asks"what are you doing"
the man replies"im waitng for the queens legs to open so i can get a drink.

NOW IS THAT FUUNY OR WHAT!:D

Hehe all those are great. Lots of laughs. Most of this is the funniest stuff I've seen in awhile.

woah my thread is doing great!!!!! good shyte from everyone!!!!! funny shiznit in here lol.....

Line: how about we ride my skin bus to tuna town???

Poem:
i like you, you like me,
lets have sex and be happy.

Poem:
Through your eyes i can tell,
masturbation will send me to hell,
but you should know i cant stop,
im worse then a girl buying clothes in a shop,
maybe if you wanted it done,
you should just give me some,
take off your clothes,
and noone should know!

(gay but silly)
:rolleyes: