This is a story I'm writing on another forum. It's somewhat parodical, but mostly just nonsensical. It certainly makes me laugh whenever I read it, and Im the one writing it!

I think people who have played the Baldur's Gate games, or have played any other games or read any other books that are in the world of the forgotten realms will appreciate this story more.

http://community.mistresslair.net/showthread.php?t=9455

If you'd prefer that I not link to another forum, and instead copy and paste each entry here, just let me know.